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The Shirleys have a post-Christmas catch-up - Happy New Year!Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Christmas, French fashion and giving gifts.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the new Harry and Meghan documentary, decorating neighbourhood advent windows and Madonna.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the Shirleys prepare for their upcoming show, they take a break from rehearsals to talk about advent calendars, panettone and Birkenstocks.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Black Friday, losing their hair and the new John Lewis Christmas ad.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the shorter Shirley's weekend away, Joe Lycett's Qatar ultimatum and Christmas markets.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about breaking down, putting out and the new series of the Crown.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about swear jars, sick kids and things that are "common".Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Spank comedy nights, Paul Mescal and shopping substitutions.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Wetherspoons weddings, filming sans children and kids birthday parties.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about teeth whitening, the next James Bond and Hummus.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the top baby names of 2022, Gangnam Style and Crocs.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about lookalikes, at home smear tests and moving to Brighton.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Queuegate, world gratitude week and what it's like being pencilled for adverts.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the Queen, David Beckham, holidaying with the in-laws and Lidl.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the new PM, auditioning with kids and half-price bikini waxes. (Side note: This week's podcast was recorded on Wednesday, the day before The Queen passed away)Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Archetypes, Mother-in-laws and neighbourhood bin fairies.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Solo parenting, bins and Britney. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Marriage, Barbie dolls and meeting Sir Salman Rushdie.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Olivia Newton John, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and an impending tampon shortage.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysEvening Standard article 'Our 50 Favourite Podcasts for your 2022' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about the Lionesses, flat cakes and sea turtles.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys are back from Spain and they talk about Separation Anxiety, Man Skirts and missing vegetables while away.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys are at a wedding together in Spain. This week they talk about JLo, gyrating and the heat wave.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Posh Spice, shitty gifts and the Horniman museum. Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the Desert to Battersea. This week the Shirleys talk about sugared almonds, BoJo's exit and travelling with excess baggage.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys talk about Pride, Aldi and Elvis. Plus, breaking news, the Shorter Shirley hits the desert with two kids in tow!Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate Bush, no more wees in the sea and pawn shops. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're OBSESSED with celebrity's faces and fingers this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer Shirley dials in from the Italian countryside this week. Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Platty Jubes, a song about Prince Andrew and fifteen years of Shirley & Shirley.Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hand transplants, drug dealing headmistresses, and why you should never have kids.And this is your last chance to buy tickets to PUSH IT this FRIDAY 3rd June @ 2pm (use discount code MIDEAST1)https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drying up on stage, rapping in Arabic and an ominous rash.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pm (use discount code MIDEAST1)https://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Knackered lingerie, homophobia and sex parties.*CORRECTION* In this episode The Short Shirley says that only people who identify as women can attend One Night sex parties. Not true, people who identify as non binary can also attend. Sozzles.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Golden boobies, performing in a hotel in front of ten people and appearing in an actual film.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fifteen pound prawn, in bed with Madonna and sex with a duck.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Designer bras, DNA results, evil sleep fairies.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rihanna's maternity wardrobe, toddler gnocchi and flashing at the Easter Bonnet Parade.Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the menu this week: Rats at Mc D’s, MRI’s and an Easter fanny wax. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys have got their whinge on this week and admit they only have themselves to blame for the mess they find themselves in. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] them on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys discuss tax evasion, Camille Cottin and Sexy Starter Kits. Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] them on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terry Waite, eye tests and the Red Light District are your starters for ten. Also, turns out one Shirley likes a sex snack and the other doesn’t. Hmmm… What’s a sex snack? Tickets to PUSH IT on 3rd June @ 2pmhttps://www.tickettext.co.uk/OnDoYiOYw3Email your questions at [email protected] them on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer Shirley returns from Zurich with top tips of how not to travel with kids whilst the Shorter is glued to a pump because her youngest refuses formula. Will she ever be able to go out again? Will the Longer ever stop going out?Email The Shirleys with your questions at [email protected] them on Instagram @thetwoshirleysListen, subscribe and share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer points out to the Shorter that missing ‘to tea’ gives Judith Kerr’s iconic book a very different meaning. Find out who’s off to Zurich, why two ears are better than one and which popular children’s educator is on YouTube taking an actual crap. Listen, subscribe and share.Ask the Shirleys ANYTHING: [email protected] the Shirleys on Instagram @thetwoshirleyswww.shirleyandshirley.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys come together to record in the dead of night. They celebrate their first hot date together sans kids and dive into swimming pools warmer than soup, rats the size of cats and a hot new mascara that’s better than sex. Listen, subscribe and share!Follow the Shirleys on Instagram @thetwoshirleyswww.shirleyandshirley.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Longer Shirley has a perpetual cold which the Short one insists is better than a perpetual period. Discover why you should never slag anyone off on a podcast and which Shirley ended up in A&E. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share!You can ask the Shirleys questions via email and they will do their best to answer you on [email protected] their story on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys discuss their new postpartum figures and how to get their Willing Partners back in the sack. Or how to keep them out. Meanwhile, The Shorter gigs alone and spends half the night on the toilet and the Longer wakes with a numb face just as she’s about to film a commercial.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week both Shirleys book themselves in for massages as the literal weight of two children take its toll. Amidst the sleepless nights and subpar parenting, the Longer discovers flushable butt wipes whilst the Shorter self-flagellates having given Covid to her Arabian family. Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share!Get tickets for the Shirley's show on 30th Jan here. https://www.tickettext.co.uk/R73b1DZWknYou can contact the Shirleys at:Email: [email protected]: @thetwoshirleysTwitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shorter Shirley is climbing the walls as the dreaded lurgy lingers in her household for its third week. The Longer confirms her MILF status by bagging a commercial playing an older French mum. Both women complain that their sons have developed the unforgivable habit of picking their noses and feasting on the findings. You can contact the Shirleys at:Email: [email protected]: @thetwoshirleysTwitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One child catches a glimpse of his manny’s member whilst the other weeps over his scary bedsheets. Discover which Shirley gifted the other haemorrhoid drops for Christmas, why beauty doesn’t always get you the gig and how Meatloaf helped get over a break up.Tune in, enjoy, subscribe and share!Get tickets for the Shirley's show on 30th Jan here. https://www.tickettext.co.uk/R73b1DZWknYou can contact the Shirleys at:Email: [email protected]: @thetwoshirleysTwitter: @shirlandshirl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shirley & Shirley kick off series two with high hopes for 2022. The longer is celebrating being out of isolation, whilst the Shorter ponders investing in sex toys. More irreverent chat about breastfeeding, tricky toddlers, and exactly why a load of champagne has just just arrived at the door.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.