
Motherfunk
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S2 Ep 150A dry-curious January
EThis week, the Shirleys talk about one tumultuous trip to Venice, whether women are flogging their babies on eBay and the long Shirley reviews her particular parenting style.Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 149The Mink Deterrent
This week, the Shirleys talk about crashing Keira Knightley's crib, Chappell Roan and the long Shirley happens upon an unwelcome visitor in the washing machine.Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 148I stole Michael Gambon's Club Sandwich
EThis week, the Shirleys kiss their 2024 bad habits goodbye, discuss overly-traumatising tales for children and respect the comic timing of one potty-mouthed preschooler! Also the long Shirley's been washing her hair with Evian. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 147I'm starting to turn into my Mother
EThis week, the Shirleys look back on their highs and lows of 2024, discuss what the nation have been goggling on their boxes and assess whether last year ended with as big a bang as the Gavin and Stacy finale!Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 146Hobby Horses and Belgian Cowgirls
This week, the Shirleys recite a London cabby's 3 rules for a simple life, the short Shirley finally watches a TV show and find out what's tickling our country's fancy in the bedroom this year! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year - see you all in 2025!Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]! Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 145The Bob Dylan Hustle
This week, the Shirleys talk about crushing corporate gigs, how to brave the British winter and Christmas cheeseboard etiquette!Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 144All I want for Christmas is a Cashmere Scarf
This week, the Shirleys talk tantalising Temu gifts, a potty-mouthed pre-schooler predicament and Heaven may be closing, but there are Bears aplenty! Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 143Ding Dong Dildo
EThis week, the Shirleys talk stressful school runs, Adele's retirement, there's gossip at the Groucho Club and who does the short Shirley's son love the most??Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 142"What a waste of a Tuesday"
EThis week, the Shirleys talk being the latest victims of a sweeping Lego scam, the long Shirley butchers a club classic and does Princess Elsa say f***??Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 141Those Brits and their Ancient Fruitcakes
This week the short Shirley pulls off a birthday extravaganza with a little help from Lily Allen. The Shirleys also discuss healthy morning routines and find out why on earth everyone's lining up to buy an old piece of fruitcake. Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 140Trouble in Para-Spice
EThis week, the Shirleys talk Trump's big win (and his even bigger son), compare the potency of their perfumes and the long Shirley finds out what Vagina really means.Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 139Magic Midnight Hummus
This week, the Shirleys peruse over premature present prep, pass-agg people at the pool and Pascale's pricey pallet is pulverised by pre-pubescent party goers! Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 138The Margolyes Effect
This week the Shirleys talk scathing notes from Miriam Margolyes, inventing a fake husband, mysterious artefacts and the short Shirley's son becomes a proper human being!Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 137Black Bears vs Beige Mums
EThis week the Shirleys talk sharing a cheeky glass with Boris, Lawrence Fox gets cancelled and one not-so-sweet 16!Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 136Stuck in the middle of Jordan
This week, the short Shirley is stuck in Jordan amidst international tensions, and the long Shirley is stuck in the rain back home. The Shirleys also discuss the possibilities of de-aging, and who hosted 100 weddings in one day? Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 135Hairy Bums and Ikigai
EThis week the Shirleys discover if Lily Allen holds the keys to immense pleasure, discuss travel essentials and the long Shirley gets philosophical!Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 134Our BFF won an Emmy!
This week the Shirleys talk Dolly Parton Prosecco, pee-detecting blankets and business cards for kids! Congratulations to Jessica Gunning for her well earned Emmy win! Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 133Oasis Fever and Avois Points
This week the Shirleys talk the return of the 90's, Davina McCall, Keanu Reeves on broadway and the ICON that is Jessica Gunning!Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 132Holiday Escapades & Arousing Literature
EThis week the Shirleys talk the best of Fringe Festival 2024, preparing for back to school season and catch up on 2 weeks of adventures apart!Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence.Email your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 131Stutters & Saliva
This week the Shirleys talk the Edinburgh Fringe, house parties and Guncles!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 130Country life, Nudist Beaches and Power-Bottoms
This week the Shirleys talk the Olympics, living the quiet life in Devon and stickers that help your children sleep!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 129Getting kicked out of the V&A
This week the Shirleys talk the best way to sip Rosè on the go, whether marrying men makes women happy and living in Lewisham!Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 128Is the long Shirley a Trad Wife?
This week the Shirleys talk peculiar packed lunches, steep swimwear and is Shirley a trad wife?Links to help aid in Gaza :https://www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-support-and-evacuate-10-families-in-gazahttps://gofund.me/ba1bbf0dEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 127Birthdays and Eligible Bachelors
This week the Shirleys talk expensive weddings, steamy spa sessions and compare their birthday celebrations!Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 126Boot Sales and Busts
This week the Shirleys talk football fever, raunchy reading and campsite chaos!Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 125Ta-rah Tories and Tuk Tuks
EThis week the Shirleys talk about Janelle Monáe, cheery earrings and taxing Tuk Tuk travel!Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 124A Visit from the Queen
This week the Shirleys talk about Girls Aloud, underwhelming water parks and drunk-defying pills!Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 123Paddington Panic & being ditched for Swift
This week the Shirleys talk about the Paddington Experience, ageing gracefully and a nail polish disaster!Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 122Swifties, Punch-ups and Sandwiches
This week the Shirleys talk about Naomi Campbell, questionable bathroom tiling and lengthy sandwich orders.Email your questions to [email protected] by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 121Monkey Parks and Musicals
This week the Shirleys talk about fax machines, wedding etiquette and Dua Lipa. Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 120Mormon Momfluencers and Half Term Hiatus
This week the Shirleys talk about rampaging children, the Chelsea Flower Show and Oliver Twist.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor the birthday girl!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 119Private Parts and Potty Training
This week the Shirleys talk about Johnny Depp, Greek Rosé and armpits.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys(Apologies for the late upload of eps 119 and 120 - please blame our editor!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 118Next Stop, Mooncup
This week the Shirleys talk about natural deodorants, Football and bum exercises.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 117Chicken Pot Noodles and Menstruation
This week the Shirleys talk about teachers, 'Feud' and hidden iPhone apps.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 116Champagne, Cocaine and Sausages
This week the Shirleys talk about celebrity riders, going to the pub with kids and the Netflix series 'Ripley'.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 115Scarlet Fever and Stalking
This week the Shirleys talk about unicorns, French cuisine and the new Netflix series 'Baby Reindeer'.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 114Pints of Prosecco
This week the Shirleys talk about Beyonce's version of Jolene, Mamma Mia's 25th anniversary and the death of OJ Simpson.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 113The Great Unwashed
This week the Shirleys talk about the 'cute exhibition', Center Parcs and Taylor Swift becoming a billionaire. Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 112Eggcited for Easter!
This week the Shirleys talk about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, delicious salads and potentially becoming celebrants.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 111For Fudge Sake
This week the Shirleys talk about the Spring Equinox, subtitles on shows and home schooling.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 110Midweek Retreat? Yes Please
This week the Shirleys talk about microdosing, mother's day gifts and crispy veg.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 109Ideas for Second Careers
This week the Shirleys talk about FaceGym, Greggs and World Book Day.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 108Dolphins in Deptford
This week the Shirleys talk about frittatas, Mother's Day and 'One Day' on Netflix.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 107Ducks and DINKs
This week the Shirleys talk about their trips to Margate and Northumberland, pet rabbits and solo gigs.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 106Half Term Hijinks
This week the Shirleys talk about moccasin boots, tahini biscuits and mouth taping.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 105Valentine Vajazzle
This week the Shirleys talk about Ecstatic Dance, merkins on the catwalk and changing nappies at night.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 104Bras, Bins and Belgravia
This week the Shirleys talk about perfume, Nicole Kidman and healthy veg.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 103Ecstatic Dance and Cacao
This week the Shirleys talk about new bins, Fargo and Six the Musical.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 102Stanley Quenchers and Claudia Winklefringe
This week the Shirleys talk about 50th birthday parties, meeting Kylie and going out for dinner with the French.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2 Ep 101Dry-Curious Jan
This week the Shirleys talk about the Yuka app, 'Slow Horses' and the smaller Shirley having Covid.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.