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Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

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Billie “Fly to a Podcast” Eilish

May 12, 20261h 1m

Meryl “You’re A Guay” Streep

May 5, 202654 min

Anne “Witch Magic” Hathaway

Apr 28, 20261h 0m

Michelle “The Glee Version” Pfeiffer

Apr 21, 20261h 0m

Liza “Life Boat Period” Minnelli

Apr 14, 202657 min

S1 Ep 98Zendaya “Zendayo”

Gennifertias, put your A-Balls in and get ready to party! Our Miss Thing this week is an accessible yet mysterious IT girl, a fashion icon, a woman of integrity and taste, the queen of facial reactions, and star of mega-hits like ‘Euphoria’, ‘Challengers’, the ‘Spider-man’ franchise, the ‘Dune’ franchise, and the new hit ‘The Drama’ — ZENDAYA! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he found out he over-relies on a signature facial expression, while Tim remembers the night he inadvertently held his friends hostage at a Halloween party and then caused his friend “Zendayo” to break up with his boyfriend. They boys also talk finally becoming gay after watching ‘Kath and Kim’, how no one snot cries like Viola Davis, Ashley Carson Olsen’s The Row, and the three contenders for the ‘Rachel McAdams year of acting.’ Plus, Greg recites Ariana DeBose’s BAFTAs infamous opening song and they ask another set of life-changing questions like, “Which family member turned you gay by making you watch a female-led TV show?”, “Which Drag Race drag queen would you be most excited to see live?”, and “Why is Britney Spears always at a gas station?” So Inertias, shove those grapes behind your lips and start warming up those vocals ‘cause this episode is gonna give your life a much needed dose of whimsy. Oh, and always remember that… the Joker is me! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 7, 202659 min

S1 Ep 97Valerie "The Curtsy" Cherish

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Hello Hello Hello, Baby Girls! We’re about to start it all (in a different way) because this week we’re losing our minds for the ultimate people-pleaser, actress, and reality star. Our mega-talented Miss Thing will make you laugh and then make you cry, has the best husband in showbiz (Marky Mark), and is the legendary star of ‘I’m It!’, ‘Room and Bored’, 2014 Emmy Award winner for her brave performance in ‘Seeing Red’, ‘Mrs. Hat’, and the upcoming hit ‘How’s That!’ — VALERIE CHERISH!! (AKA the iconic character played by Lisa Kudrow in ‘The Comeback’) In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he made a noisy, show-stopping impression at his very first multicam table read, while Tim remembers the time an aging actress’ terrible curtsy caused a pilot he worked on to be canceled. The boys also talk Ben Stiller’s butt in ‘Along Came Polly’, the biggest honorary gay in Hollywood, Ryan Gosling’s glasses acting in ‘Project Hail Mary’ and Nicole Scherzinger’s brain fart on ‘The Today Show’. Plus, they ask the most pertinent questions of the day like, “What is the most cursed office snack?”, “What is a moment that makes you howl in ‘The Comeback’?” and “Who’s the one good straight guy this week?” So Love Bugs, hop in the Navigator and go get the Nivea cause this episode is gonna take you on the ride of your life. Oh and Jane, please get Siggi’s to sponsor us. Jane? Jane? We need to know that we are being heard. BONK!!!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 202659 min

S1 Ep 96“Robyn” The Doctor is In

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Call your Girlfriend Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re Body Talk-ing for the greatest Swedish pop songstress of all time. Our Miss Thing is a sad bop superstar, a tumbling queen, and the high priestess responsible for timeless classics like ‘Dancing On My Own’, ‘Show Me Love’ and ‘Honey’ — ROBYN!! In this ep, Greg breaks down how his Lake Tahoe trip played out like a Robyn concert while Tim remembers the time a drunk gay terrorized him during a beach day in Puerto Vallarta. The boys also discuss the awe-inducing opening credits of ‘Love Story’, Darlene Mitchell being the joyous IJBOL queen on this season of ‘Drag Race’, Taylor Sheridan becoming the plastic surgeon for all of America’s greatest actresses, and Barbra Streisand singing during the In Memoriam Oscars segment. Plus, they talk the weird phenomenon of every dad loving ‘For All Mankind’, the ‘Buffy’ reboot cancellation, and ask the most important question you can ask a gay man, “What is your favorite Drag Race lip sync?” So Inertias, press pause on all 30 Apple TV shows you’re currently halfway through and get ready for an episode that will give you a hit of Dopamine and make you feel Indestructible. Oh, and can one of you get us Ed Harris’ number? But please don’t tell his wife Aunt Gladys. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 202657 min

S1 Ep 95Jessie “Hung Smile” Buckley

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Gay Matts and Inertias, get ready to throw back a pint and have the time of your life ‘cause this week we’re celebrating Ireland’s finest thespian. This Miss Thing is your favorite director’s favorite actress, a total girl’s girl, a shining reality star, the owner of the most hung smile in Hollywood, the breakout of so many projects like, ‘Men’, ‘Chernobyl’, ‘The Lost Daughter’, ‘Women Talking’, and ‘Hamnet’, and of course the NEWLY crowned Academy Award winner for Best Actress — JESSIE BUCKLEY! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let out an Oscar-winning wail of his own after his betta fish took a trip it couldn’t come back from, while Tim remembers the time he experienced a life-low at the famous sandwich establishment Subway. The boys also talk Reno establishment Filthy McNasty’s, fast food CEOs eating burgers, ‘Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie,’ and the main issue with ‘The Bride!’. Plus they get into stylish exits, fabulous airline JetSuiteX, how ‘Love Story’ is ‘The Crown’ for Dummies (in the good way), and they play the newest, iconic Oscar game, ‘Which of the Best Actress nominees would you let top you?’ So Gennifer Zs, throw on your favorite Junkee thrift store find and brace yourself for our first ever STRAIGHT episode. Oh, and never forget… An*s to an*s, d*st to d*st… BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 202654 min

S1 Ep 94Rose “Beloved Cousin” Byrne

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Gennifertias, there’s no way you can feel Platonic about the classy actress that we’re venerating this week. Our Miss Thing is a hard comedy queen, a basic-cable drama scene stealer, Australia’s most unexpected export, and the impossibly tasteful star of such hits as ‘Bridesmaids’, ‘Spy’, ‘Damages’, ‘Neighbors’ and ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ — ROSE BYRNE!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he took up spy craft and caused his dad to lose his innocence, while Tim remembers the summer he conned his way into an internship and ended up getting banned from a Boston improv institution. The boys also talk spider bites in your sleep, Rue Rose Shumpert coming for Greg’s crown, cigarette trays being the chicest party accessory, smile piercings being the new tongue piercings, and Maura Higgins being so ‘Batman Forever’ in ‘The Traitors’ finale. Of course, they also ask critical questions like, “What is the scariest way to wake up?”, “Are we in the 21st century or the 20th century?” and “Why would the SAG Awards willingly change their name to the Actor Awards?” Plus, they play another iconic round of pod favorite, “Gay Name or Straight Name” and soon-to-be favorite “Which female celebrity would you let top you?” So Gay Matts, tuck a loose cigarette behind your ear and make sure to put on those headphones that make you gay so you can fully understand this episode. Oh, and most importantly, remember that if you’re smoking near us, DON’T! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 10, 20261h 1m

S1 Ep 93Christine “Mame Core” Baranski (w/ Mike Liebenson)

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Oh darlings, put a big cap in your feather ‘cause we have a VERY special guest on the pod this week! Comedian, singer, writer, and ‘Hacks’ scene-stealer Mike Liebenson is on the couch to rave about the true utility player of Hollywood. Our Miss Thing has the most famous transantlantic (or somewhere over the Atlantic) accent, is King Princess’ “best friend,” the backbone of ‘Cruel Intentions’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘Addams Family Values’, ‘The Gilded Age’ and ‘The Good Fight’, and most importantly is Mike’s phone background — CHRISTINE BARANSKI! In this ep, Mike remembers the time he had the chance to meet Christine and she said the magic words every gay wants to hear, “Hi Mike,” Tim recalls the moment his work-wife saved his ass after a Sean Cody pop up almost ended his career, and Greg looks back on the time his LGBTuncle card was almost revoked. The boys also talk “the world’s tallest bottom,” “White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter,” Sarah Pidgeon being a brown haired it girl, and The Mayhem Ball. They also talk America’s Next Top Model’s complicated legacy, the biggest indicator of a “f*ck boy,” and ask life-changing questions like, “Have you had s*x to “I Miss You” by Adele?”, “Are you familiar with Eli?”, and “Whatever happened to Janice Dickinson?” So Gennifertias, put your hands up for an episode with TWO showmans and ONE iconic game of “Christine Baranski, Christine Ebersole, or Christine Daaé?” Oh, and always remember… “Naomi Watts is Jackie O.” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 3, 20261h 0m

S1 Ep 92Neve “Inhale” Campbell

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Get ready to SCREAM Gennifertias because we’re celebrating *THE* ultimate scream queen. Our Miss Thing this week not only has the best Hollywood name in the game, she’s the most iconic inhaler of all time, the ultimate final girl, the star of ‘Party of Five’, ‘Wild Things’, ‘The Craft’, and ‘Scream 7’… Sidney Prescott herself — NEVE CAMPBELL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time a hippo charged him in the Okavango Delta causing the sun to almost go down on him while Greg recalls the time our Miss Thing talked to him and he had the scariest reaction imaginable. They also talk looksmaxxing, Clavicular, the hottest new dating website Facebook Marketplace, Brandon Sklenar’s fashion choices in ‘The Housemaid’, and do a deep dive on ‘Wuthering Heights.’ Plus, they slice right to the truth with exposing questions like, “What is mogging?”, “Why is every movie twenty minutes too long?”, “Who is the most surprising Scream killer?”, “Are all Olympic coaches wicked?” and “Are any Australians ever in Australia?” So dial up your excitement and craziness to an “Amanda Seyfried 11” and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you “Helen Hunted.” Oh, and really quickly, before we forget, please cheer us on as we compete for Dagestan in couples figure skating. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 20261h 1m

S1 Ep 91Margot “The Famous Heel” Robbie

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Lucky Chaps, get ready to go on A Big Bold Beautiful Journey to some seriously Wuthering Heights ‘cause we’re doing a bonafide Bombshell this week on the pod. Our Miss Thing is a megawatt star-slash-producer extraordinaire with an international smile, the most popular girl in Hollywood, and the fearless scene stealer of all of your favorite movies like ‘Barbie’, ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, ‘Suicide Squad’, ‘I, Tonya’ and now the steamy ‘Wuthering Heights’ — MARGOT ROBBIE!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he was a finalist at the Austin Film Festival and fell in love with the world’s most glamorous screenwriter, while Greg remembers the time he accidentally “gooned” in a stranger’s car. The boys also talk the wish fulfillment of ‘Pluribus’ and Carol Sturka, Greg gets emotional talking about men’s Olympic figure skating, and Tim takes a big soothing sip of the cozy tea that is ‘UK Celebrity Traitors.’ Plus, they come up with genius casting ideas for Connor Storrie, give a moment to Bad Bunny’s remarkable Super Bowl performance, and ask monumental questions like, “What does SUV stand for?”. So harlequins, grab your finest baseball bat, whip out your blue and blonde hair dye, and get ready to discover what a Quad God is (it’s definitely not the quad you’re thinking). Oh, and if you see Greg on the road in his luxurious stretch limo, be careful… he suffers from car blindness! BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 202653 min

S1 Ep 90Hilary “Don’t Do That” Duff

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Gennifertias, wake up, wake up, it’s time to Come Clean, ‘cause this ep is about to rain down, wake your dreams, and most certainly wash away your sanity! Our Miss Thing this week is the ultimate Disney starlet next door, a little minx, the most famous person to ever have a cartoon on her shoulder, and the star of cinematic classics like, ‘A Cinderella Story’, ‘Lizzie McGuire’, and ‘Younger’ — HILARY DUFF!!! In this ep, Greg gazes all the way back to this past weekend when his husband discovered the beauty of Hilary’s discography and slowly but surely became a Duff-head while Tim remembers the time he was conned into flying First class and it then ruined all of his future flights. The boys also talk Jade’s Los Angeles concert, “Lara Blah,” Dylan O’Brien’s butt in 3D, Tim single-white-femaling “Vanessa Hudgens”, and they go into detail about attending “Music’s First Most Biggest Night” — the Warner Music Pre-Grammy Party. Plus, they do their first ever DONMOMSOS and continue to ask huge questions like, “Why is Amanda Seyfried singing on every talk show?” and “Did Tim hook up with Benson Boone’s manager?” So Gay Matts, get ready to step into the splash zone because this episode is gonna make you wet and remind you What Dreams Are Made of. Oh and remember, the shorts are longer than they appear. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 202655 min

S1 Ep 89The Traitors “Those Overalls, Girl!” (w/ Brian Moylan)

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Throw on your finest tartan plaid Gennifertias ‘cause we’ve got a murderously special episode for you!! This week, not only are we celebrating the most addictive reality show on TV but we also have pop culture royalty in the studio with us. The legend, the icon, and the President & Founder of the Housewives Institute DAME BRIAN MOYLAN joins us on the couch to go as deep as we possibly can on our Miss Thing this week — THE TRAITORS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was interviewed to be on a reality show and he ended up disempowering himself from telling his own story, Brian remembers the time he attended Alan Cumming’s distinctive fragrance launch party, and Tim recalls the night he was tricked into going to a bar where everyone surprised him by wearing masks of his face. The boys also talk the secret Hadid sister, Adam Rippon, Johnny Weir’s old reality show, Rob’s overalls, Colton’s “baby gay” antics, and the way Maura Higgins “tinks.” Plus, they ask the questions on everyone’s lips like, “Who do you think is going to win The Traitors?”, “Who will be the final Faithfuls?”, and “Who would be the best Faithful to recruit?” Of course before the ep is over Brian graces us with his Housewives hot takes and answers even more essential questions like, “Which housewife do you want to come back the most?” So Inertias, dust off your favorite broach, and come with us on a journey of total gay nonsense that’ll leave you feeling quiet, smart, and hot. Oh, and always remember, “The wig is heavier than the weights.” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 3, 20261h 9m

S1 Ep 88Rachel “What, Like it’s Hard” McAdams

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Get in Gennifertias, we’re going shopping! Our Miss Thing this week is so f*cking fetch that every single one of her line reads are burned into our brains. This literal icon is the defining millennial actress, a capital ‘A’ movie stAr, and the most memorable part of cinematic masterpieces like ‘Mean Girls’, ‘Red Eye’, ‘The Notebook’, ‘Wedding Crashers’, ‘The Family Stone’, and the brand new ‘Send Help’ — RACHEL MCADAMS!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he had a whirlwind night with a new boy that quite literally ended in a missed connection while Greg tells the terrible tale of a time he was held hostage by a psychopath on a plane. They also talk TikTok eye color change videos, the beauty of shredding, the mom drama between Hilary Duff and Ashley Tisdale, Mama Kelce, and the huge feud happening within the British Royal Family: The Beckhams. Plus, they get in a heated debate over the duties of an aisle seat sitter and do a very important ranking of Rachel McAdams’ seminal movie performances. So put on your mini skirts, cut some t*tty holes into your white tanks and take a bite of Kälteen Bar with us as we celebrate our favorite Canadian bike riding queen. Oh, and that reminds us, we need to talk about Kip. But next week… BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, 20261h 0m

S1 Ep 87Teyana “Tejava” Taylor

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We have a little extra pep in our step Gennifertias ‘cause we’re celebrating a true multi-hyphenate on the pod this week. Our Miss Thing is a Golden Globe winning actress, dancer, choreographer, video vixen, owner of the best abs in town and giver of generational performances in ‘One Battle After Another’ and 'All's Fair' — TEYANA TAYLOR!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he found himself naked in a hot tub with his boyfriend’s boss while Greg remembers the day he played pickleball for the first time which ended with him cracking himself up. They also talk the angry uncle at Mamma Mia, underbites, ‘On the Nature of Daylight’ being the ultimate cinematic needle drop, and love letters from Trader Joe’s employees. Plus, they ask seminal questions like, “What two actors would you love to see play closeted hockey players on season two of Heated Rivalry?”, “If you were an actor and you needed to make yourself cry, what song would you pick?” and “Who is Michelle?” So put on your beige thongs and get ready to get so much life from this episode that it’ll make you throw a huge f*cking tire. Oh, and before you Fade away in bed tonight, make sure to rate, review, and comment “Introducing Jacobi Jupe as Hamnet and featuring Noah Jupe as Hamlet.” But first… tea. BONK!!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 202658 min

S1 Ep 86Heated Rivalry “The Cabbage”

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Gennifertias, we just got back from The Cottage… what did we miss?! We know exactly what you CRAVE (formerly Crave TV), and we’re gonna give it to you! Fresh from equally exotic trips to Africa and New Jersey, our first Miss Thing of 2026 is a Game Changer and global phenomenon, a touching story about love and male vulnerability, and the proudly smutty TV series that’s changing the culture as we know it — HEATED RIVALRY!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he and a college “friend” found themselves locked in a Shane & Ilya style lukewarm rivalry which accidentally led one of them to getting caught ‘High Sticking’ while Tim recalls the time he perved out in a Ugandan bar in order to watch the Heated Rivalry finale and ended up bonding with the line cook. They also talk Gen Alpha phrases, Rose Landry, Scott Hunter’s running, the golden age of Nickelodeon, the brand new thing Dubai chocolate, and the disappointing and heartbreaking actions of Nicki Minaj. Plus, they get into Robyn’s new album ‘(S)existential’, Ice Spice’s ‘Big Guy’, and they play the hardest game they’ve ever played — F*ck, Marry, Kill with the butts of Heated Rivalry. So grab your tuna melts and charge up your phones ‘cause we’re about to leave you salivating at The Cabbage (which is the official name of The Cottage). Oh, and remember, this year is giving “H*le out, d*ck flapping.” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 20261h 7m

Charli “Crack Space” XCX (RE-RELEASE)

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the iconic fan favorite Charli XCX episode, a full 53 minutes of pure uncontrolled chaos!! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!In the meantime, CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 6, 202653 min

Miss Thing 50 - Part 1 (RE-RELEASE)

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BONK!!! Please enjoy this re-release of the world famous Miss Thing 50 - Part 1! We'll be back with all new episodes on January 13, 2026!In the meantime, CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 202544 min

S1 Ep 85The Lost Tangents 3: Threebirth

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Hold on to your helmets Gennifer Zs ‘cause it’s the last episode of the year and we’re going out with a bang! Welcome to The Lost Tangents: Threebirth! In this epic final new ep of 2025, the boys talk BoJack Horseman, the power dynamics of 90s movies, potty shame, people fighting in Walmart, and how dogs are conduits for their owner’s emotions (in a funny way of course). They also dive into Ali Larter’s Instagram, wonder why there’s always a random original Sia song at the end of every movie, and give it up for Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande’s ‘Happy Days’ medley in the ‘One Wonderful Night’ special and how it just awakened every little gay boy around the world. Of course, they also play another epic round of “Gay Name or Straight Name” and ask jaw-dropping questions like, “Do you remember the movie ‘Baby Geniuses’?” and “Did you ever do the George/Martha Washington hair as a kid?” So Jena Malone super-fans, sit back, relax, and pop a bottle of bubbly as we close out the year in style! Oh and remember, “In Miss Thing, no one can hear you THREEAM!” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 202549 min

S1 Ep 84Miss Thing of the Century (So Far): Gayle King

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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, stand the frick up ‘cause it’s our biggest and most special episode yet — MISS THING OF THE CENTURY! Or well, the first 25 years of THIS century, that is. This long-time Miss Thing has captured our hearts and minds since before we were born (don’t question it), she’s the original ride or die, everyone’s reliable and non-jealous bestie, an American monument, the sounding board to the most powerful person in the world, and the most famous astronaut to ever do it — GAYLE (KING)!!! In this ep, Tim talks about his “Gayle” of the podcast, Greg, and all the beautiful times he has been there for him throughout their friendship, while Greg looks back on the time he produced and hosted a perfect season of his high school TV show ‘Kilts’ with his bestie. They also talk velcro sleeping masks, the girl who unwraps her entire face on TikTok, the origins of Rami Malek’s star power, and how Robyn has come to save us all with ‘Dopamine.’ And of course they celebrate the last 25 years by doing another round of the game of the century ‘Gay Name or Straight Name.’ Plus they ask monumental decades-in-the-making questions like, “What’s your favorite movie of the century?”, “What’s your favorite TV show of the century?” and “What’s the most underrated show of the century?” So friends, call your Tom or Jerry and tenderly listen together to a sweet episode that will leave you feeling all tingly inside and might even make you cry. Oh, and save all your pennies! They’ll be worth millions! Or at the very least go petition the government to bring them back immediately embossed with the phrase, “In Gayle we Trust.” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 202545 min

S1 Ep 83The Lost Tangents 2: The Tila Tequiquel

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Oops… we did it again, Gay Matts! That’s right, it’s double the fun because this week we’re going back for round two of Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! In this jam-packed Tila Tequiquel, the boys cover a wide range of topics, including Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’, Tim’s destructive sleep patterns, Greg’s infamous childhood speech pattern, TikTok legend Laurie Cooper, and Meryl Streep’s most iconic film ’The River Wild.’ They also demand justice for Katherine Heigl, wonder if they will have to go to HR over giving each other 1/8th of an orgasm, and pray that Santa Clause will stop edging everyone. Plus, they ask some of the most festive questions they’ve ever asked like, “What is your favorite new holiday song?”, “Who will win Best Actress at the Oscars in the next five years?”, “Have you heard of the term ‘Kelly Clarksoned’?”, “Why is Laufey on all my playlists?” and “Who is a ‘Role Model,’ and what is a ‘Sally’?” So Tila Tequilers and Captchas, don you now your gayest Christmas stockings and your coziest holiday sweater because this ep is sure to make your nipples harder than ice. Oh, and never forget that this is what happens to your brain on Miss Thing! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 9, 202549 min

S1 Ep 82Miss Thing of the Year: Rosalía

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We’re on Cloud 10, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re going to heaven and back over not just our Miss Thing of the week… but our MISS THING OF THE YEAR! In fact, just throw Magnolias over our caskets because this MTOTY is a cut above the rest and we need God Her/Theyself to help us recover. This Spanish superstar and citizen of the world is a fashion icon, a boundary pusher, a tastemaker, a Flamenco raptress, and the certified genius behind ‘El Mal Querer’, ‘Motomami’, and new magnum opus ‘Lux’ — ROSALIA!! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sold a very valuable seat at the Motomami tour to an unappreciative demon twink while Tim looks back on the time he caught his roommate staring at him while he slept. The boys also take a very essential trip to the Land of OZ cause it’s finally ‘Wicked: For Good’ time! Fresh from seeing the movie, they dissect how beautiful Jonathan Bailey’s voice/collarbone is, how Ariana delivers an Oscar-worthy performance, how Cynthia tore the house down with her rendition of ‘No Good Deed’, how Jeff Goldblum stole the show, and most importantly how Elphaba’s s*xy lingerie and chunky cardigan made everyone hard. Plus, they ask otherworldly questions like, ‘Have you heard of Ozempic P*nis?’, ‘What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?’ and ‘Is Universal Pictures over?” So Gay Matts, get ready for an episode that will take you to church while simultaneously making you fluent in 13 different languages. Oh, and above all else, never forget this text motto to live by — “😳 LOL sorry, next time food before drinks” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 2, 202554 min

S1 Ep 81The Lost Tangents

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Chat-herine Catherines, we hope you’re sitting down because we’re giving you a VERY special treat this week — behold Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! Yes, that’s right! It’s an episode filled with wall-to-wall asides. These golden nuggets didn’t make previous installments but will now finally see the light of day in a fun compilation that’ll leave you scrambling to get your hands on a Tickle Me June Squibb as you make your way to the nearest Fuddruckers. In this ep, the boys talk “Dance Mom” Julianne Nicholson’s hot husband, the new Anna Wintour, how all movies that are named after a real person are bad (minus Erin Brockovich), and they guess what’s happening in December (the month that they are most definitely filming this episode, even though it comes out before then). They also break down every track of Taylor Swift’s ‘Life Of A Showgirl’, unpack Tim’s love affair with Pedro Pascal, and discuss which Hollywood film studio they’d love to be in business with. Plus, they ask incredibly pertinent questions like, “Which celeb has the best book club?”, “Is it Baz or Bahz Luhrmann?”, “What’s your thoughts on X-Men?” and “Have you seen or even heard of ‘Tyrannosaur’ with Olivia Colman?” So Gay Matts, sip on a nice cold peppermint mocha and press play while you slowly make your way to the Limited Three. Oh, and just in case we weren’t clear, it’s absolutely compulsory that you do so. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 202546 min

S1 Ep 80Elle “Magnificent” Fanning

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Inertias, dust off your Super 8s because our Miss Thing this week is a Beguiled child star turned prestigious actress, the definition of elegance, an ethereal beauty, the girl you wish was your high school bestie, the only trustworthy pale person, and the radiant star of ‘The Great’, ‘The Girl From Plainville’, ‘The Neon Demon’ and ’Predator: Badlands’ — ELLE FANNING! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he quoted a line from ‘Jawbreaker’ to a friend on AIM which led to her mom entering the chat, while Tim looks back on the time he swallowed a nickel and had to go to the hospital to get it surgically removed. The boys also talk fibermaxxing, Facebook Marketplace, the amazing women of REI, the dismal reviews of ‘All’s Fair,’ and the amazing moment when you say goodbye to your friends after they spent a weekend at your house. Plus, they ask the tough questions like, “How do people inject themselves with Ozempic every day?”, “Would foreign films be just okay if they were in English?”, “Was the away message on AIM the original Do Not Disturb?” and “Do I need to drive to Mission Viejo for a $10 mushroom lamp?” So REI-na Grandes, drop off your kids at Daddy Day Care and go to listen to an episode that we know will hold Sentimental Value for you by the time it’s over. Oh! And remember, you must have empathy for the man you see on the street with the huge hunchback — for one day it will be you. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 202557 min

S1 Ep 79Jennifer “The Last Movie Star” Lawrence

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Inertias, get ready to scream “Mother!” ‘cause we’re losing it over the ultimate millennial celebrity this week. Our Miss Thing is an Academy Award winner, everyone’s favorite over-sharer, the most self-effacing actress out there, critical darling of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, ‘Winter’s Bone,’ ‘American Hustle,’ and literally Katniss from ‘The Hunger Games’ — JENNIFER LAWRENCE! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time when an electronic wine opener turned him into a nightmare houseguest, while Tim remembers the time Mother Nature came for his apartment and his roof caved in. The boys also talk the new season of ‘Selling Sunset’, Rosalia’s single ‘Berghain’, the BIFAs troubling lack of female acting nominations, and Greg tries explaining to Tim what an Empanada Emma is. Plus, they ask life-changing questions like, “What’s millennial age dysphoria?”, “What on earth was I doing on September 12th?” and “Is Diplo getting pegged?” So Gennifertias, pick up your dress ‘cause this episode is gonna make you trip all over the place while you drool over the hunky new Dutch Prime Minister Rob Jetten. Oh and can someone tell Vanicream or Cetaphil to sponsor us? We’re going through way too much thinking about Diplo… BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 11, 202555 min

S1 Ep 78Demi “Jackson Pollock” Lovato

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It IS that deep Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re Here All Night for a mega-talented pop star who’s so talented we needed to do her twice! Our Miss Thing this week is the best serenader of ghosts out there, the queen of mugs, the ultimate teeth winker, and the one and only sister of Poot — DEMI LOVATO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he curved down a Brazilian rock water slide in such away that it turned into a blood bath while Greg remembers the moment he prepared to get taken back to his home planet by aliens as a child. They also talk Gen Alpha’s mind boggling concept of a joke ’67,’ JADE’s incredible album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby,’ Lily Allen’s masterpiece ‘West End Girl,’ and the chokehold that ‘Dancing with the Stars’ has on culture right now. Plus, they ask so many provocative questions like, “Do I have to learn a new sexual position?”. “Why are there so many Halloween parties the weekend before?”, “What are the top five albums you would take on a deserted island?” and “Wait, there’s another woman called Jen Affleck?” So Gay Matts, throw on your Mulder and Sculliosis costumes and get ready to listen to an episode that will make you want to Kiss for fun again, then follow it up with a listen to Demi Lovato’s new album ‘It’s Not that Deep.’ Oh, and can someone PLEASE let us know what happened to the ‘Dude, you’re getting a Dell’ guy? BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 4, 202554 min

S1 Ep 77Emma “The Breath Cut” Stone

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Inertias, get ready for the best episode “that’s ever been existed” ‘cause we’re celebrating one of the most charming people to ever do it. Our Miss Thing this week is a two time Academy Award winner, a powerhouse producer, the best SNL host, and a reality star turned comedic actress turned dramatic actor turned greatest thespian of the 21st century, star of ‘Easy A’, ‘La La Land’, ‘The Favourite’, ‘Poor Things’ and ‘Bugonia’ — EMMA STONE! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he went truly method for his ‘Jurassic Park’ “audition” while Tim recalls the time he made such an ambitious short film that it almost hospitalized the camera operator. They also talk remaking ‘The Da Vinci Code’ as a gay caper, the absolute chokehold the RED camera has on DPs, the robbery at the Louvre, Ana de Armas’ dating history, and how Partiful is the worse invention of the last five years. Plus, Greg bravely opens up about the scariest thing you could ever hear while walking your dog, Tim finally watches the best movie of all time, and they dissect the most impactful mens’ outfit to ever hit the red carpet. Of course, they also ask some of life’s biggest questions like, “What’s happening with Katie Holmes?”, “Do you have a friend that makes too many plans?” and “Which Skarsgård do you go for?” So Gennifertias, get your razors out and shave your heads as you listen to an episode that will make you smile bigger than Jack McBrayer after a night with Alexander Skarsgård (allegedly). Oh and never forget, Emma Mackey is Ella McCay. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 202554 min

S1 Ep 76Diane “Hat” Keaton

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Something’s Gotta Give, Gennifer Zs! But it won’t be this episode, because we’re sending prayer hands up for a legend that’s gone way too soon. Our Miss Thing this week is an Academy Award winner, the most famous wearer of hats and suits, the woman who single-handedly redefined moms in cinema, and star of seminal films ‘The First Wives Club’ , ‘Baby Boom’ and ‘Annie Hall’ — DIANE KEATON!!! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he accidentally wore the wrong suit to a wedding and learned the famous lesson, “You’re not ugly, you’re clothes are just cheap,” while Greg describes the most devastating phone call he has ever had… with a customer service representative. The boys also talk Tyra Banks’ new ‘Smize & Dream’ hot ice cream shop in Sydney, Greg’s Kirkland Signature fashion archive, the state of movies, and how Zara Larsson is a real life Powerpuff Girl. Plus, Tim learns the meaning behind “the 13th reason” from ’13 Reasons Why’, they explain the new concept of Red Nose Day, and they also pay homage to the sexiest man of all time, D’Angelo. But that’s not all, Inertias! They, as always, ask earth-shattering questions like, “Is ‘The Family Stone’ better than ‘Stepmom’?”, “What are the top three brands that you’d love to sponsor you?” and “What are the movie covers the made you gay?” So put on your coziest turtleneck and come on over to our little ‘Book Club’ as we celebrate the life of this true icon. Oh and don’t forget to laser this beautiful piece of slam poetry onto your ass… “Ice cream but make it mama!” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 21, 202554 min

S1 Ep 75Julia “American Teeth” Roberts

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Gay Matts, let us get you a one-way Ticket to Paradise, ‘cause this week we’re discussing the icon of cinema herself. This Miss Thing is the definition of an A-list movie star, a real life adult Disney princess, the woman with the most famous megawatt smile, the more believable Erin Brockovich, and the star of the new film ‘After The Hunt’ — JULIA ROBERTS! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he hooked up with the best smelling British Harvard senior and then made it his mission to steal his college sweatshirt, while Greg looks back on the time he Pretty Womaned a Louis Vuitton sales associate named Yanis in Paris. The boys also talk the conundrum of ‘Yellowjackets,’ demand that Keri Russell’s hair be put in the Smithsonian, and shake their plastic hair to Raye’s smash single ‘WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!’ Plus, they talk Dua Lipa’s Radical Optimism tour, name the three movies in the world that you can’t turn off, and play the original game that no one has ever played before ‘Would You Rather?’ with Julia Roberts movies. Then of course, they get a little Closer to each other by asking jaw-dropping questions like, “What is an interpolation?” , “What is the one Taylor Swift album that Non-Swifties should never give their time of day to?” and “Who is the Best Best Actress winner of All Time?” So Gennifertias, what are you waiting for? Click on this episode already! It’s gonna make you want to Leave The World Behind as you Mona Lisa Smile! Oh, and they’re called boobs, ED! BONK!!!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 20251h 1m

S1 Ep 74Taylor “Tara” Swift

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Are You Ready For It, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re taking on the biggest SuperStar out there. This week’s Miss Thing is the songwriter of a generation, queen of the charts and so many hearts, four time Grammy winner for Album of the Year, the prolific artist behind the new album ‘Life of a Showgirl’ and Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince herself — TAYLOR SWIFT!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he dated a politician’s son and it slowly turned into an episode of ‘The Bachelor’ while Greg recalls the moment God led him down the broken road all the way to a Rascal Flatts concert that he almost got kicked out of. The boys also talk the s*xual deviants working at Q-tips, how the Swedish pop girls will always be better than everyone else, and mourn the relationship of Australia’s biggest exports Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Plus, they fawn over the movie of the decade ‘One Battle After Another,’ get into the origins of Chase Infiniti’s name, and warn the Gennifer Zs to never engage a straight guy in a conversation about Paul Thomas Anderson. But Stay Stay Stay Inertias, ‘cause they also ask Actually Romantic questions like, “Have you heard of October Theory?” and “Is there ever a good time to go to Universal CityWalk?” So Swifties, draw that fat 13 on your hands, put on your glitteriest dress, and get ready to Shake It Off to an episode that you’ll never forget even in your Wildest Dreams. Oh, and remember, two tips… endless possibilities! BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 7, 202550 min

S1 Ep 73Jennifer “Beach Read” Aniston

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Dumplins, you’re gonna wanna take a big bite out of our Cake, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the biggest TV star of all time! She’s the hairspiration for the entire nation, she’s juicy and she’s couture, and she’s America’s favorite Friend — JENNIFER ANISTON!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time a Horrible Boss almost fired him but Clip Art saved his job while Greg recalls the moment a stinky little animal crashed a gay birthday party. They also talk the final ‘Wicked: For Good’ trailer, the appointment television that is known as ‘MILF Manor,’ and how ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ is the best franchise on air. Plus, they get into Disney’s royal f*ck up over Jimmy Kimmel, hotel room viewing, and the chokehold that Donnie Osmond has on all moms. Of course they also ask salacious questions like, “Which ‘Housewives’ franchise should people never give their time too?”, “Why do parents always walk in at the most inappropriate time during a movie?” and “What exactly do possums do?” So Gennifer Zs, be Picture Perfect little Good Girls and give this episode some love or you’ll no longer be The Object of Our Affection. Oh, and remember ‘Hamnet’ gives us Hamlet because Jessie Buckley is ‘The Bride.’ (Don’t think about it.) BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 30, 202555 min

S1 Ep 72Cardi “bell hooks” B

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It only goes Up from here Inertias, ‘cause we’ve got an episode that’s gonna make your WAP gush! Our supernova of a Miss Thing this week is a comedy queen, a crossover artiste, stripping goddess, reality tv pioneer and the iconic raptress of ‘Am I The Drama?’ and ‘Invasion of Privacy’ — CARDI BI! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he hustled his way through an AMC and played a game of chicken with his friend over the movie ‘21’ while Greg recalls the time he had a Cardi B-off with a bartender that left him in covered in glass. They also talk about straight men reading bell hooks, how Kevin Spacey movies are for straight people, and unpack the reviews of ‘A Big Bold Beautiful Journey.’ Plus, they dive into the book ‘Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow,’ get into how every gay guy fantasizes about having long nails, and officially start the Oscar campaign for Jennifer Lopez and Tonatiuh in ‘Kiss of the Spider Woman.’ They then ask award-winning questions like, “Have you heard of the ‘performative male’?”, “Is it ‘Task’ or ‘Tusk’?” and “Why are Judd Apatow movies so long?” So Gennifertias, get ready to scream “I Like It!” to this episode then be sure to CALL IN WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS at 213-290-6388 and we just might give you advice on a future episode! But most importantly, NEVER FORGET Cheesecake Factory is the best (and worst) part of America. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 202558 min

S1 Ep 71Alicia “White Wine with Ice” Silverstone

Kathys and Gay Matts, we’re totally buggin’ because our Miss Thing this week is a total 90’s icon, a music video vixen, the best upper lip actor in the biz, a blockbuster queen in every sense of the word, and the star of ‘Bugonia,’ ‘Irish Blood,’ and ‘Clueless’ — ALICIA SILVERSTONE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time a city road worker went on a power trip after his car got blocked in by a food truck while Tim recalls the time he hatched a plan to seduce his school crush on the last night of college. They also get into the great Ashanti and J.Lo debate (not to be confused with the great Hilary and Haylie Duff debate), Olivia Dean’s song of the year “Man I Need,” the beauty and power of gratitude, and the bloodbath of trying to get Ariana Grande concert tickets. They then talk about how TRL was the original stop the steal and play a Fall 2025 edition of Gay Name or Straight Name. Plus, they ask essential life questions like, “Who is more of a bad girl, Britney or Christina?”, “Have you ever peed in a bottle in a car?”, and “Who or what is Acorn TV?” So Gennifertias, put on your yellow plaid skirt suits and cue this episode up in your white Jeep Wrangler ‘cause it’s giving major VIBES. And if you think that’s it, as if! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! That’s right, as soon as you’re done with this ep, make sure to let your voice be heard by calling in with YOUR DIVA DOWNS at 213-290-6388 and we just might give you advice on a future episode! But back to this episode… THIS episode goes out to all the Todds. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 16, 202557 min

S1 Ep 70Kesha “K-E-Dollar Sign-Ha” (w/ Mano Agapion)

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Get ready to be Boy Crazy Gennifertias, ‘cause you’re about to go on the Joy Ride of your life. One: Because it’s officially Christian Girl Autumn. Two: Because this week we’re Praying at the altar of an unstoppable pop icon. Our Miss Thing is a bopmaker, a mega talented writer and producer, the soundtrack of West Hollywood in the early 2010s, and the inventor of TikTok — KESHA!!! Oh y’all wanted a twist, eh?? On top of everything else, the boys are joined by insanely funny comedian, writer, and the host of Drag Her and We Love Trash podcasts — MANO AGAPION. In this ep, Greg drives back to a weed party bus that almost sent him to the hospital; Tim remembers the time a Tuscany Vespa ride turned into a living nightmare; and Mano recalls the time he needed to get the oxygen tank mid-flight after fainting on an edible. They also talk lawn cleaning TikToks, Adéla’s song ‘SexOnTheBeat,’ Amanda Seyfried’s movie musical career, Idina Menzel’s ‘Queen of Swords’ and Cardi B’s antics on the witness stand. But wait, there’s more! Before the episode is over, they play the revolutionary new game “Kesha or Another Mother” and ask life-changing questions like, “Which Fall Flavor are you?”, “What makes you feel more safe ‘dressing’ or ‘stuffing’?” and “Whatever happened to Pauly Shore?” So Gay Matt’s, prepare your engines for a thrill that’ll Blow your mind and make you want to Take It Off. Oh, and remember, men can get UTI’s too. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 9, 202559 min

S1 Ep 69Aubrey “Millennial Stare” Plaza

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Honey Do’s and Honey Don’ts, get ready for one criminally good episode that’ll leave you feeling like you just entered the Happiest Season of your lives. Our Miss Thing this week is the definition of cat energy, an equally gifted comedic and dramatic actress, the person you want to be best friends with at work but are also scared of, and the star of ‘The White Lotus’ ‘Parks and Recreation’ and ‘Agatha All Along’ — AUBREY PLAZA! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he turned himself in to an electronics store after he found himself in a sticky situation while Tim remembers the time his trip to Rome led to him almost losing a friend and sleeping on the airport floor, twice. They also talk the ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ song ‘Golden,’ Snapchat filter comedy, Doja Cat’s new smash ‘Jealous Type,’ and Adam Scott’s surprisingly juicy ass. Plus, they rank all the Batman movies, dissect the mind-boggling taste of Crumbl Cookies, and do a deep dive into Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement. What episode would be complete without thought provoking questions like, “Has Jack Antonoff taken a hit in the music industry or is he still huge?” and “Are you a regular Oreo girlie or a double stuf Oreo girlie?” So Inertias and Hags, press play already before we sick a Black Bear on you. Oh, and does anyone have eyes on Samantha Mumba? BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 2, 202554 min

S1 Ep 68Sabrina “Shimmy n’ Shake” Carpenter

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Where art thou? Why not uponeth this episode, Gennifertias? Our Miss Thing this week is not a moment, she’s a movement! Of course, we’re talking about the quick-witted and tongue-in-cheek songstress, a Busy Woman with Taste, and Man’s Best Friend herself — SABRINA CARPENTER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he decided to get wild after working a night shift at Panera Bread while Tim remembers the season he had Bed Chem with a carpenter and it shook up his entire world (and household). Other topics include hole shame, Margaret Qualley being the heir apparent to Julia Roberts, the outrage over male cheerleaders in the NFL, and Regina Hall and Anna Faris being back in ‘Scary Movie.’ They also get into Greg’s obsession with the resurgence of psychic Sylvia Browne, get angry at Tim’s rail thin child with bangin’ knockers, “Asiago”, and get confused by the relationship status of Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter’s emotional support twinks. Before the ep’s over, they play the hardest game of their lives and ask educational questions that are important to their health like, “Were you a Scholastic Book Fair person?” and “Was Disney Channel included in your basic cable package?” So Honey, Don’t! But Gay Matts DO listen to this Short n’ Sweet episode that will leave you feeling like you just sipped on an Espresso (or 22). Oh, and Inertias, what would you say if we came over with a bottle of wine? But most importantly, don’t love your job, job your love… BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 202551 min

S1 Ep 67Kate “Mona Lisa” Winslet

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Come on in, Gennifertias! The water is warm because this week we’re celebrating one of the most preeminent talents of all time. Our Miss Thing is power personified, the British actor with the best American accent, the woman responsible for the best entrance in cinema ever, and the star of cinematic masterpieces ‘Titanic,’ ‘Avatar,’ ‘Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind,’ and the ‘Digman’ episode Tim wrote this past week — KATE WINSLET!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he and his aunt played an epic game of chicken over a piece of steak while Tim remembers the time he capsized in a kayak around the dangerous rock cliffs of The Channel Islands. The boys then talk Demi Lovato’s new song, the greatness of ‘The Gilded Age’ finale, the possibility of gay marriage getting repealed, and how Tim is so Gladys in ‘Weapons.’ They also give it up to Taylor Swift for reclaiming the color orange, reminisce about their boys night out, and ask the jaw-dropping question, “If you could ‘Freaky Friday’ with anyone who would it be?” So Inertias, go watch Tim’s episode of 'Digman' on Comedy Central but before that put on your heart of the ocean necklace and dive into this beautiful voyage. Oh, and Elsa Pataky can you please teach us your ways? BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 202556 min

S1 Ep 66Julia “Loose Curl” Garner

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Gennifertias! Put down your Weapons and get ready to take your Fantastic Four First Steps towards this episode where we lose it over the official woman of the summer. Our Miss Thing this week is everyone’s favorite TV actress turned movie star, a true chameleon, future Madonna, and future 2032 Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actress — Julia Garner! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned the hard way that he has no business doing accents while Tim remembers the time he got mistaken for an actor in a GNC and promptly used it to his advantage. They discuss the religious experience of seeing Cynthia Erivo in Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl, the best comedy of the year, ‘The Naked Gun,’ and how the ‘Mission Impossible’ franchise bridges the sexuality spectrum. They also define what it means to be a regal gay versus a messy gay, get into how there needs to be more gay states, and make a pitch to Billy Porter about his viral Emcee take in ‘Cabaret.’ What episode would be complete without the boys asking essential Qs like, “Is ‘Ozarks’, plural?”, “Is Liam Neeson Scottish?” and “What shows are straight people shows?” So Inertias, get out your platinum blonde hair dye and let those curls fly as you listen to an episode that’s hotter than Pamela Anderson and her new Scottish (?) beau. Oh, and Florida, we love you but we know all the gay shit you’re up to… BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 12, 202548 min

S1 Ep 65Lindsay “Rounderbum” Lohan

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Gennifer Zs, we’re shining bright and shining far ‘cause we’re talking about an absolute *star* today. Our Miss Thing this week is a pop culture magnet, a comeback queen, and the scene stealer in ‘Freakier Friday’, ‘Mean Girls’ and ‘The Parent Trap’ — Lindsay Lohan! In this ep, Greg discusses the time he was run off the road by a woman with a brand new face lift while Tim remembers the time he and his friend took an edible to help their writers’ block and it resulted in them coming up with a groundbreaking approach to storytelling. They also talk Mercury Retrograde, the most famous handshake of all time, and the hottest tattoo on a woman. Other highlights include: Tim’s experience with MISTR, Greg’s reaction to the ‘Six Feet Under’ finale, and Tim almost walking off the pod after a shocking confession from Greg. Plus, they ask groundbreaking questions like, “Is the New Jersey Triangle classy?”, “What couple would heal us as a nation if they got back together?” and “is it ‘Low-Han’ or ‘Low-in?’” So Inertias, Get A Clue and click on this ep already. And remember, it’s not our fault that you’re like in love with us! BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 5, 202546 min

S1 Ep 64Jamie Lee “Activia” Curtis

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Hi Kranks and Gay Matts, get ready to absolutely shriek your heads off ‘cause we’re quaking over this newly decorated Oscar darling. Our Miss Thing this week is a generational scream queen, the ultimate ball buster, Tim’s haircut icon, everyone’s stern aunt, and the star of 'Halloween,' 'Everything Everywhere All at Once,' and 'Freakier Friday' — JAMIE LEE CURTIS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he witnessed Jamie Lee Curtis *lovingly* put the cast of ‘Scream Queens’ in their place, while Tim recalls the moment he made such an impression with Jamie Lee Curtis that she kissed him. The boys also talk Jamie Kern Lima, Jack and Jill being the original lavender couple, and life after Love Island. Plus, they discuss dipping their toes into AMC A-Listing, Greg’s tour rider, Tim’s botox face, and the end of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. They also play another historic round of “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Gennifer Zs, dip into your favorite yogurt and get your freak on as you listen to an ep that’ll leave you acting like you’re number one on the call sheet. Oh and say hi to our beloved children Chobani, Dannon, Fage, and (especially) Activia! BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 29, 202546 min

S1 Ep 63Lena “Hickey Sisters” Dunham

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Inertias, get ready for a thrill ride that’s anything but Too Much ‘cause we’re losing it for the voice of our generation. Our Miss Thing this week is a true firebrand, a wunderkind, an incredible writer, director, and the visionary behind ‘Girls’ — Lena Dunham!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he called his high school crush and his crush called him out for “sounding gay” while Tim recalls the day he unknowingly showed up to work covered in hickeys and his coworker saved him. Other highlights include: dwerking, Jake the Rizzbot, Emma Watson’s license getting revoked, and Tim’s “will he, won’t he” relationship with landscapers. They also uncover what the B stands for in Michael B. Jordan, identify the one man alive who is allowed to serenade you with a song, and get into how Londoners are New Yorkers without the anxiety. Plus, they play another round of “Straight Guy: Bottom or Top” and continue to ask the shocking questions like, “How do you pronounce Uranus?”, “What does success mean to you?” and “What ever happened to limos?” So Gennifertias, throw on your yellow see-through mesh tanks as the boys take you on a stunning journey that’ll leave you feeling like you’re on one of the many tours at Hearst Castle. Oh and never forget that you're one in a million, once in a lifetime, you made us discover one of the stars above us. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 202553 min

S1 Ep 62Jonathan “Kiss Choreographer” Bailey

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Darling, hold our hands ‘cause we’re trembling for this real life Prince Charming who’s making us see through diff’rent eyes! Our Miss Thing this week is an out and proud movie star, every actresses’ dream co-star, an Olivier Award Winner, and the internet’s boyfriend — Jonathan Bailey!! In this ep, Greg takes us all the way back to one week prior when he got attacked by kamikaze bee(s) while Tim recalls the time he went skydiving in Switzerland and had a crash landing. The boys then discuss the most vulgar thing they’ve ever seen on screen, Jojo Siwa’s cover of ‘Bette Davis Eyes,’ daredevil comedy, and how everyone needs to rehearse their wedding kiss. They also talk Tim getting Montezuma's Revenge, Greg’s favorite pastimes, and Lisa’s dad dying twice on ‘And Just Like That.’ Plus, before the episode’s over, they ask heart-stopping questions like, “Is there Taco Bell in Mexico?”, “Can you explain what a Labubu is?” and “Would you rather be helplessly in love with someone with halitosis or bad B.O?” So Gennifertias, take your slutty little glasses out of your mouths and get ready to Dance Through Life… and this ep! Oh, and PLEASE get Aidan off our screen! We don’t want to SIWA that! BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 202554 min

S1 Ep 61Anna “Karenina” Wintour

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Gird your loins, Gennifertias, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the icon who has single-handedly kept print media alive. Our Miss Thing is an unshakeable bob queen, the arbiter of fashion, the Met Hostess with the Mostest, and quite literally who you think of when you think Editor-in-Chief — Anna Wintour!!! In this ep, Greg divulges the first chapter of his upcoming memoir ‘Scary Stories From A Gay Guy Who Used To Work In Fashion’ while Tim looks back on the time he did a press tour for his web series and his heartfelt discourse on gay love got reduced to sexual positions. They also talk The Mystery Spot, how nothing is better than checking things off your to-do list, LeAnn Rimes’ teeth falling out, Beyoncé’s car falling out of the sky, tour guides being the front lines, and George Lucas pulling an Emilia Perez. They then ask life-changing questions like, “Is San Francisco more gay, or more Patagonia?”, “Is Hay Fever homophobic?”, “Why is every girl from a 2000s rom-com named ‘Andi’?” and “Who and what is Jelly Roll?” They also turn the tables around on heterosexuals and play the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation, “Straight People: Top or Bottom.” So Inertias, put on your biggest sunglasses, grab your copy of The September Issue and prepare for an episode that will make you NOT want to throw yourself in front of a train. Oh, and remember just because you’re gay does not mean you have style. And for the love of G*d, less optimization in 2025! BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 202555 min

S1 Ep 60“Bram Stoker’s” Lorde

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Gennifertias and Virgins, harness your Solar Power and prepare for some serious Melodrama ‘cause it’s Buzzcut Season! Our genius Miss Thing of the week is a galactic talent, a synesthesia guru, a think piece queen, and the one and only Pure Heroine — LORDE! In this ep, Greg reflects on the time he saw Lorde’s first ever New York concert while Tim recalls the time he impaled himself while running and had to raise the roof in order to get home without completely bleeding out. Other topics of discussion include: Showtime’s “Couples Therapy,” the utter gay brain rot of June, the former Miss Thing now following the pod, the content Tim is being fed on X, the new broadway show Masquerade’s prohibitive dress code, and they come up with a genius tag line for Poo-Pourri (for which they are still awaiting compensation). They also ask earth shattering questions like, “Is there a trick to lighting a match?”, “When was your last tetanus shot?”, “What happened to releasing music on Tuesdays?” and “Hey, are you okay?” So Gay Matts, put your Mood Rings on, go down to the Tennis Court and press play on this Green Light of an episode. Oh and, never forget… “We know what last you summer did be!” BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 1, 202552 min

S1 Ep 59Cynthia “EG’T” Nixon

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Inertias, get your chocolate cake out of the trash and put your vibrator back in your side drawer where it belongs ‘cause we’re celebrating THE red-headed icon herself on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is a capital-A Actress, an EG’T (Emmy, Grammy, and Tony winner), ANDDDD Miranda Hobbes herself — CYNTHIA NIXON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his mom met Rosie O’Donnell and their chemistry was so electric that Rosie almost became his new stepmom (in his mind) while Tim remembers the time he bait and switched his junior class into electing him President of National Honor Society. Other highlights include: Greg pitching a new theme for the Bee Movie, Tim being so extra credit, Greg doing his best Gal Gadot and Steve Brady impressions, and Tim announcing that romcoms are officially back. They then discuss Phone-a-than Calling, The Traitors season 4 cast announcement, and the people speculating over Anne Frank’s sexuality. They also play a round of “Gay Name or Straight Name: Love Island Edition” and ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a more terrifying phone call to make than the one to find out if you have Jury Duty?”, “Has your high school found you?” and “Does Taylor Swift have Peacock?” So Gay Matts, stop bi-vestigating and go on a sonic journey that will leave you feeling like you’re in The Gilded Age. Oh, and never forget that when people tell you who they are… BIB-lieve them! BONK!!!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 202556 min

S1 Ep 58Dakota “Guadagnino Girlie” Johnson

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Gennifertias (and Tippi), get ready to call your hairdresser ‘cause you’re gonna wanna get bangs after listening to this! Today, we become Materialists who have gotten caught in this ultimate cool girl’s Madame Web. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of limes, a nepo baby gone right, and the originator of the iconic line “Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen” — DAKOTA JOHNSON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time an acupuncturist diagnosed him with peanut butter pulse, while Tim remembers the moment his TikTok dancing career came to a crashing halt. They also talk ‘Oh, Mary’s loss at The Tony’s, Addison Rae’s new album, the most fascinating doc of all time ‘Roar’, and Natalie Portman and John Krasinski’s incestual new Apple movie. They then dare to ask the life-changing questions, “Is ‘The Haunting’ related to ‘The House on Haunted Hill’?, “Is Barnes & Noble still around?”, and “Is Antonio Banderas the sexiest name alive?” So Gay Matts, turn your natural peanut butter upside down, stir it up, and then go on a journey that will leaving you screaming for your Daddio. Oh, and never forget that this house is protected by Vroman. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202551 min

S1 Ep 57Sarah Jessica “Sexy Hot Witch” Parker

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We’re back in person Gay Matts! And it’s just in time ‘cause we’re fawning over the most important woman in New York City today. Our Miss Thing this week is charisma in a bottle, the most likable actress out there, and fascinator queen — SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he flashed a smile at a cute boy in a coffee shop and got a spotty reception while Tim looks back on the time he raced a bride down the aisle in Ojai. Other highlights include: Greg meeting his new BFFs Sonia & Lydia, Tim obsessing over “I Kissed A Boy”, Greg getting called Pedro Pascal, Tim becoming random as hell, and both of them finally admitting that they’re “Christie-Heads.” They also talk Dannii Minogue, razor shock, and Rachel McAdams’ EGOT-worthy run from 2004-2005. They then ask essential Qs like, “Do women keep their harsh bangs later in life?”, “Who are you in ‘And Just Like That?’” and “What’s wrong with Nell?”, So Gennifertias, throw on your fave Manolo Blahniks and listen to this ep right away otherwise you’ll be left writing alone at your open window and wondering… Oh, and don’t forget to be who you are for your Pride! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202555 min

S1 Ep 56Miley “Ground to Lip” Cyrus

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Gennifertias, batten down the hatches because this week we’re giving Flowers to the truest Disney girlie out there! She’s a powerhouse vocalist, the queen of covers, Lesley’s best friend, and the ultimate Partier in the USA — MILEY CYRUS! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was such a Wrecking Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel that he’s never stepped foot there again while Tim remembers the time a bee terrorized his Malibu hike and left his legs irreparably damaged. Other highlights include: Greg suffering from recently diagnosed Pretty Privilege, Tim being obsessed with the magic of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and the boys start a new business selling taller toilets for the east coast of America. They also talk “vacation full,” Tom Cruise’s popcorn eating habits, Audra McDonald and Patti LuPone’s “friendship,” Bryan Johnson (AKA the man who “doesn’t” age), and Nicole Scherzinger in Sunset Blvd. So Smilers, get ready to go on a ride that’ll make you feel like you’re on a slow vacation. Oh, and Angels Like You, don’t forget to look out your window ‘cause it’s a beautiful day, isn’t it? Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 202550 min