Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Inertias, slap your hands on your cheeks and start screaming ‘cause we’re celebrating THE movie mom this week. She’s one of the most beloved comedic actresses, has her own freaking stamp, and is the queen of the north — Catherine O’Hara!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he got Home Alone’d his first summer in LA and lost a friend forever while Greg recalls the moment he got locked out of a house for longer than a Cannes standing ovation. The boys also discuss Greg studying abroad, Tim’s trip to Houston, Lorde’s walking habits, Kori the pomeranian, and the new Nepo Baby to watch out for. Other highlights are: Tim staging an intervention for Greg’s phone battery usage, the bee who needs an eight-picture deal, and colorful houses on high heels. They also play the game, “How long would that movie’s standing ovation be?” and ask the question on everyone’s lips — “Where is Christopher Columbus (the director)?” So Gennifer Zs, get ready to start throwing all the Catherine O’Hara coins you own at us ‘cause this ep is THAT good. Oh, and tell Kevin he needs to shower and get out of those sweatpants. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifertias, Hold Up, and get ready to raise your II Hands II Heaven, ‘cause we’re getting Heated over the Alien Superstar we’re celebrating this week. This Miss Thing is the best live performer of all time, the most talented and beautiful woman on earth, and the biggest titan of industry there is — BEYONCÉ KNOWLES CARTER!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the time he called out sick from work and missed seeing someone so big that it left him with Alligator Tears while Tim remembers the moment he tried to turn his friend into a concert person but instead they only became Broken Hearted Girls. They also talk doing their first remote episode, praise the mind-blowing Cowboy Carter tour, fawn over Halle Berry’s travel size lube, and launch their campaign to win the Golden Globe for Best Podcast. The boys then play another round of “Gay name or straight name?” and ask a deluge of important Qs like, “Would you ever go in a hot air balloon?”, “Why are no security guards gay?”, “What if Blue Ivy got stolen?”, “Did you ever fake sick?”, and “When can we go back to the days of analog cork screw?” So Gay Matts, whip out your black lights, and get ready to fall Drunk In Love with this latest installment — just make sure to keep Cody away from your mom. Oh, and if you see Eric, can you tell him we’re worried about him? BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jasons, Joeys, and Joshes, throw on your longest lineage cape and get ready to celebrate the Mother Supreme who has influenced multiple generations. This Miss Thing quite literally started it all. She’s the artist of the past century, RuPaul’s ultimate inspo, Ashlee Simpson’s mother-in-law, ultimate gay anthem queen, and the boss — DIANA ROSS! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his phase of making out with women in college led to disciplinary action while Greg recalls an afternoon he held court so hard on a vacation that the entire court got lost in the streets of Miami. The boys talk the cinnamon roll at Baltaire, Listerine strips not working, Lysol spray in bathrooms, Gagacabana, TikTok tarot, the funniest Trimmer, Rihanna’s pregnancy, and pens with naked women on them. They also ask the viral questions: “Who would win in a fight, 100 gay men or a gorilla?” and “Gay name or straight name?” So Baby Loves, click on this episode — but prepare yourself, ‘cause it’s sure to leave your boobs jiggling. Oh and never forget, MIT is just computers. No humans are actually enrolled. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gay Matts and Gennifer Zs, put your flower crowns on ‘cause we’re giving it up for a capital A Actress this week! Our Miss Thing is a future six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner, the definition of a movie star, a stand out in everything she’s in, and our favorite short person with a big face — FLORENCE PUGH! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time a septum piercing left him with life-altering side effects while Tim remembers the time he went on a hike in Patagonia and Midsommar’d his way into being a girl’s plus one to Penguin Island. The boys also discuss pop stars going from park to park, birds entering the diva palace, gay men being afraid of “Little Women”, and the New Jersey Triangle. They then break down what the gayest and straightest holidays are, sing the essential new song: “Bitch, What the F**k?”, and start their papal campaign for Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle. So Gennifertias, grab your razors and prepare for an episode so good it’ll make you want to shave your head and maybe even write the next hit pope movie. But remember, jealousy is a disease. Oh, and of course, happy belated National Paul Jolley Day! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi LGBTuncles! The 50th celebration continues with VERY special guest, dear sister of the pod and the creative genius responsible for our cover art, Claude Zeins! For this jammed packed Part Two of MT50, we honor our second man ever! Our Miss Thing this week is the epitome of star quality, a four quadrant star, the guy everyone’s dad loves, the definition of confidence is sexy, diva extraordinaire and 100 percent man -- PEDRO PASCAL! In this ep, Claude reminisces on the day his career ended during his winter chorus concert; Greg remembers the rumors about his sexuality that led to him going on a second world coming out tour; and Tim looks back on the time the New York Times did an exposé on him. The boys also talk Squid Game themed parties, F*gg*t Uncles, Ding Dongs, Leela Dernam (Lena Dunham), Rug cleaning videos on TikTok, Titanic, Katy Perry’s set list announcement, Revolutionary Road, and Skibidi toilets. They also ponder life’s biggest Qs such as, “Is there a better HBO show in the last decade than Girls?”, “Would you rather be a Guncle, a Funcle or a Queerdo?” and “What are some creative ways you could tell someone you’re gay?” So Gennifertias, yank up your whale tails, pull out your squeegees, and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you feeling like you went down to the ocean floor and then shot out into space with Gayle King. Oh, and never forget — hands off, we’re taken! BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, Drop what you’re doing immediately because we’re falling all over ourselves for this breakout actress and Taurus queen! She’s a scene stealer who stole our hearts in The White Lotus season two, was the best part of The Perfect Couple, can literally move millions with just her eyes, and is the living embodiment of “a hard candy with a surprise center.” Gay Matts and Kathy, get ready to bite your lips ‘cause our Miss Thing this week is — MEGHANN FAHY! In this ep, Greg looks back on a spooky Montauk trip that quickly made him go all “The Shining” while Tim recalls the time he went on a 12 minute date that included tears, fries, and the funniest paragraph someone has ever written. The boys also talk Katy Perry in space, topless maids, the ending of Annihilation, the “Let Them” movement, surprise parties, bossy bottoms, and top privilege. They then explore their new loving relationship with an AI bot, discuss the "bitch move” made by the composer of The White Lotus, and daydream about being gays that are on vacation for 11 months a year. So Inertias, let us take you away with a dreamy episode that’ll make you think you’re on Nantucket and will definitely leave you feeling Next to Normal. Oh, and Nantucket Nectars, if you don’t sponsor us, we’re gonna sic Johnny Boy on you. BONK!! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifertias and Kathy, we hope you’ve docked your yacht and are safely on land because this week we’re talking about a two time Emmy winner who’s actually trying to kill us gays (and we’re here for it). This Miss Thing is a one-stop-shop quirk factory, the Best In Show scene stealer of everything she’s in, the reason why The White Lotus is so popular, star of the new movie Minecraft that we’re definitely gonna see, and the most imitable person to ever walk the earth — JENNIFER COOLIDGE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he bent and snapped so hard recreating a scene from Annie (2015) that he couldn’t walk for a week afterward while Tim looks back on the time he became the life of the party in New Orleans and woke up nearly naked in bed with a woman. They also discuss famous phenomenon Gay By May, Tim’s mom’s 70th birthday, Greg’s mumbo jumbo fruit tray, bath tubs filled with pump cheese, Benny Blanco’s sex life, dodging tittays, and how Mardi Gras “is like such a thing.” Other highlights include: FKA Twigs’ tour troubles and her need to hire a straight for admin, taco bell sponsored engagements, and an attempt to interpret the Avengers of quotes — “When the chile is tea, but the finna is gag, Sis I’m dead as a chile.” They also ask the essential Qs like, “Is Nicole Kidman ever home?”, “What is the most common name for a gay man?” and, “Have you ever American Pied?” So Inertias, grab a hot dog because we know you want it real bad, and get ready to be taken on A Cinderella Story of your own as you listen to this episode that we’ll eventually be submitting For Your Consideration. Oh, and if you don’t get us invited to Jennifer’s Halloween party in New Orleans, we’re gonna make you drink a $50 White Russian! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Call Me Izzy, Inertias (just don’t call us Hacks)! Now get ready to be taken to Babylon and back because we’re celebrating a TV legend so big, it’s gonna take you a full season of 24 to recover. This soon-to-be back on broadway icon is a multiple Emmy award winning actress, an Easttown resident who doesn’t miss, and an iconic scene stealer from Watchmen and Designing Women — JEAN SMART! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he told a joke so well that it literally caused a car accident while Tim recalls the time he turned a hateful Hollywood situation around with a tiny piece of kale. Other highlights include: Greg getting possessed by J.Lo, Tim celebrating his 19th birthday in Poland, skin to skin contact with a hedgehog, and an educational lesson on the 1918 bird flu. They also discuss the throuple the world needs, Rosie O’Donnell’s talk show, Julia Roberts’ armpit hair, the price of eggs, and the original porn — JCPenney underwear ads. They then ask the terrifying questions others won’t, like, “Is The Pitt a real show?” And “What are the four quadrants?” So Gennifer Zs, hop in Mary’s Miata, slip into your wedgiest thong, and let your ears take you on a little Snow Day away from your problems. And OshKosh B’Gosh, will someone tell us *officially* if Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama are dating already?! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, our Eagle Eye can already see that this is gonna be an episode so huge — so Popular — that it’ll single-handedly start another Gilded Age. This week we’re celebrating THREE icons, a triumvirate of “independent” women who have been in everything and are now perfectly cast in the latest season of a juicy HBO mega-hit. Our Miss Things this week are the “feminine-enemies” we all aspire to be, the reason we are currently living, the comedic relief, not to mention the judge, the jury, and the executioners of Thailand — CARRIE COON, MICHELLE MONAGHAN, and LESLIE BIBB aka THE FRENEMIES OF THE WHITE LOTUS (Jaclyn, Laurie, and Kate)!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to share an innocent Instagram story with a friend and ended up implicating himself in someone else’s drama (BennyDrama7 that is!), while Tim recalls the time he almost got blown away (literally) by Mount Washington and narrowly avoided turning into Mr. Freeze. Other highlights include: Greg sobbing to the music from The Leftovers, Tim dealing with the really long hair on his tongue, Greg vowing to never use “we” language again, and Tim also vowing to never go on a hike with straight men again. They also talk Valerie Cherish prayer hands, the unmatched talent of Boy Marinho, the employees who want to end it all at The Jennifer Hudson Show, Bobbins Goggins, Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth, bean breath, and Jennifer Hudson getting hit in the face with a basketball. They also find themselves asking life’s most challenging questions like, “Is there anything better than pop being performed in rain?”, “Who do you think you are in this season of The White Lotus?” and “Who the f*ck is Aaron Pierre?!” So Gennifertias, just listen already or we’re gonna have some complex feelings about it. Oh and give the Pussycat Dolls’ “React” a stream while you’re at it — just to make sure you’re awake. Never forget… “Others would not have survived this brutal winter.” BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Swamp! Snap out of that Denial and put your Anxiety on pause ‘cause we’re celebrating a Miss Thing this week who quite literally *IS* the moment. She’s a YouTube queen who’s literally on every song right now, the reigning Grammy winner for Best Rap Album, one of the most exciting live performers on the scene, the reminder that Alligator Bites Never Heal, and the woman with the ultimate Alter Ego — DOECHII! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was ghosted by a therapist, while Tim recalls the time a serial arsonist threw two Molotov cocktails in his parking garage and set his apartment on fire. Other highlights include: enemas at the Las Vegas Sphere, trying to understand how DJs work, Ritalin, one of the most embarrassing way you can be found in bed, and needing more lesbian friends. They also talk Kenny Chesney, the hot honey rag, the brand “Faherty” (sponsor us!), Trading Spaces fails, their adult sleepover, and announce their new line of digital smoke detectors. They then ask the most important Qs they’ve ever asked, “Does Rascal Flatts still practice?”, ”What does Renee Zellweger’s house look like?”, and “Am I gonna burn? Or am I gonna be gassed silently to death?” So Gennifer Zs, rip off that T-shirt over your eyes and let us take you on an audio journey in a Nissan Altima to the 8th wonder of the world (Tim’s old apt). But just don’t travel on the day after New Year’s Day night as your jilted lover could come after you then! Oh, and never ever forget that Friday is the day before February. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abracadabra, Gennifertias! We hope you’re ready for this Killah episode with a Beast of an icon who regularly turns us all into Zombieboys! It’s an extravaGAGAnza on the pod this week because we’re dedicating the entire episode to the first two-time Miss Thing — and Perfect Celebrity — LADY GAGA. In this ep, Greg looks back on a not so enchanted evening at the Magic Castle when he was scolded for “not believing” while Tim remembers the time he got treated like a conveyor belt by Lady Gaga at the Chateau Marmont. Other highlights include: Greg addressing the online hate (and love) for his Traitors take, Tim shaking his hips and hair to “How Bad Do U Want Me”, Greg honoring the songwriters of Emilia Perez, Tim recalling the first time he smoked a cigarette, and both of them praising Queen Gabby Windey. They also discuss the video that will be played at every gay afters in perpetuity, Mayhem Miller, Demi Moore’s loss at the Oscars, The Traitors finale, Kate Hudson’s dress in “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, and Boots Riley. They also dissect “Mayhem” from DODMOMSOS all the way to Diva Down. So Cynthanies, wrap a Blade of Glass around your finger, and get ready to enter the Garden of Eden with us or we literally won’t Die with a Smile. Oh, and remember every drag you take from a cigarette means you’ll live three seconds less!! Bonk!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifertias and women of New York, frost yourselves! After that, hop on over to California, where we’re “Running Point” on a radiant nepo-baby-gone-right who can do it all! Our Miss Thing this week is a romcom goddess, a vodka business queen, a person you hope invites you to her house party, and author of the famous article “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — KATE HUDSON!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he endured Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events and hula hooped for his life backstage at Camp Flog Gnaw while Tim remembers the time he sat his father down to have “the coming out talk” (and no not the talk you’re thinking of, Inertias). Other highlights include: Greg fixing the format of The Traitors, Tim cops to aggravating Greg all week, Greg trying out a new accent, Tim taking Greg to court over the She-E-O title, Greg admitting he’s no Natasha Lyonne, Tim becoming a boy scout in 2025, and the boys go in once again on all the shocking things Demi Moore has been through. They also talk “gay for the stay,” the movie that gooped and gagged Tim the most, AI brain, Mackenzie Phillips, Nickelodeon’s orange VHS tapes, and they take time to think about their favorite female roofer. Essential Qs are asked, like, “Why is ‘heaven and mountains’ not a phrase?” and “Why aren’t the contestants of ‘Celebrity Mole’ on this season of The Traitors?” They also take a moment to remember the early 2000s show-saver and the woman who raised so many of us, Michelle Trachtenberg. So Gennifer Zs, put on your sunnies and start investing in a journal cause you’re about to go on a journey that will leave you feeling Almost Famous. Oh, and Danielle, you should be ashamed of yourself. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, we think that we’re—no we know—that we’re in love with the religious icon, pioneeress of reality TV, genre bending media mogul, original meme queen, and New York Times best selling memoirist that we’re fawning over this week. Gennifertias, give it up for THE Daisy Duke and our Miss Thing — the most famous big sister out there and most full throated singer around — JESSICA SIMPSON. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he had to report some very damaged luggage at the airport and ended up shocking the TSA officer when he told him one very important detail about his suitcase while Tim remembers the time he gave his roommate a Covid haircut and left a mark so unforgettable that his roommate moved out shortly there after. Other highlights include: cognitive decline, the origin of the show “Euphoria”, the food menu at the gay bar Hi Tops, Tim praising the Amazon worker who tried to save his package, Greg reminiscing on Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor” (his first gym album), and they both finally admit to who they truly are — THE elder millennials. They also talk Joe Simpson being the original momager, the millennial pause, how “like” is a fundamental part of every sentence, and reheated nachos. Of course, they ask essential Qs like, “What are your thoughts on the tuna at Subway?” and “Is Greg Al Roker?" So Gennifer Zs, slip on your fave cork-bottom wedge shoes and get ready for an ep that’s a total Chicken of the Sea-packed feast for the senses. And never forget… if you can’t handle us at our Renaissance world tour, you don’t deserve us at whatever Shakira’s current world tour is called. Oh and John Mayer, you’re on notice. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Party Girls, hop on the A, C, or E and follow us to the West Village, because this week we’re geeking out over an absolute legend. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of Downtown New York, the only person you want to sit next to at a dinner party, everyone’s favorite party guests’ favorite party guest, and star of the new season of The White Lotus, PARKER POSEY! In this ep, Greg recalls an overly comfortable email exchange with his favorite establishment (besides Costco) over a typo on their packaging while Tim looks back on the time he descended into utter madness on a sleeper train in Southeast Asia. Other highlights include: the American woman in Pakistan, losing friends over Beyoncé tickets, Greg never leaving the house without a bottle of Raid, Tim singing for the first time, and the boys make their biggest announcement yet — they’re going on tour in the Middle East! They also talk honey busy banana nut tea (sponsor us!), Pepsi Zero Wild Cherry (okay but actually sponsor us!), Kjersti Flaa, Sean Paul leaving the music industry, and Christy Carlson Romano getting shot in the face (she’s fine). They also ask the life changing questions: “Does Pepsi makes you burp more than Coke?” and “What would you do if you woke up and there were two cockroaches on your eyelids?” So Gennifertias, get ready for The Sweetest Thing to hit your ears this week that will totally make you Scream (3) with delight! Oh and Lionsgate, for the love of G*d, go and digitally impose Parker over Elizabeth Banks’ face in the Hunger Games already. Stop f**king around! BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baby Mamas, Sisters, and Inertias, get ready to have a little more joy enter your life ‘cause today we’re giving it up for one of the all time great comedians. This week’s Miss Thing is sunshine personified, the woman with the most infectious laugh, one of the funniest to ever do it, the global face of Parks and Recreation departments, and the original “cool mom” — AMY POEHLER. In this ep, Greg recalls the time Montezuma exacted her revenge on him during his wedding weekend after he lived life a little too unfiltered while Tim looks back on the time a real life romcom moment turned into a Hilarity for Charity networking event. Other highlights include: Greg downplaying his stigmata, T!m adm!tt!ing he’s a full P!nk !n h!s ema!ls, Greg getting “Taken” in Pujol (AKA Poo-hole), Tim rooting through Greg’s bag, and Greg coming for Tim’s turkey wraps. They also gab about the city of Mexico City, Abracadabra (or gender nonconforming Xbrxcxdxbrx), thumbs up tapbacks, 3000 year old mole, Karla Sofía Gascón (or is it Gaston?), and Casa Peggy. They also ask the big Qs like, “What did you do with the money?”, “Whats the safest city that’s protected from climate change?” and “Should we move to Montana?” So Gennifer Zs, this is Hey One of the good ones, so go get your Nurtec pills (Nurtec sponsor us!), and put on your finest sports jacket as you listen to an ep that’ll leave you laughing Inside Out. Oh and the longer you wait, is the longer you wait to listen to Miss Thing the pod. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifertias, get ready to see double ‘cause this week we’re finally celebrating the most famous twins to ever do it. Our Miss Thing(s) are media moguls, scene stealers, globe trotters, the inventors of being young in Hollywood, AND Greg’s college classmates — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned that red isn’t his color and developed a life long aversion to ketchup while Tim remembers the time he had an IRL sitcom moment and tried to be in two places at once on the set of Fuller House so that he could go to a job interview. Other highlights include: Greg running into his childhood bully at the gym, Tim working the word “mere” into every sentence, Greg tweaking his neck, and both of them bravely coming out as almost-billionaires. They also talk Hailee Steinfeld’s lesbian fan base, absolutely roast Elon Musk and his N*z* Salute, sing the dance hall classic Mr. Saxobeat, reminisce on Adam Lambert’s controversial 2009 American Idol kiss, and praise FKA Twigs’ latest album Eusexia (or as Tim calls it, “Yousexia”). The boys also ask the most pressing questions of the day like “How much is a forever stamp?”, “Can you workout nice?” and “Is coupon pronounced koo-pon or cue-pon?” So Inertias, grab your Passport (to Paris) and get ready to win at life (and in London) as you listen to an episode so good you’ll have to listen to it twice cause you all know It Takes Two (times to fully appreciate our talent as artists on the verge). Now come on! Go take this Holiday In The Sun! Oh and hi Cynthia! Congrats on that Oscar nom! BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SOS Inertias!! Emergency: this episode is so major that you might k*ll your ex! Our Miss Thing this week is your favorite girls’ girl, a mumble queen who makes you lean in, a Supermodel, and a Jersey girl who we all know is a good time. That’s right, we’re talking about the astute modern poet that is SZA! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he caused such a commotion during the SATs that they had to call “National” while Greg looks back on the fateful day he literally found himself on a sinking ship and had to do the famous “bucket scoop” to survive. Other highlights include: Tim proclaiming he was put on this earth to be last, Greg slurring his words Meredith Marks-style, Tim traveling with and for his fans, Greg coming out as “land bound,” and Tim giving advice on if you’re ever in the premise of the film “Open Water.” The boys also talk vajazzle for the face, the TikTok ban that almost was, Beauty in Black, Double Double Toil and Trouble, and air purifiers (Levoit, sponsor us!). They also spit important facts like: “You don’t have to go to Hollywood to get a Hollywood tan,” “Everything hefty is usually worth it,” and “Pee out, Louise!” So Mallory Ballories, it's One of Them Days to put on your good Shirts and get ready for an ep that will leave you thinking of the other Good Days. We bow to and honor you, just like we bow to and honor each other. Oh, and we’re actually gonna be fine cuz you know we’re fighters. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, we are still reeling from the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fires that devastated so many in our hometown. We hope this episode provides a little bit of distraction and joy amidst the chaos and our hearts go out to everyone affected by this disaster. In light of this, our episode this week is a celebration of a truly incredible Miss Thing — the city of angels, dreamers, hustlers, and the best food city on the planet (fight us) — LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he almost called the FBI after an intruder broke into his apartment to leave a box of chocolates while Greg recalls the time he went so balls to the wall at a gym that he could never show his face there again. They also discuss the demise of TikTok, diagnose the rare gym disease afflicting Greg, implore Carrie Underwood to raise her ya ya ya, and, as always, give it up for all the likeminded delulus out there. Other moments include: discussing both of their recent trips to urgent care (Tim for his hot tub time machine armpit rash, Greg for falling down a flight of stairs again), wondering how quickly they’d scare away their stalkers, Greg recounting a 30 minute phone call with a confused Six Flags employee for a shockingly bad discount deal, and Tim spending half the episode trying to find out what a vibrato is. They also ask important Qs like, “Doesn’t every dad love a hot tub?” and “What is a Funicular?” Listen Gennifertias, we hope you’re safe and okay during this god awful time. And if you’re interested in donating to some wonderful organizations helping to build back our city, we’ve put up some links in our Linktree. We love you. BONK!LINKS TO HELP:- Help with the LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps- Donate to Victims of the LA FiresWatch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, it’s the end of an era because a TV institution is leaving our screens. This week, we celebrate an American icon who gets us up every morning, always puts a smile on our face, and makes us laugh-cry so hard we pee ourselves just a little bit. So Inertias, wipe away those tears and reach for a bottle of rosé cause our Miss Thing this week is America’s kooky aunt and day time megastar HODA KOTB! In this ep, Tim remembers the time sister-of-the-pod Claude shelled out the big bucks to upgrade their hotel room in Rio only for them to be shellshocked by the results while Greg recalls the time he and husband-of-the-pod Vat sped-ate a lobster so fast that they were 365 burpin’ that all over the crowd at a Charli XCX concert. The boys also discuss Demi Moore’s win at the Golden Globes, praise the best gift on earth (socks), send condolences to Kylie Jenner, guess what Hoda’s new show “Corn on the Kotb” should be about, and wish upon a star that Fefe Dobson would join the cast of the Death Becomes Her musical. Other topics include: gold digger clauses, how hotels should be free and/or illegal, hot tub armpit rashes, kinky aliens, and how everyone should have an Aunt Terry in their life. They also ask many important Qs like “Galinda Whomst?”, “Will my butt be as high as my hopes?”, ”Would you ever adapt to Hoda’s sleep schedule?”, and “At what price does wine get good?” So Gennifertias, break out your Today Show posters and hold them up high outside Rockefeller Center as we HODABRATE one of the greats leaving our airways. Oh and don’t come looking for us, we are busy… how do you say… writing our fifth murder mystery novel about famous Spanish chef Hillary from Boston. BONK!!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To, to, to the moon! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to sissy that walk and channel your inner woman? Oh no, you betta’ do, because this week we’re giving it up for an absolute juggernaut and our very first (GULP) male Miss Thing! This icon is a glamazon who wears it well, supermodel of the world, inventor of gay sports, and ultimate drag queen of all drag queens — RUPAUL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he made his cover girl debut in the Boston Globe and inadvertently became a hand model while Greg looks back on the fateful moment he tap danced into RuPaul’s life, got complimented twice, and then hit a wall (well, a pole). Other highlights include: Greg coming out as not a compass, Tim announcing his new job as a windshield wiper fluid replacer, new haircuts, and new frenemies at Smog certified star locations. The boys also talk raging hemorrhoids, swollen fingers, how everyone’s mom has Amazon music, and Greg does a Betty Boop/Sydney Sweeney impression for the ages. They then ask the toughest questions they’ve posed yet, “Would you rather be Siri or Alexa?”, “Why is there so much caressing in It Ends Us?”, and “Do you hear that ice cream truck or is that just us?” The library is open, Inertias, so put your reading glasses on and get ready to absolutely lose it over this ep… because if you can’t love our pod, how in the hell can you love somebody else? Oh and Gennifertias, try not to sit on the pentagon or you might accidentally sign your hole away. BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, pucker up those lips because it’s our New Year’s Eve special celebrating not just any other Miss Thing but THE Miss Thing of the Year (2024 edition). So get to listening cause we’d rather be locked away in the Khia Asylum than spoil who she is! In this last episode of the year, Tim recalls the time he lost ctrl (also Greg’s husband) and ended up sitting alone at a SZA concert while Greg remembers the moment Tim swished his way into his life and answered a question so shamelessly that it left him speechless. Other highs include: Greg gracing us with a new and improved version of “Auld Lang Syne,” Tim announcing he’s moving to Canada (or London) to film his new show about Portofino, Greg recovering from the elderly woman who elbowed him at a sandwich shop, Tim coming out as an art deco showgirl from the 1920s, Greg calling Tim out for always writing compliments to him on his hand, and Tim remembering the time he almost broke both his legs and arms after taking melatonin. The boys also get into Lily Rose Depp’s face acting, their debut album, “Delulu Personified,” Sleepy Girl mocktails, and style icon James Patterson. They even ask hard-hitting Qs like, “Has anyone ever heard ‘A Bar Song Tipsy’ by Shaboozey?”, “Is it ‘in line’ or ‘on line’?”, and “What are the three kinds of waiters in this thing we call life?” And what better way to close out the year than with the breathtaking new game, “Miss Thing or Oh, You Sweet Thing?” So Inertias, raise your champagne flutes and press play on this ep before midnight or you’ll turn into a tomato girl! Oh, and pls reach out if you need any medical advice as we’re clinical doctors (But if you’re a two-year-old named Bram, sorry we can’t help you). BONK!  Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have five words for you… doesn’t it feel like Christmas?! Happy Christmas Gennifertias and welcome to our holiday spooktacular! This week we pay homage to Destiny’s Child’s iconic Christmas song the “8 Days of Christmas” by celebrating our favorite 8 DOD(MOMSOS)s of Christ-Miss Thing! These are the 8 persons, places, or things that we were obsessed with this year that we’re now gifting to you in the form of us talking about them. So put on your pair of Chloe shades and your diamond belly rings to go with Greg and Tim as they go in on everything from holding space to a certain AI generated experience that went all Wonka. In this ep, Tim pitches a motel for a new cheaters tv show, Greg honors his queen Camila with a very cursive rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Quismois”, and they both daydream over the best tattoo you can get — a back tattoo of the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria! They also talk about the French Olympian with the best North Pole, applaud the Miss Thing that impacted the pod the most this year, gag over the most eye catching body of the year, and drool over a conventionally attractive killer. They also discuss the most famous nepo baby in Thailand, fawn over a Norwegian goddess whistleblower, and almost call the cops on a surprise DOD who stole a package at Tim’s apartment (and also stole their hearts). So mothers, daughters, and babies, whip out your nonalcoholic beers and Delola Cocktails and let’s get Lit-Miss (Thing) to our holiday themed ep! Oh and Bouncy Porks, please send us disinfectant, our bellies buttons are now infected :( BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, we don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need... that’s YOU. And also the diva that we’re celebrating this week! Our Miss Thing this week is THE songwriter, lyricist, chart topping hitmaker, whistle note expert, the queen of shade, feuds, Christmas, and the elusive chanteuse herself… MARIAH CAREY! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became a trendsetting diva and inadvertently ended up being the inspiration for Carpool Karaoke while Greg remembers the emotional night he got a hug and kiss goodbye from New York City herself. Other highlights include: Greg and Tim living for the A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E, lamenting the lost art of screening your calls, giving advice to their younger self, wondering where all the hills have gone, and liking “pranks with grace.” They boys also talk happy pills, signing the petition to not allow James Corden in any more movie musicals, Jay Leno’s fall, and they decide which celebrity they’d want to record their voicemails. They also ask the really tough questions like: “Are we mad at Wicked?” “What the f*ck is The Brutalist?” And, “Where do we make an appointment with the scientist who did Lindsay Lohan’s plastic surgery?” They also play the new Christmas classic game, “Holiday Hitmaker.” So Inertias, put on your Glitter-iest jewels, slip into your bathtub, and let us lull you into a Precious (based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire) state. Oh, and get on your feet it’s the holidays! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, it’s that time of year — hand splitting season! And what better way to celebrate this — and every — season, than with another bodacious episode featuring one of our most legendary Miss Things yet. This bombshell, sexpot, and global phenomenon is the pin-up of all pin-ups, the most famous playmate, the smartest woman in any room, ultimate 90s icon, and now a Best Actress Golden Globe Nominee for “The Last Showgirl” — PAMELA ANDERSON. In this ep, Greg looks back to when he ended up at the world premiere of “Queer” dressed like a common pauper and may or may not have gotten mistaken for a sanitation worker while Tim remembers the time he tried to get to a picturesque beach in Thailand only to end up traversing through a forest alone at night with Beowulf nipping at his feet. Other highlights include: Greg guessing what the movie “Golda” is about, Tim’s phone getting stuck in a moving stairmaster, and both of them trying to figure out who or what Shaboozey is. The boys also talk can hygiene, hand botox, look-a-like contests, and ask the ultimate tell-all question: “What kind of sneeze do you have?” And before the ep is over, they play the hottest new game that’s sweeping the nation: “Bae Watch or Watch with Bae.” So Showgirls, unfurl your Barb Wire, break out your hottest red bathing suit and let your ears go on a little beachy vacation this week. Oh, and if you see Alan Tudyk, tell him Tim and Greg are still waiting for him at the look-a-like contest and won’t be waiting very much longer (and also tell him that they won the contest and would like to speak to his agent immediately)! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, we hope you’re Strong Enough ‘cause this week we’re talking about one of the biggest icons to ever live. She’s funny as f*ck, the queen of tweeting, the blueprint for fashion, and the literal inventor of autotune. Yes, you better Believe it, our Miss Thing is the woman everyone wants to be and no one can beat — CHER! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he got pushed off a bridge in Croatia as his straight best friend was screaming for his life while Greg flips it and reverses it to a moment he stunned a DJ after requesting a shockingly mature song at a children’s pool party. Other highlights include: Tim bravely coming out as not a hostess, Greg’s trash bin bursting into a million pieces, Tim remembering the moment he knew he was gay (a mouse might’ve been involved), and Greg taking a solemn vow to watch Along Came Polly (ACP) ASAP. The boys also discuss their Wordle and Hangman starting words, get into a fight over what papier-mâché is, talk Ina Garten’s chocolate cake, give advice to struggling gay bars, and make a deal with the devil to get Christina Aguilera’s new face. They also play the infectious new game “Chering Clothes” and Greg brings down the house with his beautiful rendition of “Christmas Shoes.” So Gennifer Zs, slip on your thong bodysuit and get ready for an ep so good you’re gonna wanna Turn Back Time to listen to it all over again. Oh, and once you’re done, hit play on Cardi B’s latest hit “LADWAPSOS.” BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At last! We are honoring one of the most Vulnerable and unabashedly cool girls, an effortless beacon of star power, and a taste queen with the sickest, slickest beats out there. No Gennifer Zs, we won’t Calm Down or Keep Our Hands to Ourself because this week our Miss Thing is none other than Emmy nominee for Only Murders in the Building and future Oscar contender for Emilia Perez — SELENA GOMEZ. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he caught his husband singing “The Wizard and I” with a lyrical adjustment so surprising that it has changed the way he will hear the song forever, while Tim recalls the time he found himself fully drenched and in a gasp-off with Casey Wilson at a Happy Endings table read. Other highlights include: Tim finding Greg huddling under a coat for UV protection in public, Greg injecting Gracie Abrams song “So True” into his veins, Tim celebrating finally getting his windshield wiper fluid replaced, Greg becoming Temu’s spokesperson, and the boys go in on their experience seeing a screening of the Wicked movie with the entire cast! They also talk Liam Neeson’s pants peeing habits, Nicole Scherzinger’s icky online activity, Patti Lupone’s feud with Andrew Lloyd Webber, and play the game “What Table Would You Sit At Selena Gomez’s Wedding?” Now inertias, we know this ep is gonna be Good For You. So if you’re ready, Come and Get it! Oh, and if you find our son Villy (full name Vilified) tell him he’s grounded. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bang Bang Inertias! The Light Is Coming because this week we celebrate a songstress, actress, and comedian so Popular you might stop Breathin. Yes, that’s right, our Miss Thing is none other than famous ponytail queen, Dangerous Woman, and Wicked’s latest Galinda/Glinda herself — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg tries to digest a moment in which his snack envy got the best of him and he ended up in a very sticky situation while Tim recalls the time he took a breathwork class that left him almost orgasming with a lobster hand. Other highlights include: Tim recounting his experience at the Eras tour in Indianapolis, meditation retreats, Fire Marshall Bill, the latest in fluoride technology, and how Greg is a guy who isn’t above eating meat from gas stations. They also talk about the special Peggys in their lives, debate New Jersey pizza vs other states’, and discuss the controversial custom of modesty bites. The boys also play the enormously entertaining new game “Grande or Venti” and guess pop stars’ potential sex merch. So Gennifer Zs, go Break Up With Your Girlfriends and listen to an episode that will make you Break Free (from reality). Oh, and you better pipe down while listening or else We Can’t Be Friends. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, get ready for our most Popular episode yet because we’re making Miss Thing herstory this week with our VERY first guest! Today our good Judy, Eric Williams, the incredibly talented and funny host of “That’s A Gay Ass Podcast” joins us to honor one of the biggest broadway legends of all time. She’s an Emmy and Tony award winning star of stage and screen, the funniest soprano out there, a Good Christian Bitch, and the OG Glinda herself — KRISTIN CHENOWETH! In this ep, Greg recalls serving child-actor-from-Temu vibes when he got cast in the titular role of “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown” while Tim and Eric both remember horrible times they had with vocal teachers. In Eric’s case, it led to a very uncomfortable conversation with his mom while Tim’s experience led to him accidentally sabotaging a man’s career. The boys also gossip about Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster’s budding relationship, talk Shawn Mendes’ sexuality clapback, discuss the f*ckability of men dressing like Casey Becker for Halloween, and drool over the heartthrob renaissance trifecta of Adam Brody, Josh Hartnett and Joshua Jackson. They also guess what Kristin’s cameo will be in the Wicked film and play their toughest game yet, “Playbill or Play with Bill.” So Gennifer Zs, Push all those Daisies in your hand straight into the air and wave them around like a wand as you listen to the most iconic threesome you’ve ever heard. Oh, and then treat yourself to the latest self-help book from The Berenstain Bears… You’re welcome! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, you’re about to SCREAM (2) because the talent of this famous three-name TV legend is so insane, it could turn your Intentions Cruel. She’s a Simply Irresistible comedic and dramatic actress, every gay guys’ wishlist beard, an action hero, a horror icon, the world’s most famous vampire slayer, and Tim’s ultimate Miss Thing of Miss Things — SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became the king of his high school only to make a decision so quizzical that it kneecapped his popularity and left everyone calling him “The Grudge Boy” while Greg recounts a series of events that ultimately led to him being backstage at “Waitress” with Sarah Michelle herself! Other highlights include: Greg winning halloween, Tim earning his cohost’s pride with the publishing of his New Yorker article, Greg’s good luck (babe) run, and Tim’s experience in an S&M chat room. They also discuss the wise words of a hot yoga teacher, gaybaiting, rage content, blumpkins, and the pharmaceutical company Tim’s family should own. On top of that, the boys ask important questions like “Is there anything sexier than your boyfriend fixing the toilet?”, “Does the StairMaster make your butt smaller or bigger?”, and “Who is every little gay boy’s beard in 2024?” So Gennifer Zs, put on your cross necklaces and remember to bless God for the broken road that led you straight to Miss Thing. Also never forget to eat good fats and the stronger your legs, the longer you’ll live! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trick or Treat Inertias and welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! Or as Greg would call it, “Ryan Murphy Pee-sents Gregtesquerie!” This week, we celebrate someone whose impact is so large, she literally invented the found footage genre. Not only is she the most famous project out there, but she’s also the most famous witch (not counting any witch played by our BFF Cynthia Erivo). Yes that’s right, our Miss Thing this week is the queen of guerilla marketing and the girl everyone wants a glimpse of — BLAIR WITCH! In this ep, Tim recalls the bumpy experience he had watching Little Miss Blair which quickly turned into a real life, week-long nightmare for his family while Greg harkens back to a day that he chose chaos by pulling a prank so massive that some of his friends ended up never talking to him again. The boys also talk hippity-hops, Chainfest, the wrestling federation formerly known as WWF, Tom Cruise’s coconut cake, and Tim’s pumpkin-themed outfit. Other highlights include: celebrating Greg’s 11/12ths birthday, Tim’s wonderful experience with the working women of the Getty, cruising around in a Waymo (Waymo sponsor us!), the pronunciation of “Oregon,” and longing for Van Gogh’s extreme overexposure. They also play the new hit game, “Babadook or Babadon’t” and do a Tyra Banks-inspired interview to grill the Blair Witch herself. So Gennifer Zs, stop what you’re doing and get ready to go on a Spoooookiecrisp (TM) trip into the woods where you will never be the same! BOO!! And also BONK!!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, after hearing this episode, you’d be more than just a little Justified if you had Butterflies in your stomach from feeling like you were floating on a Rainbow. Well hold onto your neon cowboy hats and get ready for an experience that’s anything but Too Good To Be True, because our Miss Thing this week is none other than queer icon, incredible lyricist, and quintessential queen of vibes — KACEY MUSGRAVES! In this NOT Slow Burn of an ep, Tim looks back on the time he was staying on an estancia in Uruguay and almost caused a sweet Irish woman to be trampled to death by a horse while Greg opens up about the bowl of Cheerios that started a war between him and his sister. The boys also talk about the magical qualities of a squeegee, do a Capri Sun taste test (sponsor us already!), and question if Trace Adkins is a country star or a diet. They also get into the clownery of Joker: Folie a Deux, react to the pod getting banned in unexpected places for “sexual content,” and Tim may or may not mimic Greg for a biiit too long. Now hurry up, it’s almost Golden Hour, so listen to this ep before you have yourself a Lonely Weekend. And most importantly, no matter what you do Inertias, do NOT fly with a *certain nameless Irish Airline* as they are now our mortal enemies. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DISCLAIMER: The global icon in this episode is so monumental, you’d face the Battle of Five Armies, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Nightmare Alley just to get a glimpse of her Blue Jasmine. She may be Australia’s answer to Meryl Streep, everyone’s Mistress America, and Lydia F*ckin’ Tár, but this two time Academy Award winner’s most important role to date is as this week’s Miss Thing — CATE BLANCHETT! In this ep, Tim looks back on the bathroom adventure that left his mom waving down every car on the highway to check if he was in their trunk while Greg harkens back to a night he was being an irresistible Carol at a party and unknowingly seduced someone out of the closet. NOTE (on this Scandal): Greg doesn’t remember the plot of Carol at all… Tim also talks about the Ubatuba tour he wants the pod to go on, Greg demands a Pink eye and Pink tongue check, and they both divulge more than a few divine secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood. They also taste test a taffy so tart it causes an eye twitch, ask the important Q: “Can straight men work at an Acai restaurant,” and scream/cry over the tour de force feat of cinema that is “The Substance.” They also pay tribute to the original sequel queen Maggie Smith and play two very important new games: “Sister, Mother, Daughter: K/Cate Edition” and “Elizabeth The First or Elizabeth The Second”. So Inertias, break out your roomtempanadas and chow down as you listen to an episode so good it’ll go down as a defining artifact of our new Golden Age. Oh and don’t forget it’s EGTFIT+W awareness month so wave those flags high and proud!! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stand Back, Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re about to set your Rooms On Fire! Our Bella Donna of a Miss Thing this week is the definition of autumn in a person, the blueprint for witchy style, hypnotic twirls, raspy vocals, and the queen of her reflection in the snow covered hills literally causing a landslide — STEVIE NICKS! In this episode, Tim remembers a time he cast a "Like Spell" to get a girlfriend that quickly backfired into a hex and caused him to be the gossip of his middle school computer class while Greg sifts through the emotional (and physical) wreckage of the day he almost burnt his kitchen down doing the most basic task a person can do. The boys also chat about the motherly urge to constantly be returning something, Greg’s clover tongue trick, Tim’s bird whistle, and who of them is a Dave and who is a Buster. Other major moments include: Tim learning about Mavis Beacon, Greg remembering the time he forced his grandmother to take him to see psychosexual thriller “What Lies Beneath” in theaters, and both of them rehashing this past weekend where they went to a shoes-off party that Greg was not dressed appropriately for from the ankle down. They also introduce the world to the legendary new games “Stevie Nicks or Jolly Old St. Nick” and “Which Pop Star Would Survive in Oregon Trail.” So Inertias, we’ll Stop Draggin’ Your Hearts Around only if you go strap on your Leather and Lace right this instant and listen to an ep that’ll make all your Dreams come true and also make you get right with God and the nuns. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inertias, we can’t keep our Poker Faces any longer! We won’t be Monsters and leave you Dancing In The Dark because our Miss Thing this week is actress, activist, pop star, fashion icon, music video queen, and most importantly Greg’s former classmate — L. GAGA aka LADY GAGA! In this ep, Tim recounts the time he had a Million Reasons to fear for his life while dangling on the side of a mountain and Greg looks back to a moment when he stunned an audience Speechless during his senior recital singing a note that no one will ever forget. The boys also discuss their number one fan Cynthia Erivo, soda swishing, and hunky bruises, all while enduring the monster truck rally happening outside (and a little bit inside) of Tim’s apartment. Other highs include: logic policing Camila Cabello’s doozy of a ditty “Dade County Dreaming,” Tim almost yelling at a sweet older man while helping a friend move, and Greg bravely admitting he is an Ally (the character from A Star is Born). Now pour yourself a glass of Grigio Girls and let’s have some Fun Tonight because this episode is sure to Cure you. Not to mention, we’ll fix you with your favorite new catchphrase, “Googoo, Gaga, GriGri." BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s wrong, Gennifer Zs? You look like you’ve seen a Ghost! But don’t worry, you are NOT in danger girls, because Now and Then a superstar comes along that’s so full of Substance you may find yourself making an Indecent Proposal to sacrifice A Few Good Men just to get a little bit Moore. That’s right, our Miss Thing this week is original Brat Pack member, sensational memoirist, future 2025 Oscar nominee for Best Actress (if we have anything to say about it), and the first woman to ever shave her head — DEMI MOORE! In this ep, Greg looks back on an influential G.I. Jane-esque haircut that had long lasting effects at his job while Tim recounts the time he tried to get tan and ended up with a burn so bad he was in bed for a week. The boys also discuss their recent trips to Fire Island and Palm Springs, the airport novelization of Nicole Kidman’s career, the devil being in the left hand, Florence Pugh’s upcoming movie where she maybe dies, Tim’s teeth falling out, and Queen Elizabeth’s unforgettable nude pregnancy shot. Other highlights include: Tim getting stuck in magical summer rain in the sunken forest, Greg obsessing over the latest drama with the girlies at the Oppenheim Group, and the boys debate one of the hardest hitting subjects of our time — which ear is the gay one? They also talk about the devastating news that Capri Sun is changing their packaging and pitch on spinoff ideas — Capri Moon and Capri Rising, anyone? Now, we’ll stop Stripteasing you. Go slap some sopping wet clay on the pottery wheel with your imaginary lover and sensually dive Full Throttle into this iconic ep! Oh, and Capri, call us! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your afternoon is about to be DELIGHTED Gennifer Zs because this week’s Miss Thing is the effortlessly funny, absolute queen of all things streaming, Miss Marvel herself — KATHRYN HAHN! In this episode, Tim remembers the time he thought he was gonna get an overall deal at CBS and ended up getting relegated into pressing play on a DVD player inside a room one could only describe as a coffin with a porthole while Greg “yes chefs” all the way back to a day he took control of the kitchen at a pancake breakfast for his home town’s recreational sports league. The boys also talk about the time Tim watched a hero in cargo shorts save the fedora of Greg’s doppelgänger, an 80 year old man, and the time Greg found himself at the height of his sexual power while wearing healthcare provided eye wear. Other highs include: using a dumpster for shade, not knowing Hilary Duff’s classic “Wake Up”, imagining life as a bird, high hopes for a Reputation TV announcement, and the scientifically unsound act of “Elevening.” The boys also do pitch perfect renditions of Josh Groban’s “You Raise Me Up” and play the most important game they’ve ever played: “Pro or Hahn.” Just relax as you listen to this easy breezy ep that is sure to leave you clapping three times. But before you do that, please call up Shen Yun’s publicist and insist that she redeems herself by doing the right thing… coming to work for the pod! BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, get ready for a Bombshell of an episode because our Miss Thing this week is so To Die For, so Bewitched, she’s Practically Magic! She’s the world’s most famous clapper, a work horse, a preeminent Academy Award winning actress, and the most iconic AMC spokesgirlie to ever live — NICOLE KIDMAN! This week, Greg revisits a paranormal London encounter when he was thrown down a flight of stairs by an unknown entity while Tim talks about the time he almost filled his pocket with stones and walked into the ocean after getting forced to come up on stage at an improv show. Other highlights include: the birth of Greg’s new obsession with a beguiling doll named Jafarina, Tim’s fork falling onto his goddamn plate after a moving speech by his WGA mentor Kriss, Greg becoming a mega millions winner, and Tim courageously coming out as being a part of a “scratchers family.” The boys also discuss the kind of sex Nicole and Keith Urban might have if and when they ever see each other, Keith’s museum-worthy hair, people who just hop out of bed in the morning, BBLs, and play the new most famous game on earth: “Nicole Kidman movies as a Taylor Swift song.” Now what are you doing? Quit counting down The Hours, go pick up a bottle of Prosecco, put a donut in your mouth, and listen to an episode that is better than The Others. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, sometimes Reality Bites and you feel like a Stranger Thing living in the upside down… then OTHER times you feel like a total Heather because you get to do an episode about THE IT GIRL for the ages and everyones’ sister’s favorite actress — WINONA RYDER. This week, Tim looks back on the time a mom from hell put him in a dangerous situation and then shamed him for expressing fear while Greg combs through a hairy situation at an Oscars after party that left him reaching for the biggest bottle of booze that’s ever been manufactured. Other moments include: Tim almost turning blue for the sake of his co-host, Greg’s flawless and deeply unsettling impression of Winona in “Black Swan”, the discovery of a bathroom door step and pull in the year 2024, and a nod to the House of the Dragon finale — specifically the show stopping performance from Alyn. The boys also discuss Charli XCX’s birthday party, how to properly pronounce “Winona,” Chris Appleton’s pap stroll, local LA legend Chaz Dean, and the french pole vaulter with the huge dong. They also play the soon to be most popular games in America: “Winona Ryder or Jenna Ortega” and “Take my Money, or Quick, in the Bag Honey!” Now Gennifer Zs, gather all the Little Women in your life, raise a jug full of Crown Royal (C.R. please sponsor us!), and go listen to this episode uninterrupted, girl. BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good luck, Gennifer Zs! Honestly, you’d have to stop the world just to stop us from getting all hot like Papa John for this week’s Supernova of a Miss Thing. Yes turn the volume up cause this week we celebrate every artist’s favorite artist, a show stopping festival performer, a top notch songwriter and THE Midwest Princess — CHAPPELL ROAN! In this episode, Greg looks back to a time his life took a hard left turn after carpooling with a woman who had a very peculiar driving phobia while Tim recalls the time he overcame a hellishly long travel day only to have his nearest and dearest friends pull a sick and vicious prank on him. Other highlights include: Tim accusing Greg of breaking his A.C., a repair man using a baby voice on Greg in his own home, Tim praising the return of cinema herself with the film Twisters, the hypnotic magic of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader docuseries, and the boys LOL about the time a Taco Bell employee got mad at them for causing a traffic jam at the drive thru. Other pressing topics discussed: Glen Powell’s sex appeal (or lack thereof), how they kill with moms, stone fruit season, and hearing music with fresh ears via A.I. Muppets. On top of that, two very important new games are played: “Reboot or Girl, Just Salute” and “Broadway Bound or Hollywood Calling.” Now release the Dorothy V and hold on for dear life as you journey through this tornado of an episode! And TNT, you better sponsor us ‘cause,we KNOW drama. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, would you Hold It Against Us if we went and did the biggest ep of the pod yet?! We feel SO Lucky to report that this week’s Miss Thing is America’s pop princess, a modern day Joan of Arc who causes a Circus wherever she goes, the definition of (and short lived judge on) X-Factor, and the biggest selling artist… DUH, you already know: it’s Britney, bitch! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he requested a late checkout at the Onyx Hotel and desperately tried to deliver pizza to Britney while Greg reminisces on the time his husband was so starstruck by a display of Gatorade bottles that he didn’t notice one of the biggest stars on the planet working out right next to him. Other highlights include: the ultimate mistress of ceremonies at a Vietnamese wedding, the Eras Tour of stand up, “karaoke” people and their need for therapy, how Norman Lear is the Britney Spears of sitcoms, “Diva Risings,” and the boys discuss which one of them is the Mary-Kate and which one is the Ashley. They also play several legendary games including: “Silly or F*gg*t,” “Sticky or Itchy”, “Turned You Gay, Turned You Straight, or Curious” and “Guess This Pop Stars Circus Act!” Now go squeeze into your matching denim outfits as you listen to an episode that was Born to Make You Happy. Oh, you want me? We’ll give you more! But next week, silly (or f*gg*t… whatever)! And every week ’Til The World Ends and probably beyond. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Topangas and Topangos, are you ready to get 30 Rock hard and have a Date Night with us ‘cause this week’s Miss Thing is the brainiac, TV hostess with the mostest, and ultimate Bossypants: TINA FEY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he wowed the judges (New Jersey Board of Education) with a once in a lifetime score on the listening portion of a state-wide exam while Tim recalls the shocking time he was confronted by his boyfriend’s worrying preference for sitting on the same side of the table in public. Other highlights include: a love letter to the women of Topanga Canyon, a tip of the cap to Wild Thang AKA the reigning “World’s Ugliest Dog,” Tim coming out as a summer brat and a black widow, Greg coming out as a winter soldier and an arachnophobic, and the boys playing the game “Who are you in the movie ‘Best in Show’?” They also debate the age old question “gif” (hard g sound) or “gif” (hard j sound), talk about the most fabulous kind of key — a tiny one with a big ladle attached to it, and Tim surprises Greg live on pod with cheddar bay biscuits from the famously bankrupt food establishment Red Lobster. Now push your thickest framed glasses up your nose and salute the Chris Americas in your life as the boys wax poetic about *the* Pennsylvania Queen. Oh, and to any network executive listening, please greenlight Greg’s show “Finding Tina Fey.” Claw, you’re welcome. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enchanté, Gennifer Zs! Let’s cut to les chase mes amours, you better go warm up those ligaments so you don’t get the twisties ‘cause on this very special OLYMPICS EDITION of the pod we are celebrating the G.O.A.T, the queen of gymnastics, and this week’s Miss Thing — SIMONE BILES! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he popped off in a competitive game of champagne pong that had life changing consequences while Greg definitely feels stronger than yesterday as he reminisces about the time he danced too hard and accidentally ended up ruining a valuable family heirloom. Other highlights include: Greg listing his many uncanny similarities to Larry David, Tim praising his leg zit, Greg playing the game “Gold, Silver, Bronze Miss Thing (French Edition)” which is a name that easily rolls off the tongue, and Tim playing the iconic new this or that game “Athlete or Personality.” The boys also gab about “fear of the ball,” “smelly ice,” and guess which Drag Race challenge they each would go home on. Now cool down with a rocket popsicle, cover your ankles from that new breed of mosquitos, and fuel up with some Wheaties (which we may or may not be on the box of by the time this episode airs) as we pole vault on over to France for the 2024 Olympics! And of course don’t forget to drink your milk (American Dairy Association, feel free to sponsor us!) BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Junebugs! Put down your Sharp Objects ‘cause our Miss Thing this week has been American Hustling her way into our Big Eyes ever since she first Enchanted us with her Drop Dead Gorgeous face! That’s right, Julie & Julia’s, by now you have no Doubt guessed it. This week, we’re talking about The Master(ista) herself — AMY friggin’ ADAMS! In this episode, Greg takes a drive down memory lane back to the Uber ride from hell, while Tim sails into choppy waters to recount the time his friend Tara gave the performance of a lifetime and won the acclaimed title of “International Prankster.” The boys also give tips on how to successfully flirt, pitch on what to give someone who gifts you leftover Panda Express, and debate what the proper sitting position for Greg should be on the couch. Other highlights include: Tim falling in love with his neighbor who likes to walk around with a butter knife, Greg praising one of his top three favorite films - Practical Magic (which he has never actually finished), Tim’s tendency to Jingle Jangle, and Greg’s scary encounter with an AI robot that doesn’t seem to compute the concept of necks. They also play “Who is Reese and Who is Nicole,” try to predict what Amy Adams' upcoming movie Nightbitch will be about, and play the iconic new game “Talented or Relying on Red.” Now get ready for the Arrival of the best damn pod to hit your ears this year/century! Th4nk5 4 l1st3ning G3nn1f3r Zs. Night… bitch! BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Break out your finest tuxedos and ball gowns Gennifer Zs because it’s Shen Yun season, baby! But then again, when is it not?! That’s right, this week’s Miss Thing is none other than the most famous billboard star in the world — SHEN YUN! In this deranged episode of the pod, Greg talks about a doomed DIY production of "The Nutcracker" that he starred in and directed in kindergarten while Tim looks back on his first kiss with a future Dallas cheerleader during the world’s most romantic movie “Van Helsing.” The boys also guess which body parts of theirs will be the last to go, Greg recovers from being attacked by a leaf blower, and Tim frantically tries to come up with a gift for Greg’s upcoming birthday. Other highlights include: Greg realizing live on pod that he’s dressed like a Panera Bread employee, Tim doing high kicks over Vanessa Williams’ new hit “Legs (Keep Dancing)”, a unique culinary experience in Boston that gave Greg the blues, and Tim pitching what he thinks will be SJP’s next Golden-Globe winning role. Now raise your Summer Berry Waterloo’s and salute all the Olivia’s in your life who took one for the team by dating closeted gay boys. And if you ever run into Shen Yun’s publicist please tell her we are looking for her specific type of representation. We have a "Death Becomes Her" reboot to write that’s going to save Hollywood! BONK! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gennifer Zs, give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses for we are gonna light your soul aflame with PATRIOTISM! It’s the 4TH OF JULY and what better way to celebrate than to gift you with the most iconic Miss Thing we’ve done yet: Lady Liberty! In this ep, we find out just how far Tim will go to eat chocolate at a white elephant party even if it means seriously injuring himself, and Greg won’t be beating those Armie Hammer doppelgänger allegations anytime soon after delving into his past as “a biter.” The boys also open up about the lawsuit that started this pod, sing their favorite verses from Camila Cabello’s new album, and predict what they think will happen in July. (DISCLAIMER: This was definitely filmed in July and not at all in early June.) Other beautiful moments include: Tim witnessing a 17-year-old woman completely own Michael B. Jordan, Greg chewing on Charli XCX’s masterpiece ‘Brat’ (and chewing on another masterpiece: his own arm), Tim becoming the star of a now-infamous Nest Cam video (Nest Cam, sponsor us!!), Greg’s uncanny resemblance to a plastic bag, and both boys coming out as “anti-cob.” Corn on the cob that is! Now slap on your crowns and make sure your torch is absolutely flaming, queens, ‘cause America, America!? Miss Thing shed her grace on thee! Oh yeah, please send your prayers to Lance Bass for his safe return from space. And if you feel so inclined, send a message to Greg’s close personal friend Jeff Bezos. We have a feeling he might be behind this whole situation... BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s here, there’s nothing we fear, ‘cause you KNOW that the POD will go on and on (forever)! By “she” of course we mean the legend, the icon, the vocal athlete, Miss Thing of the week… Celine Dion!!! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he booked the part of the murderer in the classic John Cusack film “Identity” while Greg pleads his innocence after being falsely accused of putting a cat in the hood of his car. Is that it? Wait… it’s all coming back to us now! There’s the double whammy discovery of Tim’s headgear AND sleepwalking, Greg shares an unexpected karaoke song that is sure to win the straights over, Tim tells the story of when he almost crashed his car when an unwanted guest (with killer legs) appeared on his windshield, and Greg sends love to forever cultural icons Nelly Furtado and “croissant girl with braces” on TikTok! The boys also settle the famous debate: “Which one of us is Barbra and which one of us is Celine?” This episode asks some of the most hard hitting, unanswerable questions of our time like: can you name three Halsey songs? Now pop your headphones in, settle into your KLM Airlines flight (KLM please sponsor us!) and blast some Celine Dion power ballads in your ears. Oh and don’t forget to shout out all the Chrises in your life. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Play, come on, DJ, play this POD because this week’s Miss Thing is quite literally months in the making! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to DANCE AGAIN? ‘Cause we’re throwing a very special “J-LO-lapalooza!” In this ep, Tim bravely admits to networking with a world class scammer who has a love for Chloë Sevigny while Greg soberly comes clean about the time he got completely wasted off an unexpected beverage when his sister was visiting. Other highlights include: Tim single-white-femaling his new idol: Linda from Venice, Greg snubbing his forever idol: Neve Campbell, Tim having his very own meet cute with J Lo, and Greg giving props to one particularly stunning aspect of Kylie Minogue’s live show. The boys also go in on which pop girlies’ hair best represents their own, dive into their inability to nap, perfectly nail Irish accents, and share a moment of genuine awe while spotting a new baby hummingbird. Now Enough is ENOUGH! Grab your hat and cane, get ON THE FLOOR, and raise your Delola cocktail (Delola, we beg you, please sponsor us) as we celebrate the indestructible Jenny from the Block aka LOLA — according to one person that Tim talked to once. BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOT sorry to this man, Gennifer Zs, because this week’s Miss Thing is a Meme, Scream, and Nope QUEEN who quite frankly should be the host and the contestant of every game show… Keke Palmer! In this ep, Tim opens an old wound by recalling a time his podcast co-host sent him to the wrong location and it almost ended his dear life while Greg buzzes about a time he had to re-home a colony of honeybees that took up residence in the walls of his house. Other highlights include: the introduction of a groundbreaking new genre of music called “OCD songs,” a dramatic reading of a 2011 Inside Edition interview with a “psychic detective,” unknowingly walking around in a “thong bodysuit,” and an unusual new approach to gym fashion which can only be described as “institution chic.” The boys also play not one but TWO iconic new games, “Alone or Rent Out the Theater” and “Is This a Mark Wahlberg Movie or Made-Up?” This is a jam-packed roller coaster ride of an episode that bravely asks, can straight people even hear this podcast? Of course, the boys already know the answer to that as this is also a psychic pod now. What will Miss Thing predict next???????? BONK!Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.