Mindless Prattle

Lend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips from unsuspecting roommates. All that and a little more on our journey around the Mindless happenings we had this week.   If you liked this episode be sure to share us with a friend and don't forget to follow us around the web @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for all the latest news and mindless thoughts we have!

If you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to our business ventures and sparkling water all at the low low price of a few minutes of your time.    If you liked what you heard through your ear holes this week, good news! We're here every Sunday with more wacky stories and scenarios. Check out all our previous episodes on MindlessPrattle.com or over on Twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine.

Its mindless thoughts back to back this week as we go through RIpley's thoughts on the moon crashing, the civil war in Russia, the Las Vegas aliens, and the curse of being conscious. This week we take a look at why there was peanut butter in the coffee and the terrifying reality of having a smart house that you really don't control (O.O). The collapse of the modern age may be upon us but that won't stop us from Prattling on with all our thoughts from Frozen to Elijah Woods' wigs.   As always we appreciate your support on all things Mindless. If you want to see more be sure to follow @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for all the wacky announcements and events going on!

From down in the depths of the Amazon to Disney's big screen and all the video games in between. It's chaos on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle as we discuss the intricacies of drying out your Sims the most effective way possible, the making of the second Gollum video game, and the importance of reading labels before you drink random lemonades. Its far from perfect but give your ears the chance to listen in on some Disney rankings this time around from princes to villians. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of MP if we didn't talk about the Brazilian Penis Snake, and the fact that it's not even a snake! Check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Ever thought about which Shrek is best Shrek? Ever wondered what the number one fast food in the U.S. is? How about live action remakes of all your favorite movies? If these are questions you Mindlessly care about, tune in to MP with Jordon and Little Sweet Roll for their adventures of the week. As RIpley always says, "You can't both be dumb", but that's never stopped us before! Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Let your eyes go fuzzy as you gaze upon this weeks episode featuring the highlights from every installation of Alien alongside the every present gaming news from your two favorite hosts. Get out you new credit card offers and rejoice over new tattoos and bug fixes from 2012 in the latest installment of Mindless Prattle! __________________________________________________ Stop by our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Only real Swifities at Houston Night One! Find yourself immersed in the Mindless ramblings of Ripley and Jordon as they go over what happens when you have thousands of screaming fans and teenagers who lose their phones. We got lots of video game news this week from Alchohol in the Assassin's Creed Universe to buying $2000 worth of Destiny cheats. Swing on through and enjoy this weeks showing of Mindless Prattle! __________________________________________________ Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this weeks episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Mindless Prattle brings you the weekly adventures of JDARM this week as they go through gay bars, Wapadds, and the wonderful city of WANGLE. Don't post secret documents on your Minecraft server this week if you don't want to be a prisoner on Mars with only a PS4 and some board games to keep you from going insane. I'll choose option D, all of the above for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! __________________________________________________ Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this weeks episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

Has Discord ended your friendship over a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? Have you scrounged for food on free for all night? Did you read your monthly fill of fairy smut? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have listened to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Kavaki909 returns just in time for Easter as we discuss the reality that is The Bee Movie. You won't want to miss this weeks chaos so grab a pop tart, a hot pocket, and whatever else you've got lying around for your weekly dose of Mindless Prattle! __________________________________________________ Check out more from our friend and special guest Kavaki909 at www.twitch.tv/kavaki909 and twitter.com/KavaKi909 . Be sure to stop by our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this weeks episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!

There's crafting, then there's Minecrafting. Get up in here with your ears and find out what its like to be sued by your dentist, how to reply to spam emails, understanding the feeling of cheating on your favorite soda, and the difficulties of getting past page 11 of your hit new book. But wait there's more! We also have job hopping adventures and the importance of a soup only diet on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!

There's no shortage of farfig or nugen this week on Mindless Prattle as we discuss the importance of knowing whats Swiftie and whats Shakespeare. Follow along this week for us falling in the shower, grabbing an ice cold soda outside the gym, and of course vaping while masturbating.

Its that time of the week where we Prattle on about the time we spent stealing code, watching people throw up out of moving cars, the various levels of getting a ceiling fixed, and as always, the annoyances of people who don't know how to drive.

Are you a fan of walruses, shopping adventures, real time video games, misleading makeup terms, and most of all YODELING?? Stop on by for this weeks adventures thats sure to leave you in our natural state, confusion.

Fun stories aplenty from the shores of the car service center and the hard pumping of syrups flying everywhere (watch out) all the way to the isles of Ripley's cure for blindness. Whatever your fancy we've got the laughs here for you!

Crazy times this week, grab hold as we talk about the exciting adventure of moving, getting locked out of cars and the wonders of customer service experiences. Chipmunk makes her signature appearance and theres a new niece in town as we work through the never ending podcast problems!

This week we get a new family member, listen in to meet Chipmunk! In between the distractions of the new addition join in as we talk about some of our weekly complaints, the invention of hats, Ripley's public bathroom experiences, and a fun selection of would you rather questions! Also check out @GrimCurriculum for a great podcast about crime and creepy stories.

Hop into the new year with Ripley and Jordon as they test out their new software to discuss the Bermuda Triangle solution, the best way to test for water leaks, the cause of their bad luck for the past few weeks (Ripley), and the great joys of traveling during the holidays!

This week we battle the ongoing mic problems that only plague us when its time to record. In between the ups and downs of our technology tune in as we discuss what Christmas injuries we got this year with our gifts, the continuous effort to close Walmart through stealing, the various sniffles that come with the cold weather, and our thoughts on Avatar: The Way of Water!

Get to know a little more about the hosts of Mindless Prattle in this debut episode where the chaos starts off strong. This week we talk about injecting coffee, Starbucks customers and the secret patsy position, the various robot voices of our lives, how getting gas at 3AM works, and random facts for your ears to enjoy.