Mindless Prattle

Do you enjoy thermometers being injected into your anus? What about valuing the gym over your child's comfort? No? Well, if that doesn't do it for you then we also have plenty of space facts and discussions about cool new games coming to a screen near you. If you're still not convinced then maybe you will enjoy the riveting tale of the spy whale. That's your mindless prattle for the week :)If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

The Mexican Siri is here to help your ears digest the latest episode of Mindless Prattle! She goes in depth this week on the aspects of stilts versus spreaders and how to know which one is which. Find out how to paint your Xbox holes. Get an extra soul mate who will defend you from bees at the local pool. Get in love with Fall for the low price of a pumpkin and a printer and always remember, Manatees are greater than dolphins.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hello our mindless brethren! This week we've got a whole bunch of fun for you such as the tiktok censorship algorithm, the insidiousness of AI art, and if Redfall still sucks (it does). Do you care about your gamer score and the whole-ness of numbers? What about the sadness of What Remains of Edith Finch? If you've ever witnessed a woman being terrible to video game characters, please call our hotline. It's staffed exclusively by prison geese. If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hello Mindless Peeps! (TW for this episode: we discuss a case of black children being enslaved by their white adoptive parents. If this is too much for you, please skip this episode and we will see you next week instead.) We are back with another episode of things that will amaze and shock you. Learn about the end of gaming magazines as we know it and why English linguistics hurts the brain. Not so friendly reminder that slavery is bad and wrong and shouldn't exist, but high speed trains definitely should. We'll also explain why charging cables suck so much and much much more! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Is the episode late or are we early for next week? Take all your things and understand what it is to hoard with us as we explore the latest quiz we didn't want to know the answers to. There's dumpster trucks full of snacks and a mild Halloween in Japan just waiting for more souls to cling onto but don't you fret none because there's a microtransaction right behind it to fuel our galactic overlords pockets! And if that wasn't enough there's also this episode of Mindless Prattle that you can have all to yourself!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and let us know if you like the show! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Do you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de la creme of this week is Jordon's reasoning for why hurricane names just aren't scary enough.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Be perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying... Oh right, its episode 74 of Mindless Prattle as we boldly go into July during this the year of oh my gosh why is it so hot its only eight in the morning please let me back inside!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have.(side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages. When editing this episode, Ripley did some research and decided to add this correction. :) )If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Hold off on second puberty for a bit cause it's time for more Mindless Prattle in your not so innocent ears. Shout out to the Chaplains for their input on the implementation of last rites and when not to use them! This week we dug up some old news and compared movies to their better book counterparts, had some mint with some lamb, registered a ship in Nassau, discussed why new hobbies are terrifying, and sang about how easy it is to break a cold brew machine.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Ever a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless stories for you and the pee hands on another incredible installment of Mindless Prattle!!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Its all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more this week so ready your ears and buckle in for another great episode.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Ready your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Open your ears for all the cat-walking and rap-gossipping you can hear on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Ripley wins at VR and Jordon subscribes to email spam because he's too quick and doesn't read. Have you watched an Issekai anime and wondered what it would be like in real life? Did you know apparently ambulances are held together by zip-ties? There's some video game drama brewing in the world and Jordon discusses his #1 ex-girlfriend. There's all that and more that you probably didn't know you wanted to hear, but now you do!  If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures

Get the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stops then neither do our sentences... Except maybe that last one and this one that we've made an exception for at Ripley's request.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started.

Its all pain all the time on this weekly installment of Mindless Prattle! Join us as we discuss what it's like to start a new dental treatment plan that Ripley definitely maybe sorta told me about ahead of time and then gloated about it. Either way its gonna be a doozy of a week for the eating club!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Dive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away from a car accident, the intricacies and hardships of writing a bestselling novel, and a quick reminder to not have run on sentences in your descriptions. Sounds like a good recipe for a new episode of Mindless Prattle so stay tuned for all of the above to be thrust at you in a fashion some would consider to be organized chaos!     If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

It is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect the story to make sense), we narrowly avoided having spoilers for Dune Part II and we did the conversation in Spanish at a local gas station and if all that is not good enough for Mindless Prattle, we also have math.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't let your migraines damage your movie continuity too much this week as we have a whole nugget filled adventure in store for you! Get your sugar parents wallet out, sit back, and go on a shopping spree with your favorite Mindless crew Prattling on in your ear. We even make dinosaur sounds. If your hair stylist ever asks for lunch recommendations remember, all the Pringles' cans are the same! Whether its for a school project or just to pass the time, this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle will leave you wondering just how big is dragon? If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Is that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of possibly losing the one you love to another man of greater prestige within the noble ranks. Don't let the city lights of another planet stop you from stopping on by and giving a listen to your weekly dose of Mindless Prattle!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stories and you've got yourself this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Wriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume before you go for a haircut and as always, don't forget to charge your cats GPS before it goes out so it doesn't get lost!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We hope you enjoyed that week off because Mindless Prattle is back with another episode that ranges from vaping with bees and not watching the new season of Halo in favor of the new season of Bridgerton to adopting a cat and getting trampled by elephants. Bring back your favorite extinct animals and buckle up as we use our announcer voices on the latest episode of Mindless Prattle!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Ever been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the imagination of most ages!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the sky and just as a reminder, birds. Make all your decisions through staring contests this year and always as we dive into another exciting season of Mindless Prattle!!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

It's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow traditional game scale. A special shoutout to GondorsFinestHufflepuff for publishing a fan fic for Sleep Token which you can find here: Abyssal Reverie. And lastly, it's always good to remember, you can't spell homeowner without Meow! Happy Holidays from our Mindless House to yours!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Its the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 2024. In the meantime, enjoy this hodgepodge of talkings to about the wild world of French cults and the newest laws about porn!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Theres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out there!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

It's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness and joy to all the beloved Prattlers.    If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

The Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's episode a little bit short but that doesn't stop the thoughts from flowing freely from their word jumblers straight toy our ears!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more incredible tales of animals adapting to frighten your ears!    If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from having a good time. Get your clumps and your tufts together for the grand showing of the not so out of the ordinary episode featuring a Ripley that's desperately trying to stave off sleep deprivation after an entire day of adulting and a Jordon that's still trying to pick up what's left of the rice!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Ever been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your friendly neighborhood Mindless Prattle and we're here to bring you relatable stories that may or may not be mentioned above! Don't breakup with your partner in Starbucks just yet, take a listen to this week's episode first to get inspiration on how it's properly done but maybe don't do it like the staircase guy...   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much about because the Earl is from London! Whether it's a baby spider or a baby with a new cup, Mindless Prattle has what your ears need this week.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites like movies that weren't actually children's movies, you just watched them because they're animated. All that and more and it's not even Halloween yet!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Whether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with your friends as long as you don't spill the mashed potatoes you just bought causing you to eat four helpings and ignoring your leftover chinese food. Whatever flavors you're into we probably have some of them!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Don't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days and number 2's. Don't miss out on this weeks episode and be sure to bring along your pumpkin bread for the ride!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Theres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and all the annoying things that Ripley and Jordon do to each other. Whether you're Leo rising and a Cancer moon or whatever the exact opposite of that happens to be, we've got Prattles for all ages on this week’s episode of Mindless Prattle!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at them aliens from Mexico with us as we learn how to form opinions without absolute certainty. We contribute just the right amount toward the destruction of humanity this week so be sure to listen in on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Get out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visited the gas station at 4 am so you didn't have to but that doesn't mean we can't talk about the emotions of Ripley's favorite show! Wherever you listen you're sure to have a good time with, D. All of the above on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

Stuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless people got personal with some late night stand up comedians, but neither were chosen over the $7000 dog.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick  and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to listen to this week we wouldn't blame you if you listened to it twice!   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

If you're ever sending emails buck nekkid and still end up late to your job don't worry about if you've got a vape or a cigarette, all that matters is if you're the main character or an NPC. Take up your soup or your chowder and relax for this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we animatedly go over the proper way to let out your anger, how to faint at a ceremony, and why filing cabinets come with upside down stickers on them.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joining in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

We've busted out the big guns in this one bruh. Theres new games to explore and movies to watch. Dive in deep as Ripley and Jordon discuss some movies from the past few weeks, the problem with Australian camels, the ever famous shoebill stork, and of course, Ripley's progress on her journey to becoming a famous author. If you're looking for the best shoebill stork impersonations then stroll on by for a sound you'll never forget.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to sahre with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joinging in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

You bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers.  The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" Take out your best internet plan and saddle up with your best fish accent as we go through some sad video games with good messages and discuss the Sun "Bears" in China.   If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to sahre with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and services with everything you'll need to get your podcast journey started. Thank you for joinging in and be sure to check out kick.com/ripleyshaine for more mindless adventures.

The reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average height to go around, we've even got tales of donkeys and the never ending mystery of how some people passed their driver's license test.    For all the brain tickles and mindless prattles you need in your daily life, head on over to mindlessprattle.com for your one stop shop. For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine. 

Call the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless episode of MP! Embrace your inner cannibal and find hope within the arms of your favorite podcast this week as we go through all the top stories from Cocaine Sharks and the disappearances of people near cave systems to the scariness of the modern roadrunner both Lesser and Greater.   And if all that doesn't sound interesting to you, not to fear, we have many more episodes of madness to choose from! For all the latest news and extra tidbits from the show be sure to check us out @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine or over at kick.com/ripleyshaine. 

My name's Ripley, I'm still waiting on my Swift vinyl to show up, and welcome to another episode of Mindless Prattle. The show where happy stories get thrown out the window and madness lives in all the random topic seeds we grow here. This week Jordon gets his rocks off to a bunch of history theories, are they conspiracies? Good question. Put down your Chat GPT and lend us your named characters the thrill of the Mindless adventures we like to share with everyone who'll listen.   If you liked this episode, check us out at mindlessprattle.com and on the other socials @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine. We get streams, video games, and all the fun moments from the show to share with you!