Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

<p>Paul knows how to drink in a basement. Matt doesn't know how to drink on the 1st floor. Jacob takes in several shows, but will any of them unleash his next rant? To Kill A Mockingbird gets a modern rewrite, but could it be even better? Paul updates us on the latest D&D controversies. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul's home care steps it up a notch. The boys break down the possible WWE sale. Big Sexy (Big Sexy: Digital Nomad Podcast) stops by with some farewell gifts. Criss Angel stops by the David Blaine show- what could possibly go wrong. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul Mattingly adds another dog to his K9 Empire. Matt interviews Prince Harry. Jacob finds a new and indisputable way to confirm he is old. Finally, who is Big Lou and what does he do. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Amazing comedian, Jozalyn Sharp stops by the churn to talk about possible cruise ship gigs, the swinging singles scene of shitty NJ bars, growing up in Fallon, Nevada and so so much more. We had a blast hanging out with her. Plus scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt goes to real doctor. Paul goes to an actual gym. Jacob knows someone who got jacked up on Wipeout. Scoop mail and the tale of the Stolen Goose. Jock Vs. Nerd Price is Skrite trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Side Hustle's hilarious co-host, Chelsea Phillips-Reid (@chelseaphillipsreid) in churn! Chelsea let's us know how well she handles dangerous situations at work on both land and sea! Recently, she put out a hilarious music video, handled multiple roles in multiple weddings, and may or may not have a tramp stamp. Plus, Paul gives us the recipe for toe soup. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul shows off his beatbox skills, but will he make a great Speaker of the House? Matt attends the wedding of the century, but did he family represent? Sure, Jacob is superior genetically to all of humanity, but does he brush his hair? Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Mourning Murders and Weed DND's, Brenna Folger sits in for sickly and sidelined Matt and discusses life as a burlesque artist. Then they tackle some reddit topics and who missed the boat on boy bands. They even squeeze in a little Vegas Parking & Weather. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt is playing checkers, Jacob is playing chess when if comes to paid vacation days. Vegas parking and weather, "Where the hell is Bally's?" edition. The boys got some great gifts this Christmas. Scoop mail and price is skrite/family feud Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>With America's Favorite (retired) Public Defender in the churn, the boys tackle the hottest trial in the nation. Jacob has an earth shaking birthday celebration. And a frightened Paul endured his first bomb cyclone of his Pittsburgh life. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul watches Black Adam and has a few thoughts. Matt books a "fat guy in a little coat" commercial role. Plus, you have to listen until the very end, but Jacob was an eye witness to the strangest play in NFL history. Married Scoop stops by and delivers some physical scoop mail. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Harrison Greenbaum checks in with an update after settling into Vegas and Vegas audiences a bit. Big Sexy stops by with some physical scoop mail. Matt has a coffee fail on the way to work. Vegas Parking and Weather presents a repeat offender story. Scoop, Avin teams up with Matt for Scoopardy in Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia. Scoop mail and more!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Boys are back on Twitch! The boys breakdown the secret to successful topless shows in Las Vegas. Matt took his children to NYC. Jacob encounters an issue or two at a couple of Vegas hot spots. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt makes a new friend in Mia or is it Isabella? The boys measure their junk... mail numbers. Does anyone eat a goddamn goose for dinner anymore? We get a "he did what?!" scoopmail and play jock vs nerd scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>With David Smith in the house aka Scoop Dave-ille in the house, we wish Paul a happy birthday (at the time of this recording last week). Matt's kids are still Rick Rolling motherfuckers. The boys address the dangers of scanning random QR codes. Jacob finally addresses his bacon preferences. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt and Jacob take in Las Vegas's latest entertainment offering. Paul know Michael Caine is the greatest narrator of all time. Matt's youngest wants to make a huge sacrifice for the household this christmas. Jacob's neighbor uses old Vegas methods to solve a new Vegas problem. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Side Hustle's Sarah Lowe in churn to discuss her many jobs and expose the real reason Paul left Las Vegas. Paul divulges a forgotten side hustle from his time with a pick up artist coven. Sarah has an unexpected visitor at Absinthe. Also, we update listeners on the latest thing to make Paul cry. Scoop mail: Community Bulletin addition. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Brought to you by Wasp Newtons! Paul recaps his Thanksgiving. Matt takes his son to Wakanda Forever. Jacob makes an amazing Turkey. Paul knows the wings of bat like few others do. Scoop Mail and Jock. Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p> <p>Note: At the time of this recording, our Episode 1000 hadn't sold out yet. It is sold out now. Please get on the waiting list if you were planning to buy a ticket but didn't get to, <a href="http://heyscoops.com/waitlist">heyscoops.com/waitlist</a></p> <p>Note 2: The best savings and sales of the year are happening at <a href="http://heyscoops.com/shop">heyscoops.com/shop</a> thru Monday. All orders placed by Wednesday have guaranteed shipping for before Christmas.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Hope this helps the people stuck traveling today.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Saxguy Jimmie D, Bat Scoop and the employable Sarah Boyle stop by the Churn. Jacob has an old friend and a new friend stop by Absinthe. Matt announces the FoolersLive.com tour. Episode 1000 is 5/9ths sold. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Episode 1000 is happening in Pittsburgh on Saturday April 29th, 2023. Details at heyscoops.com/episode1000. Paul and his wife meet a new friend when they go out to dinner. Matt attends a wedding but creates another event entirely. Jacob one ups Matt by attending an even fancier wedding in another country. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>What's the difference between a Horse Lady and a Junk Woman? Only Johnstown knows. Jacob is neck deep in Salmon. Matt has a tale from the gym. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Congressional Dish host, Jen Briney lets us know how much Congress and High School have in common. Px3 host Justin Robert Young get surprised by Matt and Jacob's opinions in nuclear waste in Nevada. Plus, how many people know enough about the movie Milo & Otis? Oh, and scoopmail features both the best and the worst poems we've ever received. Neither can be missed! Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia also a gem.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>"We're Not Wrong" Podcast cohosts, Justin Young and Jen Briney pop into the Churn (along with scoop, LA Jay). Everyone clears up the difference of Van Life vs. Homelessness and edging vs. gooning. We also take a shallow dive into the current state of San Francisco and whether nose picking can give you Alzheimer's disease. You are going to learn a lot today. Plus Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Jacob tools around in Louisiana. Paul takes in Halloween by sea! Matt performs Tricks with his treats. Plus, the boys react to news that Battle Bots is running in Las Vegas full time! Scoop Mail, Jock Vs. Nerd trivia battle and Patreon Limericks!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>It's our annual Halloween episode where you never know who's going to stop by. One guest for sure is the very real RJ Owens. Matt recalls his days as Funky Buttons the Hip Hop Clown. Paul hosts a costume contest that you can still enter now! Jacob witnesses Criss Angel's new tv show- the horror! Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p> <p> </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>We have a blast talking to long time friend, first time guest, and 2 Characters and A Clown podcast cohost, Johnny Miles in churn! We talk about his performances in Mystere, La Reve, and even old school cult Las Vegas hi- The 12:30 Clown Show. Plus, clown life or podcast life: which one leads to free booze? Listener Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The last thing Matt expected to happen at his kid's soccer practice, was meeting his nemesis. Paul brings a major fishing scandal to our attention. Also, Is Gisele Bundchen a witch? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>NOTE: We recorded this episode before news broke of James Corden being banned from a restaurant because of numerous stories of him being a total dick to food servers. We actually mostly discuss David Blaine's appearance on Corden's show and whether or not what he's doing counts as a residency. Matt sees an actual residency in action. Sarah Boyle quits her job and comes the churn like a real champ. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>It's spooky movie season and each churnman tells tales of their favorite Halloween flick. Matt attends a few parent teacher conferences. Jacob legs are sore for a very good reason. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul Mattingly, master of hygiene, breaks it down for flossing, bed making, and straight up pillow talk. Plus, we have breaking news regarding He Man. Scoop Mail with more poetry and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The boys revisit Alf. Smitty in churn with friends is celebrating a big birthday. Matt and RJ take a very exclusive tour. The boys all offer up their own brothel themes. Scoop Mail and a very special Jock Vs Nerd trivia Scoopardy.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Big Sexy (bigsexynomad.com) stops by the churn to say good bye to America. Jacob sees one of Vegas's hot new shows. Matt takes an unexpected road trip. Paul has more thoughts on Garbage Cans. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Gifted clown and man about town, Alec Jones-Trujillo pops by the churn. We talk about his new show "Old God", profiting from drinking booze, and watching the craziest film ever made. Plus, find out who is The Vindaloo Vaccuum! We also get more poetry from scoops in Scoop Mail and play Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy trivia.Ticket link for Alec's show <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/old-god-vol-2-tickets-367249833137">https://www.eventbrite.com/e/old-god-vol-2-tickets-367249833137</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Boys talk glass facts past and present. Paul talks museum smack from tawny pinkies out Pittsburgh. Jacob finally figures out who his favorite band is. Scoop mail and jock vs. nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>After a brief attack at the Churn, we forge on and Paul tries a weird soda. Matt has an unpleasant experience at a new Bagel place and then has an unpleasant experience outside a bagel place. Paul cleans up his laundry room and Matt teaches a corporate improv workshop for Carpenter's Union. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Legendary rock guitarist Todd Kerns from Raiding The Rock Vault talks about life as a rocker, playing is Slash's band, and what a Canadian Grammy is. Plus, the guys realize the podcast is underachieving in one way they never though of before. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd- Price is Skrite!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul has a very important pioneering science update for the world. Matt has a popping good time playing Pickle Ball. Jacob is hip to aging like a badass. Scoop Mail with a cold case for the ages. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul Mattingly is here the the Steelers updates from Sunday you asked for and needed Thursday morning! Matt has a day at the beach. Jacob takes in a Texas highschool football game. Salt Pork! -Let's buy some art from Scooperoni Balsalmic at <a href="http://mmm.page/Scooperoni1">mmm.page/Scooperoni1</a>. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Bleach's Phil Kotler in churn and Murray Sawchuck's dressing room has a mystery jerk off. Coincedence? Yes. Phil talks all thing Square Bar especially as a future home of Heidi Klum dates. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul brings us up to speed on a viral reddit thread. Matt gets offered a weird job. Jacob watches the new Lord of the Rings. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt's teeth issues face him at home. The Eltzroths are teed up for one very fancy meal. Paul plays gotcha journalism with Matt after listening to the latest PSS. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p> <p>PLEASE NOTE:</p> <p>1) Matt gets the name of a Tom Waits album wrong in this episode. He says "The Black Album" and not "The Black Rider". Tom Waits is not Jay Z.</p> <p>2) Officially, ICS does not endorse getting in touch with Michael Eltzroth for abortion advice.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The boys solve a major family issue for the Eltzroths. Paul ads yet another toilet improvement to his genius resume. Matt and Jacob both have friends in a movie and that is bad news. Then everyone gives an update on their pets. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Salty Nerd's Jude Juju stops by the churn. We discuss the art of the James Mangold insult, exchange nerd bonafides and pronunciations of that word, and we admit to Jason Mamoa's effect on tequila intake. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p> <p>Plus Matt makes a big announcement about playing The Vogel in Red Bank, NJ!</p> <p>Events page. <a href="https://thebasie.org/venue/the-vogel/?fbclid=IwAR3Mu5gWN8s4ayXMWc1HdXkM7aCcgcNRVOEPk8Si54By2Gj-9HExnP8eZ9o">https://thebasie.org/venue/the-vogel/</a> </p> <p>Ticket link: <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D005D12CF3E5552?fbclid=IwAR3Mu5gWN8s4ayXMWc1HdXkM7aCcgcNRVOEPk8Si54By2Gj-9HExnP8eZ9o">https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1D005D12CF3E5552</a></p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Scoops will recognize Nicole as one of the 3 hosts of The Morning Murders podcast. Matt fills Paul in on the hot dog straw incident. Everyone exchanges Bugsy Segal facts and Paul introduces the "Blooming Challenge". Jock vs Nerd Scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Sarah Hester Ross pops into the churn before she heads out on her tour. She educates the boys on a very odd Helen Keller Tik Tok trend and even get a little deep about being a modern artist/comedian/musician. Plus, old school scoop Saman JJ sits in churn as well. Update on Malcolm Gladwell, still an asshole. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Go Fact Yourself host, fellow improviser, J. Keith Van Stratten calls in to plug his Live Las Vegas Game show event/charity fundraiser. Paul is still upset about his hometown stadium, or is he? Matt's second week of training maintains embarrassment. Jacob offers solutions for school pick up. Matt has a rollerskating adventure. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd trivia.</p> <p>More From J. Keith:</p> <p>J. Keith van Straaten will be in Las Vegas on Sunday, August 21 with two back-to-back live tapings of his game show podcast, "Go Fact Yourself" that he hosts with comedian Helen Hong of NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me." </p> <p> "Go Fact Yourself" is a trivia game show where celebrities compete to answer questions in topics they choose for themselves and then are surprised with the appearance of an expert in that topic. Past guests include everyone from Drew Carey to Senator Barbara Boxer to DJ Jazzy Jeff.</p> <p>The shows in Vegas are part of a Game Show Boot Camp and will feature Jeopardy champions James Holzhauer and Amy Schneider, plus stars of "The Chase" game show, Victoria Gross and Brandon Blackwell. It's all a charity fundraiser for Project 150, which provides FREE basic necessities to homeless, displaced, and disadvantaged high school students in Nevada and 100% of the ticket price is tax-deductible.</p> <p>That's "Go Fact Yourself" on Sunday, August 21st at 3 & 5pm. It'll be live on stage at the Hampton Inn Tropicana. You can go to <a href="http://gofactyourpod.com/vegas?fbclid=IwAR1nsLthLjtdZgHf-h5ToIEjJ5nFzlovi4_Fz2S3LoHL62vRjAv7EYClYK0">gofactyourpod.com/vegas</a> for information and tickets.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt remembers handing Olivia Newton John the stickiest microphone in the world. Paul explains the scientific break through of Pig Juice. The boys finally address the jism jar story from Reddit. Justin meets your typical voters at bars and typical voters get weird. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Dominoes closes up shop in Italy. Matt almost tries to kinda get in shape. It goes poorly. Paul caves on his travel principles. Paul and Jacob see the revamped Opium show. Matt has a philosophy question for the boys and you can chime in too! Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoopmail.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt has a pop quiz for scoops in the churn. "LaSalsa Is a Bitch" surprises Matt on Twitter. A scoop has a shitty coworker story. Jacob has excellent taste. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>