Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

<p><span data-offset-key="auo1j-0-0"><span data-text="true">This bank episode needed to be released before Episode 1000, because of a scoopmail from this episode gets a follow up in the next episode. This was recorded right after The Bucket Show when Paul was in town. Strip clubs, Fart jokes, and someone's never had Fish & Chips. Important scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Matt and Jacob recall their 8 hour ordeal in a Pittsburgh airport. Paul is a hard pant abolitionist. Matt and Jacob talk about The Elton Magic Hockey suite for the Vegas Golden Knights. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="4c840-0-0"><span data-text="true">Foolers tour mate, magician Alex Ramon (@alexramon) in churn. Alex dishes on tour with Disney and then Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, Greatest Show on Earth, and then finally opening his own show in South Lake Tahoe. We teach him what a muffler is. Alex busts Matt for being nervous about their first show together. Then Alex figures out its a bad idea to do a freezing cold water tank escape. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd.</span></span></p>

<p>Paul has a few epic nerd updates about Magic The Gathering and Nintendo. Jacob takes over Paul's shaggy dog roles for a moment. Matt takes his kids to see Super Mario. Scoop mail, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>With Grae Whittaker in churn, the boys address why their pets are shitty beings. Matt's kids get into Battle Bots. Grae and Jacob his up Rock Vault in it's new fancy venue. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Jacob has literally tons of problems getting stoned. Paul wraps his head around cutting edge Tupperware science. Matt remembers when wearing tight white pants made him the most money. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>It's Matt's birthday! He celebrated by stabbing Jacob in the back. Then he is educated by his 7 year old child. Plus, the boys debate a new policy by a group of coffee shops. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="79jod-0-0"><span data-text="true">Charting on Billbaord comes with unintended consequences. Paul gets fucked with by medical professionals. Matt gets a little culture into the lives of the local youth with a Shakespeare outing. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<div data-contents="true"> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="b6tms" data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"><span data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"><span data-text="true">Comedian, Lindsay Glazer talks up her new special "Thanks, Dad." She also talks about the first and only time she got arrested, whether her dad worked with the mob and when it was time to stop being a lawyer in Florida and start being a comedian. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd trivia scoopardy..</span></span></div> </div> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="b6tms" data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"><span data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"><span data-text="true">LINKS: </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="http://www.lindsayglazer.com/"><span data-offset-key="bff65-1-0"><span data-text="true">lindsayglazer.com</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-2-0"><span data-text="true">. </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="https://www.instagram.com/lindsayglazercomedy/"><span data-offset-key="bff65-3-0"><span data-text="true">Instagram</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-4-0"><span data-text="true">: @lindsayglazercomedy. </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="https://twitter.com/lindsayglazer?lang=en"><span data-offset-key="bff65-5-0"><span data-text="true">Twitter</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-6-0"><span data-text="true">: @LindsayGlazer.</span></span></div> </div> </div>

<p><span data-offset-key="9e4ka-0-0"><span data-text="true">It's the first churn recording since the launch of the Hey Scoops album and it's still #1 in America. Matt also auditioned for America's Got Talent last week. Afterwards he got a call from Brian Brushwood</span></span><span data-offset-key="9e4ka-0-0"><span data-text="true">. Matt ends up sharing some fun behind the scenes stories working with Penn & Teller. Brogan, Wayne and Kez are wrapping up their time in Vegas and share some of their highlights. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Recorded at Brushwood's Compound as the last event of Founders Day. ICS and Great Night Co Host an very silly episode. Skull was played. Trophies were given out. Matt gets a new nickname. Paul creates an instant hit. All on the same day, we put out our new album. </p>

<div data-contents="true"> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="1r795" data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"><span data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"><span data-text="true">NOTE: This was recorded before we released the #1 Comedy Album in the US! Please search iTunes or Amazon for the "Hey Scoops" comedy album if you haven't already. If we hold all week- we will chart on Billboard as the #1 Comedy Album. </span></span></div> </div> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="1r795" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"> </div> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"><span data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"><span data-text="true">Elkton Magic Scoop stops by the churn. The boys take a moment to advocate for mental health! Matt goes all Karen at his local grocery store. Jacob is a sky rager. Scoop mail and Jock. Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></div> </div> </div>

<p><span data-offset-key="9tp2j-0-0"><span data-text="true">Pizza Con brings a new scoop into the churn, Alex and his pizza dreams! Paul eats fresh cereal. Jacob meets a new friend watching a band. Paul has a TSA take he needs to get off his chest. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="8i01m-0-0"><span data-text="true">"Hey Buddy, Nice Podcast" and "The Who Scoops" podcast hosts, Wayne, Brogan and Chris hang in churn. Jacob is overworked and under recovered. The NY Times movie critic is stepping down, but maybe not for good reasons. Wayne's art is heading for a land fill. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="b87ga-0-0"><span data-text="true">TheSweetSpottv.com's Kasey Wilson stops by to tell us what terrifies her and let's us know about episode 2 of her hilarious web series. Spadoni also pops in to reveal unknown, salacious details about the upcoming comedy album and his mom. With Brogan, Wayne, Kezia, and Chris in studio, Paul unleashes his Dirty Daddy character/vortex. Apple's algorithm swing in misses on his wife's ipad. And a many life lined Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd Trivia game is played. </span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="nrq1-0-0"><span data-text="true">Johnny "Kats" Katsilometes is the Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment reporter extraordinaire. We quiz him on the viability of a "Who's The Boss" Musical starring Tony Danza vs. a proper staging of "Chapeau". He discusses historical game changer like Celine, Britney, and The Golden Knights. He even drops some intel on who doesn't want the Oakland A's to move here. Find out if he only lets celebrity impersonators cut his luscious hair. Plus, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="90gr1-0-0"><span data-text="true">We answer the questions that matter: What is exactly is "conquistador position"? When is the right time to stop calling your boyfriend "Poppy"? Also, Paul's dog has worms, Matt is home from the magic castle and brings his family to see two characters and a clown in Mystere. Sarah Boyle brings some physical scoop mail. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="5vrgu-0-0"><span data-text="true">The guys experience crazy technical problems and basically pull off the episode with cans and string. So it was a great time to announce that they are (FINALLY) going to release a comedy album! Plus, Paul drastically changes his sleep schedule. Matt is playing the magic castle in LA. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="fvij3-0-0"><span data-text="true">Matt is back at the Magic Castle. Jacob gets his roof cleared. Paul reflects on comic collection. Scoop mail, and jock vs nerd trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Jacob and Matt recall their first acting roles in grade school and discuss why no one should run a grade school talent show. Paul and the boys debate what is the best song for one of Matt's routines. Brian Brushwood calls in with exciting news. Peppermint Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Will Matt be replaced by AI this August? Paul has recorded his Black Adam solo podcast for the patreon backers. Jacob will and will not for bachelor parties may surprise you. Fire Monkey Scoop found a unique community when she moved back to Las Vegas. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia: Price is Skrite.</p>

<p>Last In Line's lead singer, Andrew Freeman discusses their new album, his public mouth kisses, and how to use karaoke for good. Psychic Scoop Mail, and Jock vs. Nerd trivia, scoopardy</p>

<p>Enough time has passed to speak openly of Valentine's Day and the Superbowl. Matt steals a hair brush. Paul has his M3gan moment. Someone else makes Scoopardy all about Jacob. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Paul runs into unexpected circumstances trying to get a hair cut. Jacob's is a Sam's Club rule breaker. Matt has health care issue with his son. (*Note, this was recorded before Matt's tour and the situation in now fully resolved). Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p>

<p>Sarah Hester Ross in churn! She has a new song and video out to celebrate the true meaning of Valentine's Day, "Vibrators Are A Girl's Best Friend". Matt skips a teachable moment with his kids. Sarah poses a very important question about our butt holes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Melody Sweets, star of sweetsspottv.com along with director, Anais Thomassian and producer/costumer Miss Tickle stop by the churn to talk about their deliciously bizarre and hilarious new web series. They discuss Matt's butt cleavage, whether Paul is allowed to like puns, and value of a cake bong. Plus, scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy trivia. NOTE: If the audio isn't synced properly, delete and re-download. The original file was flawed and replaced.</p>

<p>Some of listeners might be stuck going to a Super Bowl party when they don't like sports. So we've got you covered. Mitzula aka Mitsy has all the weird bets you can make and what bizarre things to watch out for this Sunday. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>With Ryer and The Eltzroths in studio, the boys explore how to take your pets shopping. Matt took a freestyle rap workshop. Paul schools us on Star Trek seasons. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p>

<p>Expert on pumps and dumps, scoop Jason Horcasitas in churn. Matt feels betrayal of another scoop. Paul gives his superbowl pick. Jacon watches a 2 year old at the Wynn. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>VegasMythsBusted.com's Corey Levitan joins us for a fascinating Las Vegas interview. Matt is making unquestioned, questionable fashion choices. Jacob's mom takes up a new hobby, but is she wearing the Nike of France when she does it? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul knows how to drink in a basement. Matt doesn't know how to drink on the 1st floor. Jacob takes in several shows, but will any of them unleash his next rant? To Kill A Mockingbird gets a modern rewrite, but could it be even better? Paul updates us on the latest D&D controversies. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul's home care steps it up a notch. The boys break down the possible WWE sale. Big Sexy (Big Sexy: Digital Nomad Podcast) stops by with some farewell gifts. Criss Angel stops by the David Blaine show- what could possibly go wrong. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul Mattingly adds another dog to his K9 Empire. Matt interviews Prince Harry. Jacob finds a new and indisputable way to confirm he is old. Finally, who is Big Lou and what does he do. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Amazing comedian, Jozalyn Sharp stops by the churn to talk about possible cruise ship gigs, the swinging singles scene of shitty NJ bars, growing up in Fallon, Nevada and so so much more. We had a blast hanging out with her. Plus scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt goes to real doctor. Paul goes to an actual gym. Jacob knows someone who got jacked up on Wipeout. Scoop mail and the tale of the Stolen Goose. Jock Vs. Nerd Price is Skrite trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Side Hustle's hilarious co-host, Chelsea Phillips-Reid (@chelseaphillipsreid) in churn! Chelsea let's us know how well she handles dangerous situations at work on both land and sea! Recently, she put out a hilarious music video, handled multiple roles in multiple weddings, and may or may not have a tramp stamp. Plus, Paul gives us the recipe for toe soup. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul shows off his beatbox skills, but will he make a great Speaker of the House? Matt attends the wedding of the century, but did he family represent? Sure, Jacob is superior genetically to all of humanity, but does he brush his hair? Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Mourning Murders and Weed DND's, Brenna Folger sits in for sickly and sidelined Matt and discusses life as a burlesque artist. Then they tackle some reddit topics and who missed the boat on boy bands. They even squeeze in a little Vegas Parking & Weather. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt is playing checkers, Jacob is playing chess when if comes to paid vacation days. Vegas parking and weather, "Where the hell is Bally's?" edition. The boys got some great gifts this Christmas. Scoop mail and price is skrite/family feud Jock Vs. Nerd.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>With America's Favorite (retired) Public Defender in the churn, the boys tackle the hottest trial in the nation. Jacob has an earth shaking birthday celebration. And a frightened Paul endured his first bomb cyclone of his Pittsburgh life. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Paul watches Black Adam and has a few thoughts. Matt books a "fat guy in a little coat" commercial role. Plus, you have to listen until the very end, but Jacob was an eye witness to the strangest play in NFL history. Married Scoop stops by and delivers some physical scoop mail. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Harrison Greenbaum checks in with an update after settling into Vegas and Vegas audiences a bit. Big Sexy stops by with some physical scoop mail. Matt has a coffee fail on the way to work. Vegas Parking and Weather presents a repeat offender story. Scoop, Avin teams up with Matt for Scoopardy in Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia. Scoop mail and more!</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Boys are back on Twitch! The boys breakdown the secret to successful topless shows in Las Vegas. Matt took his children to NYC. Jacob encounters an issue or two at a couple of Vegas hot spots. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt makes a new friend in Mia or is it Isabella? The boys measure their junk... mail numbers. Does anyone eat a goddamn goose for dinner anymore? We get a "he did what?!" scoopmail and play jock vs nerd scoopardy trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>With David Smith in the house aka Scoop Dave-ille in the house, we wish Paul a happy birthday (at the time of this recording last week). Matt's kids are still Rick Rolling motherfuckers. The boys address the dangers of scanning random QR codes. Jacob finally addresses his bacon preferences. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Matt and Jacob take in Las Vegas's latest entertainment offering. Paul know Michael Caine is the greatest narrator of all time. Matt's youngest wants to make a huge sacrifice for the household this christmas. Jacob's neighbor uses old Vegas methods to solve a new Vegas problem. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>The Side Hustle's Sarah Lowe in churn to discuss her many jobs and expose the real reason Paul left Las Vegas. Paul divulges a forgotten side hustle from his time with a pick up artist coven. Sarah has an unexpected visitor at Absinthe. Also, we update listeners on the latest thing to make Paul cry. Scoop mail: Community Bulletin addition. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Brought to you by Wasp Newtons! Paul recaps his Thanksgiving. Matt takes his son to Wakanda Forever. Jacob makes an amazing Turkey. Paul knows the wings of bat like few others do. Scoop Mail and Jock. Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p> <p>Note: At the time of this recording, our Episode 1000 hadn't sold out yet. It is sold out now. Please get on the waiting list if you were planning to buy a ticket but didn't get to, <a href="http://heyscoops.com/waitlist">heyscoops.com/waitlist</a></p> <p>Note 2: The best savings and sales of the year are happening at <a href="http://heyscoops.com/shop">heyscoops.com/shop</a> thru Monday. All orders placed by Wednesday have guaranteed shipping for before Christmas.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Hope this helps the people stuck traveling today.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Saxguy Jimmie D, Bat Scoop and the employable Sarah Boyle stop by the Churn. Jacob has an old friend and a new friend stop by Absinthe. Matt announces the FoolersLive.com tour. Episode 1000 is 5/9ths sold. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>