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<p>That time Pubic Lice saved the day! Christine and Brock in churn! Matt fills in for Mac, but "is he funny"? Jacob helps put on a circus for children. Paul is withing range for a new hip. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Matt's kids discover a cursing loopole. Matt encounters an oddball Uber driver. Jacob tells us which Texas town to avoid forever. Paul discovers a rare Belushi gem. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Matt attempts to go to South Lake Tahoe. Paul attempts to go home. Jacob has someone from his past hit him up for Absinthe tickets. Vegas Parking and Weather: Should Nevada expand legal sex work? Game changing Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p> <p>Note: Matt's audio is a little blown out at the top but he fixes his level about 5 minutes in.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="2dvat-0-0"><span data-text="true">It's the end of our four part, Fool Us, Defcon, Magic Live crazy recording schedule and we can't let Brian Brushwood go without getting real with him. Gabriella Lester talking about discovering Brian at 11 years old. Spadoni drops in to announce his Milk Leg show. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Justin Young and Brian Brushwood brings a special guest of their own into a studio filled with scoops. Sphere talk: Is it hackable? Also, what's "Pizza Bombing". Brian invents a new money counting ritual. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia where Wendy Bird Oz has the funniest line the night, if not podcast.</p>

<p>Matt is Thanking God It's Friday nor does he know how to use an ATM. Gabriella Lester and Blaise Serra are two magicians in town and in churn as guests. Jacob talks to a toilet and we all figure out if we are smarter than a 10th grader in Canada.</p>

<p>Paul has nerdrific return to Las Vegas. Brian and Josie Brushwood barge into the churn to debut their rap battle bit. Matt discusses Hospital Jail or Spain roads to card magic. Wendy Bird Oz also in churn! Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="7lbf0-0-0"><span data-text="true">Paul is about to fly out for Fool Us. Jacob watches the newest transformers. Matt is renting his kids to Paul for a good cause. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="bjd0b-0-0"><span data-text="true">Johnny Katz back in studio and he reveals his true super power. We get into whether there is a real controversy with F1 and the Tuscany Casino. We also address which Hologram does Vegas need the most.</span></span></p>

<p>With Hazel Honeysuckle in churn, they explore who was voted what in high school. Hazel launched Boldly Stripped Kickstarter on an ICS episode and we check in how much that world has changed and what strange adventures occured in the making of the magazine. Who will step up and challenge Jacob's artisitic integrity. (note: this epside was recorded before Barbie hit the theaters. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>How to not make a mirror ball, Jacob edition. Paul revisit's episode 248's thoughts on Pittsburgh. Matt works on a new trick Downtown. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>With Gizmo Scoop in churn, we do a little Bay Area Parking & Weather. Matt poses question "Do you know what a FINDOM is"? Gizmo Scoop has thoughts on schools using hard paper tactics to crack down on ChatGPT. How close is Paul to using heroin? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>The #1 Pudding Skin podcast is back in action. Plus, lab tech The Micro Scoop is in churn (so is Gizmo Scoop) and he has unusual physical scoop mail. Will it lead to a vampire facial? Plus, possible spoilers for the Wonka prequel. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p>

<p>Vital Vegas' Scott Roeben sticks around for a part II in churn. The A's four definte baseball park locations, another Sphere mistake, Eddie Griffin, and The Future of Circus as we know it. Paul says one of the smartest things about the Bud Light controversy/bigot riot. Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Vital Vegas's Scott Roeben in studio and he comes out swinging before doing some light house keeping. Adele's spanks, making amends with The Majestic Theater, and actually breaking news with who might allegedly be behind the recent Circa robberies. No spoilers but it rhymes with Blexican Blartel. Lastly in a tender moment, we find out if Scott can take a vacation or not. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia, Cyptid Edition.</p>

<p>One of our guests hate magic and the other has a huge penis. Everyone is psyched for Operation Mincemeat The Musical. Matt and Paul were treated to Jucy Lucy's. US vs Aussie Wild Fires- who wins? How far can Matt get on an Aqua Bike? Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Scoops, Sebatian and Tilly in churn. What does Kansas City have that the rest of the world doesn't?Which Australian city has the best Lunar Park? Aussie reviews of all of Broadway. Jacob has a Peter Pan that goes wrong story. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>"Spice Wannabe" creator Casey McConachie, and Ginger Spice Impersonator, SJ stop by the churn to discuss the launch of their show at the Excalibur. Jacob joined them for their trip and show to Laughlin which ended up with a few surprises. SJ's mom is worried that the show has changed her. Plus, Scoop Mail and revealing the 3 C's in Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p> <p>(<a href="https://spicewannabe.com/)">https://spicewannabe.com/)</a> tickets: https://shorturl.at/lsuS9</p>

<p>Friend of the show and touring comedy mentalist, Eric Dittelman (ericdittelman.com) reveals the Criss Angel of Broadway and who's wrestling in the TWL. Paul and Matt taught and performed last weekend at the Twin Cities Improv Festival. Plus, they interrupt the Two Characters and A Clown Podcast to ask RJ a culinary question. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Emily Windler, Clown, Friend, Pickleballer who thought she might be out of show business when the call came to clown it up in Las Vegas. We also ask her if her religious upbringing impacts her performance in Las Vegas's funniest and raunchiest shows. Plus, a scoops sends us an awesome cameo. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>What has Paul been watching + Vegas Parking and Weather = Aliens! Plus, is Matt's wife in a gang? Jacob releases his latest life hack! Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Price is Skrite Trivia. </p>

<p>Matt gets no compliment on his recent shaving, but his vasectomy gets complicated. Paul takes bets on what happens next. The Golden Knights won the Stanley Cup and even crazier, Scoopfest tickets are on sale and we have a new discount code for hotel rooms. Paul plays price is right with a retail testicuzzi. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Look, on this podcast, the boys say tickets for Scoopfest aren't on sale yet, but they are liars and you can get scoopfest tickets right now. Paul takes himself out to the old ball game. More A's Stadium debacling, Anthem debates, and truck wraps- America! Matt realizes he can't be Al Pacino or Robert De Niro. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>Jacob attempts to make us the #1 Virtual Reality podcast. Matt prepares to get snipped. Vegas Parking and Weather, Sphere edition. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>The NBA Finals are rigged. The Erie Scoop Happy was a real Who's Where. Vegas Parking and Weather: Porn Star Cab Theft Edition. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Matt is in Erie, PA and has a rental car issue. Paul is Sisyphus. Jacob gets jealous of someone else's serious pond talk. Scoopmail. Jock Vs. Nerd Price is Skrite.</p>

<p>Seriously, how do we feel about Chris Kattan? Matt orders high end pancakes. Jacob takes it up a notch in Palm Springs. Paul sets some fashion trends. Plus, lessons in stage craft. Scoop mail for the blind and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p>

<p>Matt and Paul announce two ways to hang with them in June! Matt and Paul will host a happy hour scoop hang 5pm to 7pm at Kellar's in Erie, PA (no cover). Then Matt and Paul are headling this year's Twin Cities Improv Festival (June 23rd, 24th in Minneapolis) <a href="https://twincitiesimprovfestival.wordpress.com/">https://twincitiesimprovfestival.wordpress.com/</a>. Paul talks about the Star Wars Cruise shutting down. Matt highlights a few moments from P&T rehearsals as they gear up for Fool Us. Paul encounters a real life Ninja Turtle at Walmart. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd trivia.</p>

<p>This episode may still wreak of Season 1 as it is our last bank episode. Paul and Matt recall what horrible events happened on their birthday. There is a horrible cruise ship incident involving a magician. Matt identifies his least favorite type of heckler and Paul addresses WWE healthcare. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Mad Apple's HArrison Greenbaum recounts his many escapes from death... wait... ROOMS. Escapes from rooms. We surpirse Harrison by telling him who are old mailbox guy was related to. Then we all begin plans on an Escape Womb. Very next level. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia, Price Is Skrite.</p>

<p>Kasey Wilson pops by to help us kick off Season 2! Matt makes plans to become a gelding. A christmas tree drives a wedge between Jacob and SJ. Paul pitches a short film causing Kasey to remember one of her greatest roles in a short film. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.</p>

<p>Recorded live at the Steel City Improv Theater in Pittsburgh. Matt, Paul and Jacob wonder if we'd ever make it here. Matt owes Jacob an apology after the flight in. Live scoop mail, Nick almost died, mental health follow up from 999, we catch up with Bearded Scoop, and more... including the cliff we promised/manifested. We even squeeze in some trivia. Let's be clear, we are here because we have the greatest listener community ever. Here's to Season 2.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="auo1j-0-0"><span data-text="true">This bank episode needed to be released before Episode 1000, because of a scoopmail from this episode gets a follow up in the next episode. This was recorded right after The Bucket Show when Paul was in town. Strip clubs, Fart jokes, and someone's never had Fish & Chips. Important scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Matt and Jacob recall their 8 hour ordeal in a Pittsburgh airport. Paul is a hard pant abolitionist. Matt and Jacob talk about The Elton Magic Hockey suite for the Vegas Golden Knights. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="4c840-0-0"><span data-text="true">Foolers tour mate, magician Alex Ramon (@alexramon) in churn. Alex dishes on tour with Disney and then Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus, Greatest Show on Earth, and then finally opening his own show in South Lake Tahoe. We teach him what a muffler is. Alex busts Matt for being nervous about their first show together. Then Alex figures out its a bad idea to do a freezing cold water tank escape. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd.</span></span></p>

<p>Paul has a few epic nerd updates about Magic The Gathering and Nintendo. Jacob takes over Paul's shaggy dog roles for a moment. Matt takes his kids to see Super Mario. Scoop mail, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.</p>

<p>With Grae Whittaker in churn, the boys address why their pets are shitty beings. Matt's kids get into Battle Bots. Grae and Jacob his up Rock Vault in it's new fancy venue. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy.</p>

<p>Jacob has literally tons of problems getting stoned. Paul wraps his head around cutting edge Tupperware science. Matt remembers when wearing tight white pants made him the most money. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p>It's Matt's birthday! He celebrated by stabbing Jacob in the back. Then he is educated by his 7 year old child. Plus, the boys debate a new policy by a group of coffee shops. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</p>

<p><span data-offset-key="79jod-0-0"><span data-text="true">Charting on Billbaord comes with unintended consequences. Paul gets fucked with by medical professionals. Matt gets a little culture into the lives of the local youth with a Shakespeare outing. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<div data-contents="true"> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="b6tms" data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"><span data-offset-key="d974c-0-0"><span data-text="true">Comedian, Lindsay Glazer talks up her new special "Thanks, Dad." She also talks about the first and only time she got arrested, whether her dad worked with the mob and when it was time to stop being a lawyer in Florida and start being a comedian. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd trivia scoopardy..</span></span></div> </div> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="b6tms" data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"><span data-offset-key="bff65-0-0"><span data-text="true">LINKS: </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="http://www.lindsayglazer.com/"><span data-offset-key="bff65-1-0"><span data-text="true">lindsayglazer.com</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-2-0"><span data-text="true">. </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="https://www.instagram.com/lindsayglazercomedy/"><span data-offset-key="bff65-3-0"><span data-text="true">Instagram</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-4-0"><span data-text="true">: @lindsayglazercomedy. </span></span><a class="sc-iXEfxz eFwUkW" href="https://twitter.com/lindsayglazer?lang=en"><span data-offset-key="bff65-5-0"><span data-text="true">Twitter</span></span></a><span data-offset-key="bff65-6-0"><span data-text="true">: @LindsayGlazer.</span></span></div> </div> </div>

<p><span data-offset-key="9e4ka-0-0"><span data-text="true">It's the first churn recording since the launch of the Hey Scoops album and it's still #1 in America. Matt also auditioned for America's Got Talent last week. Afterwards he got a call from Brian Brushwood</span></span><span data-offset-key="9e4ka-0-0"><span data-text="true">. Matt ends up sharing some fun behind the scenes stories working with Penn & Teller. Brogan, Wayne and Kez are wrapping up their time in Vegas and share some of their highlights. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p>Recorded at Brushwood's Compound as the last event of Founders Day. ICS and Great Night Co Host an very silly episode. Skull was played. Trophies were given out. Matt gets a new nickname. Paul creates an instant hit. All on the same day, we put out our new album. </p>

<div data-contents="true"> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="1r795" data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"><span data-offset-key="c7i0d-0-0"><span data-text="true">NOTE: This was recorded before we released the #1 Comedy Album in the US! Please search iTunes or Amazon for the "Hey Scoops" comedy album if you haven't already. If we hold all week- we will chart on Billboard as the #1 Comedy Album. </span></span></div> </div> <div class="DraftEditor-paragraphElement" data-block="true" data-editor="1r795" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"> </div> <div class="public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr" data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"><span data-offset-key="bpuh8-0-0"><span data-text="true">Elkton Magic Scoop stops by the churn. The boys take a moment to advocate for mental health! Matt goes all Karen at his local grocery store. Jacob is a sky rager. Scoop mail and Jock. Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></div> </div> </div>

<p><span data-offset-key="9tp2j-0-0"><span data-text="true">Pizza Con brings a new scoop into the churn, Alex and his pizza dreams! Paul eats fresh cereal. Jacob meets a new friend watching a band. Paul has a TSA take he needs to get off his chest. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="8i01m-0-0"><span data-text="true">"Hey Buddy, Nice Podcast" and "The Who Scoops" podcast hosts, Wayne, Brogan and Chris hang in churn. Jacob is overworked and under recovered. The NY Times movie critic is stepping down, but maybe not for good reasons. Wayne's art is heading for a land fill. Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="b87ga-0-0"><span data-text="true">TheSweetSpottv.com's Kasey Wilson stops by to tell us what terrifies her and let's us know about episode 2 of her hilarious web series. Spadoni also pops in to reveal unknown, salacious details about the upcoming comedy album and his mom. With Brogan, Wayne, Kezia, and Chris in studio, Paul unleashes his Dirty Daddy character/vortex. Apple's algorithm swing in misses on his wife's ipad. And a many life lined Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd Trivia game is played. </span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="nrq1-0-0"><span data-text="true">Johnny "Kats" Katsilometes is the Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment reporter extraordinaire. We quiz him on the viability of a "Who's The Boss" Musical starring Tony Danza vs. a proper staging of "Chapeau". He discusses historical game changer like Celine, Britney, and The Golden Knights. He even drops some intel on who doesn't want the Oakland A's to move here. Find out if he only lets celebrity impersonators cut his luscious hair. Plus, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="90gr1-0-0"><span data-text="true">We answer the questions that matter: What is exactly is "conquistador position"? When is the right time to stop calling your boyfriend "Poppy"? Also, Paul's dog has worms, Matt is home from the magic castle and brings his family to see two characters and a clown in Mystere. Sarah Boyle brings some physical scoop mail. Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>

<p><span data-offset-key="5vrgu-0-0"><span data-text="true">The guys experience crazy technical problems and basically pull off the episode with cans and string. So it was a great time to announce that they are (FINALLY) going to release a comedy album! Plus, Paul drastically changes his sleep schedule. Matt is playing the magic castle in LA. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.</span></span></p>