Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Were Henry Ford and Walt Disney antisemitic? What would happen if the walked in to a bar? Matt talks a little bit about his time as a house keeper in the virgin island and being divorcee man bait. Paul and Matt still buy CDs like knuckle dragging cavemen. Also: the history of Nintendo, meaning of its name, and which host looks more like Fred Flintstone? Matt's car breaks down in the middle of the desert and he may or may not be able to get help. Scoop Mail: Matt and Paul get their first offer for a personal podcast and it includes bronies, gladiators, and old fries. The boys are challenged to a few tough either/or questions that involve meat and beards. Plus, Matt has a scoop take over his fantasy baseball team. Jock Vs. Nerd: Can you remember what an XMT athlete is? Vs. Paul discusses his man crush of John Carmack yet again.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

President of Voodoo Puppy Games, Seth Chaffee talks about Paul's favorite figure in Virtual Reality, John Carmack. Also, discussed: How is current independent game development similar to show business and even more importantly, when we will have virtual porn? Matt hates another stupid Facebook meme. Paul and Matt debate which virtual game they'd rather see first: Jay-Z Surprise Rap Attack or The Penis Cake Bakery. Seth reveals his virtual reality demo where you get to fly you to the greatest place in the world. Scoop Mail: Did we really piss off our last guest, Benedikt? What is Derby Cake? Jock Vs. Nerd: Former Giant player's drunken taser battle with cops Vs. Paul's problem with latest Marvel movie casting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul and Matt dissect all the levels of bigotry surrounding the St Louis Rams 7th round draft pick, the openly gay Michael Sam and the kiss that kicked the hornets nest of ignorant dipshits. Plus, Paul may or may not have a mom jeans fetish. Matt sees Mike Birbiglia perform for the first time in ten years and is blown away. Ingrid Michaelson rocks House of Blues, but surprisingly cracks everyone up too. Matt looks back on his first crappy waiter job. Matt and Paul launch a new improv show in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail: How did Matt and Paul meet? Did someone come up for a better listener name than scoop? The exposing of the original top secret Pie Day Friday. Jock Vs. Nerd: The death of geek culture titan Vs. Seriously, should we allow gay guys to kiss each other?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Robot Chicken writer and YouTube "Millionaire", Rachel Bloom chats with Matt and Paul and her latest live shows and upcoming TV projects. Plus, the trio reflects on their midnight run the Las Vegas strip club, Sapphire for steak and eggs. Rachel talks about her start in New York and the inspiration for her first internet hit "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury". Plus, the importance of Sci-Fi in sketch comedy, Robot Chicken job interview, the real reason we blink every 30 seconds, and Paul's role in Star Trek weddings. Rachel reveals her path from being brought up Jewish to Atheism. Jock Vs. Nerd: Bad Boys documentary Vs. How Heisenberg helps Star Trek. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

From Cirque Du Soliel's "O" and creator of the 12:30 Clown Show, Benedikt Negro sits down to talk about his small town German Roots, American's obsession with Nazi's, and his awkward moment working with James Cameron. Matt and Paul debate what applying for mime school might be like. Benedikt breaks down Marcel Marceau and whether he feels the need to defend Cirque or being a mime. (No, Yes) Jock Vs. Nerd: Time Traveling Doctor will be back Vs. War Hero Defensive Lineman. Special Nerd Double Down! Jock Nerd Merger news- You'll need vitamins, prayers and training to understand it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Who's up for a backdoor dirty derby cake party!? Paul reflects on his crazy Christmas Eve hiring at the job of his life. Piggy backing holidays: May-the-4th-Be-With-You sits on Cinco De Mayo's shoulders. Paul and Matt debate the merits of being a Parrot Head and starting a "Nice Tits" podcast. Plus, we premiere our first installment of Scoop Mail! Can we get it to Two-Peat? Jock Vs. Nerd: 6 Million Dollar Horseshit Vs Episode 7's Shit Title.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Vegas Improviser/Sex Shop Manager Kim Faubel talks about Juggalo Miracles and life slinging sex toysLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul educates and defends Juggalo culture to Matt. Paul nicknames our listeners. Matt owes someone a sincere handy. Why is Sarah Palin closer to William Shatner than Fred Phelps and why don't Matt and Paul want to make fun religious accidental deaths? Answer-Miracles! Jock Vs. Nerd: Rich racist skirt chasing Donald Sterling VS Atari dumpster chasing treasure trash, ET.<br>Do want dating advice from two tubby lumberjacks who married up? Email us right from our new homepage at MattandMattingly.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valuable lesson about allegedly photo-shopping your heads on what may or may not be cows. Plus, Paul's 2 rules for surviving the apocalypse- not how to, but whether to! Matt and bacon are one and the same. Paul defends his love of John Mayer. The infamous mailing of Cecil and Nathan Fartz and Hot girls’ one test to determine their true hotness.<br> <br>On a serious note: Matt addresses an atheist/agnostic friend's grieving for the loss of his partner and an amazing thought he shared about handling his ordeal. <br> <br>Jock Vs. Nerd: 25th Anniversary of a game console vs 113th Anniversary of this pitcher's first win.<br> Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Gay man with straight son, Steven Roberts stops by to plug World Series of Comedy, get his balls busted for his complicated twitter handle, and talks about the strange arrangement that made him a gay dad. Paul and Matt discuss solutions for performing on cruise ships, the difficulties of stand up vs improv, and Niche's Publishing. Jock Vs. Nerd: Biblical Defensive Player of the Year Vs. MST3000 ReturnLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Stephen Colbert challenges as new host of Late Show as told by Eric Jeffers who rejoins Mattingly and Matt in studio. Just how much crack is smoked by "celebrity impersonators" in Las Vegas. Paul talks some blood moon bullshit. Paul and Matt nearly murder each other talking Springsteen Vs Guided by Voices. Jock Vs Nerd: Black baseball player numbers and the false return of Firefly.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt got hired for a very strange prank and you can too! Paul discusses spoiler alerts fro Games of Thrones and does not discuss Game of Thrones and doesn't need spoiler alert. Matt And Paul discuss preferred gender of offspring. NAME DROPS: Matt saw Wayne Brady's improv show at the Mirage and met him backstage. Paul looks back at performing with Jason Sudeikis. Jock Vs Nerd: Pro Football player spent "4 years a slave"? Vs. He Man Movie!<br>EDITOR NOTE: This show closes with a news item that was an April's fool's that fooled both Paul and Matt. Unfortunately, Ban Affleck is still Batman.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul and Matt lay into Eric Jeffers for being the dirty Cirque Clown he is. "MimeSpace" is a gold mine for mime social networking! How is Nathan Fillion responsible for Matt being stuck in show business? Paul drops out of college in Kentucky. Jock Vs. Nerd: Tiger Woods splintering hopes of catching Jack Nicklaus Vs. The possibility of a Battle Star Galactica Movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt & Paul gets 5 star reviews on iTunes and they didn't write them! The boys discuss torturing their childhood toys. Does American Pie hold up, do people fuck pies and what pie would people fuck if they did. Paul rewrites showgirl show Jubilee. Maya Angelou can save Mel Gibson. Jock Vs Nerd: NFL Cheerleaders Financial Planning Vs. Undertakers Undertaking at Wrestlemania.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Live from an empty theater, where anything can be used as a weapon, Matt and Paul take on America's Got Talent season 7 quarter finalist Eric Dittleman. They discuss his background as a magician/mentalist, his transition into improv and a little bit of Pee Wee Herman. Get a behind the scenes look around AGT and Eric's dating history. JOCK VS NERD: NBA tanking vs. 80's video game symbols.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

In this episode the guys discuss all things prostitution, from Amsterdam to legal and illegal prostitution in Nevada, and a missing watch. Paul has a surprisingly emotional attachment to an animatronic band, and Matt is "almost" as cool as LARPers. JOCK VS NERD: What sports story leads to the call to #CancelColbert vs. old school pinball and video games. ICS HISTORY: Jacob the Audio Guy's 1st episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

In this weeks episode Matt explains a slang term from his group of college buddies, an Italian Air Show. Paul discusses the differences between the Veronica Mars movie and Indian Jones the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and modifying his cars. Also Atheist bingo and how the two hosts interact with police while being pulled over. APPEARANCES BY: Officer John Bunnell/ Cypress Hill/ Paul Lynde JOCK VS NERD: NY Jets free agent signing vs an 80's cartoon live action movie.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Fresh off performing the Neutrino Video Project, Matt and Paul discuss their childhood movies: Paul's Roman, steam punk, time travel, apocalyptic epic and Matt's escape mental patient horror story(s). They also explore the plot of Gymkata, the death of a snake charmer, and Paul's love of Katy Perry's "themes." They also discuss who has bigger balls: a woman filming herself driving in Saudi Arabia or a rescued man suing 1st responders. APPEARANCES BY: Native American ice cream mafioso JOCK VS NERD: Star Trek beverages vs. NBA owner political ramificationsLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Second City performer Cody Dove joins Matt and Paul for this episode of Ice Cream Social. They discuss joke telling and childhood reading habits, sample Cody's vast array of amazing impressions and highlight the clear differences between American and South American rodeos. Paul recommends "Garfield Minus Garfield" and they debut a new segment. JOCK VS NERD: the new Star Wars timeline vs. the NCAA Basketball TournamentLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Meet Paul Mattingly. Penn's Sunday School Co-host Matt Donnelly interviews his comedy partner Paul on this, the debut episode of Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social. Paul discusses what it's like to grow up in Lebanon, Kentucky as the son of a former Catholic priest and a nun, his childhood friend D.L. and a Rocky & Bullwinkle RPG. Paul's origin story covered, they discuss Strom Thurman potentially working at UPS, a youtube campaign called "Don't Kill Eli" and try to answer two equally important questions: "Are electronic devices harming our children?" and "Where is Napoleon's penis, anyway?"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>