Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are. Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation. Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am. This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache.<br>Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams"<br>Scoop Mail from:Scooptimus PrimeWarrenKeithScoop and a halfMoxie FoxThousands of Spiders<br>Scoop Jock vs Nerd from JohnChampions League Soccer vs. WWE Hall of Fame<br>ICS History:Debut of "Don't look at me... LOOK AT ME!!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift. More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop. Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss their holidays. Matt talks about being on the Risk podcast, seeing the Penny Pibbets Show, and being called fat in a mall. Paul discusses the cold weather and reveals that his car has no heat. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Hey Scoops. This Holiday episode is full of Matt and Paul trying to fulfill all the holiday requests they could fit into a show before they fell asleep on Jacob's floor. We hope this episode helps get you through you holiday travels. Jock Vs. Nerd, Scoop Mail, a dating game with SJ as Mrs. Clause and the return of some of Paul's favorite characters as well as some new holiday characters are all featured here. Happy Chris Bosh from all of us and we will be talking to you before the New Year is here. Thanks Scoops, Ice Cream Socialists, Socialites, Psychopaths, and... Creamers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul talks about his upcoming appearance on Penn's Sunday School. Matt and Paul talk about dealing with "psychics" at work. How to deal with con artist, beggars, and grifters. Matt shares his favorite NYC story. Paul searches for ghost stories on youtube. Paul avoids going to a show with Matt. Paul's dog star in a photo shoot. ...holy balls this is a long episdode. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Ice Cream Social's Scoop Contest: Win an Ice Cream Cone! Jacob explains science. Paul is having a tough xmas season and it's not because of his lame family crest. Scoop Mail: Worse than a turd in the pool, Scoop Putin, James Brown, Cauliflower Alley. Jock Vs. Nerd: No S's vs Video Game Titan passes away.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

2 years of combined podcasting, bring you a terrible tale...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Raul Faria from Bar Rescue stops by to talk drinks, fast food jobs, and Absolut. Scoopmail: drunken replays. jock vs nerd: dungeons and dragons vs sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

JOCK VS NERD CUBED: 2 Casting Questions about the upcoming Suicide Squad movie, Umpire's filthy secrets, sports talk radio handles the St.Louis Rams protest, and a scoop writes in with Harry Potter and Roller Derby trivia. SCOOP MAIL: Our sexiest or most uncomfortable exchange about our lives with our wives goes down at the end of this episode. Plus, we address the rise and fall of Will Smith.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The new porn law in the UK sure thinks women are icky. Paul is old and falling apart. SCOOP MAIL: Dusty flushes a toilet on a hospital, improv comics and research scientists have a lot in common, atheists kids find religon, Jersey guys get fired, and roast advice.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly have a photo shoot coming up and could use your help! Paul becomes obsessed with snake jokes. Why don't we all have locker room interviews? Scoop Mail: Showgirl in a cake callback, a shitty job, Marc's car accident, Mothra returns, Princess Leia park pics. Jock Vs Nerd: D'wanna know english vs. Canadian Hockey talkLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Kurt Cobain, scientist and dietitian, says fish have no feelings. Matt and Paul discuss old Thanksgiving traditions of inappropriate sandwiches and dealing with vegans. SCOOP MAIL: "Creamers", Australia, Sarah's Soft Hands, Matt's not cool, Improv Classes, and grossing out chefts. JOCK VS NERD: Who is Flag vs. How to pay for things when you are drunk.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

In this weeks episode Anonymous outs KKK members, more on the comedian outing Bill Cosby, and Paul outs the CHUDs. Matt's new comedy show "Alibi" has a few bumps in its test run, Princess Leia the Disney Princess, more cart puns and an embarrassing Neil Diamond story. SCOOP MAIL: Michael Jones/ Emily Scoop da Loop/ Spider-Flavored Scoop/ Simon/ Senior Scoopsis/ Scoopa Steve SCOOP JOCK VS NERDS by Scoopa Steve and Nathan Rae: Jesse Owens vs the Bat-Diamond, Judge Dredd vs U.K. Soccer Nickname nicknames.<br> Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Winter is coming! Las Vegas buckles down fo 50 degree weather as Buffalo get buried in 6 feet of snow. Matt and Paul discuss old snow day traditions which include the Tap Challenge, a dance contest, and epic game of RISK (aren't they all). Plus, you can pay Matt and Paul to dress up anywhere and they will take the gig. Jock Vs. Nerd: Forever Fan Podcast sends in a clip. Scoop Mail: Camp Songs, Oklahoma, Betty Scoop, E Games, Indiana Prejudice, and Scorpion TV.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt wrote and directed an interactive show called "Alibi" (AlibiTheShow.com) that debuts this Saturday and runs every Saturday in Las Vegas. They discuss what its like to have a drunk audition for a show and how Jacob's wife was too hot for the show. Matt and Paul explore Fatty Fashion and the 15th (or 50th?) anniversary of Fantasy. Scoop Mail: more dick stuff, more forensics, Double D bath tub time, a Canadian's defense of Jessica Rabbit, and Comic Con-troversy. Jock Vs. Nerd: Missed shots vs who is Dr. Strange.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt returns from San Francisco like a cocaine cowboy. The return of Fatty Rabbit Hole: appetizer trios. Scoop Mail: Paul is inspired to submit a new state theme song for Virginia and the boys discuss their favorite handling on hecklers. Jock Vs Nerd: "Ivy League" QB vs Episode 7 Subtitle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

<p>Absinthe's Penny Pibbets in studio! Co host of Vegas's hottest show, Penny stops by to talk about her abusive relationship with the Gazillionaire and about her oncoming solo show. Through her kickstarter, she offers the full girlfriend experience for $5000 and that includes all the donuts you can bang. Plus, we have a combination Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail to pop quiz Matt and Paul. </p><p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>