Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm. All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are. Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation. Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am. This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache.<br>Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams"<br>Scoop Mail from:Scooptimus PrimeWarrenKeithScoop and a halfMoxie FoxThousands of Spiders<br>Scoop Jock vs Nerd from JohnChampions League Soccer vs. WWE Hall of Fame<br>ICS History:Debut of "Don't look at me... LOOK AT ME!!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift. More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop. Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss their holidays. Matt talks about being on the Risk podcast, seeing the Penny Pibbets Show, and being called fat in a mall. Paul discusses the cold weather and reveals that his car has no heat. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Hey Scoops. This Holiday episode is full of Matt and Paul trying to fulfill all the holiday requests they could fit into a show before they fell asleep on Jacob's floor. We hope this episode helps get you through you holiday travels. Jock Vs. Nerd, Scoop Mail, a dating game with SJ as Mrs. Clause and the return of some of Paul's favorite characters as well as some new holiday characters are all featured here. Happy Chris Bosh from all of us and we will be talking to you before the New Year is here. Thanks Scoops, Ice Cream Socialists, Socialites, Psychopaths, and... Creamers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul talks about his upcoming appearance on Penn's Sunday School. Matt and Paul talk about dealing with "psychics" at work. How to deal with con artist, beggars, and grifters. Matt shares his favorite NYC story. Paul searches for ghost stories on youtube. Paul avoids going to a show with Matt. Paul's dog star in a photo shoot. ...holy balls this is a long episdode. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>