Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt and Jacob had a chance to interview Kurt Bruanohler in his cross country trip driving a giant butt for his Comedy Central pilot. Paul was unavailable to be in studio. Kurt talks about his upcoming show, being on the Tonight Show and Chelsea lately. Also matt and Kurt look back on the early New York City improv and alternative comedy scene. Kurt also opens up about the difficulties of trying to be a duo in modern entertainment. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

More Jizz ribbon action, fame or money debate, Matt's brother meets a scoop and jock vs nerd. Plus, scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt finds out the secret marker rules of Chipotle and takes his kid to Paul's ophaned home, Chuck E Cheese. Penn & Teller Fool Us recap for episodes 5 and 4. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A case is made for the Spice Girls being punk rock when the boys interview the lovely, funny, and talented Tatiana Mac. Also, what happened when children choose evil toy makers over Santa Clause and just how different is a drunk adult from a child. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

A Kentucky man shoots down a drone and kicks up a legal hornets nest. Matt is outclassed twice. Paul still hates weddings and having to see anyone in general. Jock vs Nerd from Slappy McGee and scoop mail with a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt has a garbage body language problem on airplanes and might also have airborne herpes. Paul couldn't care less. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

matt addresses a few complaints differently and does an Ice vest update. Paul wishes he could go back in time and Eiffel Tower himself. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, Wednesday is a good day to follow HeyScoops on the periscope app as they road trip for bank show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt has episode recaps for Fool Us episodes 2 and 3. Jacob's Louisiana upbringing gives him a different perspective on Katrina, 50 fuck ups of Grey- matt almost ruins the show several times. Scoop mail! Taco Bell hospital returns! Paul hates pink eye. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul Mattingly hums himself to work. Matt wears a vest and talks Donald Trump. Paul goes to a stand up show and hears some bullshit. Scoop mail asks the boys a great question about getting away with something. Jock vs Nerd scoop style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul loved 1992. Seriously. He also has fabulous answers for cars he'd buy should he obtain a buttload of money. jacob and SJ announce they will benattendin scoop fest and scoop cruise but will they all ride a giant banana? A quick note to our stitcher listeners to be peeping our episode numbers. Also Jock Vs Nerd and some hot ass scoop mail. @midnight campaign continues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Happy Bastille Day, Scoops! There is nothing about Bastille Day in this episode but we do talk about Matt's kid making his first jokes and talk about the poor defending of the asinine question of "are women funny?" And how it applies to Ghostbusters. We update people on the At Midnight campaign. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

We get a wonderful scoop mail about adventures in truck driving. Also, Matt recap an episode he wrote on of Penn & Teller: Fool Us on CW and get into sick ass Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd our faces off!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul take in the World Cup, reflect on the wonder of David Hasselhoff and debate dabbing vs wiping philosophy. Some amazing scoop mail and scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Some vape company want to get the flavor profile of ICS so they can get them hooked on their hot vape action. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

When it comes to Paul's dogs, it's a battle of Pavlov vs pooping. Matt spends an odd morning in Penn Station in New York City. Jock vs nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul talk about the cartoons they drew as kids. Matt discusses his Jeb Bush presidential pick and his shiny shoe choice. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly have always lifted the curtain and shown you the lesser known parts of Las Vegas. Today, they interview Justin Oswald and Matt Roach who make a living pulling live pranks on unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas. Sometimes it goes off without a hitch and other times it goes off the rails. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly have to cancel a Bucket Show. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt takes his kids to the circus and Paul takes his wife to a John Denver Tribute Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm. All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are. Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation. Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am. This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<p>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>