Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

We’re setting boundaries, online and offline. First, the things Gen Z does not want to hear from their parents anymore. Then, a DM Dilemma about handling trolls without giving them what they want. And finally, we get into The Masters and its next-level strict rules that somehow make golf feel more intense than reality TV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How well do you really know the people living next door… and do you even want to? We get into the reality of neighbor relationships, question whether anyone genuinely enjoys social media anymore, and break down the morning habits that might be quietly sabotaging your entire day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling out the old-school skills nobody’s using anymore, getting personal with Producer Taylor (and her very bold sweatshirt take), and debating the exact moments where being rude is not only allowed… but necessary. Consider this your guide to modern survival.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What starts as a simple “get to know Producer Taylor” moment quickly turns into a full-on debate about her sweatshirt choices. From there, we unpack the reality of setting boundaries with family, and close things out with a conversation that hits home… appreciating the people who raised us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things get real and a little unhinged. Taylor spills on her mustache situation, we tackle a DM Dilemma about setting boundaries with family (because why is that so hard?), and somehow Taylor ends up realizing she’s the problem. Self-growth era loading…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before AI takes your job, let’s talk about what it can’t do. We’re calling out the skills that still belong to humans, sharing the unspoken “Golden House Rules” that can make or break your living situation, and exposing the travel habits that instantly give people the ick. Consider this your life etiquette crash course.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever had a dentist visit that felt more like a full-blown episode? Yeah… Marcus has. We also dive into the real-life lessons people didn’t learn until after 40 (some of these hit HARD), and then confess the “trash” foods we love that people love to judge us for. No shame here… okay maybe a little.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting older hits different… and we’re talking about it. From the emotional rollercoaster of aging to the personality types that make you question humanity, nothing is off-limits. We also get into the risky business of dating coworkers (bold or bad idea?), and break down the habits that separate the thriving from the just-getting-by.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canceling plans at the last minute might be the ultimate form of self-care… but does that make us terrible people or just honest ones? We get into why backing out feels so good, why doing absolutely nothing on vacation is weirdly hard for most of us, and the real emotions people have about getting older. Plus, the basic cooking skills people still can’t master… and honestly, some of these are concerning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we done with dating apps and back to meeting people in the wild? We talk about how to navigate IRL dating and the questions you should definitely be asking early on. Then, we expose which cities are draining your bank account every time you go out to eat. And somehow… it turns into a debate about the most basic cooking skills people are missing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re exposing ourselves today. The basic cooking skills we should know by now, a completely out-of-pocket question from Taylor to Marcus, and why canceled plans might actually be the best plans. Cozy vibes only.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we… actual adults now? Today we break down the habits of people who somehow have their lives together (and how to fake it till you make it), plus listeners spill the tea on the exact moment their toxic friendships finally snapped. And then… it takes a turn. A DM Dilemma asks: what do you do if your house might actually be haunted?! Like… call a therapist or an exorcist??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever had a friendship end and felt… relieved? Yeah, we’re talking about THAT. Listeners share the toxic moments that finally did it. Then, we debate which friends are great in your life… but absolutely not dating material. And to balance out the chaos, we’re dropping easy nightly cleaning habits that make your mornings feel elite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you could bring back one discontinued food, what would it be? We go down that rabbit hole, build our dream fast food order, and call out one thing that needs to be left in the past… plumbers crack. Plus, we share simple but effective phrases to use when someone crosses your boundaries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weddings can get real messy… especially when your partner doesn’t make the guest list. 😬 We dive into a DM Dilemma that has everyone picking sides. Plus, we flip the mic for a little “Get to Know Taylor” moment (yes, it gets personal), and take a nostalgic trip through discontinued foods we’d do anything to bring back. RIP to some absolute legends.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you loyal to your friends… or your heart? We get into a spicy DM Dilemma that might have you side-eyeing your group chat. Plus, we break down the art of “rawdogging boredom” (yes, it’s a thing), settle the internet debate of Platypus Pout vs. Duck Face, and expose which careers might make the worst partners. It’s chaotic, it’s honest, and you will definitely have opinions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re outside, the weather is perfect, and the conversations are messy. Today we tackle two DM Dilemmas that might divide the group chat: bringing an extra kid to a birthday party and dating someone your friend used to love. Plus, we get into smart ways to diffuse arguments without making things worse. It’s giving sunshine and questionable decisions.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From a fiery Cheeto going for five figures to turning your vacation into a self-improvement bootcamp, this episode is all over the place in the best way. We break down the wild Charizard Cheeto auction, share some conflict resolution tips, debate whether “skillcationing” is inspiring or exhausting, and tackle a DM Dilemma that might ruffle some feathers… bringing an extra child to a birthday party. Harmless or totally out of line?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Need new friends? Same. We break down real ways to meet people that don’t feel forced, plus the St. Patrick’s Day traditions that are actually American-made. Marcus is also thinking about joining The Traitors which raises a lot of questions, and we dive into the mindset shifts successful people use when things don’t go their way. Equal parts helpful and unhinged.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re breaking down the texts that instantly make you roll your eyes (you know the ones). Plus, the four interview questions that hiring managers swear can make or break your chances. In today’s DM Dilemma, a listener signed a new lease… and now the apartment issues are piling up. What should they do? And if you’re trying to make new friends as an adult, we’ve got a few surprisingly easy activities that might actually work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with a workplace rant about being handed responsibilities you definitely did not sign up for. Then we figure out what officially makes someone an “unc,” debate the best Easter candy, talk about how we celebrate the holiday, and expose the text messages that make you want to throw your phone across the room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thinking about quitting your job to follow your passion? Before you hand in that two-week notice, we talk about what you should actually consider first. Plus, listeners share their most embarrassing moments ever, we vent about getting stuck with work duties we never signed up for, and we settle a very important debate… what is the best Easter candy of all time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We cover a lot of ground in this episode. A DM Dilemma about how much of your work you should give away for free, the amount of sleep most people should be getting but probably are not, and the big question of whether quitting your job to follow your passion is actually a good idea. Plus, we reveal the simple things housecleaners wish every client would take care of before they walk through the door.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could you actually get banned from a flight for not wearing headphones? We break down the airline rule that has people talking. Then we reveal the best ways to absolutely sabotage small talk. Plus, in today’s DM Dilemma, we help someone figure out how much of their work they should really be giving away for free.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What exactly counts as a side quest in real life? We break down the little detours that make life interesting. Then we dive into the internet conversation around incel culture and why it keeps popping up in headlines. Plus, if Daylight Saving Time completely wrecked your sleep schedule, we share some real ways to bounce back and feel human again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the toughest jobs in America to Marcus’ unexpected run-in with a skunk (that his wife definitely warned him about), this episode covers a little bit of everything. Plus, we talk about how people really feel about happy hour, is it still the best part of the workday?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus might officially be too comfortable with AI. We break down his slightly concerning relationship with technology, dive into the scents that can instantly boost your energy, and take a look at some of the toughest jobs in America. From robots to real-life grind, this episode covers a little bit of everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From relationship struggles to real-life expenses, this episode covers a lot. We talk through a DM Dilemma about a woman trying to lose weight while navigating challenges with her husband, discuss the surprising cost difference between men and women just to get through daily life, and explore Marcus’ surprisingly intense connection with AI.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We expose the real reason your takeout app knows you by name. We share actual strategies to survive daylight saving time without turning into a zombie. And we tackle the art of letting someone down without ghosting because disappearing is not a personality trait. Helpful, honest, and a little blunt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From futuristic glasses to unforgettable wedding behavior, this episode goes all over the place. We share our honest thoughts on Meta glasses, relive the wildest things we’ve seen at weddings, and explain how you can score an invite to the Marcus in the Morning Listener Appreciation Lunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with the craziest, most out-of-pocket moments we’ve ever seen at weddings…the kind of stories that make you wonder what people were thinking. Then Marcus explains how he somehow managed to ruin his own weekend schedule, and we break down our thoughts on Meta glasses and whether they’re actually worth the hype. A little tech, a little chaos, and plenty of laughs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids are growing up with AI faster than we ever imagined. More than half say they’re already using it. We talk about what that means and whether it’s actually a good thing. Plus, is oversharing really as bad as everyone says? Sometimes it actually works in your favor. And we wrap it up with the wildest, most unforgettable things we’ve ever seen at weddings. From awkward moments to full-on chaos, we got you covered!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is a mix of office drama, childhood glory, and the future of tech. We call out the workplace habits that make people instantly unlikeable, admit the trophies we totally didn’t earn, and react to the news that more than half of kids say they use AI. Some of it’s funny, some of it’s shocking, and all of it’s worth a listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If someone says “we should hang out sometime,” do they really mean it? We decode the phrases people use when they secretly don’t like you, help a listener stuck in a tough DM Dilemma about lending money, and expose the workplace habits that make people dislike you fast. Consider this your guide to reading between the lines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode goes from romance to rinse-and-spit real fast. We talk about the right time to get engaged, break down how to actually brush your teeth correctly, and call out the phrases people use when they don’t like you (but pretend they do). It’s helpful, honest, and just a little savage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are we getting older… or just wiser? This episode, we’re breaking down the undeniable signs you’re officially aging (and no, it’s not just the back pain). We also talk about the biggest etiquette mistakes people make as house guests — don’t be that person — and we debate the ultimate relationship question: when is the right time to get engaged? It’s giving grown-up energy… whether we’re ready or not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did life turn into a never-ending to-do list? This episode is all about when adulting gets in the way of actually living. From bills and appointments to the “simple” adult tasks people admit they still don’t know how to do, we’re saying the quiet part out loud. Plus, the subtle (and not-so-subtle) signs you’re officially getting older. If you’ve ever Googled something you feel like you should already know… this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We handed the mic to 5th graders to find out what slang is in and what’s absolutely out — and some of us need to update our vocabulary ASAP. Then a DM Dilemma about a coworker’s dog has us asking… where’s the line between cute and crossing it? Plus, we reveal which states are the biggest Valentine’s Day haters. Love is in the air… just not everywhere.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re trying to save money, decode shade, and investigate Olympic-level drama — all in one episode. First, a shopping trick that flips your routine (literally) and might keep more money in your bank account. Then, the phrases that sound innocent but are actually judgment in disguise. And finally, the cheating scandal rocking the Olympics. Buckle up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From pajamas to pop concerts, this one’s a vibe. We’re arguing girls’ night in versus girls’ night out, spilling tea about a late night at Sam Smith, and breaking down a messy DM dilemma about kicking people off the guest list. Plus, we rant (lovingly) about BART delays and the chaos of Bay Area transit. Expect opinions, stories, and a little chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re mixing relatable talk with pop culture today. We share the most bizarre things listeners have found in their cars, give tips on choosing a great Valentine’s Day gift, and explain why girls’ night in might be the new girls’ night out. Then we switch gears to chat new movies, Bay Area BART delays, and the artists making record-breaking moves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deals, touchdowns, and trunk surprises! This week, we’re debating the best finds on Craigslist, reliving how we celebrated the Big Game, and sharing the most bizarre things people actually keep in their cars. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even check your backseat after listening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should you spend Valentine’s Day in Paris… or your couch with a killer Craigslist deal? We’re debating the most romantic cities, sharing petty revenge stories that are too good not to tell, and uncovering surprisingly great finds on Craigslist. Expect hot takes, laughs, and maybe a little chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received and why do you still think about it? We kick things off with that before spiraling into Super Bowl wing math, Big Game festivities, and which cities truly do Valentine’s Day right. Whether you’re here for the food, the feels, or the festivities, this episode is the perfect mix of wholesome and chaotic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man in Utah says he’s spending a full year locked in his room to transform his life — but is isolation really the answer? This episode unpacks that story while opening up a bigger conversation about getting through your lowest moments, what growth actually looks like when no one’s watching, and why certain compliments can change how you see yourself forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is a true grab bag in the best way. We get into why analog is suddenly having a major comeback moment, debate what the actual sexiest professions are (and why some answers feel very wrong), and unpack the wild story of a Utah man who is locking himself in a room for an entire year to lose weight. From cultural hot takes to “wait…what?” moments, this one goes everywhere and somehow still makes sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is all over the place in the best way. We’re debating our favorite season (and why some people are wrong), breaking down the Grammys and our biggest takes from the night, confessing the totally normal things people do that we find lowkey disgusting, and talking about why analog is suddenly having a major comeback moment. From hot takes to oddly specific opinions, this one feels like a group chat come to life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine’s Day is coming up—so is the breakup text. We unpack a DM Dilemma about ending things before the holiday, get brutally honest about the phrases that make people unbearable, and end with a risky reveal: what Marcus and Taylor are actually singing at the company holiday party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From decoding Gen Alpha slang that makes us feel 100 years old to breaking down Trader Joe’s 2025 Customer Choice Awards (and questioning some of the picks) this episode is a ride. We also dive into a DM Dilemma about breaking up with your partner right before Valentine’s Day — and whether timing really matters when feelings are already gone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.