Mad at the Internet

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal's hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku's 20-year revenge fantasy against a child, Daniel Larson is competent, and Anthony Cumia meets a fan.

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald's Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly began to hate them, Ana Kasparian notices something, DSP befuddled by chicken nugger, Twitch unbans a nonce, and Jeremy Hambly continues to crash out.

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-ride, iDubbbz and Anisa do stupid voices together, Ralph is bald and plans to reform, BossmanJack argues with everyone, and a Reddit moderator's girlfriend might just be an Indian boy again.

Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn't flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and a Reddit moderator's missing girlfriend turns out to be an Indian teenager.

The Turkey Tom situation has not necessarily developed in the BPD girls's favor, 13 years of CWCki Forums, Rosa Parks in Minecraft, Phase Connect, Kaminari Clara, Nikki beats Styx around, Amos Yee awaits deportation, Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock lose their mind, and Ethan Ralph fell in love with the porn star.

Total Balldo Victory, Linus's two tickets to paradise, Yaniv is homeless, Kirtaner is still in jail, Shondo's pact, Andrew Tate disavows the boys, and Bossman saves the day.

the turkey tom situation is crazy, I really don't like this commentary guy's face, chantal gets a scootypuff, blowblax looks like nick bate, Russell Greer on the move, DSP uses a big black shaft in the behind (twice), Patrick S. Tomlinson is informed that not everything is about him, and a bunch of gay guys go clubbing.

Katie and Turkey Tom's ex-girlfriend going by "Sacramento" discuss their experience with him.

Charlie says: don't generate strangers naked, don't get smushed into goop by elephants, don't go into debates after a lobotomy, don't wear a dress, don't go nuclear, don't hurt people in foreign countries, and don't trust that cute girl with the the choker.

PPP joins me to discuss Vivek Ramaswamy and the New Canadians.

Lolcows of the Year announced, I continue to very much dislike Vivek Ramaswamy, Keemstar becomes the worst person on the Internet, and Patrick S. Tomlinson has a few things to say about ICE.

One man's general unlikeability has driven me to an extreme I'd never have anticipated in my life: voting. Three weeks of back coverage: Hambly's "Help Me", the return of 2x Pimpy 3x Bape, Shondo divorces you, Anisa gets no Christmas gifts, and the people-of-gender are up to no good still.

The nominees for Lolcow of the Year 2026, and a lookback 2025's predictions.

DHS kicks out Europeans, the governments of the world crack down on freedom, the future of ads, Christmas cheer, being not good enough to help porn sites, Jess Zhang is fat, Clavicular points a gun, Russell Greer's new show, five hotdogs for dinner tonight, Nick Fuentes, and I try to understand black culture.

Roy Philipose objects to having made himself my slave voluntarily, Old Bay retvrns, Tim Waltz is a retard, YouTube can ignore federal courts, Dong Long Gone gives up, PWR meets a girl, Riley and Mint break up, Linus and Styx join the forum.

Refugees welcome, Malicious Touts of Kabuchiko, Vivek's stinky school plans, Adolf Hitler wins re-election, Poojeeta's roster of white boys, a long way down, Ang Vondra's comic, Amberlynn's dead career, Creeperman90's thread, Turkey Beef, Karl Kassandra loses Russell, Amos Yee in ICE Camp 3, Russell Greer's prostitute, and Vicker's new lawsuit.

The quest to V100 max, my tongue, Kiwi Gold, Based in Ireland, furries living in fear, Reduxx authors sued by Taiwanese troons, f1nn5ter thinks he's a hero, ROBLOX CEO chimps, Wikipedia co-founder chimps, LTG chucks his cat, and angloid suffering.

Going mainstream with Alexa, Tyler Oliveira and the Poop Festival, Chantal's drama, Anne Marie Bompart is going to beat me up, Ana Valens is CENSORED!!!, Rev's lolicon game, Grace Thorp gets assaulted, Metokur gets a diagnosis, Hasan goes to China, and Ralph's prostitute.

A deep dive into the gorl world, CommonFilth, the shape of that man's skull, Haliburton, misandry in the VTuber community, LegalMindset's ick, and Ethan Ralph's son calls Mersh daddy.

Francis E. Dec, Esquire stood alone against a world-wide open secret: that all of society was top-down controlled by a Computer God, an ancient experiment by his ancestors gone awry. Dec, having been forced into jobless poverty for being immune to mind control, spent the last decades of his life typewriting and mailing out rants which attempted to inform the population of their Frankenstein-like enslavement. His letters found a home not in the media institutions he sent them to, but as collectibles sought after by the underground alternative lifestyle movements from the 70s to today.

It do be like that, CS2's economy takes a tumble, Drew DeVault tries canceling dark enlightenment, Trump celebrates Diwali, EBT payments at risk, Oneidus's filing, VTuber puppet house, Shane Nokes's grand appearance, Ana Kasperian says hi, Hambly sells tires, Hasan takes the blackpill, and Ralph breaks up.

Cubfurs on frontpage, Captive Dreamer is angry at us, Hasan's situation develops, Legal Mindset tries crack, Ethan Ralph gets with the dagger, and the Anglicans schism.

Kentucky v. ROBLOX, Mafia 3's time is now, Hasan shocks his dog, Hila squares that circle, Garfield takes down the farm, Keffals's the chungus, YMS's bad week, PPP's directorial debut, H3 sues jannies, Ralph shows off his new dagger, and we review some apologies.

Transgender Woman duets with Aboriginal Elders, the Government shuts down, 11 herbs and spices, TF2's slur scoreboard, iDubbbz has a birthday, Lord Miles pulls a dug, JFG's new ex, and Bossman takes a phone call.

I send mail, I receive mail, Texas deals with violent males, Syria may lose Chantal, nyaraVT is still a male, and Charlie Kirk delivers Metokur.

FTC against GAC, Charlie Kirk's fallout approaches Section 230, H-1B gone, the Ilhan question, YourMovieSucks's response, and Destiny the hero.

Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska's deaths ask the question: Are we ever going to do anything? If so, what? Chantal fakes an accident, Hambly is in a spiral, YMS faced with the Dog question, Ang Vohn has a dance, Roblox suffers, Jet it up, and Patrick S Tomlinson celebrates Norm/11.

EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS TAX FREE! Civil Rights and Super Smash, Hambly's empty fishtank, Sam Hyde's empty fishtank, the H-1B war evolves, come and take it, the UK oppresses the Irish again, Destiny has more legal problems, and some ecclectic folx.

Getting unbanned from YouTube, getting unbanned by Stripe, suing the UK, long hair on men, if God is real where cometh the troons?, livestreaming a funeral, Joe Winko took flight, Patrick "Stalker" Tomlinson, Destiny and H3's war goes hot, and it's your fault SyntheticMan isn't getting views.

Josh Saunders (KingCobraJFS) died the night before the stream. Remainder of stream covers recent Indian CDL issues, Amberlynn's conversation with her aunt, Destiny's Rose problem, and IP1 getting cucked.

A bounty of New Zealand products and arts, the dream team against OFCOM, ROBLOX's imminent demise, Loomer's deposition, your favorite e-girl is a man, and Bossman is gonna -- dude!

Talking to the dead, Sesame Street, Gelbooru's payment processor issues, return of Queen Amberlynn, Pearl Davis and the Tradwives, Brad Taste, and that little gay kid.

The end of anonymity, taking on Ofcom, the war against financial censorship, Maldavius loses for real, Tim Pool gets mogged, Metokur is dead, Ralph's senorita, and Flamenco talks to some more cuties.

Gator is graduating. A teary-eyed reflection on over a decade of Brian Holloman.

HH brother, the complete history of the federal reserve as told by your drunken uncle, the end of payment processors, very SIG sour, James v. Bandit, Vshojo dies, Onedius gets arrested, Jason's newest Scandal, the Empire Strikes Back against StopKillingGames, the many Fishtanks, and Vito's Bluey Shirt.

Epstein and the one million immigrant deal, payment processors moralize, Lauren Southern's book, Grok Ani-chan and the death of humankind, Northernlion's correct take, Gator retires, Rand poos his pants, Rekieta's total balldo victory, and Sam Hyde makes a Gorilla Nest.

Redeeming the newest Codex, the eldest troon, Gator and the Stinky VTubers, the end of Creator Clash, the petition, Bossman's debts, and Jeremy Bicha doesn't think you should have a job.

It's July 4th... DRINK! It's time to go to South Sudan, lolicons are mad at me, Maldavius Figtree LOSES, and I have a nice day.

Plan B, disregarding Justice Jackson, GamerGate's 11th year, Mikayla Raines and reddit pooners, DarksydePhil will eat food regardless of what you want, the pee pee poo poo nazi faces 15 years, Maldavius Figtree vs. Ross from Accursed Farms, mang0 ruins his entire life with one sweet tech, Patrick's citation, Nick's HUGE win over Aaron Imholte, and Doki Doki Chan has cutting words for Jim.

No Kings, EUROPOL is very strong, Boss Clarence, LGBTQIAP+ pacifiers, NexusMods, Pippa Pipkins and Kirsche's strongest soldier, AMC+'s coverup, Chantal plans her next move, Tarl is guilty is domestic abuse battery, Nick sharted, Bossman finds a nug, and Cog finds God.

The first normal stream in three weeks, covering everything from the LA riots, the Trump/Musk breakup, getting arrested in diapers, Shondo's big deal, Matthew Hardin files against Kandiyohi, Greer's goofs, the effects of crystal meth on e-grifters, iDubbbz's boxing coach, breaking Boss out, and Cardposting's allegations.

Rekieta begs the prosecutor to help him hide evidence and violate the constitutional rights of the American public, but I have a backup plan.

Answering DMCAs, t-boning deers, Tommy's big RICO lawsuit, Technicals vs. Smash, RTU's tattoo, Greer's meeting, Rekieta's cope, Ralph's debate, and Bossman's warrants.