Mad at the Internet

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal's hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku's 20-year revenge fantasy against a child, Daniel Larson is competent, and Anthony Cumia meets a fan.

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald's Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly began to hate them, Ana Kasparian notices something, DSP befuddled by chicken nugger, Twitch unbans a nonce, and Jeremy Hambly continues to crash out.

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-ride, iDubbbz and Anisa do stupid voices together, Ralph is bald and plans to reform, BossmanJack argues with everyone, and a Reddit moderator's girlfriend might just be an Indian boy again.

Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn't flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and a Reddit moderator's missing girlfriend turns out to be an Indian teenager.

The Turkey Tom situation has not necessarily developed in the BPD girls's favor, 13 years of CWCki Forums, Rosa Parks in Minecraft, Phase Connect, Kaminari Clara, Nikki beats Styx around, Amos Yee awaits deportation, Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock lose their mind, and Ethan Ralph fell in love with the porn star.

Total Balldo Victory, Linus's two tickets to paradise, Yaniv is homeless, Kirtaner is still in jail, Shondo's pact, Andrew Tate disavows the boys, and Bossman saves the day.

the turkey tom situation is crazy, I really don't like this commentary guy's face, chantal gets a scootypuff, blowblax looks like nick bate, Russell Greer on the move, DSP uses a big black shaft in the behind (twice), Patrick S. Tomlinson is informed that not everything is about him, and a bunch of gay guys go clubbing.

Katie and Turkey Tom's ex-girlfriend going by "Sacramento" discuss their experience with him.

Charlie says: don't generate strangers naked, don't get smushed into goop by elephants, don't go into debates after a lobotomy, don't wear a dress, don't go nuclear, don't hurt people in foreign countries, and don't trust that cute girl with the the choker.

PPP joins me to discuss Vivek Ramaswamy and the New Canadians.

Lolcows of the Year announced, I continue to very much dislike Vivek Ramaswamy, Keemstar becomes the worst person on the Internet, and Patrick S. Tomlinson has a few things to say about ICE.

One man's general unlikeability has driven me to an extreme I'd never have anticipated in my life: voting. Three weeks of back coverage: Hambly's "Help Me", the return of 2x Pimpy 3x Bape, Shondo divorces you, Anisa gets no Christmas gifts, and the people-of-gender are up to no good still.

The nominees for Lolcow of the Year 2026, and a lookback 2025's predictions.