115. Juan López Moctezuma’s Alucarda (1977)

Two slim, lithe, youthful, excitable, exuberant, perky, naked, lesbian, erotic, sexy, hot, teen, shrill, possessed nuns have to figure out what kind of a movie they're supposed to be in between bouts of directionless shrieking, tit-play, and unleashing the full bush. It's one of the originals of nunsploitation, it's very nearly unbearable to watch, and John and Josh both loved it, as did Guillermo del Toro, so we made fun of him for having bad taste. That's the level of quality you've come to demand of Loathsome Things: The Only Horror Movie Podcast named after a line in a poem that has nothing to do with poetry.