Lise and Sarah

If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition to cheer everyone up. Plus, in a cost of living crisis, when everyone is tightening the belt, it's extremely important not to spend recklessly. Except Sarah accidentally bought a $471 shirt and now we need to justify it at all costs. And just as things look on the up, Lise talks about losing her family dog. RIP Minnie. Shop Sarah's Depop HERE and help her fund The People's Shirt The show phone is 0489 214 653    The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto. Send your crap house things to the show phone: 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep. And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning.  There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board. The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most.  The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved!Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche. The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen?  The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot.  It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up And now we have to unpack why. Got opinions?  The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year.  No judgement; but we're talking to the trees.  Got opinions? Feedback? Are you Elizabeth from the LVMH brand protection team? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled. Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment? Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men. Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987. This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go?  Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum  Send a voice memo to the show phone! The number is 0489 214 653 This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.   Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China.  Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP  Send a voice memo to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched together your most-DM’d moments: the midlife-piercing rebellion, the sandal-gate saga, the unexpectedly lucrative foot arch, our fake-assistant era, and the teenage-boy doorbell hack that changed everything See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure where to start, we got you.This episode was behind the paywall but we're bringing it out for everyone to hear, because physio and exercise physiologist Paula Hindel is here to give you the actual starter kit for midlife strength that works in real life.  We hear about the four non‑negotiable exercises, exactly how heavy to go with “reps in reserve,” why walking is wonderful and the truth about weighted vests. There’s also a special 20% off Paula’s Learn to Lift 8‑week program for Lise and Sarah Listeners with the code LISEANDSARAH20 - you can sign up here See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real estate this year, in this compilation of our most ragey segments. There's the $10K “investment” dirt bike Dane suddenly “can’t sell,” the lady asking her golden retriever to pick her gel nail colour, the goodie-bag serum industrial complex, and pastel-only women’s sneakers. It’s cathartic, a little unhinged, and exactly what your New Year energy ordered. Strap in, witches.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling bin chickens at the fridge. Lise has two elite moves: OJ ice cubes under Champagne and panettone French toast. And, shes' taking the tree down before the new year energy hits, and playing her favourite sport, adding $1200 of nonsense to cart and never checking out. Permission slip granted: go low and slow today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exchange-and-dash, ex-husband laundry crimes, hat-hoarding mums, ranger-dialling neighbours and toothbrush revenge. It’s feral, it’s freeing, it’s friendship. Tell us yours - show phone’s is below. 💅🎄 The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve officially entered it. It’s nine days ‘til Christmas, our bodies are shutting down, cafes are charging $5.80 for a DIY teabag, and Sarah blatantly fangirled a very cool rock band in the Virgin priority line and honestly we may never recover. Thank you for a year of laughs. We love you, we do this all for you. Merry Christmas. And don’t panic, we’re dropping episodes twice a week all summer because we know you have abandonment issues and we respect that. Send a message to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? We have a 30 day free trial on right now.  Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lines to the meet and greet that channelled something within us, it was a salve for the end of year chaos.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and Lise is deep in the trenches. Between blackouts, a tooth snapped on a Jatz cracker, and the world’s most cursed over-the-counter sleeping pill, it’s a lot.  And the girls test the “11 Habits of a Well-Groomed Woman” and fail. But it was mostly a bullshit article anyway, further proof you should not click on anything while lying awake at 3am  The show phone is: 0489 214 653 This show was brought to you by Brown Brothers www.brownbrothers.com.au Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox liberation, and there are two types of people; the rare people who love having 'Happy Birthday' sung to them..and everyone else. And the show phone reveals a listener dilemma for the ages: what's more important - Year 6 Graduation or Lady Gaga?  The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at midday today local time. Max 10 tix per order (Brisbane max 8).  TICKET LINKS:  BRISBANE MARCH 7 MELBOURNE MARCH 20 SYDNEY MARCH 27 PERTH MARCH 28  Questions? DM us @discoclubaus on instagram Or check the website See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.