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LIBERTY PIRATES

Pirate adventures teaching kids anarcho-capitalism.

LIBERTY PIRATES · Captain AnCap

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Show overview

LIBERTY PIRATES launched in 2025 and has put out 63 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 4 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence.

Episodes typically run under ten minutes — most land between 2 min and 6 min — with run-times ranging widely across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Kids & Family show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 months ago, with 19 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Captain AnCap.

Episodes
63
Running
2025–2026 · 1y
Median length
3 min
Cadence
Several per week

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Pirate adventures teaching kids anarcho-capitalism. Fun stories and liberty lessons. Ahoy, freedom!

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Ep 32The Safety Cage

It's for your SAFETY! But I was safe OUTSIDE the cage! A cage is a cage, even if you call it safe. Liberty Pirates don't trade freedom for fake safety!

Apr 1, 20262 min

Ep 31The Protection Ship

Pay me or bad things happen! But wait—there were NO bad things until HE showed up. HE'S the bad thing! Liberty Pirates see through the Protection Trick!

Mar 30, 20262 min

Ep 30The Good Pirate Badge

Gold star for obeying. Trouble for thinking. But who decides what's "good"? The captain! Liberty Pirates don't trade their brains for stickers!

Mar 25, 20262 min

Ep 29The Emergency Trick

EMERGENCY! Give me power! I'll give it back when it's over! But who decides when it's over? HIM. And spoiler: it's never over. Liberty Pirates don't give up freedom for fake scares!

Mar 23, 20262 min

Ep 28The Two Hats Trick

Red hat vs blue hat—but it's the SAME captain! Pirates fight over hats while HE does whatever he wants. Watch the captain, not the costume!

Mar 18, 20262 min

Ep 27The Debt Trap

Borrow 1 coin, owe 2 back? That's not help—that's a TRAP! Now you're working for HIM. Liberty Pirates don't owe anybody!

Mar 16, 20261 min

Ep 26The Busy Trap

Harry is SO tired from endless tasks he can't even THINK! Maybe that's the point—a busy pirate doesn't ask questions. Liberty Pirates make time to rest their brains!

Feb 18, 20262 min

Ep 25The Curfew Bell

Harry was just looking at the stars—not hurting anyone! But the bell rang and now he HAS to go inside. Why? "Because I said so!" isn't a real reason. Liberty Pirates question bossy bells!

Feb 16, 20261 min

Ep 24Episode 24: The Price Trick

Ahoy, crew! I grew apples! In MY garden! With MY seeds and MY water. Now I wanna sell them for 3 coins each! Sounds fair! You did all the work! But a captain came over and said: "You can't charge 3 coins. I say apples cost 1 coin. That's the rule!" Whaaaat? Did HE grow the apples? NO! Did HE water them? NO! Did HE do ANYTHING? NO! He just walked up and told me what to charge! That's the Price Trick! Someone who did ZERO work tells YOU what your work is worth! But I need 3 coins to buy more seeds! If I only get 1 coin, I can't grow more apples! And that's YOUR problem, not his! He gets cheap apples. You get stuck! Liberty Lesson: If YOU do the work, YOU decide what it's worth. Not some captain who did nothing! Jab: If you made a really cool drawing and wanted to trade it for 5 stickers, and someone said "No, that's only worth 1 sticker"—who's RIGHT? YOU! You made it! My apples, my price! His opinion doesn't matter! Quest: If someone tells you what your work is worth, ask: Did YOU do any of this work? No? Then shush! My work, my price! Liberty Pirates decide what their treasure is worth! #LibertyPirates #MyWorkMyPrice #FreeMarket

Feb 11, 20262 min

Ep 23Episode 23: The Bailout Boat

Ahoy, crew! Captain Fancy crashed his big fancy ship! He was sailing too fast and not paying attention! Yikes. Is he okay? Yeah. But his ship is sinking! And guess what he said? "Everyone has to give me coins to fix MY ship!" Wait WHAT? HE crashed it! I know! But he said "My ship is SO big and SO important, if I don't have a ship, it's bad for EVERYONE!" So his crash is YOUR problem now? That's what he said! We have to pay for HIS mistake! That's the Bailout Boat trick! When big captains mess up, they don't pay. They make everyone ELSE pay! But that's not fair! If I crashed MY little boat, nobody would help ME! Exactly! Small pirates pay for their own mistakes. Big captains? "Too important! Save me!" Liberty Lesson: If someone messes up, THEY should fix it. Not you! Being big doesn't mean your mistakes are everyone else's problem! Jab: If you break your toy being silly, does the whole neighborhood buy you a new one? NOPE! You learn to be careful! But big captains break stuff and WE pay? That's backwards! Quest: When someone big messes up and asks for help, ask: Whose fault is this? Why am I paying for YOUR mistake? You break it, YOU fix it! Liberty Pirates take care of their OWN messes! #LibertyPirates #YouBreakItYouFixIt #NoBailouts

Feb 9, 20261 min

Ep 22Episode 22: The Middleman

Ahoy, crew! I have extra fish! My friend Lily has extra apples! We're gonna trade! Nice! Fair trade, everyone wins! But WAIT. A captain walked up and said: "You can't trade with each other. You have to trade through ME." Uh oh. The Middleman! He took my fish. Took Lily's apples. Then he gave me THREE apples and gave her TWO fish. But we BOTH had five! What happened to the rest? HE kept them! He said it's his "fee" for helping us! But you didn't NEED help! You two were doing just fine! Exactly! We WANTED to trade. We were RIGHT next to each other. Why do we need HIM? You don't! But HE wants a cut. So he makes a rule: "Go through me!" Now he gets YOUR stuff for doing NOTHING! Liberty Lesson: If two people want to trade, they don't need a middleman. When someone FORCES you to use them, ask: Why? What do THEY get? Jab: If you wanna give your friend a cookie, do you need a grown-up to hand it over? NO! You just give it! Same thing! We could trade OURSELVES. The middleman just wanted our stuff! Quest: If someone says "You have to go through ME," ask: Why? What's YOUR cut? What happens if I just... don't? Trade free, crew! Liberty Pirates don't need middlemen! #LibertyPirates #TradeFree #NoMiddleman

Feb 4, 20262 min

Ep 21Episode 21: The Big Lie

Ahoy, crew! Salty Sam told a HUGE lie today. He said there's a MONSTER under the ship! Everyone freaked out! Is there a monster? NO! I looked! Nothing there! So why did everyone believe him? It was SO big and crazy—nobody thought he'd make up something THAT wild! That's the Big Lie Trick! Little lies get caught easy. "I didn't eat the cookie"—Mom checks your face, sees crumbs, BUSTED! But a lie SO big, SO crazy? People think "Nobody would make THAT up!" So they believe it because it's TOO big to be a lie? Yup! Small lie = small trick. Big lie = people can't even imagine someone would fib that hard! Liberty Lesson: Just because something sounds BIG and scary doesn't mean it's true. Big lies work BECAUSE they're big! Jab: If I said "I was five minutes late," you'd check. If I said "A WHALE flew over my house!" you might think... wait, is that real?! The crazier it sounds, the MORE you should check it! Quest: When you hear something really wild and scary, don't just panic. Ask: Is this real? Who told me? Can I check? Big lies are still lies! Liberty Pirates stay calm and check the facts! #LibertyPirates #CheckTheFacts #BigLies

Feb 2, 20263 min

Ep 20Episode 20: The Expert Says

Ahoy, crew! A fancy pirate came to our ship. Everyone called him "The Expert." He said eating coconuts is BAD for you! Did he say WHY? He said "Trust me, I'm an expert!" But who PAID this expert to come talk? Captain Banana. He sells bananas. OHHHHH! So the banana guy paid an expert to say coconuts are bad? And now everyone buys MORE bananas? That's sneaky! That's the Expert Trick! Find a smart-sounding pirate. Pay him coins. Now HE says what YOU want—and everyone believes him! But he sounded SO smart! Sounding smart and BEING right aren't the same thing! Smart pirates can still say wrong stuff—especially if someone's paying them! Liberty Lesson: When someone says "The expert says," ask: Who's PAYING the expert? Does the expert get something if you believe him? Jab: If someone paid ME to say "Archer is the best pirate ever!"—would you believe it? I HOPE not! Same thing! Paid experts say what they're PAID to say! Quest: Next time you hear "the expert says," ask: Who is this expert? Who pays them? Do THEY win if I believe this? Experts can be wrong—or bought! Liberty Pirates think for themselves! #LibertyPirates #ThinkForYourself #FollowTheMoney

Jan 28, 20262 min

Ep 19Episode 19: The History Book Trick

Ahoy, crew! I was reading a story about the old days. It said Captain Goldbeard was a HERO! He saved everyone! But wait—who wrote that story? Captain Goldbeard's friends! There it is—The History Book Trick! Who writes the stories? The WINNERS! And what do winners say? "We were the GOOD guys! The other guys were BAD!" But what if that's not true? Doesn't matter! If YOU write the book, YOU pick what goes in it. The stuff that makes you look bad? Oops—forgot to write that part! So the guys who lost... maybe they weren't that bad? Maybe! But they didn't get to write the story. So we only hear ONE side. Liberty Lesson: When you hear a story about the old days, ask: Who wrote this? Did THEY win? What would the OTHER side say? Jab: If your brother ate the cookies and YOU got blamed, who tells Mom what happened? If he talks first, YOU'RE the bad guy! Same thing but BIGGER! Winners talk first. Losers don't get to talk at all! Quest: Next time you hear an old story, ask: Who's telling it? What would the other people say? Is there a side I'm NOT hearing? Don't just read the story—ask who WROTE it! Liberty Pirates question EVERYTHING! #LibertyPirates #QuestionEverything #WhoWroteIt

Jan 26, 20261 min

Ep 18Episode 18: Finders Keepers

Ahoy, crew! I was walking on the beach and I found something! A beautiful shiny shell! Nobody was there. Nobody owned it. I FOUND it! It's mine! Finders keepers! But then a captain walked over and said: "Give that to me. I'll share it with everyone. It's only fair!" Wait—did HE find it? No! Was HE looking for shells? No! Did HE do ANY of the work? NO! He was just sitting there! I'M the one who walked. I'M the one who looked. I'M the one who found it! So why should HE get to decide what happens to YOUR shell? I said "But I found it!" And he said: "Don't be selfish." Oh, the old "selfish" trick! YOU do the work. THEY want it. And YOU'RE the bad guy? Nope! Liberty Lesson: If nobody owns something and YOU find it—it's YOURS! You did the work. You get to keep it! Jab: If you find a cool rock, it's yours! If you pick a flower, it's yours! Finder did the finding! He did NOTHING and wants MY shell. THAT'S not fair! Quest: Ask your family: If I find something nobody owns, whose is it? What makes something MINE? Finders keepers! Liberty Pirates earn their treasure! #LibertyPirates #FindersKeepers #EarnYourTreasure

Jan 21, 20261 min

Ep 17Episode 17: The Snitch Ship

Ahoy, crew! Something bad is happening with my best friend Finn. The captain pulled me aside and said: "Harry, I want you to watch Finn. If he does ANYTHING bad, come tell me. You'll get a treat!" Now I feel icky. Finn is my FRIEND! I don't wanna spy on my friend! That icky feeling? That's your gut saying THIS IS WRONG. But why would the captain want me to do that? Think about it. If you're watching Finn, and Finn is watching you... are you still good friends? Or are you both scared? Scared. I'd be scared to do ANYTHING. What if Finn tells on me? And Finn is scared too. Now NOBODY is having fun. Everybody's nervous. And who's in charge of all the scared pirates? The captain! Liberty Lesson: When someone says "Tell on your friend," they're trying to break you apart. Friends who don't trust each other are easy to boss around! Jab: A good friend doesn't spy on you. And a good captain doesn't ask you to spy on your friends! That icky feeling is right. Don't do it! Quest: If someone asks you to tell on a friend, ask yourself: How would I feel if my friend did this to ME? Liberty Pirates stick together! Friends don't spy on friends! #LibertyPirates #TrustYourGut #FriendsDontSpy

Jan 19, 20261 min

Ep 16Episode 16: The Rule Makers

Ahoy, crew! The captain made a rule. "NO COOKIES AFTER LUNCH!" So I didn't eat any. I really wanted one. But rules are rules! But THEN I saw the captain in the kitchen eating a COOKIE! After lunch! HIS rule! HE broke it! I said "HEY! You said no cookies!" And he said: "That rule is for YOU. Not for ME." But that's NOT FAIR! A rule is a rule! You met the Rule Makers! Some captains make rules for YOU that THEY don't follow. "Don't do this! Don't do that!" But watch THEM. They do whatever they want! Liberty Lesson: If someone makes a rule, watch them. Do THEY follow it? If the rule is so good—why don't THEY have to do it? Jab: Imagine your big brother says "No one touches the toys!" Then HE plays with them. You'd say "HEY!" Same thing! If you don't follow your OWN rule, it's not a real rule. It's just bossing people around! Quest: Next time someone makes a rule, watch them. Do they follow it too? Ask: "Does this rule count for YOU?" Real rules are for EVERYONE! Liberty Pirates play fair—captains too! #LibertyPirates #RulesForEveryone #PlayFair

Jan 14, 20262 min

Ep 15Episode 15: The Fighting Trick

Ahoy, crew! Something bad happened. My friends Jack and Lily were BEST friends yesterday. Now they're fighting! What happened?! The Fighting Trick! Salty Sam told Jack: "Lily said you're a smelly poopyhead!" Then he told Lily: "Jack is gonna take your toys!" But NONE of that was true! Salty Sam MADE IT UP! Now Jack and Lily are mad at each other for NO reason! Why would he do that? Look at Salty Sam now—he's playing with BOTH their toys while they fight! BINGO! He started the fight so HE could win! Jack and Lily are upset. Salty Sam is happy. HE gets the good stuff! Liberty Lesson: When two friends suddenly fight, ask: Did someone MAKE this happen? Who's happy that they're mad? Jab: Salty Sam isn't fighting. He's not upset. He's smiling while everyone else is sad! If he started it, why isn't HE in trouble? Hmm! Quest: If your friends get mad at each other, ask: Who told you that? Is it TRUE? Did someone make this fight happen? Don't fall for the Fighting Trick! Liberty Pirates ask questions first! #LibertyPirates #AskQuestions #FightingTrick

Jan 12, 20261 min

Ep 14Episode 14: The Lemonade Lie

Ahoy, crew! Guess what? I made LEMONADE! Yummy, cold, delicious lemonade! I'm gonna sell cups to my friends! But wait—here comes trouble. A bossy captain says: "STOP! You can't sell that! You don't have PERMISSION!" Permission? It's MY lemonade! MY lemons. MY sugar. MY water. MY cups. I made it! "Doesn't matter! Ask ME first. Fill out papers. Pay me coins. THEN maybe I'll say yes!" But I'm not hurting anyone. People WANT my lemonade. I MADE it. Why do I need YOUR permission?! That's the Lemonade Lie! Some bossy pirates think they get to say YES or NO to everything you do—even if it's YOUR stuff! Liberty Lesson: If you made it and nobody's getting hurt, why ask a bossy captain? It's YOUR lemonade. YOUR work. YOUR choice! Jab: They SAY it's for safety. "We just wanna make sure the lemonade is good!" But really? They want CONTROL. They want to feel like the BOSS of you! Here's the secret—YOU are the boss of you! Not some captain who didn't make the lemonade, didn't buy the lemons, didn't do ANY of the work! Quest: Ask your family—if I make something and want to share it, why would someone try to stop me? YOUR work is YOUR treasure! You don't need permission to TRY! Liberty Pirates are FREE! Make stuff! Trade stuff! No bossy captains allowed! #LibertyPirates #YouAreTheBoss #FreeToTrade

Jan 7, 20261 min

Ep 13Episode 13: The Shrinking Gold Trick

Ahoy, crew! Something weird is happening. Last year ONE gold coin bought TEN apples. This year? FIVE apples. The apples didn't change—so what happened to my gold?! You got hit by the SHRINKING GOLD TRICK! It's not the SIZE of your coin—it's how much stuff it can GET. Some sneaky captains have a magic printing press. They print MORE coins out of thin air! If there's MORE coins but the same apples... your coin means LESS! "Coins are everywhere now—I want MORE for my apples!" That's not fair! You WORKED for your coin! They just PRINTED theirs! Liberty Lesson: When captains print fake money, YOUR money buys LESS. Your piggy bank isn't growing—it's SHRINKING! Not because you spent it—because THEY printed more! That toy cost five coins last year, now TEN. Did it get better? NOPE! Your coins got WEAKER. They STOLE from your piggy bank without touching it! Jab: They don't CALL it stealing—they use big fancy words so you don't notice. You saved up. They printed more. Your savings buy less. That's STEALING with a printing press! And WHO gets new coins first? Captains and their friends! They spend it when it's worth a lot. By the time it reaches regular pirates? Worth way less! First spender buys cheap. Last guy pays double! Quest: Look at something your family buys—milk, bread. Ask: "Did this cost less when YOU were little? WHY does it cost more now?" The answer is the Shrinking Gold Trick! Captains print, pirates pay—but NOT Liberty Pirates! We know the trick! #LibertyPirates #SoundMoney #ProtectYourTreasure

Dec 31, 20252 min
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