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Episode 46 - Getting a haircut, and then the fight started

Today Ron talks about a deal between father and son in regards to being able to drive the car. We also discuss things that you should not say to your girlfriend of wife incase you want to start a fight between the both of you.

Nov 1, 20128 min

Episode 45 - Night stand picture, an old man and a frog, and commitment

Today Ron talks about a secret that no woman should keep from a man. We also talk about an old man who finds a talking from, and the differences between being involved and commitment.

Oct 25, 20127 min

Episode 44 - Talking to yourself, and a cuckoo clock

Today Ron talks about a grandpa and how he keeps calm in the grocery store. We also talk about a really cool million dollar question.

Oct 23, 20128 min

Episode 43 - Men vs Women

Today Ron talks about the differences between men and women

Oct 10, 20127 min

Episode 42 - 9 to 5, breakfast slang, and you might be too drunk if...

In today's episode Ron talks about working from 9 to 5 and leaving work early. We also talk about breakfast slang for truckers, and the meaning of double double. We also talk about signs that let you know if you are too drunk.

Oct 9, 20128 min

Episode 41 - Blonde mortician, don't ask these questions, and a password audit

Ron is back in Today's episode talking about a blonde moritcian, questions that you shouldn't ask people who you have just met, also the double meaning of characters, and captial.

Oct 8, 201211 min

Episode 40 - 12 Inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk wanting a push

Ron's evil brother Bob hosts todays episode with his evil jokes about a 12 inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk man wanting a push in the middle of the night.

Oct 5, 20126 min

Episode 39 - Urine sample diagnostic machine at Wal-Mart, and a speeding Granny

Today Ron talks about a new machine at Wal-Mart that checks whats wrong with you through urine samples. Ron also tell a very funny joke about a speeding granny.

Oct 4, 20129 min

Episode 38 - Community service, a winning toast, and crawling home from the pub

Today Ron talks about a barber that gives haircuts for community service. We hear an award winning toast, and a drunk man who has to crawl home from the pub.

Oct 2, 201211 min

Episode 37 - A call out of the blue, dumb lawyer questions, and will toilet paper make your breasts grow larger?

Today Ron talks about a phone call out of the blue, some really dumb lawyer questions, and the answer to the question will toilet paper make your breats grow larger?

Oct 1, 201211 min

Episode 36 - Marriage counsel , the doctor with bad and worse news

Today Ron talks about a couple take seeks marriage advice, and a doctor that has bad and worse news for one of his patients.

Sep 26, 20127 min

Episode 35 - Advertising for a psychotherapist, and jokes about idiots

Today Ron gives you a life changing tip about a website that will change your life. You will also learn about what kind of signs a psychotherapist wouldn't want to use for their business. We finish off with some jokes about idiots

Sep 25, 201211 min

Episode 34 - airplane vibrations, helicopter fan, hang to dry

Today Ron talks about why an airplane had vibrations in the sky, why blondes shouldn't fly helicopters, and why you shouldn't hang people up to dry.

Sep 19, 20128 min

Episode 33 - My skydiving adventure, running over lawyers, and oxymorons

Today Ron talks about his recent skydiving adventure, a joke about running over lawyers, and some sentences with oxymorons.

Sep 18, 20128 min

Episode 32 - How your brain learns English

In this episode Ron shows you an amazing secret how your brain will start understanding English from words and sentences that don't make any sense.

Sep 17, 20129 min

Episode 31 - A drunk at a biker bar, little people, and a tap on the shoulder

Today Ron talks about a drunk man at a biker bar. A cashier and a little person. A taxi ride that scared the daylights out of the driver.

Sep 14, 20128 min

Episode 30 - Slowing down or a complete stop, 5 blondes and a blind man, and family politics

Today Ron explains the difference between slowing down and a complete stop, we also have a blind man walking into a bar with five blonds. We finish off the podcast with an understanding of family and its comparison to politics.

Sep 13, 20127 min

Episode 29 - Tennis elbow, and a honest priest

Today Ron talks about a man who had a bulge in his pants, a priest who is extremely honest.

Sep 12, 20129 min

Episode 28 - Nagging wife, farting husband, and trophy wife

Today Ron talks about a man whos nagging wife died, a husband that farts too much in the morning, and how a man can get a trophy wife.

Sep 10, 201210 min

Episode 27- The blonde with two red ears, a peacock for a son, and head of the household

Today Ron explains why you should not talk on the phone while ironing, why sleeping with a peacock is a bad idea, and who really is the head of the household.

Sep 7, 20128 min

Episode 26 - A talking dog, changing weather, and funerals

Today on learn English Funcast Ron speaks about a talking dog, double meaning in the word change, and some funeral jokes.

Sep 4, 20128 min

Bonus - Interview with my buddy Joe

Today I speak with my buddy Joe. We discuss what is important when moving to an apartment. We also get into a serious debate on whether aliens are real or not.

Sep 4, 201232 min

Episode 25 - Words of wisdom, your next, and listening in a marriage

Today we Ron gives us a few words of wisdom, along with good and bad ways to say whats next. We also talk about the importance of listening to one another in marriage.

Sep 3, 20126 min

Episode 24 - Long names, buying rats, and a joke telling parrot

In Today`s episode Ron talks about having a really really long name. We also talk about cockroaches and rats in an apartment, and a parrot that tells jokes.

Aug 31, 20128 min

Episode 23 - Petnames for your girlfriend, and Justin Bieber saved my life

In todays Episode Ron explains good and bad petnames for your girlfriend, and shares a story on how Justin Bieber saved his life.

Aug 30, 20127 min

Episode 22 - Counting sheep, game of intelligence, and quotes about age

Today Ron talks about a blond who is amazing at counting sheep. A blonde who is smarter than a lawyer, and quotes about getting old. He also forgot to turn off his cell and you get a bonus of two text message beeps during the podcast.

Aug 29, 201212 min

Episode 21 - Driving pissed off, a bank loan, and scolding your child.

Today Ron talks about a smart rich man, a pissed off confused driver, and a son that gets revenge on his dad.

Aug 28, 201210 min

Episode 20 - Father of my child and a killer jigsaw

Today Ron tells a joke about a man that met a woman who says he is the father of her child and a blonde who needs help with a killer jigsaw puzzle.

Aug 26, 20128 min

Episode 19 - Men are like .....

Today we learn what is a Simile and Ron reads a few Men are like jokes.

Aug 23, 20125 min

Episode 18 - What is circumcision? and the truth about wives

In Today's Episode Ron talks about a boys experience getting circumsized. We also discuss famous one line jokes about being married.

Aug 22, 20128 min

Episode 17 - Drinking customs and email to a widow

In today's episode Ron discusses a drinking custom between three brothers, and a suprise email that was sent to a recent widow.

Aug 21, 20129 min

Episode 16 - Three feelings: stress, tension, and panic

Today your host Ron talks about different feeling such as strees, tension, and panic. We also make jokes about old age.

Aug 20, 20129 min

Episode 15 - Bar Jokes

Today Ron tells a few of his favorite bar jokes.

Aug 19, 20129 min

Episode 14 - Real Talk

In This episode Ron talks abit about himself and what this podcast is about

Aug 16, 20129 min

Episode 13 - The police officer stole my wife

In today's episode Ron talks about a man that had his wife stolen by a police officer.

Aug 15, 20127 min

Episode 12 - Lift or Elevator , Crisp or Chips?

In this episode Ron talks about difference of words between Americans and British people.

Aug 14, 20129 min

Episode 11 - Mechanics hiding in the toilet

In this episode Ron teaches you how to travel by train with your friends at a huge discount.

Aug 10, 20126 min

Episode 10 - Getting a better warranty and dog stains

Today is our 10th podcast. Ron talks about getting a warranty and stains that dogs leave on the carpet.

Aug 9, 20128 min

Episode 9 - Theres a baby in your belly

In this episode Ron talks about a baby in a womans belly, and a man who eats some digusting peanuts.

Aug 8, 20126 min

Episode 8 - Bus Ride with ugly baby

In todays episode Ron talks about bus rides with ugly babys and a prince who can only say two words a year.

Aug 7, 20126 min

Episode 7 - Four Business Men

Today Ron discusses a joke where four business men wait for their wives to give birth.

Aug 6, 20126 min

Episode 6 - A 600 Story Hotel

In this episode Ron tell tells a joke about a broken elevator and climbing up 600 stories in a hotel.

Aug 3, 20126 min

Episode 5 - No talking for 30 days

Today we have a joke about a man who's wife won't talk to him for 30 days

Aug 2, 20126 min

Episode 4- Blonde Jokes

In This episode Ron tells two blonde jokes, and discusses if all blondes really are air heads.

Aug 1, 20124 min

Episode 3 - Building Bridges

In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man and a genie.

Jul 31, 20125 min

Episode 2: A ride with a penguin

In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man who drives around town with penguins.

Jul 30, 20123 min

Episode 1 Welcome to English Funcast

In This episode you will meet the Host Ron and discuss the meanings of three different jokes.

Jul 30, 20123 min