Learn English Funcast
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Episode 96 - A tough judge, a collections specialist, and dropping money in the outhouse
Today Ron talks about a judge getting fined for speeding. We learn what it means to be a collections specialist, and why you should drop a twenty dollar bill down an outhouse hole. Don't forget to signup to our email list at www.englishfuncast.com
Episode 95 - Hiding in the closet, a company shakeup, and a hotdog collection
In Today's episode we talk about a do it yourself furniture, we also discuss a stupid mistake by a stupid CEO, and a man who has a hotdog collection. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and sign up to our email list.
Episode 94 - a hypochondriac, tending an elephant, modern art gallery, and come again
In Today's episode we talk about a hypochondriac, tending to an elephant at a zoo. What one woman thoughts on modern art are. We finnish off by understanding the meaning of come again.
Episode 93 - marriage counsel, zip codes, and artificial insemination
In Today's episode Ron talks about marriage problems, what is a zipcode, and postal code. We also discuss artificial insemination.
Episode 92 - To take a hike, going hang gliding, and writing an obituary.
In Today's episode Ron talks about the meaning of taking a hike. We also learn why going hang gliding could be very dangerous, and a really cheap widow who wrote a very short obituary.
Episode 91 - The end is near, idiot manager, and diamonds aren't forever
In today's episode Ron talks about why road signs are really important. We discuss a manager who is called an idiot and why buying a diamond ring for your girl isn't really the smartest idea.
Episode 90 - Sucking your thumb, a terminal illness, and late for work
In Today's episode Ron talks about why sucking your thumb can make you fat. We also talk about what to do with all your money when your going to die from a terminal illness. We end off the episode talking about why you shouldn't take sleeping pills the night before work.
Episode 89 - The Carpet man, the coast is clear, and slow as a turtle
In Today's episode Ron talks about a man who installs carpets. A late night phone call, and what its like to be a really really slow turtle.
Episode 88 - secs or sex, no fingers, and I like your thinking
In Today's Episode Ron talks about the difference between seconds and sex. We also talk about how much it would suck to get your fingers cut off. We end off the episode talking about how you can describe one object but think of another.
Episode 87 - Chilling with Andrew from China232.com talking about awful children's book titles
Today we have an awesome guest. Andrew from www.china232.com joins us. He talks about his awesome English learning podcast that he and his brother host. We also discuss some of the worst children's book titles.
Episode 86 - Dumb criminals, and stupid label descriptions
Today Ron reads us a couple stories about dumb criminals. We also read and explain some stupid label descriptions from around the world.
Episode 85 - Famous dead people, shipwrecked with a supermodel, and poor Mike Tyson
In Today's podcast we discuss how famous people prove that they are who they say they are. What would happen if you were shipwrecked with a supermodel, and why Mike Tyson is so sad.
Episode 84 - Chuck Norris Quotes
In today's podcast we discuss the most famous quotes by the greatest martial artist of all time. Chuck Norris!!!
Episode 83 - Satan's sister, losing memory, blondes and basketball
Today Ron talks about someone who has been living with Satan's sister. We also have a joke about memory loss with age.
Episode 82- The formula for water, Indian taxi, shower instructions, lather, rinse and repeat
In Today's episode Ron talks about H2O. Fast Japanese cars and Indian taxi's. A gift for a wife that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds flat. The difference between vacancy and vacuum. We end off talking about a blonde taking a shower forever and why.
Episode 81 - What is ology? Boys with strange names, a ring and an election
In today's episode Ron talks about the meaning ology. We also have a hard time reading a joke about boys with strange names. We discuss different kinds of ring and how elections work in different countries.
Episode 80- Don't has, the man with the ferrari, the talkative wife
Today Ron talks about why you should never say "don't has". We also talk about why a man who owns a Ferrari is sad and crying. Blondes who go to Disney Land, and a wife you talks way too much on the phone.
Episode 79 - Introducing English Funcast U
In today's episode Ron discusses the launch of English Funcast University. We also have some funny blonde and engineering jokes for you.
Episode 78 - Computer and Blonde jokes
In Today's Episode Ron tells a few funny computer jokes, and we once again share some amazing jokes about blondes.
Episode 77 - Hotel Amenities, something fishy, and why mens lives are easy
Today we discuss why you should always use all the hotel amenities. We learn what the meaning of something fishy is. We end the episode giving reasons why mens lives are so easy compared to women.
Episode 76 - Texas highway patrol, cool your heels, and double negatives.
Today Ron talks about three blondes applying for a job as a Texas highway patrol. What it means to cool your heels, and the meaning of a double negative.
Episode 75 - Shot in the heart, ordering some woop, and playing poker
Today Ron talks about a woman who wants to join her dead husband. A man in a restaurant who orders something called woop, and how a man lost his wife playing poker.
Episode 74 - Man of the house, how to fake that you understand English, and smoking dads
In Today's podcast Ron talks about a man who thinks he is the man of the house. We also learn what to say in English even though you might not understand what is being told to you. We have three boys share stories about how their dads smoke.
Episode 73 - Expensive perfume, don't drink and drive, and a very good salesman
In Today's episode Ron talks about women and their expensive perfumes. We also talk about why you shouldn't drink and drive. Finally we have a few good jokes about some incredible salesmen.
Episode 72 - Worlds smartest dog, e-mail from hell, and putting an ad in the paper
In today's episode Ron talks about the worlds smartest dog, a man on vacation that sends an e-mail to the wrong person. We also discuss a man who puts an ad in the paper searching for his lost dog.
Episode 71 - Peking duck, newlyweds, and a pen for outer space
Today Ron talks about a peeking peking duck, how newlyweds can pretend to be not newlywed, and a special pen that can write in outerspace.
Episode 70 - Reflecting on the porch, a dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk
Today Ron makes his return to the English Funcast podcast after spending some time in New York. We discus an old lady reflecting on her porch, a race dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk that actually said something smart.
Episode 69 - The smarter scientist, who shot the beaver, and the wonders of plastic surgery
Today Ron talks about different scientists making discoveries in their cities. We learn a good analogy about a beaver, and we finish off with women who had amazing plastic surgery done that you will never guess who wasn't able to guess who she was.
Episode 68 - Never tease a gorilla, drinking tea stops fights, and lifesavers are...
Today Ron talks about why you should never tease a gorilla or a man for that matter. We also talk about how having a mouthful of tea will help women stop fights with their husband. We also discuss the different flavors and colors of lifesavers.
Episode 67- Boxers, briefs, g-strings, and thongs. Fifty bucks if fifty bucks, and a blone expecting twins.
Today Ron explains the different types of underwear. We tell a story about an old couple and a helicopter ride, and finish off talking about a blonde who is expecting twins.
Episode 66 - How to shower like a man and a woman
Today Ron talks about what how men and women take a shower step by step.
Episode 65 - Blondes and buses, three dogs, and the lost husband
Today Ron talks about blondes riding a double decker bus. Three dogs and their misbehaviour, and a cat that always finds its way home.
Episode 64 - Shrink vs Bartender , magic mirror, and the moral of the story is...
Today Ron talks about how a bartenders advice is sometimes better than an expensive shrink. We also discuss a magic mirror, and what the moral of some childrens stories are.
Episode 63 - Birthday wish, two important qualities, and I don't like the looks of this
Today Ron talks about a wifes birthday wish. We learn two important qualities of a doctor, and why I don't like the looks of this.
Episode 62 - The New Years Special
Today Ron talks about his new years resolutions, tips for improving English for the New Years, and a few jokes about the end of the year.
Episode 61 - Christmas Special
Today Ron tells us a few xmas riddles, some santa jokes, and 15 ways to confuse santa on xmas.
Episode 60 - Some poetry, discount at the dentist, a dehydrated hydra, and I can't see my wife
Today Ron shares a beautiful poem with us. We discuss how to get discounts from a dentist. A hydra walks into a bar, and wife this an can't see his wife for a few days.
Episode 59 - Clothing sale, first class to athens, safest things to say to a woman
Today Ron talks about a clothing sale that is too good to be true. We learn how to speak blonde to a woman on a flight to Athens, and we learn how to speak to woman without getting into trouble.
Episode 58 - Return of evil Bob, wanted ad in paper, how was I born? and driving angry
In today's episode evil Bob has escaped from the basement and has locked our usual host Ron in a cage in the basement. Bob talks about a wanted ad in the paper, how people are born, and why not to drive angry.
Episode 57 - Labor pain, porch or a porche, and spoiled milk
In Today's episode Ron talks about a woman delivering a baby, the difference in pronounciating porch and porche, and why some milk is called spoiled milk.
Episode 56 - crap in the carburettor, scratching our balls, and snails for dinner
Today Ron talks about a blonde who has car trouble. A man who has no balls to scratch, and finding snails on the beach for a dinner party.
Episode 55 - Walking on water, a clean hangover, booze and worms
Todays our podcast returns with our own intro song. We talk about walking on water, an alcohol that gives you the cleanest alcohol ever along with a strange side effect, and a story about booze and worms.
Episode 54 - Smokes and condoms, a snoring soldier, and feeling like a woman
Today Ron talks about how two old woman smoke cigarettes in the rain. How to sleep in a room at night with a snoring soldier. We end off the podcast on what it feels like to be a women.
Episode 53 - The pig with the wooden leg, mini vs royce, and feeling like a woman.
Today Ron talks about how video games help you learn English. We share a story about a pig with a three medals and a wooden leg. A competition of luxury between a mini and a rolls royce. Finally we talk about what it is to really feel like a woman.
Episode 52 - Bill Clinton and his wife, be careful, and drafted by the army
Today Ron talks about a forty year old secret that Bill Clinton has kept from his wife. We also talk about why a husband tells his wife to be careful when cooking breakfast. We end todays episode with a story about a man who got drafted into the army.
Episode 51 - Bacon tree, overdraft, saving a bush, and the story of a period
Today Ron talks about a tree make of bacon. We also hear a wonderful story about saving bush, and an exciting story about a period.
Episode 50 - The law student, two cross nuns, a lying wife, and don't step on the ducks
Today is our 50th episode. We celebrate it with the best opening theme song of all time, and some really funny jokes.
Episode 49 - Your gonna die, game for old people, why dogs are better than woman, and my friend died
Today Ron speaks a woman with a terminal sickness. Top games for old people. Reasons why dogs are better than women, a friend who died by accident.
Episode 48 - It's good to be a bear, IRS issues, old is when, and being amish
We got a lengthy episode for you guys today about being a bear, IRS issues, you know your old when, and being Amish. The show is also interrupted by a bell ringing at the end.
Episode 47 - Car accident, more fighting, and the story of three balloons
Today Ron talks about the meaning of a T-bone. More stories about things not to say in order to not start a fight. We also discuss the story of a family of three balloons.