Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on The KOKO Show we put all our shit aside and moved footy to the fore, breaking down all the round 4 action from both the Superb Rugby and Six Nations. The lads can't resist hooping and hollering at the hot throbbing product that is Super Rugby Pacific 2025, as they discuss a week of footy that was packed full of upstarts, uprisings and upsets. Within our new segment ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’ the crew highlights how the Waratahs have found their fire, the Brumbies have built themselves a backbone and just how beautiful a weekend is when only one Kiwi team wins.Plus, these pheromone sodden phenoms take a little walk on the wild side as they unpack all the action from up north in the ‘Six Nations Summation’, bringing light to the fearless French, interrogating the incompetent Irish and somewhat extinguishing the excitable English. Moreover, with only one round left in the greatest rugby competition in the world, the boys have a little look and spirited debate about who holds poll position heading into their final 80 minutes.Lastly, we are joined briefly by the Aussie breaker of English hearts and Waratahs young gun Mr Max Jorgensen (full interview on Thursday) for a little chinwag about his red hot form in Super Rugby and the guys get down and dirty as they immerse themselves in a Quiz. So, throw the kids on the ipad, leave everything in the sink, pop a couple xannies and melt into your well weathered lazy-boy, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 01:05 - Introducing the show 03:00 - Introducing the boys 07:24 - What did we learn over the weekend? 11:25 - KOKO Fantasy Comp update 13:04 - Super Rugby Round Up / KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways 13:32 - Waratahs got their start right 19:01 - The competition is so tight: No such things as and upset25:33 - Crusader v Reds was the first blowout of 2025 / Will Jordan praise 3201 - Max Jorgensen pops in early 32:50 - Drua upset over the Chiefs / Moana over the Hurricanes 35:01 - Jorgo talks about the win over the Force 36:22 - Jorgo’s dad Peter is a loose unit 37:34 - Six Nations Summation 37:55 - FRANCE V IRELAND REVIEW 42:19 - Jorgo wants to fend Duhan van der Merwe 42:51 - SCOTLAND V WALES REVIEW / A WHAT'S DREWING?49:11 - ENGLAND V ITALY REVIEW 52:15 - The KOKO Quiz59:18 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second episode you lucky bastards get to sink your teeth into this week will go down in KOKO show history as a ‘Hall Of Fame’ show on every possible level.We are joined by Rugby Australia’s little engine that can and will, a back rower that tackles like he has rabies and banters beyond his years. Please enjoy the ‘Pest from the West’, the headcase from Hale and the undisputed ‘Peoples Champ’, it is the one and only Carlo Tizzano. This young thoroughbred spends 45 of the best minutes with us talking about the Force in 2025, the upcoming Lions Series, his beef with England’s Tom Curry and the benefits of sleeping with mouth tape on.Plus, Carlo sticks around to preview all the footy coming up this weekend in both the Super Rugby and the penultimate round of the Six Nations. So drop everything you are doing, get out your dream journal and start taking notes, because Carlo ‘Triple Threat’ Tizzano is a case study you don't want to miss. It is time for episode 10 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show - talking about sleeping with mouth tape 01:32 - Carlo talks about his love of MMA01:55 - Carlo’s intro 03:08 - Carlo talks about his quirks 03:52 - Carlo and Swoop spent some time together at the Mauritius 10’s07:06 - Carlo’s rugby heroes08:46 - Carlo talks about how MMA helped his rugby and who he would fight in footy11:37 - What is Carlo’s full Italian name? 13:36 - Carlo talks about his vlogging and why athletes should do it more 15:03 - How annoying is Nic White at the Force?16:34 - Carlo Tizzano v Fraser McReight 19:30 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour 20:44 - How is traveling from Perth?23:27 - Carlo Tizzano’s favourite cartoon character24:15 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island Questions 27:42 - Carlo talks about his personal form and the form of the Force30:15 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW - TAHS V FORCE 31:57 - Carlo talks about being Neurodivergent 35:45 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW CONTINUED43:07 - SIX NATIONS ROUND 4 PREVIEW - IRELAND V FRANCE44:37 - SCOTLAND V WALES 45:12 - ENGLAND V ITALY47:32 - Goodbye to Carlo49:34 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s first spoonful of The KOKO Show you all get treated to a tasty charcuterie board of fine footy yummies. This week the lads decided to do the ‘Superb Rugby Roundup’ a little differently, instead of winding their way through every game one by one, they decided to tackle another cracking week of domestic footy by illuminating their ‘Top 5 Talking points’.Moreover, with this new found angle and creative direction, the fellas have conjured up some of the best and most beautiful rugby punditry money can buy, as they deep dive on how all the Aussie teams are shaping up after three weeks, as well as establishing a mutual agreement that no Super Rugby team has hit their straps just yet.Plus, after the boys clean themselves up from that sensual Super Rugby session of common sense, they add to their tally of ‘Locked in Lions’ and finally they finish with a truly edge of your seat installment of the KOKO Quiz.So sheer your sheep, milk those cows and collect the eggs, because Old MacDonald has a fucking good podcast for you to listen to. It is time for episode nine of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:55 - Introduce the boys 04:33 - What the boys learnt over the weekend06:13 - Ma’a Nonu returns to Toulon 09:11 - KOKO Fantasy Competition12:04 - Super Rugby Roundup - ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’12:42 - Biv: The amazing tries in Super Rugby 18:45 - Swoop: Foul play in the Drua v Tahs game 21:28 - Gits: How good are the ‘Finishers’ 28:08 - Swoop: Why can't you jump over the ruck to score?33:25 - Biv: Culture Round was a success and the comp is tight38:28 - Super W Round 1 Recap 40:06 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the week 44:24 - The KOKO Quiz 51:50 - The Locked in Lions - Carlo Tizzano crashes the party55:31 - Carlo Tizzano has beef with Tom Curry55:51 - Carlo tells the story of how he chipped his tooth 57:17 - Carlo talks about sleeping with mouth tape 59:40 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely.We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’. Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds. So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused.It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions 04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview 04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW 07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW 09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW 10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW 11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35 16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update 17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick 29:04 - The KOKO Website 29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation33:38 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for youUse promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all.Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell.With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him.Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show02:26 - Introduce the boys 04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy 06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update 08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell 09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion 11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game? 12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend 13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series 14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack 18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic? 20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason 21:30 - Finn on his time in France 27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop 28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn 29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off 30:56 - The KOKO Quiz 37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW 43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW 47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read 50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW 52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW 57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW 01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW 01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW 01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week 01:12:23 - Close of the show Ovolo Southside Hong Kong KOKO Offer We’ve teamed up with Ovolo Hotels again to bring you the ultimate Rugby 7s experience at Southside by Ovolo.and as part of the KOKO crew, we’ve got an exclusive promo code just for youUse promo code OVOLOKOKO when you book direct on the Ovolo Hotels website to score 10% off your stay exclusively at Southside By Ovolo. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton. In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton 03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family 05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp 07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France 09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara 17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs 19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys 23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP 24:29 - The Island Survival Question 26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series 27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview 37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions 40:23 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:00 - Introducing the show 04:39 - Introduce the boys 06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat 12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation 12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW 16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW 35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW 39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby 48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree51:14 - The KOKO Quiz 57:11 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’. With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres. Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness 02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day 04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion 05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW 10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play?13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW 25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW 29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner 29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby 31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment 37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day?39:02 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 03:37 - Intro the boys 06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians 07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit 14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion 20:38 - Six Nations Summation 21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW 29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW 35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW 42:53 - The KOKO Quiz 52:29 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two 01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen 02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind 06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item 08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje 09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe 12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension 13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies 14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions 17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations19:00 - The KOKO Quiz 26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland 27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN! 28:51 - The boys farewell Mack 29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions 34:47 - Close of the showBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, Kick Offs and Kick Ons is back on the airwaves in 2025 and in the first episode of season two the lads do not disappoint in bringing the heat. After an off-season full of self reflection, realignment and rejuvenation the KOKO Crew are returning with a pep in their step, a new outlook on life and absolutely no sponsors to speak of. In 2025 we are bringing you double the debauchery each week with two separate episodes to ensure our fans get a complete feast of footy week in and week out. In episode one of season 2 we cut straight to the bone of all the Six Nations news after one week of the tournament, breaking down how the Irish outmuscled the English, the Scots dismantled the Italians and the French whacked the woeful Welsh. Plus, the boys give you their ‘Bold Predictions’ for 2025, illuminating their authentic thoughts and feelings in the world of rugby, as well as gambling on real life milestones. So sit back raise your hands to the skies and shout “fuck yes KOKO is back”, as we bring you the world of rugby like you have never heard it before, whilst giving you a chaser of inane banter to help it go down smoothly. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons 2.0. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 00:54 - Season 1 recap 02:52 - Introducing the boys05:25 - What the boys did in their break12:04 - The new KOKO Show format - 2 Episodes a week14:09 - What we have to look forward to in 202516:37 - Finish these sentences 18:10 - KOKO Bold Predictions 24:38 - The Six Nations Summation 27:04 - FRANCE V WALES REVIEW36:01 - SCOTLAND V ITALY REVIEW40:43 - IRELAND V ENGLAND REVIEW48:18 - Other rugby news56:31 - PERTH SEVENS REVIEW58:59 - KOKO website and socials plug59:21 - Sponsorship call out59:51 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The KOKO boys end the year looking back at their time at the famous Hong Kong 7s thanks to HKTB, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels. Outside of the incredible rugby the highlights for the trip included a night at Sha Tin Races, fancy dress shopping on Pottinger Street and of course a visit to The Peak.At the stadium itself we had an incredible time in both the state-of-the-art Cathay Suite and also in the lively South Stand as well as being joined by a plethora of famous faces join the show including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield and Michael Hooper.2025 is set to be even bigger for the event with the weekend moving to Kai Tak Sports Park for the first time and we are looking very likely to return, so you should be there too and thanks to Cathay you can get special package deals including flights, hotels and tickets from the links below:CATHAY DEALS AUS - https://flights.cathaypacific.com/en_AU/offers/hong-kong-sevens-2025.htmlCATHAY DEAL UK - https://flights.cathaypacific.com/en_GB/offers/hong-kong-sevens-2025.htmlMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears by way of the Central Tablelands in NSW as the fellas finish off our inaugural season of KOKO in Orange. Despite the boys being of weary body and mind, they bound their Northern Hemisphere inflicted wounds, popped a couple Nurofen plus and got back on this bucking bronco of a show to finish the year off in grassroots style. When we started this show, all we wanted to do is help the average Aussie footy fan fall back in love with rugby again, whilst giving back to the OG footy fans in our rural and regional communities. Oh Boy! Let us bloody tell you rugby union is alive and well if northwest NSW is anything to go by and we can’t thank The Saltbush Hotel, Orange and the surrounding areas enough for their support of the show in our final episode of season one.In this week’s episode we put a pretty little Chrissy bow on what was a whirlwind debut season for Kick Offs and Kick Ons, discussing the year that was 2024 in both the contexts of our show as well as the World Rugby landscape as a whole. The lads breakdown their highs and lows of the year, who and what caught their eye on the field and what 2025 has in store for all of us. We would like to give a big thank you to our headline sponsor MYER for all of their support this year and allowing us to create a show that accurately conveys the light and shade of Australian Rugby. Plus, we would also like to show some love to all of our sponsors throughout 2024 for being vital cogs in the wheel of success that was KOKO 1.0. In a year that has seen us laugh, cry, sit on milk crates and then travel to all corners of the globe, it is you our fans that deserve the final thanks. Without your support week in and week out, we wouldn't be able to put this poor excuse of a podcast together and for that we are eternally grateful. So, for the final time in 2024 lather yourself in baby oil, put on your comfiest lounging around g-banger and let the buttery tones of KOKO take you on a journey. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES 00:00 - Start of the show 01:36 - Introducing the show03:51 - Introducing the boys07:05 - Thanks to the Saltbush Hotel for having us10:56 - Highlights and lowlights of the year17:41 - Favourite guest 21:20 - Budgy Smuggler23:40 - THE WALLABIES YEAR AND AWARDS29:16 - Joe Schmidt’s future in Australian Rugby 33:39 - Wallabies five year plan 37:03 - The Lions tour39:12 - SIX NATIONS PREVIEW42:25 - THE ALL BLACKS’ YEAR IN 202446:23 - THE SPRINGBOKS’ YEAR IN 202448:52 - ARGENTINA’S YEAR IN 2024 54:44 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER 01:03:01 - Drew thanks the fans of the show 01:04:17 - What does KOKO look like in 2025?01:07:53 - Close of the show and season 1 of KOKOBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usA massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comFOLLOW US:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads leave their luggage-less European odyssey behind to take on the delicious yet dangerous deserts of Dubai. As we all know December signals the end of the International Test season down under, with the resurgent Wallabies going down in a tight tussle against the intoxicating Irish in Dublin. With that being said the KOKO Crew breaks down all the ins and outs of that encounter and how Aussie fans should be buoyed by what we saw in Joe Schmidt’s heartbreaking homecoming. However, as we close the book on 2024’s Test Match madness, the lads open up the sensational sevens scrapbook as we look at all the action from the Emirates Dubai Sevens. We trade in the slush and sleet of soggy Europe for the sun and sand of the UAE, to bring you a cracking show from the comfort of the Emirates Dubai Sevens Sunroom, as we celebrate the Aussie women and the Fiji men for claiming their respective titles over the weekend. Plus, the gang are joined by two of the all time greats who are now part of the HSBC red polo stable raking in that global dollar, so please get ready to enjoy the stories and world class banter from Bryan Habana and Michael Hooper.To cap off a cracking episode we express our love and support for all the people and entities involved in putting together this KOKO Tour and of course we show our appreciation for the beautiful people at MYER with an all time mixed bag Match Fit all they from the Dubai desert. As we near the end of our inaugural season as The KOKO Show we encourage you not to worry and be happy because we promise to be back bigger and better next year. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons The Emirates Dubai Sevens Editions.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 01:29 - Run through of the tour so far04:03 - Introduce the boys 06:23 - Reviewing Gits’ new ink 07:20 - Drew gets scammed 10:29 - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW18:11 - 2003 English World Cup winners in the crowd18:45 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater 25:09 - Chat about the Emirates Dubai Sevens28:29 - REVIEW OF THE EMIRATES DUBAI SEVENS ACTION30:04 - Welcome Bryan Habana 31:04 - Bryan talks about the Wallabies and Australian Rugby33:03 - Welcome Michael Hooper34:00 - Michael Hooper on the Wallabies 38:48 - Habana wants to know who did the best ‘Fruit Bat’41:41 - Habana and Hoops discuss their work in Dubai for HSBC45:01 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER48:58 - Denim Dan talking about his playing days 49:48 - KOKO Show in Orange plug 50:43 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug51:08 - Highlights and lowlights from the trip 52:20 - Denim Dan takes his pants off 53:10 - Emirates Dubai Sevens Highlight Showreel01:10:25 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show the lads are coming to you from the billionaire's backyard, Monaco. In a nation known for its tangy tax breaks, OTT opulence and a general intolerance for Aussie ‘riff raff’, there are four bog standard blokes with no voices, peaking anxiety levels and rented tuxedos leaving their mark on this really tidy town. We are in Prince Albert’s country for the World Rugby Awards and after dragging Holiday Swoop away from the open bar, Drew away from stalking Dupont and putting Goit’s shirt back on for the red carpet, we found ourselves just a little sliver of time to bring you a truly luxe podcasting presentation of perfection. As the Autumn Internationals come to close with only one match remaining next weekend, with the Aussies taking on the Irish, we give you a full breakdown of all the action from week three of the November Test Match madness. Moreover, despite the panel being down in the dumps after watching the Wallabies’ Grand Slam hopes get murdered at Murrayfield, we run through all the ins and outs of Scotland’s sublime sinking of HMAS ‘Schmidt Hot’ and how the Aussies will bounce back against the Irish. Plus, we will give you a little taste of all the matches from across the weekend, as well as all the winners and grinners from World Rugby’s night of nights. I mean it aint the Logies or the RSL’s mega meat tray raffle, but Monaco is pretty cool I guess. So, get yourself squared away as we bring you MYER’s first Monaco mixed bag Match Fit and some seriously sensational ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online. This show will certainly bring you vacay vibes, as boys go full ‘maxo relaxo’ in the middle of the Med. Despite our show standing out like dogs balls in such a serene setting, we promise to deliver you a demure dictation of the most distinguished debauchery in all of rugby. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons the Monaco edition. TIMECODES:00:00 - Cold Opener01:15 - Start of the show03:16 - Missing bags and late arrival to World Rugby Awards 06:48 - World Rugby Award winners09:00 - The KOKO Tour so far 12:13 - Budgy Smuggler shoutout 12:33 - Introduce the boys 16:10 - SCOTLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW23:33 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online31:50 - Swoop's lost jumper story and living arrangements 35:41 - Dubai Sevens Plug36:44 - SOUTH AFRICA VS WALES40:15 - IRELAND VS FIJI41:26 - FRANCE VS AGENTINA41:58 - ITALY VS ALL BLACKS44:13 - Razor Robinson Vaping44:40 - ENGLAND VS JAPAN46:13 - World Dream Team Picks48:44 - Match Fit54:22 - Quiz1:01:30 - KOKO Beer Easy Times1:07:36 - Highlights Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears from foggy old London, where people come to complain and sun tans come to die. The Special guest this week on KOKO does not have a long neck nor feathers, but boy he is a bit of a goose. He is England’s most capped player of all time and from all accounts one of the best blokes to ever grace a footy field. We apologize you have to listen to this pint-sized pain in the ass for a whole episode, but we are truly grateful that Mr. Ben Youngs dropped by for a chat.The boys run through the whole slate of Test Match footy from week 2 of the November Internationals, starting with the Wallabies record-breaking win over the woeful Welsh, England falling short once again to their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, Les Bleus bouncing the big boy All Blacks and plenty more from around the grounds. Thanks to our dear friends at MYER we bring you some silky summer threads from the dullest place on earth in a confusingly beautiful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’ and we fire up the grills to deliver our ‘Super Sizzlers’ from the weekend’s action, brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online. So lock up families, chain up your pets, and clear out your safety deposit boxes. The KOKO Contiki Tour is in full swing and Holiday Swoop has been let out of his cage. As we have always said on this show, when the Wallabies ‘Schmidt It In’, KOKO ‘Schmidts’ alongside them but one thing is for sure our boys turn that ‘Schmidt’ up to a ten. So, sit back and enjoy as we lock in on those kilt-wearing caber tossers, that's right Scotland you’re next! But right now it’s time for an all-new Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 00:00 - Intros04:51 - Ben Youngs Apologises again07:52 How do we fix ENGLAND?12:03 - The English Blitz defence15:31 - Is England missing too many experienced players?19:49 - Can Australia win the Grand Slam?21:29 - AUSTRALIA v WALES24:33 - Interest in the Wallabies growing in Australia.26:55 - Selections for Wallabies v Scotland28:27 - Superstars in your team gives you confidence 32:55 - FRANCE v ALL BLACKS36:12 - IRELAND v ARGENTINA39:42 - Michael Cheika coaching Ben at Leicester46:35 - Ben gets kidnapped47:35 - Start One, Bench One, Drop One53:05 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER56:42 - Australia v England Quiz01:03:29 - Super Sizzler thanks to Beefeater01:12:05 - where you can find Ben Podcast - For the Love of RugbyBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we take a minute as a nation to bask in the radiant light of victory and the glorious healing properties of ‘Schmidting it in’ over the old foe. The lads whisk you away on an all expenses paid trip in and around how the Wallabies managed to win their first match against England at Twickenham since 2015, keeping the hopes of breaking the 40 year Grand Slam drought well and truly alive. To help us navigate this titanus tussle at ‘Twicks’ we tried to think of a former English great that would willingly allow us to rub his nose in the fact that Australia is simply just better as a country, so we landed on Gits’ big burly and often baked bear of a best mate, Mr Alex Corbisiero who gives the show some much needed direction pointing out the areas of the game that caught his eye and the importance of professional identity. Furthermore, to put a bow on this vital victory for the mighty men in gold we dish up our ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Corbs generously graces us with a ‘phat rap’ dedicated to our show.Plus, we also cover all the other big dog bouts including the All Black’s upset of Ireland, the Boks silencing the Scots and of course Fiji whaling on Wales. We know what you are thinking, what are you guys wearing whilst you piece together this rugby roundtable of awesomeness? Well thanks to MYER the fellas are fashionably on point and they show you just what to buy for summer in the newest instalment of the always wonderful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So lie back and get comfy as we tell you a raunchy tale from the weekend entitled ‘The Grand Slam’, where the Northern Hemisphere wined and dined the South, then we rolled around in their fields a little, used their shower, sullied their tooth brush and never called them again, leaving the North’s ego bruised, used and confused heading into week 2 of the tour. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start 02:29 - Introductions 06:56 - ‘How Was Your Weekend Swoop?’ segment10:13 - Swoop’s return to the ‘KOKO Match Review’14:31 - Movember16:00 - London City Sevens16:35 - Introduce Alex Corbisiero 21:28 - San Diego Legion doco25:00 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES MATCH REVIEW44:06 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater 51:09 - Corb’s special rap for The KOKO Show55:16 - KOKO European Tour56:00 - Dubai Sevens56:42 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS MATCH REVIEW01:03:30 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA MATCH REVIEW 01:06:26 - WALES V FIJI MATCH REVIEW 01:08:51 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER 01:16:58 - KOKO Final Show in Orange 01:18:24 - Easy Times Brewing Co KOKO Christmas collection01:21:26 - Dear Drew01:25:19 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys celebrate an amazing Wallabies win against the old foe England in the dying moments at Twickenham. The ‘Gladiators of Gold’ showed a new identity of grit and determination to claim only their second Test Match win over the motherland in their last twelve matchups. The gang analyzed Aussie debutant Joseph Sua’ali’i’s performance as he became only the second Wallaby behind our very own Matt Giteau to play their first professional rugby union match on the international stage. Although Joseph’s bank balance might have a few less commas than Goits, he did however manage a feat that our little legend couldn't by claiming player man of the match honours in his very first outing. In a game where both sides landed punches and weathered storms, the lads highlight that for the Wallabies Len Ikitau had a formidable performance in every facet of the game and for the English it is fair to say Marcus Smith has put a stake in the ground as a premier fly half in world rugby. However, it was Joe Schmidt’s men who dug deep for the full eighty minutes and ensured that the always elusive Grand Slam title was still alive and kicking for the Wallabies in 2024. The lads will cover every square inch of this cracking Test Match documenting the emotional ebbs and flows of International rugby and how the mighty Wallabies took a Schmidt on England’s parade. So wake the fuck up and smell the roses that we just stole from those pesky primadonna Poms. Australia it is time to stop checking your blood pressure, pop a ‘xanny’, pour yourself a spritz and just bathe in the warm and fuzzies that a win over England provides. Please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the boys are joined by a Wallabies Test Centurion, pint sized powerhouse and just all around great bloke. This fella was known for his delicious service from the base of the ruck and the amazing ability to live on a steady diet of self confidence and Pepsi Max. That is right, Will Genia drops by to impart his wisdom, footy insights and humour on our delightful panel of dullards. In this episode the boys break down the All Black’s nail biting victory over England, as well as Scotland's schooling of a feeble Fiji at Murrayfield. Fret not ye KOKO cool cats, this is not where the ‘ra ra’ ramble ends, as the fellas fine tooth comb their way through week 1 of the November Internationals giving you personalised previews of all the hot tips and count flips when it comes to deciding who is better between the North and South. However, we spend a little more time on how Joe’s ‘Gladiators of Gold’ are shaping up to dismantle the motherland and priming themselves to sufficiently ‘Schmidt’ on England’s parade. Plus, thanks to our beautiful friends at MYER for keeping this show on its toes, we slide out another silky yet sensual ‘Match Fit’ that promises to hit you in all the right places. Furthermore, with the mercury rising and the ocean glittering our hankering for a grilling session is coming to the surface, so thanks to BeefEater and Appliances Online the time for a BBQ is now. So sit back, plug in your iPod shuffle, flip a couple of snags and bask in the glow of KOKO, as we prepare the nation to watch our mighty Wallabies turn Twickenham into a temple of torture, whilst joyfully downing our foes that wear that silly rose. Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show 02:42 - Introduce the boys 05:26 - Budgy Smuggler promo shoot06:33 - Rugby Roundup part 1 / Northern Hemisphere Legends07:30 - SCOTLAND V FIJI - REVIEW13:41 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS - REVIEW AND THE JOE MARLER HAKA SITUATION23:22 - Introduce Will Genia 25:10 - Hazing Will Genia26:36 - Will Genia on his time in Japan30:24 - Will’s opinion on the current Wallabies team 35:50 - Will on what it is like to play in the Northern Hemisphere 38:15 - KOKO Spring Tour plug39:36 - Start, Bench and Drop40:47 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug 41:01 - Will Genia on Joseph Sua’ali’i43:53 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES - PREVIEW53:27 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS - PREVIEW59:32 - WALES V FIJI - PREVIEW01:02:22 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA - PREVIEW01:04:08 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER01:09:13 - The KOKO Christmas Special in Orange01:10:10 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater01:12:44 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads are back after a much needed hiatus, filled with meditation retreats, prostate exams and day trips to their local VIP gaming facilities. All in all it is fair to say that they are back with a renewed energy for life and the sole mindset of delivering to you our beautiful fans a just above average entertainment experience. With this being our first episode back on the horse after a break we thought let's not burden our beautiful minds with the pressures of a special guest, but rather let’s see this wild beast of a ‘no guest nonsense’ show organically grow to thoroughly encompass both the joys of rugby union and the unrivalled shenanigans deep within us all. Thanks to MYER this show is able to remain on the air and this week they kept the lights on so we can give you a full preview of the upcoming spring/autumn tours where us the salty Southerners will once again pull the pants down of some Northern nobodys in dramatic Test Match fashion. In this episode we give you a full run sheet of how each team plans to ‘Schmidt it in’ north of the invisible line whilst also preparing the residence of the UK and Ireland for their impending arrival to the ‘Motherland’ for our highly anticipated KOKO Spring Tour brought to you by MIXR and the WRU. Plus, our sun kissed studs show off their exquisite summer ready loot from MYER in another masterful mixed bag Match Fit. We also sing our praises for the gorgeous humans at Easy Times Brewing Co for their delightfully delicious and drinkable drops and of course you can't have beer without a BBQ, so we give a massive thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline for their continual support.So please raise your hands if you have missed us! Well we are back whether you like it or not and we are after only one thing and that is to be ‘Kings of the Noth’. As the Wallabies make tracks beyond the great divide to set the record straight, KOKO will be there every step of the way. As we have always said “When they Schmidt, we Schmidt, let’s all Schmidt it in together”. Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show and thanking MYER02:53 - Introductions05:12 - What have the boys did in the break and Easy Times Brewing Co plug12:10 - Northern Hemisphere KOKO Tour16:20 - Dubai Sevens Show plug18:17 - WALLABIES preview and Joseph Sua’ali’i31:32 - ALL BLACKS preview and review of the Japan match38:37 - SPRINGBOKS preview44:48 - ARGENTINA preview 47:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER54:37 - The Wallaroos recap after winning WXV257:38 - Rocky Elsom01:00:10 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 01:05:00 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater 01:07:42 - KOKO final show in Orange 01:11:57 - Dear Drew 01:25:22 - Close of the show AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we say farewell to The Rugby Championship and we congratulate the Springboks on their first win in 5 years, as well as acknowledging their charmingly chunky trophy case. Soon it is our belief Rassie will need a rental space to stash all their hard earned and metabolically manifested hardware from across the globe. In order to put a neat little bow on this Southern Hemisphere slugfest of Test Match rugby we get the boys to grade all the nations in the TRC on how they performed in the past six games and where they stack up as they head north for their respective spring tours. Whilst we talk about our little friends north of the Equator, the KOKO Crew drop the dates and details for their hotly anticipated spring time tour, as the lads get ready to ruthlessly rumble with live shows in Cardiff, London, Edinburgh and Dublin. So please head to our website for all the necessary information, so you the punter can be part of this debaucherous descent on the UK and Ireland.As we take a little step back from the Test Match arena this week, we decided that there is no greater distraction from the ebbs and flows of footy than our next very special guest. If you ever need to fill a pod from whistle to whistle then this bloke is your answer, because when he gets tired talking about himself he has every expectation that you will pick up the baton and continue this self-centered lovefest. This larger than life loveable larrikin stopped by KOKO HQ for an unforgettable session and turned this once quaint and humble rugby show into the throbbing hog it has always wanted to be. So please put your hands together for this full time fucking legend and part time grumpy bastard. He is a big, bald, beautiful Brisbane boy and he is The KOKO Show’s Mt Everest, it is the one and only Mr Wendell Sailor. However, in between all these delightfully Dell infused discussions we find some time to show our major sponsor MYER some love with a masterfully manicured mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we sucked back on a couple of lagers from Easy Times Beer Co and discussed our ‘Super Sizzlers’ for the week thanks to our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online. So if you are in need for a little trip down ‘Degenerate Drive’ to really loosen the shackles and get amped for summer then this show is the one for you. It is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Timecodes:00:00 - Start of the show 05:07 - Introduce the boys 10:08 - TRC rankings and report cards 18:47 - The KOKO Spring Tour plug24:08 - Introduce Wendell Sailor 26:16 - Rooming with Dell on tour and taking your money36:00 - Wendell’s greatest footy memories 38:19 - Wendell discusses what is harder league or union 44:42 - Wendell playing for the Waratahs at Suncorp 47:47 - When did Wendell play his perfect game?54:24 - What happened when Dell go suspended for 2 years01:03:34 - Easy Time Beer Co plug01:05:33 - Drew talking about when Wendell used to come and stay01:07:36 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER01:18:34 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater01:29:16 - The KOKO Quiz01:45:24 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on ‘The KOKO Match Review’ the boys are up bright and early nursing sore heads and weary eyes to give you ‘ra ra’ roundup like no other. We will fine-tooth comb our way through Bledisloe two, where the All Blacks were pushed to the edge early by a brave and willing Wallabies team in windy Wellington. After getting off to a fast start this week the Wallabies mounted significant pressure, but when push came to shove, the points came a lot easier for the big brutal boys from the land of the long white cloud. The papers and social clips will read that the Wallabies went down two to nil in the Bledisloe Cup, but it is clear to the naked eye that our ‘Gangsters of Gold’ are putting in a ‘Schmidt’ tonne effort and are progressing nicely. With the TRC on the line it would be reckless of The KOKO Crew not to address the neat little treat in Nelspruit between the Springboks and Pumas. Although the Pumas had a snowflake's chance in hell to hold the TRC title in their sassy South American hands, it was the banging Boks in the end that got up really big for Eben Etzebeth in his record breaking match. The ‘Green Goblins’ of gritty rugby proved way too strong at home for the pedestrian Pumas, claiming their much deserved place at the tippy top of The Rugby Championship. So if you are rising slowly this fine morning muttering the words “Sundays are for Swoop” then throw on your coziest crotchless pants and listen to our dulcet tones to get you really hot and heavy. It is time for ‘The KOKO Match Review’. 00:00 - Intros02:18 - Springboks v Los Pumas12:07 - Wallabies v All Blacks20:49 - KOKO Beers for Sale - go to www.kickoffsandkickons.comBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we take a long hard look at round five of The Rugby Championship, a weekend that saw the giddy guys of gold push the All Blacks to the edge in Bledisloe one, as well as the World Champion blazing Boks getting pantsed by the prideful Pumas in a one point thriller. These games are broken down and picked apart by the KOKO Crew as if they were vultures on a sun baked Kudu carcass lying in the middle of the Serengeti.To help us through this delectable feast of footy filled fabulousness, we have called in the big guns. This fella is one of New Zealand's favourite and somewhat forgotten sons, In 2011 he was the first-five that went from whitebait fishing to World Cup winning. So, please put your hands together for the wholesome hairy Beaver, the Waikato Wizard and the only man to ooze sexy with the middle name Rexy, Mr Stephen Donald. In this week’s episode Beaver takes across the ditch to see what the classy Kiwis are saying about their side's sub-par performance over the weekend, whilst also lifting the lid on what appears to be the start of a footy fuelled national crisis in New Zealand.With all this sporting sensationalism hooked straight to our veins, the boys felt it was pertinent to spend a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly fierce, flashy and spectacularly ‘sigma’ mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we go around again with our meaty mates from BeefEater, serving up some serious ‘Super Sizzlers’ and the lads issue a big thanks to our purveyor of mothers milk Easy Times Beer Co for quenching the needs of four thirsty men.On top of all this we roll out a couple of fan fables on the ‘Dear Drew’ hotline and we bring back a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ as the top-halfers go ham for footy once again. So get out your paints, don your smocks and dust off the old easel, we want you to paint us like one of your French girls, as this porous pod sinks to brand new lows. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - Start of the show09:40 - Easy Times Beer Co. ‘The KOKO Premium Mid Larger’ special cans19:45 - Dear Drew segment - The KOKO Hotline27:00 - KOKO is off to the Dubai Sevens - get your tickets at www.emiratesdubai7s.com.33:13 - Introducing Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald35:57 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW41:07 - Stephen on the progress of the current All Blacks team49:00 - Playing Barbarians with Stephen Donald56:31 - The KOKO Quiz01:04:20 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater01:07:35 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW01:16:37 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER01:19:12 - Northern Hemisphere Legends01:24:23 - The MANSCAPED promo01:26:02 - Socials & website plug01:07:06 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support & remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods & fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco & get your KOKO beer from https://easytimes.beer/kokoBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE & TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsX: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys peel back the layers on the All Blacks Bledisloe Cup victory in Sydney and they also have a little gander at top of the TRC tussle between Argentina and the Springboks. In James Slipper’s record breaking 140th cap for his country, it was the men from the land of the long white cloud that started fast against the wasteful Wallabies, stacking on the 21 unanswered in the first 15 minutes. Despite a brave and gutsy comeback from our ‘Gladiators in Gold’ in the second half, the early All Black rampage had us Aussies pushing ‘Schmidt’ uphill. It might be another ‘L’ in the results column for the Wallabies, but the KOKO Crew discuss at length the strengths and pitfalls of this young Aussie side heading into game two in Wellington.The fellas also find a morsel time to touch on the ‘Big Boy’ bout between Argentina and South Africa. In a match where the stakes were sky high for both sides in relation to their TRC title hopes, but it was the punishing Pumas that went full alpha and said “hold my Malbec”, as they tightened up the TRC race heading into the final round in Nelspruit. With the Bled locked up at Razor’s ranch and the TRC crown still up for grabs, it is time for the men of KOKO to bathe in the delicacies and nuances of our beautiful game, please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. Timestamps:00:00 - Hello and welcome 00:15 - Los Pumas v Springboks 07:42 - Wallabies v All BlacksBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we set the scene for round five of the TRC, bigging up all things Bledisloe Cup and how the Wallabies can leave a hypothetical bag of flaming Schmidt on the All Black’s doorstep. Despite the Trans-Tasman tussle being the centerpiece this weekend, we also give the Argentina v South Africa title race match a little love, debating whether the prancing Pumas have what it takes at home to pull down some silky Springbok slacks.In order to enhance all this glorious rugby chat we have enlisted the help of one of the greatest Kiwis to ever do it. He might be small in stature but boy was he big in the ‘pain in the arse’ department, he is the puny punisher from Palmerston North and the Herculean halfback who broke Aussie hearts for fun. Please welcome our favourite little deep fried delicacy Mr Aaron ‘Nuggy’ Smith. On the show, Nuggy breaks down what it's like watching the All Blacks from afar, how he sees the Bledisloe Cup panning out and lifts the lid on the terrifying fact that his International playing days might not be over.With all this manic footy preparation surrounding the KOKO Crew we spare a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly curated, elegantly electric and decadently drenched mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we welcome back our meaty mates from BeefEater and the lads issue a big thanks to our new beer/mothers milk provider Easy Times Beer Co out of Brisbane.On top of all this fiscal fanfare we fill this fallow week with three new spectacular segments which include, ‘Sundays are for Swoop’, ‘Get fit with Gits’ and ‘Dear Drew: The KOKO Hotline’. So sit back, lather yourself in coconut oil, sit in the sun and sizzle in the serenity of our podcasting putridness. They say there is nothing healthy about our show, but fuck me it is always a wild ride. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES - 00:00 - Start of the show 03:09 - Shout out to MYER04:03 - Introduce the boys 14:00 - We have a beer sponsor thanks to Early Times Beer Co.20:07 - Rugby Roundup Part 1 - Argentina v Springboks preview and predictions30:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER49:08 - Introduce special guest Aaron Smith55:19 - Rugby Roundup Part 2 - Australia v New Zealand preview and predictions57:51 - Aaron’s opinion on the current All Blacks01:08:44 - Start, bench and drop with Aaron Smith01:12:27 - Aaron’s prediction for Bledisloe one01:22:39 - The Wallabies returning to the squad - Paisami and McReight 01:23:38 - The boys predict the result of Bledisloe one.01:27:47 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater01:31:40 - Close of the show   Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auCheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usFinally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with Australian content royalty, Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast were kind enough to open up their studio and minds to be used and abused by this poor excuse of a show. We talk about everything from the seasonal nature of rosé, the correlation between sports administration and dumpling consumption and the current standing of Union in the Australian sporting landscape. There is nothing quite like talking footy fables with new friends, all while sipping on a tangy little tequila.Plus, the boys break down the medium rare Argentinian ass whooping the Wallabies received over in Santa Fe, pulling no punches as they unpack why we sucked, how we sucked and who sucked the most. However, on the other side of every World Record pride pounding there sits the victor and boy didn’t those Argies turn up the heat on our Aussie lads, until they were done like a dinner. Alas, as Australians, we get back on the horse, we go again and we try not to let the All Blacks make it 68-27.Despite being an Australian show, it would be remiss of us not to debate the big dog duel between South Africa and New Zealand. It was the footy version of Foreman v Ali, Swoop v the elusive feature and Gits v saturated fats, minute to minute this grind of a match proved in the end why the Springboks are World Rugby’s benchmark.So if you are a Wallabies fan and you are feeling a little down, a touch blue and you are onto your third bottle of Savvy B, we just say don't sweat the small stuff, the nation always needs a tidy right after the Schmidt hits the fan. So pick up the baby wipes, arm yourselves with windex and press play on the KOKO Show. Let’s clean up Australian Rugby together! It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES00:00 - Start of the show00:50 - Introduction05:22 - Introduce the Wallabies07:35 - Introduction for the Hello Sports11:29 - Hello Sport gives The KOKO Show podcasting tips12:49 - Sports admin, dumplings and the fact that Peter V’landys is a seafood guy15:20 - How union and league went different directions in 200317:36 - Rugby union pokie machine idea20:49 - The boys talk about how Aussie rugby is growing22:48 - Why don’t people like seeing a national rugby team do well27:09 - The tough mentality of other teams in World Rugby28:37 - Do we need more league players in rugby union?36:30 - Which cartoon characters are you sexually attracted to?40:21 - The shared love for dad jokes and the hatred for public speaking45:22 - Sydney Live Show plug46:04 - Hell Sport guys depart46:13 - Reflecting on the chat with the Hello Sport guys57:08 - The boys having a crack at Swoop for not doing the ‘Match Review’49:59 - Drew shows off the new merch51:24 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER54:42 - Rugby Roundup - Argentina v Wallabies review01:09:55 - Rugby Roundup - South Africa v All Blacks review01:17:49 - Other International rugby scores01:18:56 - The KOKO Quiz01:23:53 - Thanks to MYER01:24:17 - Socials plug and close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Wallabies fell a long way short in Santa Fe against Los Pumas, unable to double down on their gritty win in the rain last week. The injury embattled ‘Boys of Gold’ got completely and utterly outplayed by the hosts in the second forty, as the Pumas piled on the points for fun. Plus, we also touch on that Cape Town ‘crunch-a-thon’, as the lads from the land of the long white cloud lose two on the trot to the blistering Boks. In a week where Australia stands as one to congratulate James Slipper for tying George Gregan’s all-time Aussie caps record, the ‘KOKO Crew’ are here right after the action to give you some hot takes, juicy tips and tangy touchpoints all wrapped up in a comprehensively disappointing review of some toe tickling Test Footy. Despite the early start on our end, the lads promise they are only three bloody marys deep and they are ready to rock your rugby related senses all morning long. So if you are up at the crack of dawn buffing an chiseling that slinky summer bod or just soaking in some self-blame from a Sunday morning walk of shame, just forget the world, pop two nurofen and wash it down with a good swig of luke warm KOKO. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we dive right back into the magical ecosystem that is The Rugby Championship season, nourishing our bodies with a gritty ‘Top Schmidt’ Wallabies win and nibbling on the big dog battle that saw the Springboks prevail over the All Blacks. With so much mouthwatering footy on the menu, it is only right that we pick both carcasses clean, like the analytical vultures we are. With the Wallabies well and truly back in the winners circle the lads bathe in the radiant aura of victory and boy it does it feel good. This episode Swoop was loud, Biv had his finger on the pulse, Gits was happy and Prof was Prof, giving you our beautiful fans a well rounded trip through the unforgiving yet always rewarding tundra that is International Rugby. Plus, to help us deliver this sensory overload for your eyes and ears, we were joined by one of the greatest to ever lace them up. He is the Joburg Joker, the tip-toeing tech tycoon and the only bloke that can make racing animals and planes for money look cool. It is of course our South African sidekick Mr Bryan Habana. With Spring now sprung and the mercury rising, the boys in partnership with our beautiful friends at MYER give our fashion focused fans a little taste of what to wear in warmer months in another mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So flip out your shopping channel deck chair, get that coconut oil in all of your deepest crevices and soak up some springtime sun, with your four favourite flogs nattering in your head. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES:00:00 - Start of the show04:48 - Shout out to MYER05:57 - Intro the boys 07:46 - Spring Tour plug 08:33 - Weekend recap and Shute Shield Final recap11:56 - Sydney Live Show shout out14:17 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER21:01 - Rugby Roundup part 1 - Argentina v Wallabies43:37 - Fat Man Scoop tribute 45:57 - Agustin Creevy tribute for his last game47:50 - Introduce Bryan Habana 54:29 - Rugby Roundup part 2 - South Africa v New Zealand 55:58 - Bryan on the Springbok’s fearless character57:55 - The boys showing Kwagga Smith some love59:38 - Bryan talking about his connection with the current team01:02:41 - This Springbok team is bringing the nation together01:05:00 - Which cartoon character was Bryan attracted to?01:05:58 - Bryan on Joe van Niekerk 01:08:22 - Bryan’s arrival in Toulon 01:09:26 - Bryan on the current All Blacks side01:13:57 - Bryan on the Springbok’s questioning the Wallabies integrity 01:18:00 - The KOKO Quiz01:23:57 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Bryan Habana edition01:25:30 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comGET YOUR TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SYDNEY SHOW HERE - https://events.humanitix.com/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a code hopping hooligan, he is one of the greatest to ever play on the wing in either code. This Fijian born flyer has a penchant for a good nap, carving up the dance floor to Usher and spear tackling Richie McCaw in a Test Match. So please put your hands together for the Sunny Bank sensation, a man who went bang at the Broncos and then titillated at the Tahs, he was alway the smoothest on the park and that's why they call him the Shark. It is the one and only Mr Lote Tuqiri. Plus, with this past week being a fallow weekend for footy, we turned our attention to bigging up the Wallabies trip to Argentina and the clash of the titans in South Africa when the All Blacks try to play spoiler against the Springboks. On top of all of that we take a little peek at the grassroots level as we preview the Shute Shield Final between Eastern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs in the NSW domestic competition. Lastly, but certainly not leastly we pay homage to the beautiful people at MYER, as we celebrate all the ‘Daddys’ out there with a little appreciation and exploration of ‘Spring Newness’. So strip off your layers as the sun reemerges from the chains of Winter, get out your antihistamines as Spring readies to fuck up your sinuses and just enjoy the dulcet tones of the KOKO Crew. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES00:00 - Start of the show 05:05 - Introduce the boys 08:00 - Talking about the Shute Shield 09:09 - Live show plug for Sydney and reflecting on the Canberra live show11:00 - Catching up on the weekend 16:14 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER24:10 - Introduce Lote Tuqiri 29:45 - Lote talking about the Drua’s influence on the Fiji national team30:53 - What happened to Lote’s hair?33:24 - Lote on how the current Wallabies can get more creative38:15 - Lote on players switching from league to union39:27 - Lote on why he came to rugby union42:17 - Lote giving Sam Norton-Knight a shove at the Waratahs 43:36 - Start, Bench and Drop - The Lote edition 49:00 - Sam Norton-Knight knocks Gits out51:00 - 2005 Wallabies Cannibal-Gate story in South Africa54:00 - The boys say farewell to Lote Tuqiri56:08 - Argentina v Wallabies Preview01:02:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots01:04:04 - South Africa v All Blacks Preview 01:11:51 - TRC Champions predictions 01:12:52 - What's Drewing - Profs head cut01:18:27 - Fan led Spring Tour plug and billet stories 01:22:46 - KOKO Quiz- one question challenge01:24:46 - 40K Subscribers and 2 million views landmarks reached01:25:49 - KOKO merch plug 01:27:05 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we take you on a necessary journey of self-discovery and spiritual enlightenment. We are joined this week by a man that consistently played footy at the highest level and then after retirement decided to live at an even higher one. He has played 52 caps for the Springboks and he was the ‘legend face’ of Toulon Rugby, a man that draws you in with his warmth and unwavering energy, it is of course the father of flow and the patron of ‘pura vida’, Mr Joe van Niekerk. In this week’s episode the KOKO Crew get taken in a slightly different direction, we delve into the trials and tribulations of life after footy and what it means to find your ‘self’ post retirement. With all that being said we still found time to dish you up a “succulent Chinese meal” of TRC content as we break down the Wallabies second defeat at the hands of the Green Machine in Perthfotein. Plus, we have a little gander at how the All Blacks took Los Pumas to the Garden of Eden and showed them how the big boys play. On top of all this yummy podtent, MYER is back in the fold presenting you with another deliciously fashionable instalment of ‘Match Fit’ and our dear friends at MANSCAPED AU allowed swoop to go hammer and tong at Biv’s bits. So find your flow, open up your mind's eye and let this white light podcasting excellence fill your every orifice. This week we are aligning your chakras, whilst derailing everything else. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMECODES - 1 min 10 seconds00:00 - Start of the show 01:56 - Boks Office collab recap 02:41 - Introducing the boys 05:00 - Weekend recaps 08:39 - Live Show plug10:20 - Defender and IHG plugs 13:15 - Wallabies v Springboks review20:04 - ‘KOKO Match Review’ plug21:27 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER27:19 - Introducing Joe van Niekerk 30:24 - Joe getting inducted into the Toulon Hall of Fame31:27 - Joe talking about becoming a dad34:56 - Joe talking about the current Springboks 35:47 - The boys talk about playing with Joe in Toulon38:05 - Joe talking about what it was like playing with Drew and Gits.39:56 - Joe on finding his identity after rugby45:37 - Joe talking about the difference between old Joe and new Joe47:57 - The boys talking about how finishing footy is a challenge51:59 - Gits wants to know which cartoon character Joe is attracted to53:07 - The boys discuss their favourite rugby memories.58:03 - Start one, bench one and drop one 59:19 - Joe’s advice to young rugby players coming through 01:01:30 - Joe’s current mindfulness workshops 01:07:15 - Is Aussie rugby using past players to help the current team?01:11:09 - Saying goodbye to Joe van Niekerk01:13:26 - Spring Tour expression of interest 01:14:40 - All Blacks v Argentina review01:19:26 - Manscaped sponsorship segment ‘Back Burning by Biv’01:25:35 - The KOKO Quiz - one question only 01:27:13 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The embattled Wallabies went down swinging once again at the hands of the big bad Boks in weather more fitting for a day at ‘Wet n Wild World’ rather than a footy match. The KOKO Crew are back once again like a pack of hungry news reporters with absolutely no journalistic integrity to give you all their spicy takes and tasty touch points from Saturday's game. Although, we can't promise 100% accurate information, we can deliver unwavering charisma and unapologetic Aussie bias. So if you are stuck in a Wallaby induced mine shaft of depression, climb back out and soak up some Aussie spirit, swim with a whale shark and chug some of Margaret River’s finest. Just remember it is always darkest before the Wallabies ‘Schmidt it in’ again. It’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we bring you a match made by the game they play in heaven. This collaboration has one rugby podcasting powerhouse…and us. When we talk of amazing combinations, we think of wine and cheese, latex and fun and sriracha on anything. That is right, our humble little KOKO is going absolutely loco as we join forces with the ‘Boks Office’. The KOKO Crew are joined by Hanyani Shimange, Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers to break down the Wallabies v Springboks ‘Schmidt show’ in Brisbane, as well as looking forward to the redemption match in Perth.Despite all the Test footy going on in the Southern Hemisphere, we made sure we had some time to ‘jol’ with the ‘Boks Office’ lads about old stories, memories on tour and the current state of Australian Rugby. So fire up your braai, pour yourself a brandy and put two hands on your boerewors, this KOKO collab is going to be a lekker ride. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.          TIMECODES 00:00 - Start of the show 01:17 - Introduce Shimmy and the collaboration episode02:10 - Introduce Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers03:00 - South Africa’s performance at the Olympics 04:08 - KOKO Live Show plug05:15 - Wallabies v South Africa review 08:11 - Jean talking about where Australian Rugby is at currently09:03 - Schalk talking about Tony Brown’s influence on the Springbok attack10:06 - Schalk’s story about Justin Harrison11:16 - The innovative play style of the Springboks12:48 - The panel discusses the Wallabies discipline and set piece issues17:25 - The presence of the Springbok’s hard edge in all facets of the game20:35 - Jean talking about Joe Schmidt’s expectations for Australia21:45 - All Blacks v Argentina review 24:26 - The ‘Boks Office’ boys on how New Zealand continually regenerates their team27:32 - Can Argentina push South Africa?29:03 - How long will this Springbok squad stay together?32:17 - Defender plug32:49 - Start one, bench one and drop one35:21 - Close to part 1 of the show and point to part 2 on the ‘Boks Office’BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Wallabies got well and truly manhandled by the number one ranked Springbok team in Brisvegas. The KOKO Crew are there like the little posties from ‘Oliver Twist’ giving you all their hot takes fresh off the press. The boys deliver some post match thoughts, theories and vital takeaways from the game, whilst being accurate and honest amidst the excitement of big boy Test rugby. So when you are done waxing lyrical about our great Southern Land or fighting your way into the Caxton for an ice cold rumbo, just throw an air-pod in and drink up the magic that is the ‘KOKO Match Review’.Timecodes:00:00 - Introduction00:50 - Initial reactions03:50 - Springboks tactics 07:18 - Where do the Wallabies need to improve?09:39 - Positives to take from the game11:10 - South Africa dominate on and off the field13:22 - Silver linings for next week17:27 - Argentina beat All Blacks in WellingtonBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show the crew headed down the Hume Highway to surprise our little leader upon his return from the land of the free and the home of the brave. That is right, we went full bloody stealth mode to ensure the unofficial King of Canberra got the serenade he deserved fresh off his business class flight home.Thanks to our special guest and former Wallaby Ben Alexander and his team at ‘The Dock’ in Canberra we had a fun little get together in front of Goit’s family and friends. We cover all things ra ra in the lead up to the start of the TRC focusing on the Wallabies matchup against the Springboks and touching on the All Blacks v Argentina clash. Gone are the ghosts of July series past and now it is time for the big dawgs to eat, woof, woof, woof baby.Plus, in partnership with our headline sponsor MYER we serve up another mouth watering ‘Match Fit’ segment and this time it comes with undertones of capital chic, parliamentary poise and world leader wonderment. So get comfy in the backbench and play nicely with your ballot box as we crawl deep inside your cabinet. This time we cross the floor and knock down the ACT’s door, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.Timecodes:00:00 - Start of the show and surprise explanation 03:00 - Gits’ arrival04:20 - Welcome Gits to the show 09:23 - MYER Sponsorship plug10:10 - Weekend recap13:58 - The KOKO Olympics Wrap27:35 - Introduce Ben Alexander25:00 - Story about Ben Alexander punching Swoop37:02 - Ben Alexander’s take on the current Wallabies38:12 - WALLABIES V SPRINGBOKS PREVIEW41:51 - Who would be Ben Alexander’s starting front row45:56 - Post match reaction show plug after Wallabies v Springboks47:00 - Other rugby news 49:25 - ALL BLACKS V ARGENTINA PREVIEW58:50 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER01:06:56 - Ben Alexander’s charity work 01:11:14 - The King of Canberra KOKO Quiz01:19:48 - Website and socials plug 01:20:28 - Two live shows are announced01:21:34 - Hugo gets up and sings01:24:28 - What is Gits doing next in his career?01:27:47 - Close of the showBig thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.auBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week for The KOKO Show’s little extra something something, we are reaching deep inside the vault of family friendly parlor games and bringing out an oldie but a goody. That is right Biv, Prof and Mr DOGG are delivering you, our loyal foot soldiers, a spicy footy themed game ‘Rugby Union Celebrity Heads’.I know what you are thinking, what happens when you have a big head, a grey head and a bald head playing a game of ‘Rugby Union Celebrity Heads’, well it is utter chaos, mixed intellects and endearing levels of confusion. So fix yourself a plate of nibblies, throw on your Uggs and think about who your rugby union celebrity hall pass is. It’s time for a little bit of KOKO bonus content baby. Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we travel back to Ancient Greece, in order to rock the fuck out of a toga and understand what it is about the Olympics that gets the boys a smidgen hot under the saddle blanket. In a quest for experimentation and self-growth this show is going to try something a little different this week and tackle the giant that is the Paris Olympics. We touch on all the Rugby Sevens news from the first few days of competition, highlighting the valiant efforts of the ‘Golden Guys’, the role of Dupont in France’s golden glory and how the Aussie Women are shaping up for world domination. Plus, the boys get out of their comfort zone as we dissect plenty of other amazing Olympic performances and the fellas pick their favourite moments from the 33rd games so far. We know Paris is famous for angry waiters, a metal tower and bloody big roundabout with an arch, but Mr Holiday Swoop lifts the lid on his must hits and naughty nooks you have to see when you visit the ‘City of Love’. To cap off this très bien episode we get the competitive juices flowing with an Olympic sized quiz, filled to the brim with gold standard questions, as the boys fight it out for spots on the podium. So heat up your croissants, chalk up your mits and get your hands off ya batton, we are about to go full send on this triple pike of a podcast and of course we always stick the landing. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.Timecodes:00:00 - Start of the show 02:21 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 03:22 - Merch review and plug04:39 - Introduce the boys and show10:31 - Gits’ mad monday in San Diego 11:09 - Weekend recaps 12:26 - Social Snitches17:34 - Olympic Rugby Sevens chat 19:14 - Antoine Dupont and the French gold medal23:11 - Most underrated Olympic sports25:52 - Australian Women’s Sevens recap30:26 - Ilona Maher breaks one million insta followers 31:22 - General Olympics chat 41:12 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paris45:19 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren54:29 - New merch plug and competition announcement 55:00 - Socials plug 55:37 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment: MLR recap57:57 - The KOKO Quiz - Olympic Edition01:07:14 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we celebrate the mighty Wallabies going back to back to back in 2024, as we dive deep into the weekend's footy, throwing ‘Schmidt’ at the wall and seeing what sticks. With Mr Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sunning his bits and pieces in the SoCal summer, we have brought in a superstar replacement to adequately fill the void left by the richest man in Canberra. Our panelist this week is the fleet footed frontrower that cuts defenses up like a rusty old lawnmower, a baby faced bulldozer who will never hinge whilst getting off on a scrummaging binge. That is right, please welcome the bloke known as the Newington nightmare, he is all bells and no whistle and boy does he jingle all the way, it is the one and only Mr Angus Bell. In this week's episode we cover all the games from the weekend’s inter-tier bonanza of beat downs, we touch on San Diego’s disappointing exit from the MLR finals in our ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment and we have a little look at what the Wallabies need to work on moving into the upcoming TRC. Plus, it wouldn't be the KOKO spirit, without showing our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren some love, so we deliver you a ‘Match Fit’ straight from the catwalks of Milan, dripping in luxe living and dapper decadence. So pour yourself a double, spark up a winnie red and get cozy on your industrial strength water bed. This KOKO conniption is going to be a bumpy ride. Buckle up, be brave and get ready for your bell to be rung from all sides, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.Timecodes:00:00 - Show intro 01:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug02:41 - Introducing the boys04:07 - Introducing Angus Bell 05:31 - How Angus’ injury is coming along06:45 - Angus Bell cutting weight 08:24 - KOKO live show recap11:12 - Angus kicking as a prop15:07 - Wallabies v Georgia recap29:23 - Joe Schmidt selection headaches and overseas players31:35 - Angus’ favourite second rowers34:49 - Queensland Reds v Wales37:13 - Rebels players who might be going to the Waratahs39:50 - Simon Raiwalui joining the Waratahs staff 40:35 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren45:50 - Socials pug46:50 - New merchandise drop announcement 48:05 - Angus tells a story about watching Drew play49:35 - All Black v Fiji recap54:19 - South Africa v Portugal recap57:53 - Uruguay v Argentina recap59:33 - Other international scores 01:02:09 - Northern Hemisphere Legends segment01:04:16 - The boys call Matt Giteau 01:07:41 - Angus Bell’s work with the ‘What Ability’ charity01:09:13 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s bonus content comes in the form of a rare and majestic creature, some have said that it is more unique and glorious than the magical unicorn, that is right we have locked down fan favourite Holiday Swoop to answer some KOKO Kwestions.People think that fella is all ra ra, winner’s piss and nights out on the town, but truth be told his insights on the game they play in heaven is unparalleled in the world of rugby media. Prof and Swoopy break down the beauty of rugby union, who inspired him to play and when did he know he had the goods to go all the way. So please sit back, pull down your strides and just let it all hang out as Uncle Adam tells you who's who in the zoo. It’s time for another instalment of KOKO Kwestions.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the boys bask in the ethereal light of back-to-back Wallabies victories over the willing Welsh, with the main focus being getting lit and talking Schmidt. As the Wallabies remain on pace for complete rugby world domination, the crew also find some time to break down the other ‘BIG DAWG’ Internationals from across the weekend, which saw the All Blacks pants England, Ireland put the Boks on the rocks and the Arigies fry up the French. With all this global footy lovin’ going on, we thought it would be fitting to bring in a guest that has faced all these foes and has come out the other side still baby faced and bushy tailed. This fella has played over 90 caps for Wales, he is a Six Nations Champion and has represented the Lions on six occasions. He is the headgear wearing hottie, the Bancyfelin bruiser and the vixen from the Valleys, it is of course Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies. Plus, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to you by our beautiful friends at Myer, the lads are looking luminous, luscious and quite simply lovable in another stylish installment of ‘Match Fit’. We know we are too generous, but when you think we couldn't fit any more into this bloody show, we somehow find enough room to squeeze in the world's greatest pie and a little bit of Quiz action. That's right thanks to Four’N Twenty for sponsoring the KOKO Quiz and not only do they make pies that are 100% Aussie Beef, they are also 100% bloody delicious.So, instead of taking a long walk off a short jetty, just throw on your most luxurious activewear, Fosbury flop onto your favourite ottoman and just let the dulcet tones of four half pissed lunatics try and tell you what happened this week in the world of rugby. That’s right, it's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Timecodes: 00:00 - Show Intro 01:10 - Polo Ralph Lauren and Four’N Twenty sponsorship plugs02:38 - Intros for the boys 05:43 - Recap of the crew’s week13:00 - Huge public response to Hugo sining last week15:02 - Rugby Round Up: Wallabies v Wales Game 222:47 - Prof talks about how Joe Schmidt is a calming influence23:42 - Introduce Jonathan Fox Davies27:16 - Best game in Jonathan Davies’ career28:30 - Jonathan getting picked over Brian O’Driscoll29:53 - Swoop has Brian O’Driscoll’s last Lions jersey 32:37 - Every team loves playing in Wales33:27 - Jonathan Davies on the current state of Welsh Rugby38:00 - Jonathan Davies wants to play Super Rugby44:47 - The KOKO Quiz brought to you by Four’N Twenty54:12 - Farewell for Jonathan Fox Davies 55:32 - Live Show plug at Wallabies v Georgia game57:02 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paddington 58:32 - Wallaroos v Black Ferns review 59:47 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren01:05:39 - Socials and merch plug - KOKO Website 01:06:51 - Northern Hemisphere Legends/Losers01:07:27 - Ireland v South Africa review 01:16:34 - All Blacks v England review01:21:09 - Argentina v France review 01:24:01 - Other International Test match scores01:28:12 - Final thoughts01:32:16 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As you all know The KOKO Show always goes above and beyond for its fans and for a little extra content snack this week Mr Moneybags Giteau sits down with the fearless leader of the San Diego Seals team, and Legion tighthead prop, Mr Darcy Breen.Not unlike Bigfoot or the abominable snowman, we have been tracking down this big bopper for ages and now we have finally landed the man with more vertebrae than Healthy Harold the Giraffe. Gits picks his brain about a myriad of topics, such as, where his footy journey began, how to perfect the art of scrummaging, the benefits of a death-shake for bulking and why Mrs Incredible’s flexibility is so bloody attractive.So please sit back, keep your posture on point and the core engaged, as we wouldn't want anyone to slip a disc whilst listening to this neck roll of an interview. It’s time for the newest instalment of ‘Bits with Gits’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Intros 06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy 06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby 08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review 10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game21:26 - Swoop on what being a coach is like 24:50 - What Wales has to do in game two to win27:34 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA review30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren 35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info38:05 - Social Snitches39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots 57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review01:08:54 - Smaller international results 01:09:47 - What's Drewing?01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz01:18:41 - Final Thoughts01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: [email protected] or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Introducing the show 01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug 02:48 - Introducing the boys 04:44 - Recap of the weekend 06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap09:50 - Introducing Nic White11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face 12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp 15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe 16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force 24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition 26:35 - Farewell to Nic White29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug 38:36 - Social Snitches42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat 45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales 48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions 48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat 53:36 - All Blacks v England chat 57:26 - Argentina v France chat59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat 01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems 01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug 01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition 01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux 01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.   Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - Start of the show 00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug 01:07 - Show intro02:24 - The boys intros04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends 07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren13:16 - Socials and website plug 14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch15:21 - Social Snitches segment17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute45:09 - The KOKO Quiz 59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment 59:18 - Super Rugby Final01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals 01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor01:39:33 - Signing off the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenGet yourself 10% off with the code 'Beef10' and also support the show!AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.   In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’. Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show, the lads go free solo on another ‘No Guest Nonsense’ episode. We felt it was time to once again serve up a raw and glam-free helping of footy, fun and complete fuck-wittery. With Mr Muscles Matt Giteau joining us from the Midwestern utopia that is Chicago we had to get straight to business, whilst still treating you to a full KOKO buffet and still ensuring that the ‘Imposing Imp’ was early to bed and well rested for his big game.Thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren, in partnership with MYER, the fellas are looking on fleek and are dripping with sumptuous style, for another installment of the always fashionable ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we give you a wall to wall ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment, breaking down what happened in the Super(b) Rugby Semi Finals, previewing the final between the Blues and the Chiefs, as well as a healthy dose of medicinal madness from Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’.However, the fun doesn't stop there as we keep chillin’ and grillin’ with our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online, throwing a couple of grassfed ‘Super Sizzlers’ on the barbie for you all to enjoy. As you all know the boys threw together a ‘Halfway Wallabies XV’ mid-way through the season and now that all the Aussie teams are out and Schmidty has his silky hands all over his cattle, we thought it was pertinent to make it official with The KOKO Show’s ‘Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’.So throw in your earpods and crank up that sound cancellation, drown out life and just bask in the beauty that is ‘No Guest Nonsense’, then get on the Internet and buy some Polo Ralph Lauren garb and a bloody BeefEater, so we can keep making your Tuesday’s tangy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 00:50 - Fireball toast for our 21st show 01:33 - Intro of the show 03:32 - Matt Giteau update Chicago06:51 - Recap of weekend activities 15:39 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren20:36 - Social plug 21:01 - Website and live show plug22:10 - Merch update 23:13 - ‘Social Snitches’ segment  26:06 - ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment39:53 - Super Sizzler Segment brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online48:27 - Say goodbye to Matt Giteau 49:51 - ‘The Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’ segment 01:02:33 - ‘What’s Drewing?’ segment 01:08:49 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment  01:14:48 - The KOKO Quiz01:21:11 - Website plug01:22:19 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug01:22:54 - Social Plug01:24:38 - 21st birthday beer chug01:25:02 - Close of the show Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenGet yourself 10% off with this Beefeater code and also support the show!AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we deliver you an episode with a Royal seal of disapproval, full of finals footy, funny yarns and a sensational guest. As part of our NHL’s segment this week we bring you all the action from the Gallagher Premiership Final between the Saints and Bath, but to cap it off we bring you some serious style from the Emerald Isle. This guest is slick, quick and we are pretty sure has bever been called a dick. He can sing, he can dance and boy can he play footy, this fella is the definition of triple threat. So, please welcome the crack-up from Cork, the Baron of Blackrock and the madman from Munster, the one and only Mr Simon Zebo.In other news, the KOKO Crew dismantles the Super(b) Rugby Quarter Finals, whilst also preparing you for the Semis, we allow Biv to get a little bee out of his bonnet in ‘What's Drewing?’ and thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we drop you cheeky devils some ‘Super Sizzler’ action in the Rugby Roundup.Finally and most importantly, we get the lads to spruce up, look fresh and get on the ‘Ab-Blaster 5000’ for another stylish yet svelte serving of ‘Match Fit’, brought to you by our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and in partnership with MYER.So sit up straight and suck in your core you lazy pricks, as we dish up a Royal inspired footy feast for your eyes and ears and trust us we SPARE no one. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start of the show 01:05 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 01:40 - Introduce the show 03:33 - Introduce the boys 05:28 - The KOKO Show health check and San Diego Legion update 09:43 - Match Fit Segment 15:56 - Social plug 16:51 - New website plug and update18:16 - Social Snitches 25:35 - Rugby Roundup Segment39:49 - What's Drewing?41:42 - Super(b) Rugby semi-finals preview45:22 - ‘Super Sizzler’ brought to you by BeefEater and AppliancesOnline50:39 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Gallagher Premiership Final54:42 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Simon Zebo introduction 57:44 - Simon Zebo on his retirement59:32 - Simon Zebo on the Irish tax system 01:00:49 - Who got Zebo on the show?01:01:38 - Could Zebo come out of retirement and Gits’ COSMO questions01:04:24 - Zebo on the South Africa v Ireland debate01:06:07 - Simon Zebo on Joe Schmidt 01:07:47 - Zebo on playing in France01:09:24 - Zebo on Mack Hansen in Ireland01:10:43 - Zebo on the URC semi-finals 01:12:40 - Start one, bench one and drop one01:14:41 - The KOKO Quiz01:24:31 - Socials and new website plug01:25:32 - The KOKO Live Show and Polo Ralph Lauren plug01:26:29 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's dose of extra KOKO content we crown the winner of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ competition.Four weeks ago the lads laid out their predictions of the final eight teams left in the Suber(b) Rugby Playoffs and now the results are in, and not unlike an episode of The Jerry Springer show two of the boys will be told “you are not the winner”.Through a myriad of complex algorithms and Mensa level math, our team of number crunching boffins have come to the conclusion there is only one daddy of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ title.So sit on the edge of your futon, throw on your UGGs and chew your nails down to the quick, as we go through the results to crown The KOKO Champion.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.