Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to best protect yourself from scams as people sadly get especially desperate this holiday season. DID YOU SEE 24 Hours in Police Custody on Channel 4 earlier this week? It was an important one about the dangers of taking justice into your own hands. Bobby and Katherine correctly fielded an attempted scam caller and you need to be vigilant about not falling for their tricks too! Plus, your emails on relationships, cheating, and sperm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about finishing her tour up north in Manchester! America thinks it's the centre of the universe, Pete Davidson's BDE has landed him another hottie, and Jennifer Aniston has bravely opened up the conversation about women being judged for putting career before family when the truth is often painful. Plus, your letters on snooping, boundaries, and relationships. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she cannot watch ITV promote an MP who is trying to present himself as a 'real person' when he had an opportunity to do so when influencing legislation that negatively impacted REAL PEOPLE's LIVES. Also, Cher is dating a younger man who 'likes women' a bit too much and the Christmas decorations have gone UP! Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about all the hot Halloween parties and lewks both in the UK and abroad. Going as the very non-feminine MacGruber was a liberating and comfy costume but some like to really sex it up for the festivities and that's fine too. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and plans to charge verified accounts to continue with the hellish burden of being on the site and Matt Hancock has allegedly signed up to enter the jungle on I'm a Celebrity where he'll eat more dick than he ever did as Conservative Health Secretary. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SHOCK that she never actually discarded the frozen sperm she'd reserved with the bank! Also, why she's started sharing Violet's image online and loosened those boundaries a little with regards to internet safety. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a fine from NHS prescription accounts. They're dishing out fines faster than appointments! Violet pranks the family and this week's news on Kanye, bleached eyebrows, Dame Angela Lansbury, and comedy star Bill Murray who might be an actual prick! Plus your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending a comedian's wedding over the weekend plus she's heard gossip about a recent A list Hollywood wedding too. Louis CK performed in London this week and was brought onto a mixed bill at a comedy club too. Did the audience know beforehand? Should they have? Bobby and Violet assist in answering your burning listener questions. And they're BIG questions this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her distain for the ubiquity of serial killer documentaries. Enough, already! White women get a special shout out for falling in love with them while infamous and in jail. Ugh. A welsh lady named Kayley will inspire you this week, it's Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina's birthday, and of course, your letters too. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what her whereabouts would be in the event of her own 'coffin tour' and reacts to the recent allegations that Adam Levine was unfaithful to his pregnant wife. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody *ALMOST* everything about a celebrity who apparently 'hates' her as she tries to remember what that might be. She searches her name along with the famous name to see whether she'd accidentally slagged them off out loud and stumbles upon a fun thread on a gossip platform. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a perfectly nice man saying hello to Violet with spicy consequences. Should men be able to say hello? Also, congratulations to both Nick Cannon and Elon Musk who are seemingly racing to repopulate the world using only their own balls. Plus, your letters on granny hitting, taking advantage, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedian Dane Cook's recent engagement to his LONG TERM girlfriend who is LESS than half his age. 'Long term' had better not be more than five years.....oh it's exactly five years phew okay. What's wrong with men who habitually dominate women and/or hang around with girls whose brains haven't finished growing? These men may not have broken laws but should absolutely be ridiculed. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the final week of her trip to Canada when Violet had to call the OPP POLICE! She's always regretful after discussing celebs because it gets picked up by media and makes people angry, but she was BAFFLED to see Jennifer Lopez changing her last name to her new husband's. She is J-Lo. He is a Dunkin Donuts meme. Katherine reacts to this weeks' Kardashian news while K-Fed has released video of Britney's parenting and of course, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her family trip to Canada and her first JFL festival with a baby. Spoiler alert: HARDLY A FESTIVAL DON'T BRING ONE. Also, Canadian customer service is on the decline. Thanks for your letters about relationships, being a new step mum and the one hour photo man being a dangerous criminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her worried for some of the Love Islanders when they come out of the villa and are forced to rejoin a society that's been watching their every move. Tristan Thompson acts like his embarrassing self on holiday and your letters about friendship, cheating, breakups, and how to get rid of genital warts once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the JARRING nocturnal announcement that despite everything, her good friend Khloe has decided to have another baby with Tristan Thompson. It was hard to sleep after reading the news, but Katherine actually understands Khloe's 'Duchess' rationale. Also, your comments reacting to Kerrie finding a random man watching her sleeping from the balcony and Katherine's autoimmune protocol. Plus, a letter about an embarrassing secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about being home more with a newly one year old Fred who has discovered airplanes. She gives tips on a new North London hotspot for babies and weighs in on the real cause of Travis Barker's life threatening pancreatitis. Also, your letters about American shootings, botox, and self respect in relationships at 40. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about wrapping Romesh Ranganathan's ROMANTIC GETAWAY in Jersey and having some time off this summer. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a doctor's Disney sacrifice to see her on actual father's day. We all fancy the dads and that's straight FACTS. She's had a fun filled week in the press looking like a trouble maker and begs you once more to watch Backstage with Katherine Ryan on Prime Video ASAP. Plus, your letters and an update on a very upsetting letter from a young girl from last week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the reasons for the unexpected hiatus and how she fails to manage a work/life balance. Violet said 'It's for the same reason you can't do the splits anymore, Mum. You're just starting to die'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the petty American lawsuit culture that seems to be making its way over the pond and infecting UK WAGS. From Blac Chyna and Johnny Depp to Wagatha Christie's own Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy. I would personally suspect both girls from school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her very brief childfree trip to LA with Bobby K for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival and about how the promise of a real life glimpse of Pete Davidson's current girlfriend went wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the gripping new series of The Kardashians and this week's drama at home as a bird plotted to kill the Kootstra-Ryan family. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a trip to the hospital, safety being a super low priority in her industry and being described as 'soft'. Bobby K makes a special appearance to give insight into a troubling relationship problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Oscars SLAP we can't stop hearing about. Also, your questions on relationships, au peres and survivorship bias. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about skincare after receiving yet another compliment about her glowing skin from a nice lady at the zoo. She reaches out to everyone's fav guest, her sister KERRIE for professional advice on how to get glowing summer skin. This episode is brought to you by PAYPAL with a special chat from Candice Brathwaite on being “ready for anything” when it comes to money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about where to draw the line between protecting mental health and delivering a wicked punchline to someone who's just made a music video about killing you. Also, Bobby K makes a guest appearance to help answer your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the rough week in the Ryan-Kootstra household, and she predictably sticks up for Kim Kardashian ONCE AGAIN. Sometimes listeners give the best advice, so keep writing in! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about throwback acrylic nails ruining her week. She sticks up for a teacher, and is joined by baby Fred to answer your HUGE relationship dramas this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to see her on tour throughout the UK and a special appearance in Los Angeles for the Netflix Festival! Bobby K helps, first with blowing the leaves and secondly by answering your burning relationship questions from a man's perspective. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the last week of DRAMA from Mumsnet's negative reaction to her early potty training to Violet diffusing a tour show disruption. Plus, she answers your letters - as always - mostly about relationships. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the important distinction between a specific comedy genre and actual hate speech. Bobby K and Fred join to answer your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the dark clouds in your life lifting after a solid year of pain. Joanne's happier than ever after a difficult year. As a bonus, she's even got free skis! Also, how to dab tabasco out of your gens. Don't wash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's invited Bobby K on the show and he's Telling Everybody Everything about the powerwashing experience with the Irish Entrepreneurs. Was Bobby K scammed? It's all anyone's been asking all week! Violet makes an appearance and Elizabeth lends her officially trained and licensed* expert mortgage advice. *No experts have been or will ever be on this show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about who is most at risk for autoimmune conditions, what they are and how you can live 'normally' with chronic illness. She enlists the help of her sister Kerrie and the opposite of Kerrie, Dr Maeve Gamble, a Canada-based rheumatologist and childhood pal. SPOILER ALERT - THEY DID A GOOD JOB OF THE PATIO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the internet pile-on against Love Islander and motivational speaker for privileged young white women, Molly-Mae. She answers some especially spicy emails and talks about her new sex drawer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her close personal friend, Khloe being cheated on AGAIN by Canadian basketball player, Tristan. She enlists the help of good pal, comedian, and pop culture enthusiast, Dane Baptiste to shed some light on the psyche of the male celeb. Also, we dive back into listener emails after a two week hiatus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Dubai in an honest hotel review that includes heroic lifeguarding, lies about milk, mini-fridge infractions and a dramatic motorway heist. Violet joins as Katherine takes to her bed with a particularly violent strain of norovirus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Just Like That, the Sex and the City reboot. Kerrie (not Bradshaw) weighs in on the potential filler used by some of the cast members, though we can only speculate and really we know nothing and who are we to judge anyway. Well, Kerrie is a professional medical aesthetician but you get what I mean. Katherine's been to the dentist today and gets a parking ticket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything while in front of the mirror with baby Fred getting ready for a gig in London. What's happening with covid passports? How's the tour going? And a listener emails in with some important advice for last week's 'Pregnant in Peru' problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on the set of All That Glitters series 2 at The Birmingham School of Jewellery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violet and Bobby join Katherine in the kitchen at dinnertime as she's telling everybody everything about feeling gaslit over the blossoming romance between Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian. Also, Katherine got a flat tire and Violet passed out on a rollercoaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about coming home from tour gigs in Devon to find a car sticking out of her front gate. Did the police care? DID THEY EFF. Her quest to switch lupus care over to an NHS GP continues and her agent Kitty interrupts the podcast with some mildly sinister tabloid news. Your letters this week are all about RELATIONSHIPS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This WeekKatherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family meltdown Saturday night when she tried to attend The Pride Of Britain Awards. Also, she's let the nation down with a lacklustre rap and rumour's fly about Violet's Halloween makeup. Finally, she's over KRAVIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about always traveling with a mango under the pram and ruining everyone's day at the nail salon. In your letters, one woman starts to lose it while another is educated on a first date about the benefits of HRT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's engagement. KRAVIS forever. She's still struggling to get a GP appointment and thinks we should have our children with the first 'practice partner' before seeking actual love. Also, your letters about STDs and self love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about THE HELL that was touring with a baby last weekend. She reaches out to comedy parents - Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, and Geoff Norcott to get their advice on being on the road with infants. Jimmy's book, BEFORE AND LAUGHTER is available now. Rob's book, A CLASS ACT is available now. Romesh's book, AS GOOD AS IT GETS is available now. Geoff's book, WHERE DID I GO RIGHT is available now. We are all on tour. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's OK to criticise cherished organisations when they make you wait three months for a doctor's appointment. Also, your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the OFFICIAL release of her How-To Memoir, The Audacity (also avail as an audiobook). Bad hotels, the petrol shortage and a busy schedule begs the question - has she got long covid, a newborn, or both? Plus, celebrity news and your letters FEATURING an old email from Katherine's Mom and a welcome visit from VIOLET Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.