Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an argument at home about a sandwich all because toddlers are (pea)nuts. Bobby stole steaks from the neighbour and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE because Katherine bumped into The Duke of Sussex this week. Plus, your emails about paintings, handsy friends and secret babies. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's week of going around London being harassed. WHY don't these men understand what's going to happen to them if this behaviour is witnessed by Katherine herself!!? Also, customer service is so important - whatever the business. Plus, your letters on breakups, bad sisters, pathological liars and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedy on Audible in this bonus episode with her friend Dane Baptiste. They talk about wasting time, the comedy circuit and paranormal experiences. Check out comedy on Audible - www.audible.co.uk. Subscription required. See audible.co.uk for terms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about bringing the whole family on a work trip in the South of France and HOW THAT WENT. There's been an important update to last week's terrifying cliffhanger about the status with Katherine's friend and HUGE dilemmas from you today on threesomes and fancying married men at work. Did you see the drama with Tarryn Manning on social media? Install a breathalyzer onto your phone AT ONCE. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a very serious fight in Alabama that has sparked funny memes. Is it ok to laugh ADJACENT to something that isn't funny? Also, leaving an ex can be downright dangerous and Katherine is looking for advice for a friend in a serious divorce predicament. Plus, your letters on 'tolerating' step kids, getting implants to satisfy a husband's search history, and pulling your child out of a nursery who've recently employed...A MAN. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything (on this, the number one lesbian podcast we think) about why there have been cameras in the house and how you might be involved.....it's basically an announcement! Katherine's worried about Britney, but for real this time and Lizzo faces a lawsuit from THREE of her dancers. What's going on there? Katherine struggles to find a weekend nanny, plus your letters on a stalker at work, an HPV diagnosis and going through your best friend's phone. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything this week about finally getting some sleep and feeling like doing more stand-up might actually be the cure for postnatal slump. Joanne has finally fixed her eyebrows, Carlee Russell was shown empathy this week, Violet saw the Barbie movie and your letters have been ON FIRE. Cheating scandals, sexual domination in the workplace, homophobic families, conspiracy theorist moms, third-wheeling on holiday and more! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the pure toxicity of 2000's reality TV and what it's been like having cameras in the house this week. Do reality shows put a strain on families and marriages? Internet fame seems to as the man responsible for breaking the internet with the 'blue/black dress gold/white dress' controversy of 2015 faces charges of domestic violence. Katherine is trying to get back on stage in preparation for an upcoming show at The Roundhouse in Camden, plus your letters about juggling men, w*nking in bed, a married woman who fancies another woman and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's Jonah Hill controversy. What the heck is going on there. Was it emotional abuse as it's being called? Or is it okay to be honest in your relationship and set boundaries? Who dates a professional surfer and then asks her not to post pics in a bathing suit? Were his alleged requests misogyny dressed up as 'boundaries' or what? Also, some HPV chat and an unlikely ad for Landrover. Plus, your letters about coparenting, therapy, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I absolutely love KATHY BURKE. A comedy hero with an irreverent podcast that explores a typically taboo subject - DEATH and tries to see the funny side. I hope you enjoy it and BE WARNED that she uses the C word right off the bat. Gotta love her. There are bigger things in this life to worry about than a little swearing, right? DEATH for example. Celebrity guests chat about what'll be on their tombstone, Who is meeting them at the pearly gates and more. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about some news related to children's entertainer, Blippi that absolutely rocked her world this week. Hold onto your bike helmets - this is SURPRISING to say the least. Are we going to stop watching? Absolutely not, otherwise nothing would get done. Also, Katherine plans a big birthday nap out of the house and answers your letters about cheating, abuse, and when he doesn't put you on his socials. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a damning video circulating on TikTok which could see BK cancelled forever. Also, Katherine and sweet baby Fenna Gracie were sick last week so here's the real danger you should watch out for after your baby gets a tummy bug. Finally, your reactions to last week's podcast and letters this week on ghosting brothers, cheating partners, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about formerly incarcerated artist Remy Ma deciding not to count those prison years OR covid years in her age. Brave and genius to say the least. Katherine's been sick this week with a violent stomach bug but DON'T WORRY, she'll be at work spreading it around so don't exchange your tickets. A man writes in about being kinder to men who aren't all predators and many listeners offer their supportive reactions to letters from last week on subjects of stalking, ghost grandads and more. Bobby and Katherine had a Thai massage this week. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a whirlwind 24 hours with Bobby in Monaco. She touches on a little morning show controversy and puts herself forward as HOST OF EVERYTHING as women are non-problematic and never have to be quietly removed from television for having had inappropriate relationships with junior members of staff. Is Katherine's new advert too nasty? Also, your letters on ED eating disorders, relationships, young mums, ghost grandpas, and an update from our friend who's husband admitted to texting a woman at work. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Fred's nursery tour and being slammed by a cheeky four year old. She regrets turning off microphone access to several 'listening' apps and we receive updates from the foot fetish guy's girlfriend, the traumatic birth experience, and the lady using a sperm donor while dating a new man. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Coronation weekend, her thoughts on the royals, and how tacky it is to be rolling around potholes in a golden carriage. Katherine met up with some financial dominatrixes this week which was a REAL eye opener ...and why is Violet being taught emotional manipulation when all teenagers are practically experts already? Also, your letters on traumatic births, cheating men, and losing friendships. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a little instagram rant being reframed as RAGE by the tabloids. She and BK brought the family to Diggerland this week - Fred's absolute dream come true. Lots of advice from professionals about listeners problems from last week, plus many more letters today. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about your reactions to getting plastic surgery abroad and threat of 'organ theft' as well as other dangers. Is that real??? Also, Katherine's been silently dealing with pest troubles and property management troubles at her flat and just wants the best for her tenants. She's finally got a diagnosis for her red nose and celiacs should NEVER eat gluten. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for BK's 40th birthday, minus Fred who stayed home with his executive assistant. The boys really went out of their way to make it special for BK and a special thanks to Kerrie, the party starter for organising the whole thing. Katherine was a bit of a dick to a member of cabin crew, plus your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a surprising Twitter reaction to her defence of a few morning TV presenters having a laugh over two women being escorted out of The BodyGuard Musical in Manchester this week. Theatre etiquette is apparently NOT to be joked about. Also, she received a police caution (sort of, I think) and isn't sure what to think about Channel 4's Naked Education. Plus, your letters on relationships, weird wedding vows, and living near your ex. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her new criteria for whether you should or should not have kids. Also, Mark Wahlberg is ultimately going to ruin her marriage as BK embarks on his workout regimen. What really happened on Joe Lycett's barge? Plus, your emails on herpes, relationships, behavioural issues and mothers who have 'moved on'. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's ski trip revealing that she is not the mythological, not the Freudian, but the Peterson interpretation of THE DEVOURING MOTHER - not a compliment by the way. Also, a celeb round up, as Katherine is 'done with the tropics' forever. Plus, your emails on short kings, exploded parents, and how to tell Grandma to stop flexing the kids' pics on social media. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday to Mauritius for a top secret wedding and FORGETTING part of her breast pump in the hustle and bustle of packing. Violet and Bobby don't want Katherine speaking French and construction on the beach means Fred has lots of diggers to look at from the cool comfort of the hotel room. He's white like his mama after all. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a busy week of working away from her husband, two children plus the favourite. Some freaky energy moved around the Ryan family causing Katherine's sister Kerrie to preemptively mention a childhood hero ahead of a shocking trip to the Canadian Embassy. Are young people trying hard enough and following basic instructions? Plus, some very spicy emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being in the tabloids yet again for criticising a famous 35 year old's relationship with someone whose high school experience was interrupted by Covid. Bobby opens up about his struggles with the garden. Plus, Katherine explores Ozempic, the diabetes-turned-weight-loss drug that's trending on Tik Tok. Also, your letters and a brief phone call from Kerrie. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an embarrassing celebrity valentines message exchange to try to bring more TEA to TEE. The Leicester Police should be ashamed this week while Katherine and Bobby try to be smarter about finances going forward. Also, your very spicy letters about relationships, disease, dating your auntie, and a troubling meathod of banging random women called DAY GAMING. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heart stopping moment when she locked herself, her phone, and Fred out of the house… With baby Fenna still inside. Also, your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being unmasked as PIGEON 🐦🐦 Saturday on ITV’s hit show The Masked Singer. Mastitis landed Katherine in an unlikely (for her) place - The GP's surgery - and an even unlikelier referral ensued. Also, someone cut Fred's hair without asking. Plus your emails about relationships, DNA, and fashion artefacts. X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby quickly noticing that their summer boat rental company charged his card a whopping $3000 six months after renting jet skis. The reviews are bad and it seems that they’ve done it to a lot of people. Also, vaping disguises, Maya Jama's showstopping beauty, and looking on the bright side. Plus, your emails WITH UPDATES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you can never be too careful when publishing your child's image onto social media. Also, she's downloaded Prince Harry's SPARE as an audiobook but can't stay awake long enough to listen to it - which is what H&M would have wanted. Plus, your emails on cheating, cosmetic surgery and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the day she learned who Andrew Tate was. What an absolute whirlwind! Thanks for your messages. Also, another secret baby has surfaced in her family tree and SOME PEOPLE don't want to entertain the realities of genetics. Plus, your messages on dogs, second babies, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the recent blessed arrival of Miss Fenna Grace in the early hours of Friday morning. She was born at home and took her freaking time arriving 'sunny side up'. Why can't British people say her name properly? How come nobody's ever seen a placenta before? What did Bobby think of the whole ordeal and how can birthing partners best stay calm in a situation where they have no control. Christmas is fast approaching and Katherine's MOM JULIE will be on the podcast next week so send your best questions to [email protected] x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she *thinks* she saw a video of the now contested 'incident' between superstar Megan Thee Stallion and a boy from Brampton, Ontario. Where is the video? How could she have imagined it? Have you seen it? Also, never tell anyone your due date - NEVER, and a famous lawyer with bad friends has been named in Epstein files. Shock. Plus, your letters, mostly criticising the delicious Bobby K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on why she thinks the nation are so agitated by a woman with AGENCY. She just wants to see the royal women happy, but Bobby K disagrees. Also, Queen Celine Dion is unwell, Violet picks up sticks, and Joanne curates your emails. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to best protect yourself from scams as people sadly get especially desperate this holiday season. DID YOU SEE 24 Hours in Police Custody on Channel 4 earlier this week? It was an important one about the dangers of taking justice into your own hands. Bobby and Katherine correctly fielded an attempted scam caller and you need to be vigilant about not falling for their tricks too! Plus, your emails on relationships, cheating, and sperm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about finishing her tour up north in Manchester! America thinks it's the centre of the universe, Pete Davidson's BDE has landed him another hottie, and Jennifer Aniston has bravely opened up the conversation about women being judged for putting career before family when the truth is often painful. Plus, your letters on snooping, boundaries, and relationships. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she cannot watch ITV promote an MP who is trying to present himself as a 'real person' when he had an opportunity to do so when influencing legislation that negatively impacted REAL PEOPLE's LIVES. Also, Cher is dating a younger man who 'likes women' a bit too much and the Christmas decorations have gone UP! Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about all the hot Halloween parties and lewks both in the UK and abroad. Going as the very non-feminine MacGruber was a liberating and comfy costume but some like to really sex it up for the festivities and that's fine too. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and plans to charge verified accounts to continue with the hellish burden of being on the site and Matt Hancock has allegedly signed up to enter the jungle on I'm a Celebrity where he'll eat more dick than he ever did as Conservative Health Secretary. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SHOCK that she never actually discarded the frozen sperm she'd reserved with the bank! Also, why she's started sharing Violet's image online and loosened those boundaries a little with regards to internet safety. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a fine from NHS prescription accounts. They're dishing out fines faster than appointments! Violet pranks the family and this week's news on Kanye, bleached eyebrows, Dame Angela Lansbury, and comedy star Bill Murray who might be an actual prick! Plus your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending a comedian's wedding over the weekend plus she's heard gossip about a recent A list Hollywood wedding too. Louis CK performed in London this week and was brought onto a mixed bill at a comedy club too. Did the audience know beforehand? Should they have? Bobby and Violet assist in answering your burning listener questions. And they're BIG questions this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her distain for the ubiquity of serial killer documentaries. Enough, already! White women get a special shout out for falling in love with them while infamous and in jail. Ugh. A welsh lady named Kayley will inspire you this week, it's Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina's birthday, and of course, your letters too. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what her whereabouts would be in the event of her own 'coffin tour' and reacts to the recent allegations that Adam Levine was unfaithful to his pregnant wife. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody *ALMOST* everything about a celebrity who apparently 'hates' her as she tries to remember what that might be. She searches her name along with the famous name to see whether she'd accidentally slagged them off out loud and stumbles upon a fun thread on a gossip platform. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a perfectly nice man saying hello to Violet with spicy consequences. Should men be able to say hello? Also, congratulations to both Nick Cannon and Elon Musk who are seemingly racing to repopulate the world using only their own balls. Plus, your letters on granny hitting, taking advantage, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedian Dane Cook's recent engagement to his LONG TERM girlfriend who is LESS than half his age. 'Long term' had better not be more than five years.....oh it's exactly five years phew okay. What's wrong with men who habitually dominate women and/or hang around with girls whose brains haven't finished growing? These men may not have broken laws but should absolutely be ridiculed. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the final week of her trip to Canada when Violet had to call the OPP POLICE! She's always regretful after discussing celebs because it gets picked up by media and makes people angry, but she was BAFFLED to see Jennifer Lopez changing her last name to her new husband's. She is J-Lo. He is a Dunkin Donuts meme. Katherine reacts to this weeks' Kardashian news while K-Fed has released video of Britney's parenting and of course, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her family trip to Canada and her first JFL festival with a baby. Spoiler alert: HARDLY A FESTIVAL DON'T BRING ONE. Also, Canadian customer service is on the decline. Thanks for your letters about relationships, being a new step mum and the one hour photo man being a dangerous criminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.