PLAY PODCASTS
Gimmick Month: Candy Week
Season 2025 · Episode 141

Gimmick Month: Candy Week

wet chocolate inside

If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes · If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes

July 28, 20251h 0mExplicit

Audio is streamed directly from the publisher (sphinx.acast.com) as published in their RSS feed. Play Podcasts does not host this file. Rights-holders can request removal through the copyright & takedown page.

Show Notes

Gimmick Month continues somehow, with our three heroes navigating Candy Week to the absolute best of their abilities. Perils awaiting them include (but are not limited to) beef tallow Reese's Cups, "the one that most looks like a turd," carbonic acid, the chocolate bar that makes you gay, something called "bridge mixture," and somehow, even more.


Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes, a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson, merritt k and John Warren, and produced by Jordan Mallory, with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz.


Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social


Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.