I Love You, Mana

Zach's gotta story about a watermelon. We also talked about the Throne of Eldraine announcement.

This one's a real smorgasbord. Bans, Core Set 2020, True Crime there's literally nothing in the world that we didn't cover in this latest ep. Please come to our live show.

Tor was having computer trouble last week and also it was a holiday so I'm sorry but also if you're pissed at me you're the one that's kinda being an asshole. This one has Mike's dad on it. Mike now communicates with his parents almost exclusively through podcasts.

This ep has very little to do with Magic.

Tor forces Mike and Zach to trudge through another quarter of the novel.

Netflix is doing something with MTG. We're giving you all exclusive access to the pitch that sold them on the show.

Five people talking into four microphones makes lots of work for Tor. There's some stuff about esports and also some other stuff I think. Special thanks to Madi Tentinger and Aaron Isaacs for not violently attacking us as we recorded this ep.

Holy cow folks I don't really feel like writing a description for this one.

Tor attempts to summarize the latest novel in the MTG cannon.

Were rating fits live from the Met Gala. Unfortunately, Zach couldn't make it this week so Mike's pal John Mark steps in. Thank you to Anna Wintour for this opportunity to smoke weed around priceless artifacts. Other topics include Hardees and, of course, masturbation.

Talkin Nicky B and his zombie army. It's our War of the Spark review episode! Other topics include male pattern baldness, fish tacos, and lakes.

Mike's mom drops in to talk about her beautiful boy and zits.

Were joined by the Ihlenfeldt brothers for this somewhat unnaturally long ep. Were talkin War of the Spark and salads.

Were sorry y'all. This ep has nothing to do with the mueller thing.

This one's about inconsistencies in creature power. Mike calls in with a report from the War of the Spark's front lines. Tor and Zach talk Star Trek, John Kerry, and Geese.

Ever wonder which game stores are blow friendly?

Mike tells us which animals have tentacles as well as which animals don't have tentacles. This is the podcast now. We also might have mentioned planeswalkers.

This episode is not about puns. It is about punishment.

There's nearly 20 minutes of MTG content in this one. We try to build a commander deck for Zach. Tor does the very original character: guy who does blow.

I forgot to hit publish. It's because I have a mental illness. This will happen again. This ones about EDH's impact on legacy. -Tor

Happy year of the pig! We planned on talking about sideboards and recent rule changes to tournaments. Naturally, we spent most of this ep arguing about Zach's moms cooking. Please don't listen to this if you work for 3arts.

Your worst nightmare butthorn! We tried to make another block.

We predicted ravnica allegiance back in 2011. Tor said that he had a candelabra of tawnos. He was confused. He has no such card.

Our least insightful episode yet!

We explain magic to Robert Baril. Check out his album Sex & Politics https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sex-politics/id1242195664 This was a bit of an impromptu episode so i didn't have all of my recording equipment. That's why the audio sounds a bit funny.

This is our new years ep. We talked about 2018. The picture for this ep is mike showing us how to suck your own dick. Happy New Years.

We're building a set.

Sam is back and he's here to talk about some changes to Magic's tournament structure.

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. I think I bragged about always putting an episode out on time last week so this is actually a very funny joke I'm doing. Taco Cat joins us as Mike talks about his trip to LA and Tor talks about going crazy.

A bear heavy episode.

Are you ready to increase the mass of your card collection to astronomical levels?

It's time to get tribal. We talk about some of our favorite creature types in this racially charged episode.

I was eating candy for most of the episode. Zach talked about race cars. Mike talked genital mutilation. Gentlemen, start your engines.

*Write*An*Article*About*I*Love*You*Mana

We talk MTG murder. Spooky right? Then we invent a new game. Move over D&D, there's a new sheriff in town.

Small decks, big decks, red decks, blue decks we build them all, we build them tall. Our friend Ryan is on this one. Also, the audios a bit different cause Tor is going through some shit and can't remember to pack microphones.

B.R.E.A.D. What is it?

The conclusion of the beginning to our Ravnica adventure. I got Augustin's name wrong in this one. Mike and Zach start making strange noises towards the end. It's because they were having sex.

We pause our expedition cause there's a new set coming coming out. Tor breaks something. It was a couch. I broke a couch.

We continue on our slog through Ravnica. Progress is slow and winter is setting in early. Tune in next week to see if all three of us make it through alive.

We embark on our journey through Ravnican lore. It took us an hour to get through the guilds.

The fellas attempt to draw comparisons between Magic and comedy. It spins tragically out of control. There's another bonus ep coming this weekend.

Sam Ihlenfeldt shares with us some of his experiences in the Magic Pro Tour. Tor was busy being sad and forgot how to be funny.

This ones about counterfeiting. That thing Leo Dicaprio did in that movie with Tom Hanks and the fat mom or something. We also made a fart joke during this ep, sorry.

We got more art stuff for y'all. Turns out some MTG artists have been ripping off works of classical art. We discuss this scandal and make a new friend.

This is our most organized episode yet. We covered nearly three semi cohesive topics.

Damn, we're givin out bonus episodes already. Zach is away on assignment. Mike and Tor sit down shortly after Tor's very first game of EDH and discuss Pizza Hut or something. Keep in mind that we recorded this one well before we decided to become experts at Magic.

We covered Commander 2018. I think we also promised y'all a bonus ep this Friday. I don't actually know for sure because I have to wake up in 3 hours for work tomorrow and haven't listened to the whole episode. Enjoy.

Picasso? He's dead. Banksy? Probably just some EDM musician. Da Vinci? Italian. We get all fucking sophisticated and talk about real art as well as the people that make magic cards fun to look at.

Mmm flavor... This is one sweet episode.