I Love You, Mana

Were opening up packs of Magics new premium scratch off product. Maybe we'll talk some bans. But most importantly we have a brief visit from old friend and comedian Michael Longfellow.

This episode has both old friends and new friends. Possibly new enemies as well. Only time will tell

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Mike and Tor talk about their jobs. Zach joins us later to help us deconstruct the dilbert guy.

Guess the name of the movie that Tor and Mike were talking about for a free card. It will probably be expensive. Mike tries and fails three times to compare something to art deco. Plus like fifteen minutes of magic content. Tor still can't pronounce "soviet." Just like he can't pronounce "phyrexians."

Our batteries died right before Zach solved all the worlds problems through words. Still one hell of an episode. Belly wields the metaphorical wooden bat of words to restore justice to standard. We also try to nail down some ricky lore.

There was a point in this episode where i misspoke and said that some of Mike's torment of Zach was justified. This is not the case. Zach does not deserve any of this. That said, Welcome to our 99th and 100th episode. Were joined by the wonderful Micah to discuss some of our history.

Zach tries to get his mom to do drugs. Tor talks hawk. Mike does a zoom comedy show.

Hi we took some time off because there was more important stuff going on. Sorry for the delay.

There's some brawl stuff in this one. Also some thank yous and some poetry!

We don't cover him in this ep. I spent too long trying to think of a name for this one and now his name is the only thing popping up in my head. We talked to Sam about the current state of play. I think we sell t shirts now too. https://teespring.com/stores/i-love-you-mana

Mike's dad wrote a book, Zach gives us the rundown on icoria. Whats not to love?

I forgot to release this 3 weeks ago. I am a fucking idiot. Still feels like a time capsule. Please hit up @bellyofsteel and give him money or just good cheer for putting forth the most effort out of any of us to bring you joy during these strange times.

here it is

Newsmaster Tor gives Mike the run down on some not so current events.

Zach has not shown any symptoms for the last three months and has subsequently been released from Mike's laundry room. Tor talks about how soccer players are handling the quarantine. During this ep he says that he can't remember Kyle Walker getting in trouble in the past. That was because he had forgotten about him getting photographed doing nitrous a few years ago.

This is the new season of friends.

Tor was very sad and in a bad mood when we recorded this. Sorry. Were gonna try for two a week during all this stuff. Sincerely though we're looking forward to getting through it all with y'all. I Love You, Mana.

Ok, the economy blows up every eightish years, not eleven. Wells Fargo didn't illegally forclose over a million homes during the previous financial crisis. It was only in the thousands. Everything else said during this ep is one hundred percent true.

buddy, we talked magic

I think this episode was about yeast.

Tor tries to remember what Sam Goodys were called. Mike is lonely. Zach gives us a report on Worlds which I'm told was a tournament.

Tor had the flu this week and couldn't record. We promise to do magic stuff next week. We watched 70 million dollar smash hit Dudley Do Right.

Were unlocking an episode from our patreon that exists in the future. Were still gonna do a patreon once our lives settle down a bit. Every month has a theme, the theme for this month was canadian movie commentary. We promise to do a MTG heavy ep next week. Probably. Enjoy.

For some reason (Tor's foolishness probably) the ending of our last episode was cut off. This is what you all were missing out on.

Pic and title basically says it all. I tagged the Iowa caucus for promotional purposes. This ep was recorded almost a month ago.

This isn't a political episode. The title is a reference to a joke that mike made. I couldn't remeber the exact wording. Tor does predictions for the future. Mike and Tor sync. Zach talks new Theros.

Zach gets a call from the slaughterhouse. Mike spoils 1917 somewhere around like 43min to 49min so watch out if you're that kind of person. Tor couldn't remember the word gamete.

This is a continuation of our last ep. You wont miss anything if you don't listen to them in order. You should still listen to both of them though.

Hey everyone, thanks for bearing with us((me)Tor), We've been very busy and are very sorry for the 14 day wait. We've got a special one for you this week. It was supposed to be a two-parter and is still going to be a two-parter but the second part is going to come out friday and there's a true crime aspect to it. Thank you to everyone who came out to support us at the live show.

Happy New Years. This episode features the first time that I've ever heard mike stear the conversation towards magic and Zach pitches a birthday draft. Come to our live show tomorrow.

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Mike gets technical. Zach fills in for Mike. Tor languishes in his annual winter depressive episode. Sorry about the amount of wrestling content in this one.

Mike eats another bagel and we bring an end to our four part epic. I also had to cut out a lot of identities in this one.

Time for another spooky rpg. Our completely well thought out and original idea.

Really, we have all been super busy lately. Except Mike, he's been on vacation for two weeks. I think he also did a ton of work promoting our show on a vastly larger platform but thats not important. Whats important is competitive, the thing that we talked about on this episode.

Zach accosts an innocent homeless gentleman. Also some standard deck stuff.

I am extremely sorry to report that there were no audio issues with this recording. This will end our streak of audio fuckups at three weeks. We talked about the Throne of Eldraine prerelease that we went to for the second time. Maybe next year we can try for four.

Our live show. Naturally, plan a for recording failed just as the show started so the first couple minutes are missing. Jack Ross is the gentleman telling jokes at the beginning. Thank you to everyone that helped make this show possible.

Lots of volcano sounds during this ep; Mike loves his vape. I got the chemical formula for bleach wrong. Sorry about the audio in the second part. We recorded it underneath an overpass. I think we talked about comic books.

It's all in the title. We do a bet too.

Mike's mom is back. Zach's mom goes to Popeye's. Real mom heavy ep this week.

We dig in deep this episode. Sam's back and were slingin hard hitting questions about Magic Fest Pro Tour Mythic Championship Las Vegas.

Have ya heard about these rule changes? We sure have. We also play a game and talk about open mics, home depot, The Mississippi, and vivisection! Ricky's got a big announcement too.

Not those parties. We get a phone call and talk about sexy magic games and bad parties.

The only thing notable that happened in this ep is that The Silver Jews randomly came up and David Berman is dead now.

We discover that Mike does a pretty mean Randy Newman on this episode about financial shit and markets and Big Fat Liar.