
I Hate Numbers: Simplifying Tax and Accounting
Business accounting, tax and financial awareness for small businesses
I Hate Numbers
Show overview
I Hate Numbers: Simplifying Tax and Accounting has been publishing since 2020, and across the 6 years since has built a catalogue of 319 episodes. That works out to roughly 55 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run under ten minutes — most land between 8 min and 12 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Business show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 days ago, with 34 episodes already out so far this year. Published by I Hate Numbers.
From the publisher
For many business owners, sitting down to tackle the accounts or a tax return is right up there with watching paint dry. We understand—numbers can feel intimidating, confusing, and frankly, a distraction from why you started your business in the first place. However, if you are serious about your business, you need to get on friendly terms with your finances. I Hate Numbers is a dedicated UK accounting and tax podcast designed to help you navigate the complexities of business finance without the headache. Hosted by me, Mahmood Reza, accountant and tax advisor, business coach, tax advisor, and financial storyteller—this podcast is here to help you move from dreading your data to using it as a roadmap for success. Straight-talking Tax and Finance Advice Business is ultimately about making money and having an impact. To do that, you need to understand the financial story your business is telling. We focus on: Simplifying UK Tax and Accounting: We break down everything from Self-Assessment to Corporation Tax in a way that actually makes sense. Jargon-Free Guidance: No "accounting-speak" or unnecessary BS—just practical steps to keep you on the right side of HMRC. Profit and Growth: Understanding your numbers means you can see the impact of your successes and avoid common financial pitfalls. Master the Meaning Behind the Numbers With decades of experience helping thousands of businesses, Mahmood’s mission is to make business money management accessible to everyone. In the words of W.E.B. Du Bois: “When you have mastered numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers... You will be reading meanings.” Don't let tax and spreadsheets hold you back. Subscribe to the I Hate Numbers podcast today and start powering your business forward with confidence.
Latest Episodes
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Bookkeeping for Small Business: Your Numbers Tell a Story
Making Tax Digital Quarterly Updates: What to Send and When
Winter Fuel Payment Tax Recovery: Who Has to Pay It Back?
High Income Child Benefit Charge: Who Pays and How to Reduce It
Numeracy Skills Decline: Why It Hurts Business Profit
Late Registration for Self Employment: HMRC Penalties and Next Steps
Gift Aid Tax Relief: How It Helps Charities and Donors
Closing Your Business: Managing the Emotional Impact
Cash Flow Management: 7 Ways to Keep Your Business on Track
Invoicing for Creatives: Get Paid with Confidence
Paying School Fees Through Your Business: Tax Rules Explained
HMRC Reasonable Excuse: How to Appeal a Tax Penalty Successfully
Successful Partnerships: How to Get It Right and Avoid Costly Mistakes
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Ep 319VAT Registration Explained: When You Must Register and When You Don’t
VAT is one of those areas of small business finance UK that can quickly become confusing. In this episode of the I Hate Numbers podcast, we break down VAT registration, thresholds, and the key rules every business owner needs to understand. Understanding VAT is not just about compliance. It is about maintaining control over your cash flow management and making informed decisions about your business growth.What Is VAT Registration?VAT (Value Added Tax) is a tax applied to most goods and services. Once your taxable turnover crosses a certain threshold, you must register and start charging VAT on your sales. For many businesses, this means adding 20% to your prices, which can have a real impact, especially if your customers are not VAT registered themselves.The VAT Registration ThresholdThe current VAT registration threshold is £90,000. However, this is not based on your financial year. It is based on a rolling 12-month period. There are two key tests you must monitor:Looking BackwardsAt the end of each month, you must check your total sales for the previous 12 months. If you exceed £90,000, you must register within 30 days.Looking ForwardsIf you expect your turnover to exceed £90,000 in the next 30 days alone, you must register immediately. This is particularly relevant for freelancers and creatives who land large contracts unexpectedly.Special Rules You Should KnowNon-UK BusinessesIf you sell into the UK without a physical presence, the VAT threshold does not apply. You must register from your first sale.Buying an Existing BusinessIf you take over a VAT-registered business, you may need to register immediately. You effectively inherit its VAT obligations.What Counts Towards the Threshold?Understanding what counts is critical for accurate tax planning UK:Standard-rated sales (20%)Reduced-rate sales (5%)Zero-rated itemsItems that usually do not count include exempt supplies such as insurance or education, and capital asset sales.Voluntary VAT RegistrationYou can choose to register voluntarily even if you are below the threshold. This can be beneficial if you:Sell business-to-business (B2B)Want to reclaim VAT on expensesAre investing in equipment or growthHowever, once registered, you must comply with ongoing reporting requirements.VAT Exemptions and ExceptionsExemptionIf most of your sales are zero-rated, you may apply for a VAT registration exemption. This reduces admin but removes your ability to reclaim VAT on costs.Exception (Temporary Breach)If you exceed the threshold temporarily, you may apply to HMRC to ignore it. You must prove it was a one-off and that future turnover will fall below the limit.Why Systems MatterTracking your numbers accurately is essential for accounting for creatives and small businesses alike. Using tools like Xero cloud accounting helps you monitor turnover, stay compliant, and maintain profit and financial control.Key TakeawayVAT registration is not just a tax rule. It is a critical part of business tax planning UK. If you understand the thresholds, monitor your numbers, and plan ahead, you can avoid surprises and stay in control of your finances. If you ignore it, you risk penalties, cash flow issues, and unnecessary stress.Episode Timecodes00:00 – Introduction to VAT registration01:00 – Understanding the VAT threshold02:00 – Backward and forward tests explained03:00 – Special rules for businesses04:00 – What counts towards turnover05:00 – Voluntary registration explained06:00 – VAT exemptions and exceptions07:00 – Importance of systems and tracking08:00 – Final thoughtsFurther Support📘 Book https://www.ihatenumbers.co.uk/i-hate-numbers-book/ 🎧 Podcast https://www.ihatenumbers.co.uk/i-hate-numbers-podcast/ 🌐 Website https://www.ihatenumbers.co.uk If this episode helped you understand VAT registration and how it affects your business, share it with someone who needs clarity. Plan it. Do it. Profit.