How To Be Less Old Podcast

How to Be Less Old’s Deanna Cheng and Emily Foster join Drama Darling w Amy Phillips to discuss Reesa Teesa’s “Who TF Did I Marry?” This 50-part TikTok phenomenon will soon be a series that we can’t wait for! Click below to listen to Drama Darling with Amy Phillips. The Drama Darling PatreonWhen you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE:HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX CODE: HTBLO10 for all their red light products! (used by Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian! Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily roll up their sleeves to talk about JoJo Siwa and our hopes and dreams for that bright young gal. Is she spinning out of control with no return? Only time will tell, but we’re ready to catch her with loving open arms. We can’t let her fall, y’all! Are you going to watch Child Star on Hulu? Demi Lovato sits down with former child stars like Drew Barrymore, Christina Ricci, Rayven Symone and JoJo Siwa to discuss the highs and lows of fame at a young age. We can’t wait. NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. The “eating the cat” viral remix that has us in a chokehold. It’s a bop. We also discuss the beauty of outfit formulas, and how we’re going to tackle this simple list: * Big top, big bottom!* Little skirt, big sweater!* Jeans with something with buttons!* Sleek maxi skirt, big top!We know that you’re all running around in JORTS — but will you be getting after these other New York Fashion Week trends? * Pointy-toe shoes* Big sleeves, little shorts. * Drop waist* Sheer dresses * Low waist lines. * Peplum* Plunging necklines As promised we are going to shop our closets for looks AND we want to see YOURS. Please DM here on Substack or find us on Instagram @htblo with any outfit combos you are feeling good in! This is the outfit formula TikTok - very helpful visual aid! Recommend: “Coming in Hot” Podcast where Caroline Baudino gets real re: cellulite. Thank you for listening! xo D + E When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!OMNILUX CODE: HTBLO10 for 10% off your red light mask, red light eye brighter and more! (used by Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian!) NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the success of Jools LeBron, Chappell Roan and Hawk Tuah and how each one faces very real struggles with their fame! It’s not easy being a famous lady, y’all. Plus, Deanna shares an important oil pulling update and Emily has a Nira laser update! Plus, Emily decides her husband’s future success and happiness lies in building custom cat patios. Please DM for more info!When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss Deanna’s new chin strap for closed-mouth sleeping. Plus, they get into the Jools Lebron TikTok that has taken us all by storm leaving us wondering if we are very demure and very mindful. We discuss our love for the artist Chappell Roan, who is also taking these mean streets by storm! AND, we heard from How to Be Less Old friend Blair, who let us know that her girlfriend’s daughter and her friend, along with her own girlfriend PRANKED her with the just give me my money prank. Just a good reminder to please stay safe out there! You can see Blair on the show “Mr. Throwback” created by David Caspe on Peacock now. If you know how to pronounce SZA please send a voice memo stat! Finally, today is the last day to get 30% off with code HTBLO on all NIRA products. That’s THIRTY PERCENT until end of day Tuesday 8/20.For more on NIRA lasers and why we love them, click here. Here’s some more info!The Nira Laser - FDA cleared, non fractional laser developed for at home use. You don’t need any type of conductor or serum. It only takes a few minutes. The NIRA laser warms up the skin enough to trigger a healing response from the skin. That produces collagen and elastin - that gets your skin looking bouncy. The NIRA laser is on sale now. Use code: HTBLO for 30% off your laser now through Tuesday 8/20. After that the code HTBLO will still get you 10% off.When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

In this episode, Deanna and Emily unpack the term babygirl and try to decide which celebs are and are not babygirl. We dive into the TikTok trend morning shed, which includes mouth taping, face-masking and hair curling. Deanna admits she’s recently donned a sheet mask for sleep — and Emily’s daughter has been sleeping with heatless curlers in! Between the two, they are 4 products shy of a morning shed! * Biodance Overnight Collagen Mask* Kitsch Heatless Curler And, we dive into the blossoming of Chet Hanks who has gone from deeply unhappy nepo baby to professional Chet. Plus, Emily shares about getting scammed on the internet - and feeling very old (and sad). Are you mouth taping? Or doing anything EXTRA before you hit the sheets? LET US KNOW! When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Emily rehashes her very humbling experience of ugly crying in front of teenagers at a high ropes course. Deanna shares about her experience in a 4DX theater to see the new Twister. Click on the TikTok to get a sense of the experience. Also, we dive into eyebrow blindness and learn that being eyebrow blind is only part of the battle for Emily. Emily used Google to learn the difference between an eyebrow pencil and eyeliner: Brow pencils and eyeliners seem like similar products, and in a pinch you can probably use them interchangeably as long as the ingredient lists are both safe to use near your eyes. However, there are some notable differences. Eyeliner is typically creamier, thicker, and glides on easier than a brow pencil.Plus, we discuss a new chewing gum product designed to help those on their jaw-chiseling mewing journey. Subscribe to our ‘stack! Perfect brows guaranteed. As promised — here is a picture of an auto-belay device, much like the one that saved Emily’s life. If it still makes no sense to you, don’t worry, you are not alone. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the song of the summer that started as a 12 word TikTok. Also, we try and answer the befuddling question — do men with trust funds have jobs in finance? Dylan McKay sure didn’t! Deanna is moved to tears recounting the Kendrick Lamar Pop Out concert on 6/19 that neither she or Emily attended. Kendrick simultaneously threw an epic concert, brought west coast rap legends out on stage, destroyed Drake — and united gangs. Perhaps he should run for president? Also, we chat about the hawk tuah girl and our hopes and dreams for her. And the new trend of raw dogging on the plane, which is NOT what Emily thought it was. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

After sliding into Deanna’s DMs, 59-year-old Kelly Mac from season 2 of Milf Manor joins Deanna and Emily to talk all things milf, dating and aging. Kelly gives a little behind the scenes look at what living in a manor with lots of Milfs, Dilfs and their sons is actually like — and how the concept of the show was only revealed to her AFTER she arrived! 😳 She shares how she found her footing as the oldest member of the cast, and having to learn not only the definition of the word Milf, but also the type of Milf she wanted to be.The pilates guru has developed the Kelly Mac Method, which means that running around in a bikini at 59 is simply NBD. (Goals for all of us.) Besides her fitness empire she’s also launching a swimwear collection. (Goals for some of us.) She shares the self-care she does for herself everyday, her favorite smoothie recipe, AND her best dating advice. (Hello, ladies that are single and looking to mingle!) If you haven’t checked out Milf Manor season 2, it’s an odd delight AND Kelly is crushing it. Episode 9 out of 15 was just released this past Sunday, so there’s plenty more shenanigans ahead! For addt'l Milf Manor content you can catch Deanna recapping MM on Pink Shade with Mary Payne.Thanks for listening and let us know what you’ve been enjoying lately in the comments below! Consider upgrading to paid. Especially if you are a Milf. We love hot subs. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the phenomenon of “The Idea of You,” written by Robinne Lee, and the movie starring Anne Hathaway. We also discuss our feelings about Anne Hathaway and why her hair often plays its own part in her roles — and how the bangs are polarizing! Love em or leave em? Plus, we learn the term pebbling, and do a deeper dive into the terms sussy imposter and ocky wocky. AND, Emily learns what a chopped cheese is. Will she try one? WILL YOU TRY ONE? How do you feel about Anne’s bangs? Are you cutting some right now in the mirror? (Don’t!) Below is a photo of the corner Deanna got busted. Back left. Not great! They were trying to make it nice! SHE WAS WRONG.SPONSORS: When you support our sponsors, you support the creation of HTBLO!!EVERLANE CODE: HTBLO20 for 20% off (new customers), HTBLO10 for 10% off (existing customers). We’ve been wearing Everlane for years - the quality is 🤌🏻NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!HOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily dive into the Drake / Kendrick feud by doing a live reading of Chet Hanks text reply to his dad Tom’s question: Big Main, can you explain the Drake / Kendrick Lamar feud to me? Also, Deanna admits to not knowing she’s been paying a monthly fee for Audible, or that she had several credits to use! But, she feels ambivalent about audiobooks! Also, Deanna and Emily share what they would wear to prom in the present day - so if anyone needs a date, we’re ready! Also, there’s a new saint in town! He was a millennial! And apparently, maybe we could be sainted too (for ll the miracles we’ve performed here in this very podcast, duhhh). Hit us up — what are you paying for that you didn’t know about?? SPONSORS: When you support our sponsors, you support the creation of HTBLO!!EVERLANE CODE: HTBLO20 for 20% off (new customers), HTBLO10 for 10% off (existing customers). We’ve been wearing Everlane for years - the quality is 🤌🏻NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Hello! Today we’re talking about the alluring A.I. Met Gala photos, getting down and descriptive on the terms cap and sprinkle sprinkle, AND we’re not holding back on our unabashed love for smoothies. Deanna has recently started to try and recreate a smoothie she loves from Lassen’s which has MCT oil and Nuzest vanilla protein powder. And a coworker asked Emily if she has ever had the Erewhon Hailey Bieber smoothie coming in at a silly $19. The answer is no. Deanna also tells us all it’s a wrap on humans and robots are taking over — so sit back, RELAX and enjoy this super chill episode. 60 Minutes interview with CEO of NVIDIA 🤖Love ya! SPONSORS: When you support our sponsors, you support the creation of HTBLO!! * We love the OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok! * The Montage Queen promo code: HTBLO for 5% off on any montage package. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily unpack the new meaning of the word bop. If you are currently using it to describe a catchy song we urge you to hold up, wait a minute! And listen on…We also take a hard lewk 👀 at the snoafer (a New Balanace love child of a sneaker and a loafer) and decide it is so terrible and we will probably be wearing them before years end. Will YOU? Plus, Deanna bravely calls herself out on a recent pivot on a previous fashion opinion. And finally, we are COMMITTING to a 30-day ARM CHALLENGE (after Emily’s jumbo-tron bat-wings said hello.) We are starting this Wednesday, May 1st. Join us on this 30-day journey to swole muscles. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the 15-second video that created the TikTok Rizz Party sensation. These are no Ohio boys, yall! Plus, Oatzembic sounds like a fun play on words but as we unpack the ingredients of this oat/lime/water smoothie people are drinking to drop some lbs, we just can’t imagine! Also, call the rumor / gossip / cross-your-fingers-we-hope-it’s-forever-true POLICE because … Lenny Kravitz and Mariah Carey. That’s all.The three ingredient smoothie that sweeping the Tok. Lenny Kravitz working out in leather pants alert 🚨🚨🚨When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily dive into the meaning of Ohio, the hot off the press style broquette, and the one lewk that got away: the groutfit. Deanna admits she’s being influenced into potentially purchasing new handbags because the TikTok algorithm has sucked her in! Emily suggests she starts a layaway plan, like any good friend would! Have you been influenced into a recent purchase? Let us know WHAT in the comments! When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

We announce our three lovely winners who will receive an Omnilux Mini Eye Brightener - IS IT YOU? Plus, Emily has a lot of questions for Deanna about skin barriers, black eyeliner and double cleansing. AND, Deanna and Emily share about how JUST after they posted their Texas Hold Em TikTok Challenge the government voted to shut it down. I’m sure we’re all aware that it was NOT a coincidence. Erika Taylor - Makeup Artist Angie Hot and Flashy - YouTube Page! aka Rhonda Fresh and Frisky And the our winners are 🎉Julie DoveMeg Giannetti and Jennifer Jackson! Congrats to you and your gorgeous skin around your eyeballs. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO. Thanks!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Stimulate collagen from the comfort of your home! We use daily. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX red light products. CLICK HERE for the Eye Brightener featured in our TikTok!Join us on INSTAGRAM: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! You can now listen to all current and future audio posts on Apple Podcast + Spotify. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

It’s the CROSSOVER you’ve been waiting for… Deanna and Emily join Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa from Fixing Famous People to try and fix the endless fashion trend train that is Gen Z! Do you have trouble keeping up? US TOO! Subscribe to Fixing Famous People now! You can find Dominick Pupa at dommentary.com and Chris DeRosa at @thechrisderosa.Join Deanna and Emily on instagram: @deannamcheng @fredafoster @htblo Let us know if there is something happening with the youths that you’d like us to tackle!The Montage Queen promo code: HTBLO for 5% off on any montage package. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the sensation that is ReesaTeesa and her must-do 52-part TikTok story about her ex husband, Deanna’s recent observations of the fashions on the streets of New York, oil pulling and the joys of Botox for TMJ. Is anyone out there oil pulling? Love to hear how it’s going for you! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.comOn today’s podstack we reminisce about Karyn Bosnak ‘s Mob Wife week hair extensions, Deanna introduces us to a hot new band she was pitched at her power suit Grammy party, and Emily unpacks what terms are hot and what’s not. Plus, Deanna shares about a morning where she drove to Rancho Cucamonga to do the unthinkable. Mob Wife might have ended but the animal print…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.comDeanna and Emily discuss Mob Wife week! Prego! Our friends Jenn Lancaster and Karyn Bosnak at It's Always Something are doing the mob wife aesthetic with us this week. We hope you’ll grab your confidence and a fur coat and join us!We discuss the turnt comment section of Emily’s recent deep dive on Jacob Elordi and Deanna’s recent foray into a couple brick and mortar Sephora…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.comIn today’s podstack we go deep on Emily’s new, burnt orange Stanley cup (deeper than she was prepared for), reflect on our past episode with Jo Koy (ft. the RompHim) and discuss the latest makeup influencer dramz between Mikayla and a gentleman named Matthew Stephens who has a tanning product called: Illusion BronzeMatthew had hoped Mikayla would make …

In this episode we talk through our experience of learning our very first TikTok challenge. The highs, the lows, the sore knees, the fact that we lost 100% of our moves and had to started back at one after taking a single sip of water. We discuss the possibility of doing a larger scale Group Tok with HTBLO subscribers challenge in 2024. Sound off if that tickle yours fancy! During our discussion about leaving someone “on opened” Deanna revealed that she slid into Andy Cohen’s DMs. Unfortunately, it seems Andy has left her on un-opened. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

On today’s podstack, Deanna and Emily discuss the pressure to create core memories over the holiday season and wonder if Kim Kardashian is to blame. They talk about Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God and question if they have the rizz to lead a cult of any sort. Emily reveals that she may be entering a vaginal “sling” area and would love to have the support of the HTBLO community. They wonder if the vaginal sling is a rebrand of the mesh or it’s own special thing (aka class action lawsuit free)And finally, Deanna springs a TikTok challenge on Emily. Listen to hear if Emily agrees to take the challenge! 🚨 Deanna’s microphone was not connected AND she had a cold. You will be irritated by her sound quality PLEASE PUSH THROUGH! 🚨 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

This week on How To Be Less Old as Deanna and Emily wonder how they lived so many years without maps on the phone and look at the dark side of internet trends like looksmaxxing.Emily grapples with having to use google to learn who the SNL musical guest is and has the stark realization that the sketches are no longer being written for her. They also land on an appropriate age limit for crushing, celebrity or otherwise.Stay up to date with us on Instagram at @htbloBecoming a paid subscriber is a great way to support our show and get full access to our content.If you are enjoying our podcast please tell a friend! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Join How To Be Less Old as we take a stroll down memory lane. Deanna and Emily discuss lifelong-ick, stinky jeans and the dangers of dipping tobacco whilst riding a bus. They discuss how life as a teen would have been different if they had to deal with social media. Emily wonders if her time as a window clothing model would have been celebrated or moc… This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

If you are not yet a paid subscriber please consider contributing to our self funded podcast! Deanna’s happy jeans! Recommended by stylist Sarah Nearis on the Bitch Sesh podcast. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit howtobelessold.substack.comIn this episode: Deanna and Emily discuss nuance of the "beige flag", they attempt to get more clarity on "coded" and they delight in their newest term-find "delulu".

Welcome to our first official HTBLO podcast on the Substack platform! In this episode we will:* Review the current state of our own personal rizz.* Unpacked the Baby Gronk situation.* Wonder if aliens are running A.I.* Atempt to collapse the open tabs in your mindIf you want to contribute to “Emily’s Brags” please brag about her in the comments below! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Thank you for making your way back to us! We are loving the Substack platform and we are excited to get back into your earholes. As always we would love to hear from you so if there is anything at all that you'd like us unpack we are standing by at attention, ready to serve! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe