How To Be Less Old Podcast

Deanna shares the story of a fall that aged her a good 25 years! She “took air” and when she says she dented the trash can, she did NOT lie. After seeing this picture, it’s clear she’s lucky to be alive! Emily also feels old due to aching joints and a frozen middle finger. Take that WORLD. We discuss going 90s, the art of hanging out with others without your phone. Wild thought - leave it at home! Also, how did we survive those dirty, dirty pay phones in a world before hand sanitizer? That was the only way to get a ride back home from the mall. Are we stronger for it? We also get into the warning signs a man in your life is being indoctrinated into the sphere of mano. Here are some key things to know. * It starts slow and then builds* You might start to hear an odd comment here and there, usually presented as a joke - and then it stops being a joke* Negging, and trying to control you So if someone in your life starts to raise a couple red flags for you, its time for an all out intervention and review of their YouTube watch history. We are all in this together. Stay safe out there, ladies. Deanna raises an alarming concern that the post office might be going the way of the do-do bird. Maybe in honor of going 90s, pick up an old pen and paper and send a friend a good old fashioned letter or postcard this weekend. There’s nothing more thrilling than getting some unexpected snail mail. We also discuss an update about our pal Clavicular, who was recently arrested for battery charges in Ft. Lauderdale.From page six:An unnamed 19-year-old woman told deputies she had allegedly been battered by Violet Marie Lentz, 24. However, detectives determined that Clavicular “instigated the fight” and “posted it on social media to exploit the two women,” per the press release.He is also under investigation for a separate incident involving his alleged shooting of a dead alligator in the Everglades. Cool, cool, cool. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO! NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles! The NIRA laser is FDA approved and made in the USA 🇺🇸THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily attempted to take “lowkenuinely” (pronounced Loh-KEN-yuh-win-lee) and “lowkentologicalowstate” (pronounced low-ken-toe-LOG-ih-kuhl-oh-state) out for a spin. They certainly had a better handle on “lowkenuinely” which — quick refresh — means being genuinely lowkey.What does being genuinely lowkey look like? Well, you are giving something your attention but in a lowkey fashion. Deanna was lowkenuinely looking to improve the lines on her chest so she did her research to find solutions but didn’t let it take over her life or ding her self-esteem. They also break down the power of the instagram repost 🔁: who actually receives it? Where does it go? Hard to say. But one thing is certain, tapping those sexy, mid-coital arrows allows them to wield their influence and flex a quiet power. As you’re doomscrolling - please be on the lookout for their little profile heads twirling and swirling at the bottom of a post. NIRA has just dropped the NIRA PRO 3. Here’s what’s new: silent vibration haptic feedback * 9-power levels * 75% more battery and faster charging! Get your NIRA Laser Here add CODE: HTBLO at checkout. No big deal but Emily has found herself on trend with Paris fashion week. What else is cooking at Paris fashion week? Seems beach braids, low slug-hairdos, check prints, faux fur and funky silhouettes are all the rage. Oh! And this was the peptide stack Emily’s co-worker is working with: BBC 157tb 500Copper GHKUCUMot C…. if you have a peptide stack you better share it immediately. Enjoy the pod! xoxo Emily + Deanna When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO! NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles! The NIRA laser is FDA approved and made in the USA 🇺🇸THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

We thought we were tapped into the broad strokes of looksmaxxing, but when we invited Business Insider Sr. Correspondent Katie Notopoulos to join us for a casual chat, we realized quickly we had been frame-mogged. Brutally. (And yes, we go into what that means.) NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles! The NIRA laser is FDA approved + made in the USA 🇺🇸Katie breaks down what clippers are, why looksmaxxer Clavicular is suddenly everywhere and why his ‘lexicon’ is great for clippers. She breaks down some of the important terms that come out of this manosphere/looksmaxxing world like jestermaxxing, jestergooning, and foids. Plus, we learn more about why streaming is gaining in popularity and how there’s a big business behind “going viral.” We are so grateful to Katie for holding our hand on this wild ride. Please, get your prayer beads ready. When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO! NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles! The NIRA laser is FDA approved and made in the USA 🇺🇸THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss chungus, new method, “brolatives” and “bruzions.” Please take a moment and treat yourself to this video.Plus, we get into the explosion of peptide usage, and the looksmaxxer Clavicular who has a stack of peptides — because apparently there is a peptide for everything. Aches and pains? Peptides. Aging? Peptides. Weight loss? Peptides.While tracking down these peptides sounds dangerous, expensive, and inconvenient, Deanna and Emily realize they just might be up for the challenge.And Deanna gives an important update on digitizing her wardrobe. It has taken her hours - and we cannot thank her enough for doing this for US! The upside of the blood, sweat and tears? The app is already giving her wardrobe combos that she never would have put together on her own. More will be revealed but we are very excited!!Don’t forget to tell us what peptides you are injecting into yourself from the back market in the comments!When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO!NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth.THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee!OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Today on How to Be Less Old we discuss how Oprah is giving us life with her midriff out and about.We talk about the different ways people are getting creative to resist the current administration and its goon squad, like the cliterati or Rage knitting against the machine. Plus, here are some actions anyone can take. Deanna signed up for Depop and is ready to sell! She’s got 1 pair of jeans on the boards. Have you sold on the platform? NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. Plus, we get into a funny moment on RHOBH where a generational divide was on full display. Kyle did not have time for Amanda to be in her feelings, setting boundaries and getting triggered. And finally we ponder — is TikTok over?Thanks for being with us on this journey! Plus, head on over to apple podcasts and give us a 5-star review and leave us a comment. It’s beyond helpful for us! When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO! NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe

Deanna and Emily discuss the branding of the new “Karen” aka the millennial Jessica. Who is she? What does she wear? We Initially thought Jessica was randomly appointed, but this has been a very long new Karen name vetting process. Gen Z felt that the name Karen didn’t speak to them! In other generation divide news, we get into how Timothee Chalamet thanked Kylie at the Critics Choice awards and referred to her as his partner. Apparently, this was a big moment for the youths, and a big nothing burger for us olds. Emily also shares about tooth masking with nHA toothpaste, despite her dentist friend saying that its all hype. Deanna and Emily are prepared to take on the scientific research involved. NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles With The At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes + Mouth. And we get into the Ashley Tisdale mom group drama. Ashley was feeling left out — and instead of maybe addressing the group or chatting with her therapist, she took her story to a little known rag called New York Magazine. Was that a total Jessica move? Also, Emily shares that she heard Ashely had different political beliefs than some of the moms in the group — but since this recording has learned that might have been also a nothing burger. As for our friend who has worked with this mom group - she said Hill Duff is a queen worthy of all of our love. We will definitely take that with us on our journey forward. And, we talk about the trend of posting pics from 2016 — and some of our more absurd 2016 pics, like the one we used as the thumbnail for this post! And reminder — check your shredded Pecorino Romano! We hope you enjoy this episode. xoDeanna and Emily P.S. Don’t be afraid to head over to Apple podcasts and give us a review! (5 stars, duh!) When you support our sponsors, you are supporting us at HTBLO! NIRA LASER CODE: HTBLO for 10% off the incredible at home laser. Say Goodbye To Wrinkles — The First And Only Painless At-Home Laser To Treat Wrinkles Around The Eyes And Mouth. THE MONTAGE QUEEN CODE: HTBLO for 5% off all packages. Perfect for a birthday, anniversary, memorial or B’nai Mitzvah. All TMQ videos come with a 100% snooze-free guarantee! OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟( Devotees — Deanna, Emily and Kim Kardashian approve this message)Join us on Instagram: htblo, deannamcheng, fredafoster and TikTokHOW TO BE LESS OLD is available on APPLE PODCAST + SPOTIFY - follow our show! Please rate and review with 5 stars! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit howtobelessold.substack.com/subscribe