Hoteps Been Told You

War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture. Then we get into a topic I’ve been warning y’all about for years: Pooh Shiesty. Federal agents held a press conference announcing that Pooh has gotten himself into a world of trouble… again. This time, he allegedly robbed Gucci Mane — the man who signed him — at gunpoint and forced him to sign paperwork. Let’s not forget: Pooh is the founder of the Pooh Shiesty mask and the spark behind YN behavior worldwide. I told y’all about his influence years ago on this pod. Nobody listened but Unc. Next up: Ye’s show last night. Three nights in London the same weekend as Hov, and honestly… the Cali show wasn’t hitting. Audio issues, stage issues — mid all around. I ended up going to sleep. And now Ye is set to perform three nights at Wireless the same weekend as Hov. So the question becomes: Who’s about to have the most entertaining weekend — Ye or Hov? If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz. Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace: Druski does it again… but at what cost Druski is back adding to his Hall‑of‑Fame run of A1 comedy bits — this time taking aim at conservative white women, “allegedly” channeling Erika Kirk. Niggas are crying laughing, Red Whites are furious, and everyone agrees he struck gold again. But the question remains: does this one finally get him into some trouble. “My GOAT is full of shit… smh” Jay‑Z continues his Epstein Files damage‑control tour and sits down with GQ for an interview that has Black Twitter confused, annoyed, and side‑eyeing. One moment stands out: Hov saying he’s against rap battles now because of how nasty fans and stans get online. Which raises the obvious question: Did he realize that before or after he let Kendrick call Drake a pedo in front of the world. Unc has plenty more to pick apart in that interview — so we hand him the ball and tell him we need 83. From there, the Hoteps debate whether Swizz Beatz is really a top‑10 producer, Usher defending Diddy, Black Ice agents, and more. If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

This week, Hotep Jesus goes on trial after his latest appearance on Gutfeld, with Uncle Hotep accusing him of disrespecting the Cushites and switching into his “white voice” for the cameras. From there, the Hoteps dive into the ongoing war—F‑35s getting shot down, Joe Kent’s appearance on Tucker Carlson, and the bigger question of whether the U.S. is actually winning. Then the conversation shifts to Jay‑Z announcing two new shows and which one is worth pulling up to. And of course, the cultural question of the week: Is Houston the new Shine Heaven? A flood of videos hit the timeline showing Houston turning into the Spring Break capital for YN’s and young hoes—fights, chaos, cheeks, drugs, guns… everything. Pure nasty work. The Hoteps break down what this new era of Spring Break says about the culture, plus Afro Man beating his case against the man, the upcoming Biggie vs. Tupac Verzuz, and more. If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Hoteps open with the latest in the Iran–US conflict and the wave of terror attacks hitting the States, then slide straight into the Black Twitter Report, where nothing is sacred and everyone catches a stray. Then… the unthinkable. Bam Adebayo—HoweverYouSpellHisLastName—drops 83 points, breaking Kobe Bean Bryant’s legendary 81. Kobe fans everywhere are calling foul: 40+ free throws, weird end‑game antics, and a vibe that just didn’t feel respectful. HJ and Unc weigh in: does this record even count or is it basketball cosplay. From there, the White Man & Coons Voltron up and take down Magic City Night. Adam Silver cancels the event a week before tip‑off, and—like clockwork—Black Twitter erupts. Curtis Scoon and Killer Mike start sparring, and the timeline turns into a digital barbershop. Unc says he saw the weird energy from the jump. And then… Ye returns. Apparently the apology tour worked, because a new stadium show is on deck and one million people sat in the queue waiting for tickets. The love is still there, the demand is still insane, and the question becomes: Is this the beginning of the full Kanye comeback arc. If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Jay‑Z back in the blender. Epstein files heat up, Nancy Mace wants answers, Dyson says Hov called his phone, and the culture tells Luke Kornet to stay out of Magic City business. Plus: Middle East updates, Uncle Hotep’s Saudi story, Kristi Noem gets canned, and more. If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

50 Cent is on what can only be described as a nationwide petty tour, and his latest stop? T.I.’s front porch. But Tip and the Harris household said, “Nah, not today.” Suddenly it’s not just 50 vs. T.I.—it’s 50 vs. the entire family group chat. The real question: Did 50 finally run into somebody who can clap back with equal cardio? Then we pivot to the world’s most unserious felony: a “friendly” snowball fight with the NYPD that somehow turned into charges. Only in America can you go from “winter fun” to “court date” in under 30 seconds. Were folks wildin’, or did the cops just not appreciate getting hit with artisanal, locally sourced precipitation? Next up: Michael Eric Dyson decided to jump into the “Not Like Us” discourse with a take that had people squinting at their phones like, “Sir… what?” HJ already said the song started feeling different after a while, but Dyson comparing it to certain political vibes? Is he defending his guy, or is he cooking up a point we just don’t want to admit? We also get into Trump’s State of the Union speech, which had everything except a halftime show. Then the crew debates a question that could end friendships: Who has better fine dining—New Jersey or Philadelphia? One side has Michelin stars, the other has diners that never close and attitudes that never soften. And finally, the BAFTA Awards gave us a controversy nobody had on their bingo card, involving a slur tossed at the cast of The Sinners. Hollywood said, “We’re shocked.” The internet said, “We’re not.” If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

1. Captain Durag & the Black Twitter Meltdown We open with the funniest chaos of the week: Captain Durag. Black Twitter detonated over a Disney Jr. character with a durag and a dream. The creator — allegedly a Black woman — instantly got labeled a tether by the FBA crowd. Boule Twitter went straight to the playbook: digging up old tweets, calling her a coon, and running the usual “we’re upset” tricks. So what is it: representation or cooning. 2. Mom Mom at the White House Next up, Grandma hopped on the mic during a Black History Month event at the White House and told folks to back up off Trump and let him cook. The comments were wild — white women saying she moved them to tears. First Nicki, now Mom Mom. Sisters showing Trump love is becoming a plot twist nobody expected. 3. DJ Vlad’s Valentine’s Day Shenanigans Then we get to Vlad. On Valentine’s Day — when he should’ve been somewhere in some yams — he fires off a “satire” tweet claiming he’s exposing Roc Nation secrets. Fourteen million views later, the internet is in a frenzy, and Vlad is suddenly cop‑plea‑adjacent. Some say it was just trolling. Others — like Unc with the Kufi strapped tight — think it was a strategic distraction to take heat off Roc Nation. 4. Fight Talk & Farewells We close with some fantasy‑fight energy: Floyd vs Tyson, Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, and a moment of respect for RIP Jesse Jackson, marking the end of an era. Tap in on Patreon for the Monday‑night bonus episode of Hoteps Been Told You. If you want the uncut version of the show, the extra sauce, and the conversations we can’t have on the main feed, hit the link and pull up https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Hoteps hit a major milestone this week, celebrating 400 episodes and looking back at the wildest, funniest, and most legendary moments from their journey. From early chaos to cultural dominance, Unc and HJ take a well‑earned victory lap through Hotep history. Then it’s time for the long‑awaited official HBTY review of J. Cole’s The Fall Off. Enough time has passed — what’s the final verdict. Unc stamps it as mid and not for him. Was it good, great, HBCU‑boule rap, or just clean boom‑bap cosplay. The room breaks it all down, including Cole’s strange post‑release marketing run — genius or performative. Meanwhile, Sexy Red has officially violated the peace treaty with Hotepistan. Two weeks into Black History Month, she drops a remake of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” called “Eat It.” HJ gave her a pass… Unc wants her deported back to St. Louis. The timeline also serves up some premium elder chaos: Ja Rule, Tony Yayo, and Uncle Murda allegedly reignite 20‑year‑old beef on a first‑class flight. Black Twitter immediately asks the only question that matters — who won. Ja for causing a scene, or G‑Unit for making him catch a different flight. And finally, sports talk gets spicy as Nick Wright proposes the most unhinged — yet undeniably entertaining — idea to save NBA All‑Star Weekend: Whites vs Blacks. A racial Hunger Games on hardwood. Families glued to the TV. Adam Silver… do the right thing. Enjoying the show? Tap in with us on Patreon for the full Hotep experience. You’ll get uncut episodes, bonus content, and an extra Hoteps Been Told You episode every Monday night — only for the real supporters. Join the community and help us keep this thing independent: https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Shawn Carter’s name hits the Epstein files and the internet loses its mind. Unc gets the iso he’s been waiting for as the Jay‑Z discourse turns into a full‑blown Hov Hate Super Bowl — theories, half‑truths, cap, and back‑kicking from every direction. Then the timeline serves up something even crazier: a white man (allegedly) builds a website to help people “avoid Black folks” by showing how many are in your area. The coon in Unc thinks it’s genius. The real one in him thinks the same. A digital sundown town in 2026 — you can’t make this up. Super Bowl Sunday is here, but the game ain’t giving the juice it should. The real entertainment is coming after Bad Bunny’s halftime show when the backlash, thinkpieces, and tears start flowing. Predictions fly, and the crew breaks down the elite foods you must have on deck for the big day. Meanwhile, Kid Rock is throwing what can only be described as the Coon Halftime Show, and the question is simple: are you tuning in out of curiosity or self‑respect. Shaboozy talks heavy, then apologizes, and FBA plus Tariq jump all over him. Another day, another cultural scuffle. Tap in on Patreon for the Monday‑night bonus episode of Hoteps Been Told You. If you want the uncut version of the show, the extra sauce, and the conversations we can’t have on the main feed, hit the link and pull up https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Hotep Jesus gets taken to court for his alleged role in Tim Pool calling Maj Toure Ignorant Nicki Minaj goes full MAGA Barbie, doubling down on her Trump fandom and catching a beating on the timeline. Is this elite cooning, a strategic power move, or a superstar gearing up for war with the Roc Nation machine. The NFL adds chaos: Shedeur Sanders makes the Pro Bowl, while Bill Belichick misses first‑ballot Hall of Fame. White NFL Twitter melts down, proving once again — they do NOT play about Bill. J. Cole returns with a DJ Clue freestyle EP. The bars are sharp, but can we respect his new fly‑talk era. And did he sneak shots at Joey. With a double album dropping next week, how high is the excitement meter. Speed wraps his African tour — is this his peak, or can he level up again. Want even more Hoteps Been Told You? Tap into the Patreon for exclusive Monday‑night episodes you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the fam and support the movement. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in years — what to do, what not to do, and how not to end up on the evening news. Then the cultural smoke begins. Are the New Black Panthers really who they say they are, or are they agents in disguise. And if the old guard is compromised, who steps up as the next generation of Black leadership in America. The timeline gets even messier with rumors that Desi Banks might be “working with them people.” Black Twitter is buzzing: did he take the bag, or is this all a misunderstanding. And if one of the internet’s favorite comedians is allegedly collecting checks, how many other influencers might be doing the same. The vibes are spooky. Also in true shine fashion the Hoteps rank the top Internet Comedians Want even more Hoteps Been Told You? Tap into the Patreon for exclusive Monday‑night episodes you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the fam and support the movement. https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire. From that viral flashpoint, the pod pivots to Corey Holcomb vs Anton, breaking down the only question that matters: who chumped who. J. Cole reenters the chat with a new video from The Fall Off, raising the debate over whether fans still ride with him after bowing out of the Drake vs Kendrick war. Druski’s church skit ignites the timeline, sparking a comedic face‑off with Tra Raggs. The crew digs into who’s actually funnier and who resonates more with the culture — absurdist parody or sharp social commentary. A cultural obituary for Scott Adams leads into a look at Hotep Jesus’s influence on his attempted rebrand, highlighting how satire, controversy, and reinvention collide in the digital era. The episode closes with heavier global and domestic beats: U.S. involvement in Iran and new ICE incidents in Minnesota, grounding the cultural chatter in real‑world stakes. For even more unfiltered HBTY every week, tap into the Patreon and catch an exclusive Monday‑night episode you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the community and support the movement at https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion Williamson is officially a trick, and dives into plenty more. For even more unfiltered HBTY every week, tap into the Patreon and catch an exclusive Monday‑night episode you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the community and support the movement at https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou

The Hoteps close out 2025 with a bang. In this year‑end finale, they tear into the explosive Somali daycare scandal rocking Minnesota, put Hotep Jesus on the stand for his wild Gutfeld! appearance, and unpack the stories that shaped the culture. It’s sharp, it’s spicy, and it’s the perfect sendoff to a chaotic year.

In a special early episode the Hotep's discuss Nicki Minaj appearance at TPUSA, The new F the streets movement, Hotep Jesus appearance on Gutfield and much more

Netflix Jumps Into Podcasts Netflix just shook up the industry, announcing podcasts are coming to the platform. Expect shows from Barstool Sports, iHeart, The Breakfast Club, Rory & Mal, and more. Is this move the rebirth of the podcast game—or the beginning of the end? B Dot’s Top 10 Rappers of 2025 B Dot drops his annual list. Did he nail it or completely miss the mark? We break it down and create our own HBTY Top 10 Rappers of 2025. Breaking News & Hot Takes Ebro gets fired The Brown University shooting dominates headlines Hotep Jesus faces judgment in Hotep Court

The Michigan head coach’s firing over “Pawgin” ignites heated debate, with the streets demanding Uncle Hotep’s verdict. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus dissect the explosive 50 Cent documentary on Diddy, unpacking its ripple effects across the industry. Tensions rise when Uncle Hotep accuses Hotep Jesus of lining up Tim Pool to clash with Candace Owens—setting the stage for even more drama.

Marc Lamont messy vibes: After Brian McKnight’s clash with Joe Budden over family drama, Marc stirred the pot—dropping a Patreon interview with McKnight’s son. Unc’s fingerprints are all over this one. Sean Combs Netflix doc: 50 Cent delivered, putting Diddy’s story front and center. Did the documentary land, or is it cap? And does this hit Diddy’s image even harder? Max B’s aura check: Fresh out, but is the wave still waving? Some say he’s looking a little washed. Unc & HJ debate: From the latest Candace Owens developments to the true meaning of “annunciate,” the back-and-forth gets lively.

The Hoteps wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving

Roland vs. HJ Roland Martin reignites beef after that Rogan clip, calling HJ a “dumb ass.” Signal to the Boule? Pharrell Speaks Pharrell hit the mic, and the timeline lit up. Complex’s Top Albums Highlights: Ye’s MBDTF, 50’s Get Rich, Jay‑Z’s Blueprint, Rihanna’s Anti. Kendrick sneaks in at #12. Eric Adams Joins the Cipher From Floyd to Ye to Thug — now Adams. Once HJ hits that wall, it’s complete. Nicki at the UN Nicki Minaj speaks on Nigeria at the UN. Activism… or chess move against Roc Nation?

In this episode, The Hoteps dive into the buzz surrounding Max B’s return after 17 years behind bars. Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus go head-to-head in a fiery debate over the meaning of “science,” while the crew unpacks the latest developments in the Trump–Epstein scandal. The conversation also explores rising tensions and the looming threat of war in Venezuela, plus a sharp look back at Rory’s old tweets and much more.

We dive into the seismic shifts shaking up culture and politics. From Ye and Mayweather's unexpected acts of submission, to the rise of "The Mamdani Effect" as he clinches the New York mayoral seat, and Hotep Jesus facing trial for alleged collusion—this episode unpacks the drama, the symbolism, and the ripple effects. Plus, more stories that challenge the status quo and stir the pot.

The pod discusses Hip Hop falling out of the top 40, Should Men who make 50k a year date, HJ's appearance on Gutfield and more

The pod dives into the NBA betting scandal, the best Italian dishes , top 5 coons

The Hoteps give their flowers to DAngelo as he passed away this week. Uncle Hotep breaks out the chew stick and they both debate the term 'Neo Soul'. Funko Pop gate is discussed as a teacher calls the police on her stolen Funko Pop, Flip vs Marc Lamont Hill, Angel Reese takes to the runway and more

This Week on the Pod: Uncle Hotep is back from Jamaica and he's bringing island vibes and wild travel tales to the mic 🌴. Meanwhile, Hotep Jesus gets caught red-handed streaming on TikTok—what was he up to and why does it matter? Then we dive into LeBron James’ latest business move: a fresh partnership with Hennessy. Is it a slam dunk or a risky play for the King? And things get even spicier—Candace Owens claims she’s been chatting with Charlie Kirk... from beyond the grave 👀. We unpack the drama, the implications, and everything in between. All that and more on this week’s episode—strap in, it’s going to be a ride.

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In this thought-provoking episode, the hosts dive into the latest drops from Cardi B and Jay Electronica, unpacking their impact and lyrical depth. They tackle the controversial question: Should HBCUs engage in debates with conservative voices? Plus, they break down the news surrounding James Comey's indictment and explore what it means for the political landscape. All that and more, with the signature commentary you’ve come to expect.

In the explosive first episode post-HotepCon, Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus relive the unforgettable energy and wild moments from the weekend. But the celebration is short-lived—Hotep Jesus hauls Uncle Hotep into Hotep Court over his controversial “It’s time to Kewn” declaration. From there, the duo dives into Jay Z’s failed Manhattan casino deal, their blueprint to rescue Revolt for Dame Dash, Jimmy Kimmel’s cancellation, and the deepening fallout from Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Buckle up—this one pulls no punches.

Charlie Kirk Assassinated at UVU - HBTY 3760 Just hours before HotepCon, Uncle Hotep and Hotep Jesus deliver a raw, urgent breakdown of the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. Recorded in the immediate aftermath, this episode captures the chaos, emotion, and gravity of a moment that rocked the nation. No filters. No spin. Just truth, as it unfolds.

InfoWars Wars_ Alex Jones vs Owen Shroyer - HBTY 375 - Uncle returns from one week hiatus , The pod discusses the Young Thug drama, Owen vs Alex and more

Back to School Means Sh__ters Activated - HBTY 374

The pod discusses the Amanda Seales 20 v1 , Dr Umar selling dates, Gavin Newsome for President and more

The downfall of Dr Umar, KFC vs Popeyes, Sha'carri arrest and the Trump Boyz in DC

Football season is back. The pod discusses what is lightskin or not, Does Unc have dementia and more

The Hoteps discuss Shannon Sharpe losing his job at ESPN, Unc tells the burning camaro story , Sydney Sweeney jean/Gene controversy, Blackstone\Treadston and more

HJ interviews city council candidate Jhamar Youngblood, The Pod discusses the recent celebrity deaths, The impact of Hulk Hogan a heated Epstein discussion and more

HJ gets accused of ghostwriting for Gutfeld , The pod dives in the UK vs US rap beef, the Coldplay cheating couple scandal , Epstein and more

Clipse Eve Party: Nicki Beef with Jay Z - HBTY 367 - HotepCon is announced for 2025, The pod anticpates the new Clipse album. Should Nicki Minaj become a streamer and more

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The Hoteps discuss the 12 day war, The upcoming conclusion of the Diddy trial, Jim Jones vs Nas and a special appearance of Uncle Ismail

Special World War 3 episode

Happy Juneteenth. The podcast discuss the weird cases of Tyler Perry and Fat Joe, New Clipse music and more