Horror Movie Club

We step into our pop culture time machine to discuss whaaassuuup with the original Scary Movie.

We foolishly open multiple attachments from an unknown sender as we discuss Undertone.

We put some holes in the wall without asking our landlord in this discussion on His House.

We discuss how the Friday the 13th franchise was influenced by Mario Bava’s A Bay of Blood.

Join us as we get through our entire Top 25 without ever realizing that the quarter-century is actually 2000-2024.

We hop onboard, take our seats, and discuss a Korean zombie film for the ages.

We marvel at the practical effects on display in this 1988 remake of The Blob.

Now that we’ve finished our 8 year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise, we’re re-evaluating the first 2 to see if we view them any differently all these years later.

We’ve got tuna fish in all the wrong places as we discuss Sam Raimi’s return to horror.

Be a doll and listen to this discussion on Annabelle: Creation would ya?

We discuss the latest Jimmy-filled entry in the 28 Days Later franchise. How’s that?

We promise this discussion on The Coffee Table will change your life for the better.

We each count down our top 10 horror movies of 2025 and review the year in horror.

We find out who’s naughty or nice in the 2025 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Hey Agnes, it’s Brian and Ashvin. We’re wondering how many black plastic bags is too many. Call us back when you can.

This discussion on Signs was meant to be.

We ate too much cake and now we feel weird in this episode on Osgood Perkins’s Keeper.

In this episode, we each list our Top 10 Horror Movie Remakes.

What business is it of yours what this episode is about, friendo?

If your ship is stuck in the ice, you’ve got no choice but to listen to this whole episode on Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein.

After much procrastinating, we finally start looking for our missing sister in this episode on Shelby Oaks.

In this episode, we revisit 2 seasonal classics that we haven’t discussed in years - Halloween (1978) and Trick ‘r Treat (2007).

Ashvin forgets how pay phones work in this discussion on Black Phone 2.Please take our short listener survey! https://bit.ly/3WhLmGZ

We discuss our top 10 movies to watch around Halloween.

Not even kung fu can save you in this bonkers, Japanese haunted house film.

We discuss whether Nic Cage doing his thing is a pro or con in this episode on Color Out of Space.

In this spoiler-free episode, we compare and contrast the fifth and sixth installments in The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.

Let’s see if The Conjuring: Last Rites can manage to put a Smurl on our faces.

We're headed to Nilbog for some milk and hospitality in this episode on Troll 2.

The Alien franchise takes a bold (and bald) new direction in this episode on Alien 3.

Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2025. Timestamps are shown below in case you forget what movie we’re discussing at any given time. Follow us on Letterboxd!Clown in a Cornfield (2025) 5:15The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 8:50Presence (2024) 13:10The Rule of Jenny Penn (2024) 16:53Ash (2025) 23:05Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023) 27:43The Parenting (2025) 31:05Frewaka (2024) 34:53It Feeds (2025) 39:18Locked (2025) 42:18

We will happily feed you soup for as long as we have to in this episode on Weapons.We finally have merch! Buy now and take advantage of the 3 day flash sale starting 8/20! https://horrormovieclub.dashery.com/

If we don’t land the part, I’m sure we’ll get another in this discussion on Audition.

On this episode, Brashvin discusses Together.

We discuss the lack of neighborly boundaries in 1985’s House.

We’re really hoping Teddy’s dad doesn’t scrub this discussion on IKWYDLS from the internet.

We count down the Top 10 Years for Horror Movies.

We debate the merits of outrageous, underwater nudity in this episode on Piranha 3D.

We wonder why fictional AI robots are never given bodies like our own in this discussion of M3GAN 2.0.

We’re just a couple of alphas hanging dong in this episode on 28 Years Later.

Join us in the glory hole for an intimate discussion on the British film that had folks in a mild panic - Ghostwatch.

We complete our 7-year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise.

Join us as we take a big, crunchy bite out of Bring Her Back.

We grunt, strain, and blow each other’s minds in this episode on Scanners.