Horror Movie Club

The Alien franchise takes a bold (and bald) new direction in this episode on Alien 3.

Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2025. Timestamps are shown below in case you forget what movie we’re discussing at any given time. Follow us on Letterboxd!Clown in a Cornfield (2025) 5:15The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 8:50Presence (2024) 13:10The Rule of Jenny Penn (2024) 16:53Ash (2025) 23:05Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023) 27:43The Parenting (2025) 31:05Frewaka (2024) 34:53It Feeds (2025) 39:18Locked (2025) 42:18

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If we don’t land the part, I’m sure we’ll get another in this discussion on Audition.

On this episode, Brashvin discusses Together.

We discuss the lack of neighborly boundaries in 1985’s House.

We’re really hoping Teddy’s dad doesn’t scrub this discussion on IKWYDLS from the internet.

We count down the Top 10 Years for Horror Movies.

We debate the merits of outrageous, underwater nudity in this episode on Piranha 3D.

We wonder why fictional AI robots are never given bodies like our own in this discussion of M3GAN 2.0.

We’re just a couple of alphas hanging dong in this episode on 28 Years Later.

Join us in the glory hole for an intimate discussion on the British film that had folks in a mild panic - Ghostwatch.

We complete our 7-year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise.

Join us as we take a big, crunchy bite out of Bring Her Back.

We grunt, strain, and blow each other’s minds in this episode on Scanners.

We are surrounded by danger in this episode on Final Destination Bloodlines.

We switch bodies repeatedly throughout this episode on Suitable Flesh.

We are bathed by a very dangerous woman in this episode of The Lair of the White Worm.

Our rips are roaring and our toes are tapping in this episode on Sinners.

Ashvin is yet again perturbed by a character’s fashion choices in this episode on Drop.

We communicate our feelings on this film solely through the art of dance in this entirely silent episode on Suspiria.

We’ve got a really bad feeling about this episode on Final Destination.

Join us as we dig up some childhood memories in this episode on non-horror movies that terrified us when we were kids.

We hope our downstairs areas will meet the standards of a pop icon in this episode on Opus.

One love/hate relationship doesn’t have to be the end of the world in this episode on Arcadian.

We stumble upon a charming little roadside attraction in this episode on Tourist Trap.

We break into your house in our tighty-whities in this episode on The Sixth Sense.

One of us is all wound up in this episode on The Monkey.

We’re giving you an envelope of cash and a head start in this episode on I Saw the Devil.

Ashvin fondly remembers the first time we met in that grocery store all those years ago in this episode on Companion.

We wake up naked wondering where everybody went in this episode on 28 Days Later.

You’ve got your good things and I’ve got mine in this episode on David Lynch’s Eraserhead.

Listen to this episode on Wolf Man if you can hear it over that loud-ass spider.

We take a long, hard look in the mirror in this episode on Mike Flanagan’s Oculus.

We count down each of our top 10 horror movies of 2024 and review the year in horror.

We’re off to the Carpathians to close a real estate deal in this episode on the Robert Eggers remake of Nosferatu.

There’s no place like your abode for the holidays in this episode on Christmas Bloody Christmas.

We use the power of fashion to piece together the events of the past as we discuss one of the year’s most lauded horror films, Oddity.

We discuss a slasher showdown for the ages in this episode on Freddy vs. Jason.

We are joined once again by our friend Joseph to discuss Nic Cage’s ridiculous performance in Vampire’s Kiss. Check out Joseph’s latest album Enby Codependency by Alloy Fox and their video for Gender Euphoria.

We are invited to a very uncomfortable party in this episode on The Invitation.

We risk our lives for some blueberry pie in this episode on Heretic.

If you’ll excuse us, we have to return some videotapes in this episode on American Psycho.

We enjoy some tall, cold glasses of swirling green liquid in this episode on John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness.

We put on a happy face for this episode on Smile 2.

It might just be that time of the month, but in this episode on Ginger Snaps we are reminded to never rule out the possibility of werewolves.

We try not to faint or vomit in this episode on Terrifier 3.

We signed the waiver so they’re allowed to touch us in this episode on haunted attraction film Hell Fest (2018).

We are young and sexy again in this episode on The Substance.

We wrap up Sequel September from the comfort of our bomb shelter with a discussion on 10 Cloverfield Lane.