Hesby Street

First episode in the new Hesby Studio.Also in this episode, Torio goes on a hike, Emily forgets how to interact with people and Zack gets a job as Emily's hype man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

First show outside of the walls of the Hesby House.In this episode, Emily gets pumped for a reggae horn, Zack meets up with a random phone number and Torio is giving away a vaccine to one lucky winner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We wonder which of us would make the best rich person.Also in this episode, Torio falls for an Irish bomb maker, Zack drowns a man, and Emily's parents are too supportive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the famed Dalai Lama scene of Boston back in the 1990s.Also in this episode, none of us can remember that the bad guys in Transformers were called Decepticons, Emily names her kid Qube, and Tony goes out of his way to not do anything entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio decides to use his one phone call in jail to call JG Wentworth.Also in this episode, Zack can't figure out how to make eye contact with someone he walks by on the street, Emily cries during the national anthem, and does anybody remember what ever happened to Human Decency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio falls for an ocean.Also in this episode, Zack recaps last week's episode of 90 day fiancé, Emily does an ice luge, and Torio meets a crunchy woman with dreadlocks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack wishes he could give cool interviews like Bruce Lee and Bob Marley did.Also in this episode, Zack pitches the podcast on a late night TV show, Emily promises to bring the rest of Hesby Street with her when she makes it, and Torio pronounces the word "thing" correctly for the first time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio starts a judge TV show that doesn't allow any snitching.Also in this episode, Zack almost dies of alcohol poisoning, so Emily one ups him by actually dying by falling off a cliff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack wonders why we look back to the ancients for wisdom.Also in this episode, Tony goes to prison, Emily wants to record an album, and Torio is willing to trade his Italian citizenship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TLC has some new shows coming out with some straight up mean titles.Zack dissects sex with a shirt on, Torio runs a candy empire and they both promise to never look up when the fax machine was invented. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack and Torio discuss their childhood trauma of running into the kid in high school that was really into drama club.Also in this episode, Zack thinks he'd be a nervous surgeon, a chef gambles his manhood away in Vegas and Torio finds out he's the Joey Fatone of Hesby Street. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack compares Torio to a comet and breadline.Also in this episode, Emily plans to rank the things she hates about Tony, Zack can't stop laughing at cashier's jokes and Torio gets dumped by a girl he didn't know he was dating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Evil, but forgetful, Ronald Reagan haunts the White House.Also in this episode, Emily buys some cocaine in the 1950s, Zack does standup at a wedding, and Torio gets an advent calendar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio and Zack aren't sure how to act cool at concerts.Also in this episode, Zack runs for office, Torio invents a dating app called "I'm Up" and Emily forgets her dad's birthday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An eager father tries to make friends in the prison waiting room while waiting to talk to his incarcerated son.Also in this episode, Zack tries to defend himself in the court of law, Emily pushes our new sponsor, and Torio needs a job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack and Torio upload Torio's act into a super computer performing robot.Also in this episode, Zack gets sexually assaulted on a bus while Torio takes a private gig and signs with legendary agent Liza Spinelli. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rocky has a tough time finding love in this one.Also in this episode, Emily establishes herself as patriarch of the Hesby house, we review the new Netflix show Hodragon, and Dr. Anthony Fauci takes some questions on what is and is not allowed in the bedroom during Covid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack starts a new career as a Muslim country singer under the stage name Muhammad Reynolds.Also in this episode, we write a film based on a completely fictional Californian politician named Tavin Gruesome. and Torio explains his method for buying gifts this holiday season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily can't remember The Olive Garden's motto.Also in this episode, Zack votes for Kanye and Torio develops an eating disorder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack recounts his high school days with a very special lunch lady.Also in this episode, we learn about the original Joe Schmo, Tony can't survive the trenches, and Zack adopts a Russian eight year old boy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shakira makes a mean Green Bean Stew, which apparently is a stew that choose to highlight the green beans.Also in this episode, Zack wears a polo shirt and Emily tries to find Torio a new ten year plan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the season 3 premiere a football head coach is fired up for his child custody hearing.Also in this episode, Kool-aid tries to distance itself from the phrase "drink the kool-aid," Abe Lincoln travels to Mar-a-Lago and Emily gets a second boyfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack blows it when he has to come up with his alter-ego on the spot.Also in the episode: Torio falls for a dolphin trainer and Emily wonders what fashion will be in a decade. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get problematic in this one.Also in this episode: Emily is back, Torio is afraid of cults, Zack gets (and loses) a dog named Ruffles, and every boat has to have a Mitch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

George Washington describes what it really looked like crossing the Delaware on the way to the battle he can't remember the name of. Also in this episode, Zack can't stop ordering the Travis Scott meal at McDonalds, Torio gets a different kind of beard, and they recap their weekend of getting back on stage in real life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dynamite tries to finagle his way into the Rock, Paper, Scissors rivalry, and they're not having it.Also in this episode, Torio starts a Space Law Firm, Zack has a serial killer kid & Hesby Street will liven up your funeral. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A French reporter breaks the news to the President that the pandemic isn't actually global anymore. Also in this episode, Torio gets glasses, Zack runs the light, and The Agents of Shield are tired of people calling them to report basic crimes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack is the new kid at Hogwarts, and he can't grasp how they do things in the Hufflepuff house.Also in this episode, Torio and Zack swim with some chill ass dolphins and we have merch now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio explains to Zack a weird loophole in which the Captain of a ship can become captain.Also in this episode, Zack invents a sanitizing extinguisher, and Torio negotiates with a vintner from Tuscany to help save his winery and his marriage to Sophiette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harry Caray announces for the UFC, Emily doesn't want her face on her tour bus, and Zack doesn't know big words. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily gets a new hat, Torio lives in the moment but it turns out he doesn't like most moments, and Zack pitches his next summer blockbuster, "Jesus Heist Christ." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack makes Torio decide between ex-pornstar Bubbles Gas and the real Brie Larson. I honestly don't know what happens in this one everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We answer fan mail, finally invent trail mix with pistachios and Shaina Twain gets drunk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack and Torio discuss French Casper, raising a stepson & racist baseball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio falls in love with Wubzy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Zack beefs with a girl scout, we decide what the best role to have at a wedding is and Torio adopts 16 kids. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a new season! On the season two premiere we discuss BLM protests, getting stopped by TSA and shaving below the belt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Torio discovers loganberries, Zack names a sketch group, and Emily has a stalker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hesby is back! This week we discuss Black Market Barbers, Zack's pitch for the next summer blockbuster: Two and a Half Gladiators, and praise for the greatest show ever created. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang is still quarantined. This week we discuss Tik Tok, Truly Hard Seltzer and Tony's lack of interest in acquiring consent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark Smalls comes by Hesby St. to discuss Gary Oldman's range, investments in a time of coronavirus, and why he hates Smokey the Bear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio stumbles upon a never released radio show originally produced in 1935. Take a listen to this exclusive release of The Silhouette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Somehow we go an entire episode without discussing the quarantine. But we do talk about being too nice, how to slide into the DMs, and Tony Zavala stops by to negotiate a dowry for Emily's hand in marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Richard Sarvate (self-proclaimed Tik Tok influencer) stops by Hesby Street to discuss his virtual dating life, Zoom comedy shows and whether or not sexual avatars are in our near future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We did it! Our first zoom interview with the funny Grant Lyon (JFL, Comedy Central) We discuss the best board games to play during the quarantine, soccer chants and how much chest hair you actually need to shave. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack, Emily and Torio welcome back Tony Zavala to discuss pooping their pants, faking attendance at work meetings and why Tony insists on sitting far away from the microphone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily Catalano (Conan) and Tony Zavala (Bear City SF) join the pod to discuss losing your sense of taste, investing in house slippers and the greatest bassist/flutist duo to ever perform Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack and Torio discuss corona cough, the difference between easy and difficult cases, and they find somewhere to try out new jokes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Orolfo (Netflix, Late Late Show) joins us to discuss life's two minute drill, weapons we don't know how to use and a sexual game of a tag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Steve Furey (Dating No Filter on E!) drops by Hesby St. to discuss Porn Hub Premium, Hot Chicken and Zack's inventions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.