Hesby Street

Welcome to our new studio! We have powerful neighbors now. What job can you be great at when you're drunk? Yeah, we don't know either. Torio shares the best merch for any comedian to sell after a show. We're cutting out all things remotely Russian in our daily lives, and we're gossiping about your messy life. Sorry, it's happening.ollow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's our 100th episode!! We owe you Hesbos a big thanks. We just couldn't have made it this far without you. Well, Zack couldn't have. Torio swears he would've made it this far without you. This episode was a fun one, except for Zack and Torio trying to sound smart with science facts. Zack tries out his new Liar Liar character. Robocop makes it onto the upcoming ballot (Sorry, new bridge!), and Wordle is threatening our chance at living a happy life. Watch out for POPPY, and don't pee where you F**k!Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio becomes best friends with Ryan Gosling and Zack doesn't trust his southern lawyer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got a new camera and it is terrifying. Torio is now a celebrity biographer, Zack comes from Pacific Northwest Spanish royalty, and they're both very sorry/not sorry about their controversial/uncontroversial opinions.Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack met a guy who does full-time rodeo in the ER waiting room. Torio got heckled in Medford, Oregon. Zack is running for president and has some controversial policies to fix the USA. Special thanks to Gene Wilder for inspiring one of the worst ideas Zack has ever had.Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We experienced some serious technical difficulties on what may be our best episode yet. Torio has a unique vision board, but at least he knows what he's doing to prepare for World War 3. Zack examines the most random part of Jesus' crucifixion.Zack diagnoses Torio with Low T. Torio's looking to joing the Space Force (Reserves). Zack's household is a mess when he tries to help. Speaking of messes, do you wash your hands between pooping and showering? Make sure you order the Gnocchi alla Mussolini!!Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack has a new quirk! Is this one also relatable? Torio is tired of being manifested into boring situations. We also talk comedy shop in this one. Too much comedy? Probably. Oh we also find out what dogs are actually saying when they bark. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack diagnoses Torio with Low T. Torio's looking to joing the Space Force (Reserves). Zack's household is a mess when he tries to help. Speaking of messes, do you wash your hands between pooping and showering? Make sure you order the Gnocchi alla Mussolini!!Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.comGet bonus content on PatreonGet bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back from COVID holiday break, and we're not saying this episode is a dumpster fire, but there is a literal dumpster fire in this episode. Torio shares an alma mater with some very impressive celebrities. Zack has landlord troubles, and possibly a mushroom problem. Torio's new girlfriend is much much older than advertised. All everything is nothing!!Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.comGet bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio has been manifesting some pretty reasonable stuff these days. Zack gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity with Kevin Hart. Spiderman is overrated. Cage fighters are not. Have we mentioned that Torio's fists are for "making love"?! Yeah. It gets pretty wild here on episode 92 of Hesby Street. Make sure you check in frequently.Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron:https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates:https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack doesn’t want kids and doesn’t get financial terminology. Torio hasn’t seen Taxi Driver and tells us what he does when he's alone. All this and more on Episode 91 of Hesby Street!Follow us on Instagram@hesbystreetpod@toriovangrol@zackchapaloniBecome a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/HesbyStreetHave you ordered your 2022 Hesby Calendar? It's got Torio's shirtless bod in some hilarious situations every month. PLUS each photo features a QR code to fun mini episodes. Order today at: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com/calendarOther Merch and Live Show dates: https://www.hesbystreetpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack's discovers a new kink in the shower and Torio can't decide if his favorite cardiovascular activity is tennis or weeping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio has to wait too long for a sandwich and Zack finds Jon Gruden's gratitude list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack cracks the case on where Tupac is living and Torio tries to relate to his diverse grandson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack loses half his eyebrow in a scooter accident and Torio tries to love a woman that quotes from movies too much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack teaches Torio about the Hapsburg Jaw, and we try to manage our newfound fame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack doesn't want to go full dong and Torio works on his respectful cat-calling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack is skeptical of his wife's interest in life insurance and Torio doesn't want to be short again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack "accidentally" takes a penis enhancement pill, Torio gets interrupted a few times and Josh Waldron stops by. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jon Gruden ends up on Cameo after being fired from the NFL and Stone Cold Steve Austin drives a Ford Focus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack figures out why suits became the focus of men's fashion and Torio falls for a Scottish librarian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack performs at a haunted hostel and Torio goes down as a problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio almost gets attacked on stage and Zack has books lying around. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The weight loss challenge comes to a close, but not without a lot of controversy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack goes to a questionable rally and Torio doesn't want any before pictures to exist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack gets eggs and an Italian tutor, and Torio blows the lid open on Cheetah people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Week one of the weight loss challenge: Torio fills Zack's Brita up with sugar and it leads to some weird trips to the bathroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack gets his teeth fixed in a warehouse, and Torio keeps his eye on a stranger's laptop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack decides to spend his last hours on Earth drinking with the boys and Torio gets a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack tries to be the next Mark Wahlberg and Torio can't get a set at the Half Dome mic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack wants the confidence of a man that walks around with a boom box and Torio might be a sociopath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack gets dumped by a guy named Keith and Torio finds out listening to podcasts is torture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio gets married and Zack proves himself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Zack gets drunk, Emily bombs an audition and Torio plans a heist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio learns some newer slang, Zack takes a woman to the hospital and Emily calls some dads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily gets cherry filling at church, Torio apologizes and Zack has to confront an intruder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio goes all in for Jersey Mike's, Emily gets new headshots and Zack admits his Hesby shame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack goes after Emperor Newsom, Torio has no butt and Emily learns a horrible secret about zucchinis. Sorry about the audio on this one, I'll fix it for next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We invent the Hesby Street cocktail.Emily returns home, Zack is a responsible frat bro and Torio can't get a Hot Toddy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the season 4 premiere, even though we forgot to bring it up.Big things in this one, Tony buys a vest, Emily doesn't wear deodorant and Zack can't afford a house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the Season Three Finale! And we’re ending it on a suspenseful cliffhanger!Also in this episode, Emily forgets to lie in her Hollywood meeting, Torio starts a fake company, & Zack recreates a Sylvester Stallone classic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio starts a new one caveman show that includes a symphony. Also in this episode, Zack gets vaxxed, Torio pees in a sink and Emily hangs out with a three year old. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Torio tries to do a Chet Hanks impression when he meets Joe Rogan.Also in this episode, Zack reviews Mortal Kombat, Torio gets sad, but Zack's the one that ends up crying while watching a Dick's Sporting Goods commercial. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack runs into Jim Cavizel at a QAnon rally.Also in this episode, Zack cries, Emily thinks men have periods, and Torio's audio is echo-y. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack gets extra credit in his class for doing butt stuff.Also in this episode Torio tries to justify a Hesbo Lobbyist, Emily gets told to smile and Zack recaps 90 Day Fiance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greta Thunberg takes some time to talk to a high school class.Also in this episode, LA has an earthquake, Torio wears stilettos, and Zack pleads guilty to murder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack recounts winning "Most Likely to be Alone for Days" in his high school yearbook.Also in this episode, Torio doesn't know art, Zack is in a new commercial and Emily skips it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack gets a sandwich named after him, Emily decides that Zack is Latinx and Torio finds out Mecca didn't go out of business. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zack falls in love with #BabyTonyAlso in this episode, Zack thinks you can thank a waiter too much, Torio goes rock climbing for beignets, and none of us want a Florida liver transplant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.