Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs

In the first half of this episode, Tommie praises the local cannabis dispensaries, Patrick reports why dogs lick us, they meet the Olde English Bulldogge, wish a Happy Birthday to President John Adams and actress Ruth Gordon, pay their respects to Grateful Dead bass guitarist Phil Lesh and actress Terri Garr, praise the genius of Orson Welles and the War of the Worlds, wonder why there isn't a song called Tsar Bomba, look at the scandalous death of closeted silent film star Ramon Novarro, get Wicked, remind people to get their vaccinations, review the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 and why it's important now, walk through the garbage of the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden, and make an official endorsement.

Sorry, no new episode this week! We'll be recording a new episode on October 30. Please forgive us!

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie applaud a dog named Gita, yodel with the New Guinea Singing Hound, remember John Lennon and Marin Mazzie on their birthday, get chill over The Iceman Cometh, share some moldy cheese with Leif Erickson, find Trump's statements about immigrants and genes a little too Nazi for their taste, rescue the truth about FEMA's hurricane relief, Patrick reviews the new Francis Ford Coppola film Megalopolis, they aim their Jewish space lasers at Marjorie Taylor Greene's weather control claims, and name their favorite John Lennon songs (well, Patrick does anyway).

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie try to keep up with the Mahratta Hound, Patrick almost performs surgery on himself, Tommie thinks the Nat Turner Rebellion was a jazz band, they wish a Happy Birthday to Mahatma Gandhi and Groucho Marx, mourn the loss of too many celebrities in one week, go plant shopping at the Little Shop of Horrors, Tommie avoids the Twilight Zone, they blow the shofar for Rosh Hashanah, debate the vice-presidential debate, take a peak in prosecutor Jack Smith's briefs, Tommie reviews the Menendez Brothers series, Patrick reviews the Penguin, they name their favorite conspiracy theories, Tommie complains about a bad customer, and Patrick gripes about being ghosted.

In the first episode of their third season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, reminisce about outdoor theatre experiences, get triggered by trigger warnings, lie down with the Lai dog, dance with choreographer Agnes De Mille, avoid Hollywood legend Greta Garbo, say ta-ta to Tito Jackson, have a late supper at Tiffany's, celebrate the great bad film that ruined Faye Dunaway's career, enjoy a cheeseburger, look at more Supreme Court shenanigans, Tommie raises a conspiracy theory, they set the hounds loose on the idiots attacking Springfield, Ohio, and name their favorite dogs from film and television.

In this final episode of their second season, Tommie, Patrick, and his husband/producer Steven say goodbye to Kevin, the world's tallest dog, go sledding with the Kamchatka Sled Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to gay actor Sean Hayes, pay their respects to late actor Donald Sutherland, celebrate Equality Day, eat chocolate pudding, learn more than they ever wanted to know about coconuts, take a Pride trivia quiz, celebrate the pardon of LGBT veterans, cry foul at the Nassau County ban against trans women athletes, look at the effect of the Texas abortion ban, wonder how a corrupt Supreme Court can rule on anti-corruption laws, review the fourth season of The Boys, laugh at Donald Trump and Beth Bourne, and name their favorite Pride songs. See you in September!

In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews an old Miss Marple murder mystery movie, cheers on the killer shark in the Netflix film Under Paris, adores Glen Roberts in the film the Hitman, he and Tommie ponder the age-old question of Battery vs. Trump vs. Shark, name their favorite LGBTQIA writers, Tommie gripes about lawn signs, and Patrick gripes about certain gay men griping about trans and non-binary people.

In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Tommie's kidney stones and Patrick's PET scan, celebrate a dog named Blue, meet the Jamthund, remember Anne Frank, debate Jim Nabor's singing, Tommie finds the humor of Canada dry, they pay their respects to trans computer science pioneer Lynn Conway, sadly remember the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, celebrate Loving Day, review a federal judge's ruling overturning Florida's ban on medical care for trans children, hold Congress in contempt for holding Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, and Tommie thinks the Earth will survive humanity. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back Indiana Johnson and Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who make a big announcement, plus they celebrate the Long Island Roller Rebels' victory in court, meet the Indian pariah dog, discuss delicious pet names, wish a Happy Birthday to gay poet Federico Garcia Lorca and performance artist Laurie Anderson, say goodbye to one of the last members of Hollywood's Golden Age, watch Elvis Presley cause a scandal, order some fries for National Ketchup Day, take a swig for National Moonshine Day, look at the aftermath of the Trump criminal trial verdict, wonder if Congressman Byron Daniels knows what "Jim Crow" means, and name their favorite 21st century queer films.

Patrick and Tommie return with John J. Steele, Jr. in the second half of this episode, where they get schooled on Virginia re-naming schools after Confederate generals, lament the death of George Cooper on Young Sheldon, review a couple of films, Tommie gets indignant with Ru Paul, they laugh at Trump's praise of Hannibal Lecter and stupid football players saying stupid things, name their favorite fictional policemen, John gripes about clickbait, Tommie complains about his neighbor, and Patrick bemoans the presence of armed security guards in his school district.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, go sniffing with the Hamiltonstovare, wish a Happy Birthday to actress/singer Lainie Kazan, find out that author L. Frank Baum wrote more than the Wizard of Oz, say farewell to film director/producer Roger Corman, mark the founding of Las Vegas, pay their respects on National Peace Officer Memorial Day, learn the benefits of a plant-based diet, celebrate the Nassau County judge striking down an executive order banning trans female athletes from public sports facilities, review Michael Cohen's performance at the Trump trial, and John talks about directing the play Bus Stop and the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, wish a Happy Birthday to Harry Truman and Tom of Finland, say farewell to Theoden, King of Rohan, look back at A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, celebrate Victory in Europe Day, review a study of trans women and sports, shake their heads at the Trump trial delays, review the Netflix series Baby Reindeer, laugh at the continuing stupidity of Kristi Noem, name their favorite fictional Nazis, and Tommie gripes about Louie attacking hedges.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie argue whether all movement is dance, take aim at dog killer Kristi Noem, meet the Finnish Hound, celebrate Calamity Jane and Joanna Lumley, mourn the passing of rock 'n' roll legend Duane Eddy, debate whether heterosexuality in unnatural, review a pair of classic films, wake up the Drowsy Chaperone, send out a May Day, learn the background behind Donald Trump's immunity claim, review the recent college protests, and Tommie re-tells classic fairy tales in his own inimitable way. 

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie wish a happy retirement to Trigger the Dogfather, meet the East European Shepherd, eulogize Italian designer Roberto Cavalli, remember the first gay protest outside the White House, take a train to Hadestown, celebrate Banana Day, review recent Supreme Court decisions, examine the jury selection process for Donald Trump's criminal trial, look at book bans and the banning of a college valedictorian's speech, learn about the Civil War from Professor Trump, give etiquette and First Amendment lessons to rude law school students, and name their favorite 21st century film villains.

In this week's episode Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs on Prozac, meet the Dandie Dinmont Terrier, review the Great Gatsby, lament the breakup of the Beatles, look forward to Donald Trump's upcoming criminal trial, celebrate a trans woman teacher's victory in  Florida, recap Ru Paul's Drag Race, review the movies Scoop and Shirley, laugh at the solar eclipse/earthquake conspiracy theorists, name their favorite remakes of Beatles songs, and gripe about actors not learning lines and the new Scrabble.

In the second half of this episode, Danielle shocks the men with "murder porn," they praise YouTube as a source of entertainment, criticize performers who phone it in and celebrities' drunk TV appearances, review Steven Speilberg's first film, revel in the physical beauty of a certain sexy British actor, Tommie brings some wood to Thoren the Lumberjack, Danielle explains the Marvels, they debate guns and cows, laugh at NBC for the Ronna McDaniel debacle, and name their favorite songs with the name Joe in the title.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend  and returning guest Danielle LePage, Patrick apologizes for the technical problems, they discuss the Nex Benedict autopsy report and the safety (or lack thereof) for trans kids in school, go rat-catching with the Ca Rater Mallorqui, wish a Happy Birthday to singer Sarah Vaughan and film director Quentin Tarantino, Danielle talks about her new experience as a stage manager, they review the art of late sculptor Richard Serra, celebrate World Theatre Day, eat some paella, have a cup of Joe, and debate the new Florida law banning young teenagers from social media. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get news updates, discuss Jon Stewart's Daily Show eulogy for his dog Dipper, meet the Africanis, celebrate one artist's birthday and lament another artist's passing, remember the Alamo and Dred Scott, take a bite out of National Oreo Cookie Day, discover new anti-viral medications, review the Supreme Court's decision allowing Donald Trump on the Colorado ballot, mourn the death of the party of Lincoln, debate the bland state of entertainment, mock a referee's stupid call, and name their favorite trial films.   

In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review reaction videos, the finale of True Detective: Night Country, and a great series that only lasted one season, laud the funeral of NYC trans activist Cecelia Gentili, mock the hypocrisy of the Archdiocese of New York, and Tommie stumbles through his favorite R&B/soul singers of the 21st century.

In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie review half of a Pinter play, discuss the issue of armed guards outside schools, applaud dog performances in films, lay on the couch for psychiatric service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to Nina Simone, eulogize Russian activist Alexei Navalny, Tommie reviews Karl Marx's book Little Collective On The Prairie, they put on a towel for the first U.S. police raid on a gay bath house, cast a doubtful eye on the man who claimed to turn gay after a car accident, celebrate National Sticky Bun Day, debate the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that frozen embryos are children, look at Utah's attempt to nullify federal law, hear the tragic story of a trans student who died a day after a school fight, and wonder why the Russian police are afraid of My Little Pony. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, February 28.)

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how to protect yourself and your dog if another dog attacks, salute thespians John Barrymore and Thelma Ritter, rub some Wesson oil on Florence Henderson, lament the 6th anniversary of the deadliest mass shooting at a school in U.S. history, investigate the origins of Saint Valentine and his holiday, burn some palm fronds for Ash Wednesday, re-examine the news of the CDC changing its COVID guidelines, celebrate New York Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi's victory, Patrick regrets the absence of Jamie Dornan's bare buttocks in the Netflix series The Tourist, while Tommie explores his obsession with videos of sheepdogs and thatched roofs, then they find their mouths agape at Donald Trump's latest stupidity, and name their favorite love songs.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discover dogs are good for your health, salute Corporal Smoky the Yorkshire Terrier, pay tribute to Charles Dickens and Eubie Blake, pay their respects to Carl Weathers, Don Murray, Toby Keith, and the man who owned the legendary Continental Baths, stop at the Caffe Cino, learn who started Black History Month and the origin of "the bonfire of the vanities", debate the "Italianess" of fettucine alfredo, laugh at the Russian police and the dangerous rainbow frog earrings, and name their favorite 20th century R&B/soul singers.

In this week's episode, Patrick and a lukewarm Tommie learn the top ten dog breeds in the US, go south of the border with the Xolo, remember actress Sharon Tate, pay their respects to Mary Louise Weiss, Marlena Shaw, and Norman Jewison, check in at the Hot L Baltimore, take a lick of National Peanut Butter Day, examine the building constitutional crisis between Texas and the federal government, stop by Wyoming to see a banned play, return to Texas for human rights violations reported to the UN, review the Netflix docu-series American Nightmare, address the buzz about Barbie and the Oscars, and name their favorite film heroines.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read the Guinness Book of World Records, meet the Welsh Hound, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Denis O'Hare, debate whether the Honeymooners' Trixie Norton was a stripper before she married Ed, spend time in Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, savor some hot buttered rum, feel Popeye's forearms, get the latest lowdown on COVID and measles, check out an Arkansas library being punished for posting Pride displays, trash a trio of stupid people, defend Dorothy Gale and the Munchkins against allegations of murder and Satanism, and name their five favorite underrated singers or bands.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder Chris Christie's exit from the GOP primary race, seek help for pet shelters, meet the Valencian terrier, celebrate bi actor Sal Mineo, mourn thespians Glynis Johns and David Soul, cross the Rubicon, get some Common Sense, savor oysters Rockefeller, explain why Donald Trump doesn't have immunity from criminal prosecution, try to spell "dictionary" but can't find one in Florida, review the film Saltburn, learn that there actually were negotiations before the Civil War, and name their favorite TV talk show hosts.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the plight of fired gay Catholic school teacher Michael Califano, applaud the new NY law banning dog/cat sales in pet stores, give the Taiwan Dog a more enticing name, learn what J.R.R. Tolkien's initials stand for, pay their respects to actor Tom Wilkinson and comedian Shecky Greene, celebrate the 49th state to enter the Union, learn the origin of drinking straws, review the trials of Donald Trump, laugh at the American idiots criticizing Green Day, name their favorite television shows when they were un-grumpy young kids, and Patrick complains about boring thirst trap videos.

In this week's special, year-end episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and returning guests Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell and Indy Johnson, and discuss personal pronouns, get misty-eyed over the Guard Dog storyline in the Mutts comic strip, say "hola" to the Sabueso Espanol, pay tribute to the actor formerly known as Sydney Greenstreet, fall in love again with Marlene Dietrich, say farewell to Tommie Smothers, take a bite out of National Fruitcake Day, pick their favorite television shows and films of 2023, name their nominees for Stupid Person of the Year, and name the songs that make 'em want to dance.

Enjoy these outtakes from our 100th episode.

Sorry, we don't have a new episode this week. Listen and find out why. However, we will be releasing an outtakes episode next week, and we will record a new episode on December 27 for release on December 29.

In this week's 100th episode celebration, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and podcast fans Michele Hayes Reilly and Stephen Wangner, and look back at the podcast's history and get a listener's perspective. They also discuss the mystery canine respiratory illness, form a geometric pattern in honor of choreographer/director Busby Berkely, have a laugh with Jackie Hoffman, bid farewell to actress Frances Sternhagen and TV show creator Marty Krofft, Patrick pays tribute to a deceased high school classmate, they give a failing grade in history to Kevin McCarthy, Michele reviews the new Broadway musical How To Dance In Ohio, and they name their favorite 21st century Broadway musicals.

In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review Barbra Streisand's new memoir, discuss director Elia Kazan and the Hollywood blacklist, take a look at John Oliver's take on the Israel-Hamas war, review the Netflix films The Killer and All The Light We Cannot See, laugh at the Republicans' terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in Congress, name their favorite documentaries, and debate the trivialization of the news.

In Part 1 of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pay tribute to a dog loyal til his owner's end and beyond, meet the Rajapalayam, wish a Happy Birthday to Petula Clark, review three Broadway shows that opened on this day in history, take a bite out of National Bundt Day, look at the Supreme Court's new code of ethics, and discuss the fascism of Donald Trump and the cult of personality formerly known as the Republican Party. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, November 22.)

Tommie returns in this week's episode, where he and Patrick celebrate the recent election results, go hunting with the Pampas Deerhound, wish a Happy Birthday to drag queen/porn director Chi Chi LaRue, remember Harvey Milk, raise a glass to the Harvey Wallbanger, examine the use of ketamine as a pain medication, judge Trump's performance on the witness stand, throw the book at Moms for Liberty, Tommie catches up on his Poe, review the new Beatles song, name their favorite Beatles songs, and Patrick explains Daylight Savings Time and Eastern Standard Time to a wine-soaked Tommie.

In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell talk about this past Halloween, stand their ground on dog attacks, get wooly with the Old English Sheepdog, celebrate the birthday and music of a not-so-famous blues singer, say farewell to actors Richard Moll and Matthew Perry, review the ground-breaking 1972 TV-film That Certain Summer, get to the meat of veganism, discuss Gays Against Groomers and Drag Time Story Hour, look at the implications of the election of House Speaker Mike Johnson, reminisce about the 1931 film Dracula, learn how stupid political pundit Candace Owens really is, and name their favorite dog songs.   

Sorry, folks, no new episode this week! We'll be back next week. We promise!

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Patrick's X debate about drag queens, meet the Nenets Herding Laika, observe the birthday of the gay/ex-gay flame thrower Milo Yiannopoulos, mourn the loss of Lara Parker, Piper Laurie, and Suzanne Somers, celebrate the anniversary of a whale of a book and the Broadway opening of Patrick's most disliked musical, extol the virtues of the hagfish, discuss India's top court's same-sex marriage ruling, review the film Renfield and the mini-series the Fall of the House of Usher, and debate the monstrosity of elves and unicorns.

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Israel-Hamas war, learn about canine vaccine hesitancy, meet the Magyar Agar, celebrate the greatest First Lady and the meanest man in Broadway history, review the history of Cleve Jones and the AIDS Memorial Quilt, relate their own stories on National Coming Out Day, discover something new about American Revolution war hero General Casimir Pulaski, review a case that challenges a state's conversion therapy ban, get frustrated over congressional dysfunction, and name their favorite depictions of queer people coming out.

Tommie re-joins Patrick in this week's episode, where they meet the Lagotto Romagnolo, spill the tea on gay film critic Rex Reed, learn about the 1876 U.S. presidential election, pay tribute to late U.S. Senator and queer ally Dianne Feinstein, review a 110-year-old gay novel that wasn't published til the author died in 1970, pull out their cha-cha heels for gay director John Waters' film Female Trouble, raise a glass for National Vodka Day, preview the Supreme Court's upcoming calendar, shake their heads in wonder at House Speaker McCarthy's ouster and House GOP chaos, mock Donald Trump's attorneys for failing to check a box, and name their favorite fictional drunks.

In this week's episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome guest and friend Thaddeus "Tedward" Plezia, who discusses his work as an EMT, being an actor, and performing with Patrick in a local production of the play Red. The men also take a nip at Joe Biden's dog, race with the Kaikadi, celebrate Samuel Adams and Meat Loaf, mourn the loss of actor David McCallum, review the Ten Commandments musical,  look at two rulings on Texas' anti-drag law, throw the book at a Florida school superintendent, prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse on October 4, and name their favorite films with a color in the title.

In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and guest John Steele mock Donald Trump's attempt to review classified evidence at home, examine the weakness of the Biden impeachment inquiry, look at X/Twitter's handling of hate posts, applaud the upcoming Stephen Sondheim musical Here We Are, remind Lauren Boebert about proper behavior in a theatre,  gripe about musical pharmaceutical ads, and name their favorite songs with a color in the title.

In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele to discuss the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his upcoming production of the play Red, in which Patrick plays artist Mark Rothko. The men discuss their recent trip to MOMA, look up to the heavens for the world's tallest dog, go hunting with the Jagdterrier, celebrate singers Dick Haymes and Mel Torme, step over the first pedestrian motor vehicle fatality in the U.S., lather up with the TV comedy Soap, and bust some nuts for National Peanut Day. (Part Two of this episode will be released next week.)

In their first episode of the second season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, warm up to the Icelandic Sheepdog, celebrate Jane Addams and Sylvester, pay respect to Jimmy Buffett, applaud the conviction of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio, wag a finger at Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, review their summer television viewing, shake their heads at Xman Elon Musk, and name the television show characters that most annoy them.  

In this week's final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend Ernesto Wolfgang, meet the world's ugliest dog, remember Broadway composer Richard Rodgers and gay actor John Inman on their birthdays, say farewell to Broadway composer Sheldon Harnick, celebrate the 54th anniversary of the Stonewall riots with a round of trivia questions, Steven drops by to discuss parchment paper, review the case of the Georgia teacher fired for reading a book in class she found at the school's book fair, condemn the Roman Colosseum vandal, laugh at South Dakota legislator Joe Donnell for claiming Mount Rushmore is a demonic portal, and name their "must have" songs for their Pride Month playlist. (The podcast will return on Friday, September 8th.)

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate summer solstice, discuss dogs and heat stroke, say 'bon jour' to the Gascon Saintongeois, pay respects to Daniel Ellsberg and Glenda Jackson, stretch their necks out for World Giraffe Day, pass judgment on Supreme Court Justice Alito's fishing trip, lament the downward trend of LGBTQ acceptance in America, review the Netflix film Soft & Quiet, needle Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and name their favorite summer films. 

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pick a bone with a certain social media provider, kick up some sand for canine lifeguards, meet the Fila Brasileiro, celebrate Broadway composer Cy Coleman's birthday, wish Pat Robertson a not-so-happy afterlife, remember the Broadway opening of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark, salute Flag Day, drink to National Bourbon Day, review Donald Trump's indictment, dish about the Tony Awards, name their favorite flags, and gripe about forced happiness and thirst traps.  

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend John Saric and his "thirds" Curt and Jon, who further educate the men about being in a throuple. They also take a nip at National Dog Bite Awareness Week, take a look at the East European Shepherd, wish a Happy Birthday to composer Charles Strouse and singer Tom Jones, say goodbye to "the girl from Ipanema," celebrate the "music" of the Shaggs, rewind National VCR Day, review a Supreme Court decision limiting unions' ability to strike, lament a brawl outside a California school board meeting, review the Amazon Prime documentary Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets, and name their favorite films featuring an unconventional romance. 

In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele and discuss the upcoming peformances of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus. They also meet Vinny the heroic Maltese, spot a Dalmatian, remember poet Walt Whitman on his birthday, celebrate World Parrot Day and remain steadfastly opposed to National Flip Flop Day, follow up on the Florida teacher who showed her class a Disney film with an LGBTQ character, applaud Santino's Pizzeria in Columbus, Ohio, and name their favorite fictional birds.

In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick in welcoming longtime friend Danielle LePage, who educates the men on the Long Island cannabis community. They also condemn a dog killer, celebrate the Cairn Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Patti LaBelle and Bob Dylan, lament the passing of the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll, take a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge, tip their hats to Mame, look at the state of firearms since the Uvalde mass shooting, analyze an "offensive" poem, set their sights on Target, review old films and new shows, and name their favorite stoners. 

In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome vodka-infused friend and Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko. They discuss the drunk driver who used the "my dog was driving" defense, meet the Banjara Hound, celebrate the work of lyricist Howard Ashman, mourn the passing of puppeteer Ralph Lee and 5th Avenue resident Pale Male, raise their blood pressure over World Hypertension Day, get into a fierce debate over government intrusion into parents providing medical care for their trans children, review the films Old People and Scream VI, wish a happy flight to jail for the YouTuber who crashed his plane, and name their favorite murder mysteries.