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Good Children

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S3 Ep 1I Wish Josh Peck Was Gay

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Things get spicy in this season premiere of the world's greatest podcast, Good Children. The boys talk about their most embarrassing encounters, memorable middle school experiences, and answer tough questions from listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 202352 min

S2 Ep 30Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe plans his funeral, Andrew talks about getting bitten by a spider in Slovakia. The boys discuss their beliefs on death and the afterlife, childhood experiences with death in pop culture, whether or not they’ll be ghosts, and the high-camp drama of a funeral home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 202351 min

S2 Ep 30Try Not To Say AnnaSophia Robb Challenge [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe plans his funeral, Andrew talks about getting bitten by a spider in Slovakia. The boys discuss their beliefs on death and the afterlife, childhood experiences with death in pop culture, whether or not they’ll be ghosts, and the high-camp drama of a funeral home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 202351 min

S2 Ep 29The Bachelor Party

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Andrew and Joe reflect on their trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party before pivoting to an impromptu q&a. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 9, 202354 min

S2 Ep 29The Bachelor Party [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Andrew and Joe reflect on their trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party before pivoting to an impromptu q&a. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 9, 202354 min

S2 Ep 28Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Try to keep your head on straight as the boys interview special guest Tefi! From childhood experiences, pop culture, the Osbournes, Robin Williams' passing, self-worth, inner child work, and Checkers milkshakes, no stone is left unturned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 2, 202349 min

S2 Ep 28Blame It On Cheesecake Factory ft. Tefi [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Try to keep your head on straight as the boys interview special guest Tefi! From childhood experiences, pop culture, the Osbournes, Robin Williams' passing, self-worth, inner child work, and Checkers milkshakes, no stone is left unturned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 2, 202349 min

S2 Ep 27Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party? [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys investigate a cold case from 2013 in which 12 beer cans were discovered at Joe's 17th birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 26, 202343 min

S2 Ep 27Who Drank At Joe's 17th Birthday Party?

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! The boys investigate a cold case from 2013 in which 12 beer cans were discovered at Joe's 17th birthday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 26, 202343 min

S2 Ep 26Food Court

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe and Andrew, discuss a variety of topics all relating to their love of food; from childhood memories of being rewarded with garlic knots at basketball games to a very passionate conversation about the quality of Chipotle’s chips. They discuss their undying love for Taco Bell (despite the controversy), rank fast food burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries, chat about In-N-Out, get brutally honest about Shake Shack, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 19, 202342 min

S2 Ep 26Food Court [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Joe and Andrew, discuss a variety of topics all relating to their love of food; from childhood memories of being rewarded with garlic knots at basketball games to a very passionate conversation about the quality of Chipotle’s chips. They discuss their undying love for Taco Bell (despite the controversy), rank fast food burgers, chicken nuggets, and fries, chat about In-N-Out, get brutally honest about Shake Shack, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 19, 202342 min

S2 Ep 25Boys State

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 202350 min

S2 Ep 25Boys State [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon⁠⁠ for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars (and write a little review while you're at it)! Did you know Andrew accidentally signed himself up for military camp? Joe interviews Andrew about his experiences at Boys State, a summer leadership program for high school students. They talk about the strict and disciplined environment, physical training, and psychological aspects of the program. Andrew reflects on the nationalist agenda of the camp and the impact it had on him. It's insane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 202350 min

S2 Ep 24Rainy Days And Nights In L.I.

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠HERE⁠. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 202350 min

S2 Ep 24Rainy Days And Nights In L.I. [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more ⁠HERE⁠. But it’s rainy!!!!! Andrew thinks he has schizophrenia, Joe thinks he has binocular vision dysfunction, and we all think Cadet Kelly was gay. IT’S A RAINY DAY! Let’s reminisce about childhood memories, being the worst possible camp counselors on earth, playing pretend at Joe’s house, and our love for the queer-coded Disney Channel Original Movies of the early 2000s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 202350 min

S2 Ep 23Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee [VIDEO]

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Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 28, 202354 min

S2 Ep 23Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

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Subscribe to our Patreon! Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 28, 202353 min

S2 Ep 23Queer Pressure [VIDEO]

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 202346 min

S2 Ep 23Queer Pressure

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! Are you tired of feeling like you have to fit in with the cool kids? Well, in this episode of "Good Children," the boys are spilling the tea on all the crazy peer pressure they've faced over the years. From feeling obligated to wear salmon shorts to trying drugs for the first time, they've been through it all. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh and learn as Andrew & Joe take you on a journey through the wild world of peer pressure. Remember, it's always better to be true to yourself than to try to fit in with the crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 21, 202346 min

S2 Ep 21Escape From Shelter Island [VIDEO]

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode of the Good Children, Joe and Andrew discuss the codependence in their friendship that almost ended in disaster on a trip to Shelter Island. Get ready for a heinous experience at the beach, a backyard party that spun out of control, and a fight so major it made the boys realize just how codependent they truly were. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 14, 202353 min

S2 Ep 22Escape From Shelter Island

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SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod! It's time to tell the story of how we almost broke up. In this very special episode of the Good Children, Joe and Andrew discuss the codependence in their friendship that almost ended in disaster on a trip to Shelter Island. Get ready for a heinous experience at the beach, a backyard party that spun out of control, and a fight so major it made the boys realize just how codependent they truly were. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 14, 202353 min

S2 Ep 20Transformation Tuesday [VIDEO]

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Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk Abercrombie's rebrand, the desire to #MCM, and feeling like a perpetual "before" picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 7, 202330 min

S2 Ep 20Transformation Tuesday

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Welcome to the land of transformations! From bagels to bodies, the boys cover what it means to change for the better (or, at least, for good). We talk Abercrombie's rebrand, the desire to #MCM, and feeling like a perpetual "before" picture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 7, 202330 min

S2 Ep 19Hi Hater

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Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 31, 202324 min

S2 Ep 19Hi Hater [VIDEO]

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Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 31, 202324 min

S2 Ep 18Last Day of School [VIDEO]

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MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 24, 202333 min

S1 Ep 18Last Day of School

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MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 24, 202333 min

S2 Ep 17The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive

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*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay. COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community on Patreon for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on Instagram, TikTok, & Twitter. Follow Joe on Instagram & TikTok. Follow Andrew on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 17, 202332 min

S2 Ep 17The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO]

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11-year-old boys as a 13-year-old boy, the Brown University Board of Admissions process, the mechanics of a lawn mower, and why every social media manager is gay. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 17, 202330 min

S2 Ep 16Jillian Michaels For Prison

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 10, 202341 min

Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO]

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 10, 202341 min

S2 Ep 15Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO]

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Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting themselves out there as children and the emotional rewards received when those risks pay off. We talk Julia's middle school experiences as a goth cat girl, high school in Northern Italy, and the side-effects of fame in this EXTREMELY MAJOR episode. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 3, 202353 min

S2 Ep 15Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox)

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Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting themselves out there as children and the emotional rewards received when those risks pay off. We talk Julia's middle school experiences as a goth cat girl, high school in Northern Italy, and the side-effects of fame in this EXTREMELY MAJOR episode. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 3, 202355 min

S2 Ep 14The Farmville Moms Reunion Special

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Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini and Linda Russo! These two best friends turned business moguls captured the hearts of millions with their hit reality show in the early 2010s, but after a decade of silence, they are finally back together to address the long-standing rift in their friendship. Join us as we witness the heartwarming reunion of these two iconic women, and see if they can put their differences aside and rekindle their once-unbreakable friendship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 12, 202340 min

S2 Ep 13The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]

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Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 5, 202339 min

S2 Ep 13The Body Dysmorphia of Christ

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Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 5, 202341 min

Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas

You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 29, 202344 min

S2 Ep 12Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas

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You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 29, 202344 min

S2 Ep 11Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz

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Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 24, 202338 min

S2 Ep 11The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz

Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 22, 202338 min

S2 Ep 10Video: The Dangers of Marijuana

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We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kinsey Scale. Why were we made to believe college admissions counselors were stalking our Facebook albums? Why was Andrew dressing like a 60-year-old father of 3? Were we bad children the whole time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 15, 202351 min

S2 Ep 10The Dangers of Marijuana

We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kinsey Scale. Why were we made to believe college admissions counselors were stalking our Facebook albums? Why was Andrew dressing like a 60-year-old father of 3? Were we bad children the whole time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 15, 202351 min

S2 Ep 9The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies

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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade! (Sorry for the reupload)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 8, 20231h 1m

S1 Ep 9Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies

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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 8, 20231h 1m

S2 Ep 7Video: The Long Island Hunger Games

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Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys learn more about each other than they ever knew possible in this introspective deep dive into some stories you know and love-- and some you'll wish you could forget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 1, 202347 min

S2 Ep 7The Long Island Hunger Games

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Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys learn more about each other than they ever knew possible in this introspective deep dive into some stories you know and love-- and some you'll wish you could forget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 1, 202347 min

S2 Ep 6video: the next george santos

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Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year is host to so many firsts, embarrassing moments, and learning lessons. For Joe, it was time to become a guido (and join The Order of the Phoenix). For Andrew, it was time to become a jock (and stan Katy Perry). Let's reflect on the wonderful woes of being 14 years old in 2010 and all of the drama, missed connections, and body dysmorphia that comes along with it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 22, 202351 min

S2 Ep 7the next george santos

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Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year is host to so many firsts, embarrassing moments, and learning lessons. For Joe, it was time to become a guido (and join The Order of the Phoenix). For Andrew, it was time to become a jock (and stan Katy Perry). Let's reflect on the wonderful woes of being 14 years old in 2010 and all of the drama, missed connections, and body dysmorphia that comes along with it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 22, 202351 min

an (uncut) improvised date

What do you think would happen if we never met? Joe and Andrew explore the very dark and troubling possibility of being total strangers meeting in their mid-20s for a drink on Valentine's Day. Enjoy this departure from Good Children's usual programming in which the boys genuinely do an hour long improv with minimal editing and get progressively drunker.. how decadent!💕 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 14, 202351 min

cupid’s chokehold

Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general sense of impending doom for the world. Joe and Andrew dive deep through four categories of their February 14th’s: elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. Learn more about the boys first girlfriends and first rejections, the importance of mailbox valentines in 4th grade and the unseriousness of feeling lonely. We’re all gonna die, so let’s treat ourselves like someone we love! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 8, 202349 min