Go Touch Grass

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the drama surrounding author Lindy West's new memoir "Adult Braces," and the controversial polyamorous relationship at its center. Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠. Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: No guest! Just gals! Topics: Clavicular Arrested (Software update), Chili MAGA Allegations (The Discourse), Ft. Lauderdale Barbie Dream Fest (Scam Likely), the Afroman Trial (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: No guest! Just gals! Topics: Saxon Musk (Cursed Content), Taylor Frankie Paul's canceled Bachelorette season (The Discourse), Chappell Roan vs. a child fan (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: Tim Barnes Topics: Jake Lange (Software Update), American vs. European Tourists (The Discourse), Zach Braff's AI Chatbot (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: Becca Ramos Topics: Timothée Chalamet's ballet and opera comments (The Discourse), American woman in Ireland (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: Lukas Arnold Topics: Punch on SNL (Software Update), Kash Patel & the US Men's Hockey Team (The Discourse), @Ashleyisinthebookoflife (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: No guest! Just gals! Topics: Ned Fulmer's Feeld Profile, The Cut vs. Dax & Kristen (Software Update), Punch the Monkey (The Discourse/Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Knetz vs. the SEAblings (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode! Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow the show: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through a recent Manosphere trip to Miami and the unsavory characters that attended, from Andrew Tate to Nick Fuentes to a pre-brutal-frame-mogging Clavicular. Don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when it's fresh. Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Chandler DeanTopics: Looksmaxxing and the frat leader that brutally frame mogged Clav (The Discourse), WeWoreWhat (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: No guest! Just gals! Topics: Sydney Sweeney Cosmo Cover + Musk Epstein Emails (Software Update), TikTok Censorship (The Discourse/PoliTiktok), The Melania Movie + Tom Brady's IG story (Cursed Content), Nicki Minaj's latest crashout (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: No guest! Just gals! (Thanks, Winter Storm Fern) Topics: Brooklyn Beckham vs. His Family (The Discourse), Whitney Cummings (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Alison KlempTopics: Nick Fuentes Miami Trip (Cursed Content), #Pandorogate (Software Update), St. Louis Escaped Monkeys (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), 2016 Nostalgia (The Discourse), Jake Lang (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

GET TICKETS TO OUR 2/15 GALENTINE'S DAY EVENT HEREGuest: Alex BedderTopics: Nick Shirley + Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (Oops! All Software Updates!), Hudson Williams' Letterboxd (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest: No guest just gals!Topics: AI Brooklyn Bridge Fireworks (Scam Likely), Ashley Tisdale's Toxic Mom Group (The Discourse), Nick Shirley (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Our annual Memes in Review episode where we go month by month to break down all the memes that made us laugh, cringe, or cry in 2025!Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

You asked, we answered! Our annual AMA Mailbag episode is here!Use code BYE25 to get 25% off monthly or yearly Patreon memberships! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Episode NotesGET 25% OFF PATREON MEMBERSHIPS UNTIL 12/31/25 WITH CODE BYE25 ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠Guest: Lyz Lenz (get her book This American Ex-Wife here!) Topics: 120k Remote vs. 240k in person (The Discourse), AITA for Calling My Wife Disgusting (The Discourse pt. 2), The Solidcore Drama (Grasshole of the Week) Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through some TikTok hair drama. Even if you already heard the ep on Patreon, jump to the end of the episode at 1:12:45 for some updates on the saga and don't forget to sign up for the Go Touch Grass Patreon so you can hear all the drama when its fresh. Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Guest:⁠⁠⁠⁠ Kel Cripe Topics: People using ChatGPT to cheat their hobbies (The Discourse), Food Influencer vs. French Pastry Shop (Grasshole of the Week) For more on this week's discourse check out The Cut's "Killjoy in the Machine" by Michelle Santiago Cortés here.Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠⁠.Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.Follow the show:Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod