Garage Logic

Oberlin College is proving Joe's theory about the word racism. It not longer means what it used to mean. It has been watered down and doeosn't hole the punch. Joe is a big fan of cherries jubilee. A satanic monument will not be allowed for a display.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can Rookie read Joe's mind? It almost happened today. Are we Viking panicked yet? California Governor Jerry Brown was on 60 Minutes last night and was taking some shots at President Trump.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe has Rookie find audio of President Trump's speech on Wednesday. Did he slur his speech? Rookie then fins a tape that is edited of President Trump's screw ups over the past year. Pretty funny. Amazon has a lot of power over these cities that are trying to court the company. Scramble!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How does the Star Tribune find out about Garrison Kellior's ailments? Does he report them or does the Strib check in with him? Joe says the Daily Mail has the best pictures, especially of the fires in California.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A couple of local anchors have lost their legs and Joe mentions the fact that two broadcasters losing their legs is quite bizarre. That led to many, many amputee jokes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The top news of the day is that Senator Al Franken has resigned. Who will replace him? Today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. The USS Arizona is still leaking oil from the wreck.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe welcomes local musician Steven Anderson to the show so that he can promote his free concert at the Cathedral on Dec 14th. It is difficult to shovel this snow. Fires in CA are extremely dangerous. A green school in NYC is not.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A caller checks in with Joe and he sounds just like Senator Al Franken. Joe questions him and wonders what the future will be for the Senator. Who is this caller Gary? A donut shop tries to do something good and charitable and some dummies complain. Why?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor cakes an emergency call to the Lake Detective. The question has to do with ice under bridges. Of course, LD was not stumped as usual. A healing gathering at U Conn, allows minority students a place to be safe. MN spending should slow way down. Former President Obama heading to Chicago? Why?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The recent snow event proves that Minnesotans have lost their touch with nature, according to Joe. Souch comments on the T-Wolves loss. They need to be better 'in the paint'. No Russians allowed at the next Olympics? Yes because they are dopers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Vikings keep their winning ways going and people are starting to 'talk'. Rookie mocks Souch's walking schedule. An e-mailer asks Joe how the tie up the tree for Garage Logicians started. A cheerleader that walks on air? Cool.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Supreme Court of the United States will hear the case of the two gay men that wanted a wedding cake made for them and the baker that refused due to religious objections. Joe is eager to hear how this plays out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A book about Russia and its ending forces Joe to get some help from listeners. Rookie and Reuvers get into trouble for screwing around. Did President Trump bring mice to the White House? PR guy Howie Padilla explains how they right the light rail cars back onto the track.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Evergreen State College is once again in the news, this time for the student newspaper and their "People of Color" section. Please white people: Do NOT read!! What?? Joe finally gets to the Bear Update! Do they hibernate? A very bad Wal-Mart T-shirt and a Scramble!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Stanford study claims that it can tell what you political leanings are due to the type of car you drive. Really? A letter to the editor in the Saint Paul Pioneer Press mentioning the trash controversy makes some great points. An Angelina Jolie look alike in Iran? Not!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rookie is excited to tell Joe and End of the World and Joe was not interested. Rook bummed out on him. Updates on Keillor and Franken's situations. Souch wonders if Congress will spend millions training these dummies how to be gentlemen.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow, what a news day! MPR has fired Garrison Keillor after some alleged inappropriate activity. Why so fast? Keillor has given a statement to the Star Tribune. Stay tuned for more details. Joe is confused as to how and why this happened so fast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brown University is on the chalkboard for allowing people to self identify whatever race you would like. Yikes! The Lake Calhoun name change has moved up on the list, as Joe predicted. Again, this will not end at the name change of the lake. Joe has a relationship with some owls.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and Rook discuss more of the terms that were the foundation of the town, the county, the show, etc. The Cylinder Index, the gauge that every GL'er measures their own self worth, gets the needed attention. This episode is a must listen for a newer listener.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe mentions the play of the MN Wild as of late. They are just average. Senator Franken's troubles continue and a letter featured in the Star Trib today: Satire or Real? How can someone write or believe this? Joe comments on President Trump and the Pocahontas comment.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Should employees working for the state be allowed to live in another state? Um probably not, says Joe. The Lake Calhoun controversy is progressing slowly, can it be stopped? The trial of an evil person that taught at Florida Atlantic is going on right now. This is the guy that claimed Sandy Hook was played out by the government. Idiot.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Over the years, Joe has added to LBGT genders and now learned that there are about fifteen letters added to the list....for real. A ten year old girl charshes into a house and says that she wanted to kill people. We are going to witness a Royal wedding next spring!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe begins this post-Thanksgiving show with a confession about turkey. Will GL'ers accept this or turn on Souch? Senator Al Franken has announced that he will not resign. Um, he needs to take a look at his apologies. Scamming old people? Wow! This is the lowest of the low.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Deputy Mayor Tom Hauser is in today. He spends the hour talking with Minnetonka and Eden Prairie Football coaches Dave Nelson and Mike Grant to preview their Prep Bowl matchup tonight. Later Tom talks with Steven Schier about the Al Franken sexual harassment allegations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hour 2 with Tom Hauser in for the Mayor. "The Hockey Professor" Mike McGraw joins at the start of the hour to talk all things hockey. Later, Tom and Manny talk more high school sports, and also Gopher football.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GL Hour 2 - The Mayor spent the hour today talking about the anniversary of the assassination of President Kennedy 54 years ago. He also talked about the latest of the destroyed academy. Then a story of a guy down on his luck with a million dollar find.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GL Hour 1 The Mayor spent the hour today talking about the anniversary of the assassination of President Kennedy 54 years ago. He also talked about the latest of the destroyed academy. Then a story of a guy down on his luck with a million dollar find.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Should the Girl Scouts of America be telling families how to and how not to hug aunts and uncles? Um, probably not. What happens when you wave a flag on the UC Berkeley campus? NYPD cops could possible be banned from bathrooms at Brooklyn College! OMG!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe is wondering if there is a Christmas tree shortage. Are a lack of truck drivers furthering this shortage? The moron in North Korea is trying to ban fun. Huh?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More news still coming on Senator Al Franken. This is not going away soon. Joe wishes that he would have been over to visit us at the state fair. What are these posts that are always left in the garage? A young boy loses a foot trying to jump onto a moving train in Saint Paul.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The concept of White Privilege comes up and it really is a joke. How does this stuff get printed in the newspaper? This is an example of Powerwashing for sure. It could be a rough Christmas season for Pope Francis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Episode three, Joe reviews the Foghorn list and explains why some words in Gumption County receive the Foghorn, or the dreaded Double Fog. The horn often sounds these days and Joe is here to provide each term and the reason it's on the list.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More news pouring in over the latest allegations involving Sen. Al Franken. This story is definitely getting attention. Earthquakes in California and GL has Stacey the GL Geologist, who is there to get hitched. The guys that landed their plane in Chaska are claiming mental duress. What?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An executive in the Diversity and Inclusion department was forced to resign because of what she said. Diversity is not only women and minorities. Um, she gets fired for that? Joe comments. Joe is a fan of Tesla's new offering. Scramble!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A plumber in Austrailia is caught on tape singing on the job. His voice is fantastic! This will go viral. Joe and Rookie disagree on what he should do next in his life. The Pope is once again speaking out on climate change. Joe would be in trouble with him. Give to the Max day! Rookie pleads for donations for his charity.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Senator Al Franken is in some hot water as allegations of inappropriate behavior break out in the news. How will this be treated? A group trying to save Lake Calhoun puts an ad in the newspaper. It aint over yet.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A football coach in Georgia gets in trouble with the Freedom From Religion group for praying before games. Delaware schools are looking into allowing students to choose their gender. Huh? Women in third world countries suffer because of domestic duties. What is Severe Dengue?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A listener sets the record straight on who owned the Detroit Tigers and the big pizza makers. The NFL will be taking over light rail on Super Bowl Sunday. Turkeys are everywhere in the metro area. Another restaurant review by a higher education arrogant prof.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe starts the show staying on brand with some sports. Then he lets listeners know that he is very concerned about the future. Did Rookie get a haircut? Bill Gates is starting a smart city. What is that? Bellmont Park.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is Bi or Trans Phobic? The science of the word gender. Joe reveals two examples of gender switching, where people are offending others and it should not be offensive. Huh? Yep, it's that confusing.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Souch learns of a white man, that wants to identify as a Filipino. Huh? Cultural Appropriation for sure. Fiat-Chrysler has produced the Dodge Demon, over 800hp! Can this thing be street legal? Yep.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Souch had some questions about a standing scoring record in hockey. Well it didn't matter, the info did not apply. Oops. Stabbing at the Mall of America. Earthquakes on the Iraq/Iran border is not very forgiving.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and the gang are broadcasting from O'Garas in St. Paul to celebrate Veterans Day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe and the gang are broadcasting from O'Garas in St. Paul to celebrate Veterans Day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor finds a couple of examples of very poor reporting. The staff will be live at O'Gara's and have invited the Mayor-Elect of Saint Paul, Melvin Carter III, om the air.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Local high school athletes are on video singing lyrics the contain words that offend some people. The dilemma? If they are actual lyrics and they are singing the lyrics to the song, is that offensive? Hmmm. Can listening to Christmas music too early be harmful? At least when Joe and Patrick are singing them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The NAACP in California is saying that the third verse of the National Anthem is racist. WHAT? Tune in to find out why. An extremely dumb lady in a Taco Bell, asking for burgers and fries.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The local election is over. Joe goes after Reuvers for saying that he didn't vote. Whoops! Who is Andrea Jenkins? Joe mentions that there are some very special people that were victorious this election cycle. The future of the NFL? Bleak according to Souch.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A dog that burps and is massaged? Yep. A Prof in Chicago wants students to be better queers. ??? A hate crime that was reported, was done by the victim at Kansas State. Cultural Appropriation: Where did this come from? A great joke called in by Carl F.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A little sports with an update on the wild and the Packers, then onto business. More info on the Texas killer, Texan authorities have decided not to ever mention his name again. Nate Silvers and his website produces some control numbers and talk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.