Garage Logic

The Mayor spent the first hour today staying on brand and talking about Brian Dozier's comments following yesterday's 7 -0 win over Baltimore. Dozier complained that a Baltimore player broke an unwritten rule by bunting in the 9th inning. He also had Dave Dahl and his unfortunate forecast involving snow and a news update with John Heidt.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor spent the hour today with a story of "Where Do Our Sensibilities Lie?" A guy in South Mpls had his neighbors complain about a backyard rink being built in the front yard too close to his property line. He also had the John Heidt news update and Dave Dahl's Channel 5 weather.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor brought up the story from yesterday of the Pope allegedly claiming that there is no hell and that the Vatican is back tracking on those comments. He also had the John Heidt news update and Dave Dahl's Channel 5 weather.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garage Logic for Thursday March 29!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garage Logic for Thursday March 29!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rookie asks Joe if he watched Roseanne last night. Joe protests and says not a chance. Rookie is threatened with firing if he ever talks about the show again. Joe mention an author that he really likes and thinks people should read. Will the Chinese 'Skylab' hurt anyone? probably not.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new organ discovery is a very good thing. This makes Joe ponder something about the Euphorians and what they expect when they protest something. Disney princesses with some new traits? Hmmm. The Hamburger Museum in Seymor, WI. YumSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are UFO's soaring in our air space? Joe has some good accounts with some high street creds. Rookie pleads with Joe to watch Roseanne tonight. He probably will not. A new study on walking, really freaks Joe out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe begins the show with some real old school trash talk by a 100 year old grandma. Yep she was talking to Loyola's favorite nun about the end of the run-LOL Reuvers does some really dumb stuff. What will happen to the Chinese version of their Skylab? Is it a time to break the glass and smoke the Lucky's, wonders Joe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Saint Olaf has now joined the Ben Shapiro sweepstakes. The school may dis-invite him as his speech coordinates with an anniversary that they would rather not recall. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe describes his new relationship with crows and how he has some concern on the days that he cannot find any birds. Is he getting a little too hooked? Um Ya. A person wants to marry a tree in Fort Myers. What?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe connects the marching students and the Pro-Life movement. Trying to stay away from the debate that cannot be solved during the show, Joe learns some interesting stats about African-American pregnancies in NY. On a much light note: Scramble!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe starts the show on brand, discussing Reuvers and his excessive use of texting while not at work. Is there something called garbage island in the ocean? Why are people throwing these items in the ocean? The schools that are marching and some of the ideas that are behind the march are not all aligned, according to Joe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The big storm in NYC and the east coast if not the first time a huge storm has hit. Joe provides the all important 'since'. The weather is cyclical. The national debt, the big time spending and the budget: Souch wonders why everyone is congratulating each other? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor finds that the name game is out of control for the unisex, genderless age. Why are parents setting their children up for this type of lifestyle. Let them choose as they grow up. Jordon Peterson on BBC hits one out of the park on live TV. NC State and meatless meals? What?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The behavior of President Trump and some leftover calls and e-mails from last hour, as well as the breaking news about the Austin, TX bomber and how they caught him. New technology for sure.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This entire hour dedicated to President Trump and his involvement with Russia and his victory call to President Putin. Should he have done that? Where is the staff leak? Joe takes some heat from listeners and Reuvers takes some calls for Joe on thisSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe has question about the boy's high school basketball tourney and how it is scheduled. The Uber driver that killed a pedestrian, was really not paying attention at all. This is a bad situation. Holy Cross is making some changes, for the worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The current state of 'the academy' is failing fast. This time Mt. Holyoke is at the front of the class. The women's school does not want women to be referred to as women! What? Rookie says that we need to start pushing back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A politician in New York made a statement on Facebook that the weather is controlled by the Jews. What the Hell? How can a guy like this get elected? Joe presents examples of how he is Just Not Made For These Times....See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A driver-less car has hit a pedestrian, while a human was sitting behind the wheel. Joe thinks that this will get quite worse before it gets better. Will Google give up personal information on its customers if the police need it? This is a very important question to put out there. Prince Charles and a new book that does not portray him well.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The walkout protests were very popular, but not everyone wanted to participate. Some that didn't were punished by their administration. St. Patrick's Day jokes already??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Saint Catherine's University has cancelled a leadership conference because the speakers and presenters were too white. WHAT? John Hinderaker from the Center of the American Experiment, joins the show to chat with Joe about this. SCRAMBLE!!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A couple form Halstad, MN that tried an unsuccessful You Tube prank where the man held up an encyclopedia trying to stop a bullet, were in the news again. The woman who fired the fatal bullet was sentenced in court today. Why did they do this? Rookie wins the radio station appetizer contest and he confesses that he used all of his show prep time doing it. Joe gets mad, but impressed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

St Patrick's Day is this weekend and Joe comments on tomorrow's show and the antics that may take place. Did Joe just do a 'Dirt Alert' OMG! There is left lane legislation murmuring at the Capitol. Will they ticket gramma for going to slow in the left lane? Breaking News: A pedestrian bridge collapses just west of Miami. Cars flattened, very tough scene. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The countrywide student walkout at schools was conducted today. What did it accomplish? The loss of seventeen souls was due to an evil person.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a Saint Patrick's Day preview for Souch. It's on a Saturday this year and the parties are going to be in full force. Joe jumps into Stephen Hawking's life and thoughts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The student walkout that was conducted today throughout the country, is a real concern. What are the children trying to accomplish? The tragic event where seventeen souls lost their lives was conducted by an evil person, not a bad gun. This will require more examination. An Oompa Quiz for the staff brightens things up.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Minnesota titles, tabs and drivers licenses debacle has a fall guy. Joe wonders if there is a group to blame , not just one individual. More money is not going to fix the problem. Souch provides and update to the students at Stanford that are addicted to their phone and there is some irony for sure. Yellowstone and what is lingering underneath is getting some publicity, but is the for the proper reasons? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Freedom From Religion Foundation is at it again. They want a football coach to stop praying before football games, because a concerned citizen complained. These people are nuts. What is the new trend with Mother's Day cards? Tune in to find out. OMG!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Mayor presents a Real or Satire segment from the Minneapolis paper today. Jake calls in an EOW from California: He was not allowed to play catch with his son in a park! Huh? A Garage Logic dilemma, who should shovel the sidewalks in Crystal? Hmmmm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Students at Stanford are suing the big phone companies claiming that they have made them addicted to their phones. The Stanford Students Against Addictive Devices has file this suit. What dummies!! An Indiana of Pennsylvania student has been suspended for saying at a public forum, that there are only two genders. Okay......New DL photos can be casual photos? No, this should not be allowed. Ever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a quick look at the High School Hockey Tourney results, Joe gets down to business. Some of it is not upbeat. The lunch lady in Inver Grove Heights is in hot water over a an alleged dealing with a student. When Joe went to the lunch line in high school, he had one thing on his mind: To eat lunch. A confrontation with a police officer in Saint Paul leads Joe to do some thinking.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Souch does a great hour on society and pieces together some news items regarding people's behavior and more reasons why the proverbial 'center is not holding'. An upbeat Scramble send us into the weekend with a smile.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ruling from the salon in Saint Paul: One council member is quoted as saying that a new streetcar style train will allow us to ; "Get cars off of the road'. Why do we need to do that? Cars are still good, says Souch. Breaks glass ans smoke Lucky's: There may be a new strain of flu that we cannot fight against. Yikes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mentioning the high school state hockey tourney right off of the top of the show. Joe has a rooting interest in his alma mater. Patrick Henry High School wants to change its name. Joe says that this will create a can of worms. Wayne State in Michigan and the Christian Club. What gives?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why should there be a building name change for Coffman uUnion at the U of Minn? There should not be. Go away. Hats off to Angela Merkel for standing up to Euphorians that wanted to change the National Anthem. Does that Alexa thing laugh and freak people out at night? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A lot of news going on around the world, including an atheist, Lawrence Krauss, the guy in charge of the 'Doomsday Clock'. He may need to stepdown because of sexual misconduct. Why do we have such a fascination with Amelia Earhart? Joe wonders why we can't just come to grips wit the fact that she went down in the drink.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe is very pleased that his driveway was untouched by footprints or cars before the snow was removed. One of life's simple pleasures. The driver-less car, is it really necessary and is it a good thing? Ummm. A message in a bottle shows up on a Australian beach. How old was it? Containers are falling off of ships overseas. Who gets the loot and is it fair game?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 3M settlement is a joke. 3M did not dispose of anything illegally at the time. Why is Lori Swanson's AG office so eager to take them to court. How much is this outside legal team going to cost the state? A whole bunch! Rookie provides a story for Joe that pertains to food of course!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nature is bigger than man department: Penguins that were thought to have been long been extinct were found on earth. They were hiding on Danger Island. More examples of politicians ruling from the salon......See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The state is awaiting a snow event. Joe wonders when it will happen. Yet another college is replacing pronouns to accommodate gender issues. Why? Joe does not like it at all. Souch confesses that a kid he used to have has some snowblower issues. NYC banning bags? There are more pressing issues out there.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hour two of Garage Logic includes the Scramble as well as Brian Murphy continuing to solicit input from listeners and the staff about not only the best movies of all time, but the best sport movies of all time.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brian Murphy sits in the Mayor's chair today. What are some of the best sports related movies of all time? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe wonders who this 'cash me outside' lady? Why is she getting so much attention on the interweb? According to a new survey, California's quality of life is falling very fast. Joe goes over reasons why it has fallen so much.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe has a great entertaing show today. This is a must listen. An example of Powerwashing, with a statue of a gorilla in Texas. This causes our President Bush to call in and chat with Joe. Then Rick from Harlingen tells a pretty good joke. OMG!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Arctic has recently been above freezing. what does this mean for the enviornment? The UNC has a 'Silent Sam' statue that remembers those that fought for the South between 1861-65. Some students are very offended that this still exists. Does the university owe a offensive free campus? HmmmmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

More information comes out from the University of Minnesota, regarding Ben Shapiro's speech. Joe wonders what did he say that was so terribly wrong? A new business offers gas delivery and oil changes at your house. Is this a good thing or bad? The boys are not too sure. The governor has declared it 'Bus Driver Day' in MN. Huh?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some caller spill over from the last hour on the driverless cars, then Joe is onto the U of Minnesota where liberals are protesting the on campus speech by conservative Ben Shapiro. Do they always get to protest when a conservative shows up? Yep-See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gender trouble in Stearns county. The Daddy Daughter Dance may need to be cancelled due to a protest by the Gender Neutral Group. Joe wonders why they are protesting a gender when they should be neutral? Huh? The driverless car debate is here. Where should Joe be on this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.