Free to A Good Home

Ben, Hing and Alex chat human toilets, Nazi forks, and faking your own death - all from the comfort and safety of our homes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing gets an invite to MC a Nude Wedding, Tom reflects on having his employment opportunities dashed by a vicious rumour, and Ben lies about The Witcher. We're currently selling Dragon Friends pins to raise money for the Red Cross bushfire recovery effort. You can find them at the Dragon Friends website.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben and Hing are back with a special outdoor episode they had to record in Ben's backyard because his baby was asleep inside and there was no way Ben was going to let this bullshit wake up his precious little guy. Sounds good tho!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We say at the top of this episode that this is the final episode. It's not the final episode. But it is an episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a few weeks, but we've managed to work out how to remotely record episodes! Your two favourite semi-regular podcasts hosts trawl through the week's classifieds and discuss: Fight Clubs (send us your stories!), Garfield memorabilia, the kids' menu and lots, lots more.Oh, also, Hing is thinking about becoming an Australian Senator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No guest this week! Big news is contained within this pod. Also, Hing is about to tour to Adelaide if you want to see him do stand up comedy. Please send us some more classifieds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Williams joins us to talk Michael Hing's old dreadlocks, professional trampolining and cursed pyramid rocks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FTAGH is joined by comedians and housemates Demi Lardner and Tom Walker to talk about concrete shoes, a lost twink, and some very disturbing portraiture of Demi. Also, there are two live episodes we recoreded (eps 100 and 101) that will be out soon on our Patreon feed, and eventually will be released hereAlso, also, Hing started a hotline you can call him on - 1300 941 466 - and you should call him on that and leave a message. Ideally a confession.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liz Kingsman joins us to talk the merits of inheriting an amusement park, the physics of the Garfield universe and we have a law question answered by friend and wife of the podcast, Anya. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clare Cavanagh joins us to talk bespoke mouthguards, a fake mugging and we try a very fancy soft drink.You can get tickets to her fringe show here! https://www.facebook.com/events/199835974218288/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Howdy, it's a good chunky ep this week. Ben has some huge news for you all, we discuss a barrell with the worst contents, an unloved cat and an "absolute cunt" of a playstation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are dropping into your podcast feed with a brand new episode of the very podcast you love, Free to a Good Home.Please enjoy this offering.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice Snedden joins us to talk fizzy soup, memey blowjobs, and becomes furious about a mishapen Ritz cracker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing recorded this episode during the comedy festival with Jack Druce and Guy Montgomery, but only just got around to uploading it. It's real good despite the fact that Hing is a disorganised idiot. There's some men who want to watch a woman give live birth while on mushrooms, a bear with lipstick, and a longish discussion about a testicle rodeo. Also, I'm Hing, writing this now, come see me do stand up in Sydney at the SCF, 9-12 of May at the Factory Theatre.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emma Balfour joins us to chat wee therapy, haunted clocks and we discover something absolutely explosive about an ad from Melbourne. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to chat laundry heists, hobbits and his run in with a real like (not real) vampire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are joined by Ben Mcleay (@thomas_violence) to chat several hypotheticals including both the mad dictator of the third reich and also her majesty. Also, if you're in Melbourne, go see Hing do his stand up show The Ethics of Punching a Nazi at the Comedy Festival.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian, journalist and cellist Ange Lavoipierre joins us to chat animal psychics, weird fan mail and the merits of art in general. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't want to oversell this, but if you've ever wanted to hear Guy Montgomery (TWIOAT) divulge some very embarrassing secrets, do listen. Also, listener correspondence, Dracula's, and Bee Movie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patrick Connor joins us to chat punishment doritos, a sparkly rat, and which fruit is the sexiest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins us to talk Mean Ants, live-streamed funerals and road-testing a sex dungeon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is a point towards the end of this episode where I laughed so hard we had to stop recording because I snotted on myself. -HingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi Higgins joins us to chat human hair, Mrs Doubtfire and the best case scenario for a karate expert. Check out Naomi's new ABC show here! (http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/fresh-blood-why-are-you-like-this/LE1687H001S00)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy Matthews joins us to talk buying nine (9) doors, dog skeletons and an anamatronic band.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and small goblin Demi Lardner joins Hing and Ben to write a sequel to Space Jam, find a place for straight guys to jack off aaaand solve the mystery of two clowns who are down to .. fuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Roden joins us to talk camper vans, true wiccan love in Queensland and Dunston Checks In.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Russell joins us to chat lost rings, El Naked Chef and an intriguing offer from a lunatic in Florida.Ben is extremely hungover throughout.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Becky Lucas has returned to the show as our guest this week! We talk about JOing over model trains, honouring veterans, and Ben remembers a very traumatic memory from his childhood. It's a good'un.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben's still in Italy, but we've run out of pre-recorded episodes (calendars are VERY tricky), so this week, Tom Ballard and Tim Hewitt join Hing to chat about mechanical bulls, cum tubes annnnd a weird prank from Hing's childhood where you try and piss through someone's legs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bart Freebairn joins us to discuss and dad music, the X-Men and the most disastrous gigs we've ever witnessed. We also induct some listeners into the newly minted Hall of Cowards.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Levins joins us and brings the tone right down. We're sorry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing has regrettably been hit by a train and is dead so Alex Lee fills in for him as we're joined by Guy Montgomery to talk acursed dolls, love torches, and eat some incredible snacks sent in by Chiharu Nishimoto. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam Duggan joins us to eat mexican snacks (thank you so much Valdemar) and talk stuffed dogs, mystery meat and a pube-conscious vampire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simon Greiner joins us to chat ghost dads, softcore pornography mags and nude volleyball.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to eat some insanely crunchy chips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jenna Owen joins us to chat Asimov's erotic laws of robotics, dodgy space-rocks and the world of Fin-Dom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins us to talk amatuer preppers, inept domain squatters and Hing's ongoing struggle to provide our listeners with jazz apples. To support the show on Patreon head to patreon.com/FTAGH why not!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam James stops by to talk changing your name to a swear word, anti-divorce spells and discovers that Hing once believed Koreans to be magic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Victoria Zerbst joins us to talk the purchase of stars, online pranks and an absolutely intriguing pest control service. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark Sutton joins us to talk the golden age of Australian children's television, Antiques Roadshow and bird penises. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Ballard joins Hing and Ben to talk blood, the invention of the couch and to refuse Ben's many and generous offers of soft drinks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are joined by Scott Huntington to talk pizza scams, a baffling job as an Irish husband impersonator and the miriad difficulties encountered while converting scorpions into money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined by Becky Lucas and Cameron James to talk about powerful crystals, the Innovations catalogue and how to jerk off a bee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing and Ben shake things up with not one but TWO guests! Alex Lee joins us again alongside Tom Walker and we discuss a tempting investment in counterfiet money, an exclusive and sexy club and an extremele convoluted way of breaking up with someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins Ben and Hing to talk naked handymen, accidentally uncover an illicit drug ring in Perth and issue a shameful correction from last week's Wind In The Willows chat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben and Hing are joined by Mark Sutton to talk about the Wind-in-the-willows-verse, a tempting offer for an amateur taxidermist, using stranger's toilets and the trails and tribulations of poor old Morty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brocklesnitch joins Hing and Ben to chat about a man seeking a man, some giveaway stew, and maybe the clumsiest kind of hand job you could imagine. Hing is also recording his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney Aug 5, so come along to that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Tommy Dassalo returns. This episode, we open with about 10 minutes of stuff that isn't classifieds, we also broach jet skis, a man who wants a good chasing, adult breastfeeding and a scientist who wants you to fuck their robot.Also, Hing is filming his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney, Aug 5, so get along to that you little rascals.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing & Ben are back from the long cold winter/summer depending on your hemisphere. Please rate and review this in iTunes or whereever you get your podcasts. We're joined by long time friend of the show, comedian Alex Lee to talk about a man who wants to be put in a dishwasher, another thing does anyone read these? and also, a moral conundrum - The Candy Apocalypse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined by writer, comedian and Human Dog James Colley and talk rubbish oranges, kitten hire, broken ouija boards and Ben proves he can double numbers for a while.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.