Free to A Good Home

We join Dave Harmon in his own nice house to talk rabbit jealousy, the ways in which Michael Hing is weird about weddings, and Ben learns we have a live show in two weeks. Tickets here. https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/free-to-a-good-home/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Montgomery joins us to chat Hing's brand new spinning top, walking tours and we spend a disconcerting amount of time interrogating whether Guy would sleep with a dugong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing is doing a Big Live Stand Up Show at The Comedy Store in Sydney. November 19th! Come along!In this episode, Ben's away, and Hing has invited Tom Walker on to confront him about a genuine point of friction between the two of them, and also we do one of the most upsetting riffs you may ever hear on the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode, international DJ and very old friend Tom Lowndes sets out to distract us from getting to a single ad. He succeeds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben's away this week, so Hing is joined by his very first podcasting partner comedian Jack Druce, to go through the insane real estate mailing list Hing has found himself on. Also, we talk about robbing people with a big gun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Concetta Caristo joins us to talk Byron Bay Facebook marketplace, Ben has a health scare and Hing finally buys an expensive spinning top. This ep is brought to you by our mates at Rode, check them out here www.rode.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Lee joins us to chat giraffe costumes, the chance of a life time at Movie World and pitches us a series of rom com ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carl Tart joins us to talk second hand cars, perverted Funko Pop memories and all the Australian basketballers that he hates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle Walker joins us to talk ghost writing erotic novels, a very bad landlord indeed and Danielle tells us some of my God just the saddest stories from her childhood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rajat Suresh joins us all the way from the US to talk about why Hing will never get a home loan, proposing via cicadas and whether or not Ben should have given his car to an old lady he didn't know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dee Fidge joins us to chat cat fight training, tomatoes, and when it is okay to be nude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Cardy joins us to talk about how birds have sex, and so on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins us to chat parenting strategy, the illegal skeleton trade and how you need to be a "husband first, and a pervert second." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jacob Reed (UCB Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins us all the way from Los Angeles to chat about the time he was scammed, and how he has gone to unwittingly help the scammer, 30 frozen rats, and jealousy regardiing a certain Big Green Ass. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we are joined by the hosts of BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG to discuss sex rope, large cats, and to roast Ben for a sold ten minutes on wanting to fuck various items in a magic shop.If you would like to see a picture of the large cat we discuss called Loafer, Ben will put it up on his twitter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we are joined by an absolute legend of the game. Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty, Comedy Bang! Bang!, The Gino Lombardo Show) joins us to go through the best and worst things to talk about, including a man who won't stop eating ants, a fight in a barn, and a question about a taboo internet account. Go follow Jon on social media @gabrus please keep the classifieds coming in. Actually, if you're reading this, we recorded an episode of the pod with Becky Lucas, and we're just waiting to get her part of the audio, so if we ever get that, you'll get that ep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look, in this episode, Ben's away. We talk a lot about dead animals, but then we talk about the most fucked restaurant (non-theatre category).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brandy Jensen from Gawker joins us to discuss literally not one single classified, but instead listens patiently to Hing explaining the worst four days of his life. There is also some discussion about which animals we all think we could best in combat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan Morris (JJGO, Bubble) joins us this week to chat about a non-union slap fight, the capital of Ecuador,  and Nicholas Cage's collection of thrones.If you're a fan of Jordan, you can pre-order signed copies of his new graphic novel BUBBLE from this link: https://www.booksoup.com/pre-order-copy-bubble-signed-jordan-morrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined by Matt Christman from the Chapo Trap House podcast to talk about a surprised tombstone, giant goldfish and a male models you can paint at your hen's night. Also, Ben resurfaces his Julia Roberts/Oceans 12 theory, once again.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They said it couldn't be done, but here it is. The hilarious Jess Perkins from the very popular Do Go On podcast is our wonderful guest this week, and by 'our guest' what I mean is, my guest, as Ben is away. I've been wanting to do an episode with Jess for ages so we could plug our radio show's podcast Simply The Jest, but also, we did kind of think that a third episode with Tom Walker would not be good for anyone's mental health.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing is doing his stand up show in Sydney THIS WEEK. 22-24 of April at the Factory Theatre. Please come! FTAGH Fans are the best people to talk to, and as you'll find out in this podcast, som other podcast fans are not!Ben's away this week, so Tom Walker sits in as carryover champ. We once again talk about Tom trying to suck his own dick, but then we get to the classifieds - a caravan that's never been wanked in, a man who wants to be dominated with your socks, and the eternal question - would you risk $50 fo the chance to meet Steve Harvey?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing is away this episode (dead, oh no!), so Ben and Tom Walker do what people will come to loosely describe as "An episode of Free To A Good Home". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Cardy of the Lulu Raes, Dragon Friends and Internet Fame joins us to discuss a maid with a twist, novelty cocaine signage and why Ben's Zoom H6 is so fucking sticky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luka Muller joins us again to upset the citizens of Perth, discuss a the construction of a makeshift sauna and return to (?) the thorny question of whether Mr Bean is an alien. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben's away this week. So Hing is joined by Michelle Brasier and Greg Larsen via THE INTERNET to chat about how to get rid dog remains, an Australian fight club, a  cat who wants a clown, and a brand new MICHELLE BRASIER MYSTERY.Greg, Michelle and Hing are all performing at the Melbourne Comedy Festival in March, go check them out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Triple J's Dave Woodhead joins us for a VERY rude episode of FTAGH. Dildos, bongs, a dildo that is a bong -- things of that nature. Disgusting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hum joins Hing and Ben and we talk about a very specific artistic brief, the wash up from the Hottest 100, and spend what many may describe as "an unentertaining amount of time" trying to remember all ten commandments.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam James joins us in Hing's parent's lounge room to talk aggressive bakery owners, perfectly normal pickle juice consumption, and pornographic Garfield art.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this heartwarming retelling of the timeless classic, David Harmon is visited on Christmas Eve by two podcasters who complain about the sound of his air conditioner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle Walker joins us to talk Christmas decorations, tattoos and whether or not Ben would make a good detective (he would).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam Taunton lets us into his palatial mansion to talk skeleton dolls, fancy sex shops and Hing's Mrs Doubtfire-esque situation with his two therapists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing and Ben are joined by NOBODY to talk snooty weddings, olympic table tennis and streakers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei Toliopoulos joins Ben and Hing to talk Ooshies, the "teen buzz" craze of the late 2000s and concrete. He has a brand new podcast out with Cameron James called Finding Desperado, which is the sequel to Finding Drago -- one of FTAGH's favourite podcasts of all time. https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/finding-drago/introducing-finding-desperado/12807304See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A very special bonus ep from lockdown's own Liam Neeson, Michelle Brasier. We were gonna make this a Patreon exclusive, but it has been such a journey, we thought it should go out on the "scum feed". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Russell joins us to talk The Wiggles, smarties and how long you need to know someone before you can tell them you dreamed about them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Michelle Brasier joins us to talk dog food, picnics and has the most incredible response we've ever had to the boilerplate new guest question “have you ever sold or bought anything online”.You can get some bonus eps of this pod and force us to make more of the regular show here https://www.patreon.com/FTAGH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim Batt joins Hing and Ben to discuss funerals, bargain coffins and an infuriatingly complex set up to a shitty joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi Higgins of the Batch Bitch Podcast joins Ben and Hing to talk about swords, screaming and horny circus people.NOTE: Sorry, Ben's mic is a little HOT in this ep, we're using new software but we'll get it sorted eventually. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Zealand's own special little fella, Guy Montgomery, joins Ben and Hing to talk big jugs of piss, "windy sticks" and a 3D model of an ex-boyfriend's brain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle Walker joins us to chat exotic plants, financial advice from a famous ghost and Ben doesn't have coronavirus (currently). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aunty Donna's Mark Bonanno joins us to talk elusive cryptids, a great place to scream in Boston and Ben becomes furious at a hypothetical dinner party.If you'd like to join The Hall of Cowards on our Patreon, head to www.patreon.com/FTAGH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luka Muller joins Ben and Hing to talk Frasier Crane pornography, terrible parenting and the Senior Senator from Juggalotopia.We also announce some changes to our Patreon at the top of this ep. If you feel like starting or stopping giving us money for this show, head to patreon.com/FTAGHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom and Demi from bigsofttitty.png join us to talk the hierarchy of weird pets, cat milk, and when the bank calls you because you bought a carrot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an episode recorded one month ago and previously thought lost to the sands of time, Ben McLeay joins us to chat French pornography, steroids and troubling Pixar tie-in merch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi Higgins joins Ben and Hing to chat bee-law, burping and how Cool and Chill and Beautiful Hum is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naaman Zhou joins Hing and Ben to talk a lot about McDonalds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei joins Ben and Hing to talk Viking Zoom Ceremonies, Greek Easter and some idiot asking people on Facebook to take his washing machine for 8 months. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery of The Worst Idea of All Time join Ben and Hing to chat bank vaults, bin-night etiquette and relationship-destroying bean hoards.  You can check out Tim and Guy's YouTube Red pilot right here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebs0C1Wk0gE&t=1sSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.