Freaky Book Bees

Guys...the story really tells itself...door loves girl, girls does door, Zeus shows up...tune in for the full recap my Freaky Babes!!!

Window creepers and dumb as rock parents…this novella has it all. Tune in for a recap of a book I really didn’t feel comfortable reading but did it just for you! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😘

Brbrbrrrrrrrrr! (Obviously this is a cool horn sound) Y’all we’ve reached episode 50!!! As a special treat we left our lovely cohost Dina do some recapping for your listening pleasure! This weeks freaky Friday we have a naughty nurse an even naughtier soccer player and a doctor who doesn’t get enough page time in my opinion! Tune in to our 50th epi for the full recap y’all!!!

This episode has got a little bit of everything. Angst, romance, good smex, Daddy. Tune in for the full recap! 😘♥️😂🤦🏻‍♂️🍆🍑

Little nakey nymph Jackie uses her bean stalk and nymph nectar to find the penis giant and saves the rainy day!

A bitchy woman is cursed to have amazing sex with a cucumber plum-nectarine penis and it get more weird than you think.

A disgraced and dissolved mad scientist takes over half the world in a wired sexual frenzy to made rain semen. Follow us in instagram at Freakybookbees and email us at [email protected] with any book requests or just to talk!

A Wiccan priest is seduced by a cheerleader and armasexdon ensues and I recap it for y’all and my bestest mensch Dina. 😘

This week we have an older episode that we thought was lost to the nether realm! It took a lot of hunting around but I finally found her! We have a horny mannequin, a woman with a fun kink, and a laser. Tune in the get the full recap!

What do you do when your freezer breaks down?!? You call your local appliance supplier and get yourself an Icehotty 2000! Comes with all of the upgrades and mabye a frozen surprise or two! thank you to Missy Love for once again writing such poetic freezer porn! Tune in this week to get the full scoop!

Wizards and mountains and bridges and s***. Tune in for the full recap of You Shall Not Pass! (Withlut Sucking Me Off) Shout out to Author Missy Love for writing such erotic gold!

We get to join the mile high club this week and boy is it everything we have ever dreamed of and more!!! Planehoods and oxygen masks and Velcro oh! My! Tune in for a smutty recap with special guest Chuck and some fun side banter to boot! 😂🍆😘👅🫦🙌🏻🍑

This week we recap a story involving unconventional places to stick unconventional things (iykyk) 😂😜😘🍑🍆👃🏼👀

Sometimes the sleep demon just wants to lick your bootyhole. Tune in now to catch the full recap!!! 😂🍆❤️🍑👅😘🤪

Without giving anything away it’s wild and weird and we have more fun games and discussions in store with our return special guest Chuck! Tune in for the recap and more!!!

A lady dreams of tentacles in every imaginable way, we do a mad libs, and play a little would you rather with our special guest, Chuck!! Tune in for the full recap and play along with our games. 🙂❤️🍆🤪🫦👅

Guys this book was CRAZY. Girl meets guy girl bangs guy girl bang ghost it’s not what you expect! Tune in to this weeks episode for a full recap of INSANENESS!!! 😲💀😱🍆🍑♥️😘

Y’all this shag carpet puppet has a big ol’ furry dong and knows what to do with it. Check out this weeks episode complete with sick rhymes for the full recap! 😂😘♥️🍑🍆

Special episode brought to you by us! This week we talk about fan docs and what gets our boats floatin! Tune in and join the convo! ❤️🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾👯‍♀️🪩🪅

Guys we’ve talked about daddy issues before but this one is a real gem. Tune in for the recap!!!!! Come on give it a listen!

Girl meets boy, boy rejects girl, girl heartbroken and then kidnapped by gross ogres (unlike cool hulk ogres), girl saved by heart breaker, sexy times ensue. Tune in for the full recap!!!

Hot Hulk with tusks and a white tee gets freaky deeky with busty babe golddigger shrek style. Tune in for the full scoop and get the book babes!!!

Soooo hot giant boobied chick finds herself a sexy Rona man and together they make a Poxy man baby then have to put him out of his misery the only possible way…through the art of sweet sweet love making. Tune in for the full recap! 😂😘♥️🍆🦠

Y’all a chick has an epic duke then decides to marry it. Tune in to get the full recap!!! 😭😂😘♥️🍆💩🍕

In this episode we delve into the life of an extremely tall rock doctor and the giant green guy who sweeps her off her feet. 😘♥️😂😝🍆🍑🎆🥚

You know what they say…big hands…big feet…big…………tune in for the full recap! 😘😘😘 happy holidays and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!😂😘♥️🍆🍑🎄🎉🥳🍭

This is a different episode we discuss a few different books and the yes daddy’s that come along with them. Want to weigh in? Listen and comment! ❤️🫦🍆😘👅

Hot babe vs thick boiiii Santa. Get the full scoop here! Merry Christmas everyone!!! 🎄🎅❤️🍆🫦🥵😘

Bro prays to god for help with his impure thoughts while fondling some tig ol bitties. Check out the full recap on this weeks newly minted Taboo Tuesday episode! 😂😭😘♥️🍆🙏

So this time the raptor is real and so is the smexy time! Read it and weep people! Also check out the episode for the full recap! 😘♥️😂🤷‍♀️🤦🏻‍♂️🍆🦖

Apparently it’s “highly regulated” to sing in someone’s bootyhole…and very very time consuming. Get the full recap here folks! 😂🤣😭🍑🦄🤦🏻‍♂️♥️😘

We got a new jungle, some new vines and a few dangerous jungle animals for good measure. Tune in for the full recap!

We meet a new Halloween monster for our Halloween themed episode, he’s a grim reaper and has some kinky fun up his dead sleeve. Tune in to catch the full recap!

Y’all, there are unicorns, booties, sandy roller blades and more! Tune in and get the full scoop! It’s worth it I promise! 😂😘♥️🍆🦄🛼

Girl vs Three Horn. This land isn’t before time like you remember. Listen in and catch the recap! 😘♥️😂🦖🤷‍♀️

So the sex vines strike again but are also a man…but also still vines. 😂😘♥️🍆🍇

Flying butts and commitment issues, cloning body parts gone oh so right!😂♥️😘🍆🍑🐝

Guys…this one is really freaky and involves a sexy were-beaver and a totally not gay but gay dude. Tune in!!! 😂😭🤷‍♀️🍆♥️🦫

Lots of questions with this one but gingerbread man love rhyming and sexy stuff and ya gotta listen in to get the full scoop! 😂😘♥️🍪🍆🤷‍♀️

So title may be a bit misleading but essentially Dino lawyer helps sue dudes bootyhole. Lots of cheek slapping and tingly moments. Tune in for the full recap! 😂😭😘♥️🍆🤦🏻‍♂️

Shortest episode to date lol should have doubled it and I will next time but basically a stuffed bear has needs too!😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️🍆😘🧸

Guys…this one is just…ugh…just listen…but man it’s weird af. 😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️🍆👻🦈🐙🦖🎅🏻🎃♥️❤️👣

So genitals can be haunted and Sasquatch’s can be pirates and ghosts as well and combined the ghost ‘squatch haunts balls til they bang on ghosts ships. Like five of em guys it’s flippin crazy.

We don’t really know if the ghost is sexy…or a girl but probably they are and they turn dude into a lady and then hilarity and enlightening moments occur. 😂🤷‍♀️🍆♥️🤦🏻‍♂️👻

Christy is at it again but this time she’s hanging with a sexy watch and an invisible Siri. 🤷‍♀️😂😘🍆♥️⌚️🐙

A doctor megalodon and a man who probably didn’t jump him with a jet ski but for sure maybe didn’t have any pants on. True love is real!!!😂❤️😘🍆🦈🤷‍♀️

A witch, a sexy man pumpkin and lots of flavored “seed” if ya know what I mean. 😂😘❤️🍆🎃

A camera wearing girl wanders in the woods stumbles upon a wild scene that is in fact not caught on camera but it’s ok because her butthole feels better. 😂😘❤️🤦🏻‍♂️🍆👣

We finally get to see what happens when an astronaut and a space raptor hook up in front of the Dinosaur president who runs a planet with LOVE! *no unicorns were tortured for their tears to make this episode* 😂♥️😘🍆🤦🏻‍♂️❤️

Prequel to making it with a giant paperclip robot this one contains Tetris blocks with wangs and a belly full of block babies? Check it out for the full scoop! 😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️❤️🍆