Freaky Book Bees

We get some sad poopy closure…but then alas we get a weird Christmasy beginning! Warning: Porcelain and Real Santas used in the making of this hilariously awful book. 😂🎅🏻😭✌️🍆❤️

Now it’s a year later and there a court and a lawyer that makes no sense and some very inappropriate but apparently necessary love scenes. 😂🍆✌️❤️🤷‍♀️

Guys this story is…well it’s a choice. Not my fave Dino love book but I needed to recap it so you could feel just as effed up over it as me! So…your welcome tho. 😂😘❤️🍆🤷‍♀️

This chick is all about genitals…seriously says the word about 80 times in a 30 page book. This time Covid is mutated by diks and vginas. (Probably not spelled right but I digress.) She makes the usually terrible corona based decisions and pays the ultimate perfect breasted price. Part 3 in the Covid chronicles! 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🍆🤷‍♀️❤️

Bros…this guy comes from the future but he never left the past to sleep with a sexy computer monitor with a peen and solve world hunger. I cannot make this stuff up.

Ok this this is Rona part two for y’all, back by popular demand! 😂 basically part 2 of our first 4 part series. And this chick has a real fondness for hot dogs so be prepared for that…good thing the cure likes that…😂🍆❤️😘🤦🏻‍♂️

Three frisky ghost raptors show their freaky sides in a bloody fight/bang sesh for the ages. *bears not included* 😂🍆❤️😜

Peebo has a thing for big ships…if ya know what I mean…😜😜😜😂🍆❤️

This book was wack af and I didn’t hate it lol. A wizarding school shaped like a bunch of dicks and full of too hot to handle “teachers” who love the dong. Weird elf’s in leather daddy suits and jugs of wizard jizz. Seriously check it out! 😂😘🍆♥️

Seriously. She is making terrible decisions and lusting after an actual sickness but I still recapped it because it’s fucked up and that’s what I do. *trigger warning* episode is about a woman falling for the corona virus. If that’s a sensitive subject for you we understand and feel free to skip this episode! 😘❤️🍆

He said “It’s not gay if a boy Dino and a boy human have sex right?” Yes? Oh…well it’s a good one anyways so listen in people! 😂😘❤️🍆

An orgasmic chicken coop incident leads woman to seek additional pleasure with handsome alien with anal probe. Also she screams…A lot…thanks Megan.😘🍆♥️

Independent woman hates help unless it comes with a red hot paperclip boner. 😘🍆❤️

Man looking for simple life hacks to save him from balloon popping a-holes finds solace in the arms of a giant blue library card with a legit wiener. ***again so sorry about the fan in the back ground🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️*** Promise it’s worth a listen though!😘🍆❤️

Lovely lady loses her lumps to ambercrombie kid who definitely DOESN’T like dudes…really he doesn’t…no that is not a wiener in his lady parts…😇🍆🫦

Three gnomes love lickey loos and the garden lady who gives them. Dream or nah? You decide.

Muscular Mothman with toight buns throuples amazon addicted married couple. Lots of booty action included.

Sentient food lady seeks female companion to make sweet noodle based love and do lawyer things with.

A big ol’ penis gets itself in a mattressy situation with a sweet little princessy princess.

A not sequel but possible sequel to the other toaster story but not really because it’s definitely different… but weirdly the same 😂😂😂

A talk dark and handsome dino has a sweet meet cute with a topless cave chick just looking for a connection.

Dollar store JP finds love in the recesses of a poor innocent toaster who really just wants to make a damn bagel I’m sure. Follow us on instagram at freakybookbees and email us with requests or just to chat at [email protected]

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