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Football Cliches

Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger · Tom Whiter

283 episodesEN

Show overview

Football Cliches has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 283 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 250 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 44 min and 56 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 52 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 106 episodes published. Published by Tom Whiter.

Episodes
283
Running
2023–2026 · 3y
Median length
50 min
Cadence
Several per week

From the publisher

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Latest Episodes

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Fox-mode Fletch, Scottish limbo & Andy Burnham's one-on-one finishing

Jun 26, 202649 min

The Vamos epidemic, Lineker on ITV & accidental 90s trance in VAR announcements

Jun 23, 202659 min

England's beloved scoreline, Messi's scout badges & the hydration-break hand gesture

Jun 19, 202648 min

The BBC/ITV truce, World Cup life-bursting & Tina Turner's spot-kick record

Jun 15, 202647 min

Giant lanyards & England camp mood updates: The listeners' World Cup loves & hates

Jun 11, 20261h 0m

England's Florida scoreboard XI, niche FIFA metrics & watching the World Cup in 4D

Jun 9, 202651 min

The Football Cliches Quiz XXV: Cliches vs The England Pod

Jun 4, 20261h 42m

Stutter steps in Budapest, Switzerland on Saturdays & Keysey's final sign-off

Jun 2, 202645 min

The VAR-monitor jog & fans coming in peace: The listeners' loves & hates

May 27, 202651 min

Spurs circling the drain, European hangover defiance & farmers taking penalties

May 25, 202651 min

Unleash the Arsenal long-reads, Spygate super-schadenfreude & a Bundesliga hoax

May 20, 202646 min

Labour's laboured footballspeak, thumpable scorelines & penalty pop-ups

May 18, 202657 min

The Football Cliches Quiz XXIV: Cliches vs The Sweeper - The Rematch

May 13, 20261h 47m

Corner-kick chaos, a Premier League without a W & Joe Cole at the Ritz

May 11, 202651 min

The 9.75 role, Tom Hiddleston's Champions League mindset & the Faroese Andy Gray

May 7, 202646 min

The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades

May 5, 202649 min

Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates

Apr 30, 202649 min

Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes

Apr 27, 202642 min

Elite barbers' FPL advantage, the Collins-Tomkins dilemma & doing The Terrestrial

Apr 22, 202647 min

Lee Dixon on toast, “advantage City” & a commentator's Copacabana complex

Apr 20, 202646 min
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