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Football Cliches

Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger · Tom Whiter

298 episodesEN

Show overview

Football Cliches has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 298 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 260 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 44 min and 57 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 67 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 106 episodes published. Published by Tom Whiter.

Episodes
298
Running
2023–2026 · 3y
Median length
50 min
Cadence
Several per week

From the publisher

Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

Latest Episodes

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Counter-attack calculations, club nickname knowledge and Keys & Gray in 120 seconds

Aug 20, 202659 min

Community Shield coasting, breaking down a "bomba" & how to launch a football podcast

Aug 18, 202653 min

Rhyming clangers, David Seaman chuckles again & Keysey on a Lime bike

Aug 13, 20261h 2m

Carabao curtain-raising, regrettable stepping stones & FSV Bachmünden

Aug 10, 202651 min

Fearing for Fulham, goal celebrations in the shower & the Repatriation of Richard Keys

Aug 5, 20261h 12m

Money-grabbing gargoyles, John Stones' meta-knackered shoulder & Farmer Alan Shearer

Aug 4, 202654 min

Free Dreamland episode: The joy of watching football on holiday

Jul 29, 20261h 10m

Secondary goal celebrations & the "we talk about" epidemic: The listeners' loves & hates

Jul 23, 202654 min

Tom Cruise's FIFA-speak, Messi's grassing & the Pure World Cup 2026 XI

Jul 20, 20261h 18m

(Over)familiar failings, the freshest possible World Cup final & Luis Figo vs T. rex

Jul 16, 202654 min

A little bit all at sea, gyroscope magnitudes & Joe Cole on the pyramids

Jul 14, 202648 min

The Aguirre noise, lungbusting thresholds & the Penalty Miss XI

Jul 9, 202650 min

1,114 Dan Burns, retro World Cup controversy & the most unsatisfying noise of the tournament

Jul 6, 20261h 7m

The Boxpark backlash, unfinished Azteca business & the unluckiest World Cup score-avoider

Jul 3, 202656 min

A correct year for every last-32 game, Trumpian co-comms & breakfast with Sean Dyche

Jun 30, 202654 min

Fox-mode Fletch, Scottish limbo & Andy Burnham's one-on-one finishing

Jun 26, 202649 min

The Vamos epidemic, Lineker on ITV & accidental 90s trance in VAR announcements

Jun 23, 202659 min

England's beloved scoreline, Messi's scout badges & the hydration-break hand gesture

Jun 19, 202648 min

The BBC/ITV truce, World Cup life-bursting & Tina Turner's spot-kick record

Jun 15, 202647 min

Giant lanyards & England camp mood updates: The listeners' World Cup loves & hates

Jun 11, 20261h 0m
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