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Football Cliches

Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger · Tom Whiter

312 episodesEN

Show overview

Football Cliches has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 312 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 280 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a several-times-a-week cadence.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 44 min and 57 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed yesterday, with 81 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Tom Whiter.

Episodes
312
Running
2023–2026 · 3y
Median length
50 min
Cadence
Several per week

From the publisher

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The "Somehow Never Played For Abu Dhabi-Era Manchester City" XI

Oct 8, 20261h 20m

Throwing glass at Man City's window, tinpot national badges & a 10/10 commentator's curse

Oct 5, 20261h 3m

Unimaginative abuse, tactical whistling & circular red cards, with ex-referee Graham Scott

Oct 1, 20261h 18m

The non-emergency pod: Tainted vs stained, Polish adverbs & Andy Townsend's pub toilet

Sep 28, 202659 min

Co-commentator voice ID & performatively not interfering with play: The listeners' loves & hates

Sep 23, 202654 min

35.3% of Earth's land mass, Mourinho's printer & Martin Tyler's five-decade challenge

Sep 21, 202653 min

The Football Cliches Quiz XXVI: Cliches vs The Listeners

Sep 17, 20261h 27m

Offside contamination, yards of confidence & Drury's Down Under doppelganger

Sep 14, 202658 min

Late doors, John McGinn's trademark finish & accidental commentary football chants

Sep 10, 202647 min

Cliches Live in the sunshine, the Mike Dean content machine & ASMR in the EFL

Sep 7, 202643 min

The washed Sky Sports News, Horlicks FC & the Transfers That Feel So Right XI

Sep 3, 202653 min

Vomiting footballers & 30 years of the electronic sub board: The listeners' loves & hates

Aug 31, 202639 min

Sarcastic passes, tiny football studio furniture & the most un-booable position in an XI

Aug 26, 202651 min

Wake-up reality checks, cracked MOTD logos & the ultimate Puskas Award goal

Aug 24, 202659 min

Counter-attack calculations, club nickname knowledge and Keys & Gray in 120 seconds

Aug 20, 202659 min

Community Shield coasting, breaking down a "bomba" & how to launch a football podcast

Aug 18, 202653 min

Rhyming clangers, David Seaman chuckles again & Keysey on a Lime bike

Aug 13, 20261h 2m

Carabao curtain-raising, regrettable stepping stones & FSV Bachmünden

Aug 10, 202651 min

Fearing for Fulham, goal celebrations in the shower & the Repatriation of Richard Keys

Aug 5, 20261h 12m

Money-grabbing gargoyles, John Stones' meta-knackered shoulder & Farmer Alan Shearer

Aug 4, 202654 min
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