Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

Content warning: this chat discusses gender based violenceAction needs to be taken and fast on the national emergency that is domestic violence in Australia. This morning the team chatted with Criminologist Vincent Hurley who appeared on the viral Q&A episode from Monday night to talk further about the issue and what we can do as a society to change it. Family and Domestic Support Services: Full Stop Australia: 1800 385 578 1800 Respect: 1800 737 732 DV Connect Women's Line: 1800 811 811 13 YARN: 13 92 76 MensLine: 1300 789 978 Kids Helpline: 1800 55 1800 Headspace: 1800 650 890 Lifeline: 13 11 14 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bless Fitzy’s mother-in-law and her cotton socks, she’s shared a hilarious Facebook post with him over the weekend after her birthday to prove she’s still got it. Sharing a post from an ‘oldies’ Facebook group, Fitzy’s MIL is keen to remind us all of her youth and the youth of those born back in the day in the time of rock and roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After we all defined what a "ghosty" was, Kate started telling us a story of a conversation she had with a medium during a sad moment at a cafe. Resident skeptic Fitzy was not a fan but came around at idea of a ghost butler...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love men! A man has confessed to cheating on his girlfriend only moments before proposing to her, and for many years prior. But it doesn’t count right because it only counts once you put a ring on it. Anyway! We also give an update on Bonza airlines and the crazy bonza banana news that it’s gone into administration, plus we talk all about an Aussie kid who is now a millionaire after successful fishing trip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

According to psychologists, feeling a spark in your relationship isn’t always a good thing. In fact a lot of the time it’s dangerous. Kate shares that narcissists and sociopaths are more likely to make you feel like there’s a spark between the two of you and it’s how they suck you in. Yikes. Stay safe out there love birds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy was given a huge award over the weekend for his achievements in Little Athletics which doesn’t make sense because Fitzy is 7 foot tall. His sons were not impressed and spent the entire ceremony trying to slide down the stair railing or falling asleep. We love Hewie and Lenny but someone needs to let them know they are in the presence of athletic greatness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s so rich Wip trying to teach his kids manners and this restaurant knew it. Find out the hilarious way his teachings went wrong all thanks to the staff where they were dining for dinner. Plus our fave news reader queen Sandra Sully has made a hilarious blunder live on air we couldn’t let her get away with. And we’re obsessed with Baby Reindeer on Netflix and can’t wait to talk about it as much as poss – hence two podcasts on it in one day. Baby Reindeer fans unite! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baby Reindeer is the latest Netflix series taking over the world and going viral. It’s dark, funny and chilling and follows a comedian who is being stalked by a woman. We ask Australia’s favourite comedian and funny man Wil Anderson what he really thinks about the show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jade The Fur, the girl on the internet who is taking over for being what is known as a ‘furry.’ Would you be into your partner dressing up as a dog? We’re talking all about the weird and whacky hobbies your partner might have that you tolerate out of nothing but pure love. Woof. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How often do you shower? New studies are suggesting that showering twice a day isn’t good for you as it breaks down your skin barrier? Who knew?! Some people on our team are feeling gross if they don’t have two to three showers a day and some are just fine with the good old one shower routine, or no showers at all - no prizes for guessing who that could be. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wip’s wife Lisa left him at home with the kids over the last week of the school holidays to go on a health retreat and honestly good for you girl. While she was there, she received a very special massage that unlocked some trauma from her past including her wedding day? Hate to break it to you Wip dog but we don’t think she’s coming home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Sydney schools on camp have had students expelled over findings of drugs in pupils possession. It reminded us of all the crazy things that have gone on at school camps including a hilarious personal story from Wip. Plus we’ve got some major Titanic movie news we didn’t see coming and some hot celeb goss including Bon Jon Jovi’s marriage rules that include sleeping around. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this the worst disaster date story ever?! Kate reveals a truly horrific date story involving something to do with Red Rooster. Need we say more? Someone pass us a real chicko roll.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jess has taken over the Recap this week and it was a big week. Kate running late allowed us to see into another world where her and Alan Jones were a radio duo, let's be real that show is going straight to #1. The mighty return of Celeb Spotto and Kate has a...good one? We're still deciding. Resident psychic Fitzy starts telling the team their futures according to the Pink Full Moon this week and we had some amazing additions to Out of Context Kate as well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honestly we’re so glad he’s shared this with us because we have really needed a method to get out of conversations with him and didn’t know how to do it. We can’t wait to use his own dumb method against him in the future. Love you Wip Wips.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitz shared the news with us that more people in Australia are retiring early and dying with nothing in their bank accounts. Is Fitz about to join the pack and leave us to go and die early?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just to scare you in time for your weekends at home with your significant others, we’re revealing the signs that they’re not in love with ya anymore. Stay safe out there with your hearts! Plus we reveal the crazy heart rates Olympians have had during the games that will blow your mind. And to finish off the week we’ve got a ripper game of Riddle Time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honestly someone tell this man to stop doing anything ever. Wippa apparently catfished some girls in Europe by pretending he was a dolphin wrangler like Steve Irwin. His words, not ours. Kate reveals more crazy dating stories that you won’t believe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We promise we didn’t, but we do admit it is creepy how well the three of us predicted what Taylor’s songs would sound like on her brand new album The Tortured Poets Department. Now we’re Down Bad crying in the podcast studio over her latest release as we take you through all the best songs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you weren’t aware our studios are right near the Sydney fish markets and on the odd day, if not close to all days, there is a lovely fishy stench that wafts into our building. On a particularly hot day, the stench is even thicker and smellier. Kate has admitted that she has gone home smelling like fish and her loved ones aren’t happy about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fancy a cuppa and an Anzac biscuit? Kate had us all covered in the studio with her delicious Anzac biscuits and she shared the recipe with us lucky ducks. Plus have you ever been asked to pay a fee to attend a birthday party? We’ve got a crazy story of one Mum charging money to guests for her kid’s party. And ever heard of the term ‘lying flat’? Neither have we but Wippa wanted to try and explain this weird phenomenon to us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking about the funniest names that people have that match their job description. From Constable Constable who was a Constable, to Ben Box who worked at a funeral home, we’ve got the cream of the crop. Funny though Wippa’s name isn’t You Shouldn’t Be On Radio Wipfli? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a turn of events no one saw coming, not even the stars could’ve predicted, Fitzy’s got all the latest in astrology for us. From what star signs need to be careful about this upcoming ‘pink moon’, to what star signs will struggle in relationships this month, Fitz has got your back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of us were gritting our teeth and holding on for dear life during our Traffic Dating segment this morning. We honestly have no idea what was going on with the three guys that called up but they were well and truly duds and poor Priya had no choice but to pick the best of the worst bunch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve been debating whether this is hilarious or down right dumb. A video has gone viral on Brown Cardigan and our Instagram after a man was seen riding an ebike in the Sydney Harbour Tunnel and falling off after trying to change lanes. Plus we reveal why on earth Wippa was featured on Gogglebox and we talk about the crazy and extreme length of times people have had to wait for pain relief. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arj Barker, a mother and her baby have taken over the news cycle over the past 24 hours and if you have no idea what we’re talking about, welcome to BabyGate. Comedian Arj Barker asked a mother and her baby to leave his comedy show in Melbourne after the baby was disturbing the audience which has caused an uproar. Whose side are you on? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We will give you one hint: she’s blonde. In another ‘ohh that’s interesting’ segment Kate shares yet another celeb she’s seen in the wild. But unlike Teresa Palmer, this time the celeb is actually interesting and huge and worthy of a podcast break. Sorry Teresa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve all heard the horror stories of people nearly dying (or in some cases, actually dying) to grab the perfect shot for the gram. That happened for our very own Kate Ritchie on her holiday down to Victoria over the weekend. Plus Wippa wants to make a new beer and call it ‘Community Spirit’ for the weirdest reason and Fitzy’s got all the latest on Morgan Wallen’s chair throwing spat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s so much we don’t know about the drug Ozempic that has taken over the world. As time goes on, more and more shocking side effects are being revealed including one no one saw coming. Users of the drug are reporting they are now addicted to Ozempic and are needing to seek help to wean themselves off it including Kardashian clan member Scott Disick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Taylor expert of the team Kate Ritchie stepped in and stepped up this morning to help us break down what certain songs from The Tortured Poet’s Department are about. Wip had a lot to say about his fave ‘Fresh Out The Slammer’ and Fitzy had a lot to say about how he just wants the Taylor craze to go away now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

..or is it Octopuses?...We don't know but we got some detailed trivia on them. A Mexican 24 hour news service was meant to show footage of the Solar Eclipse and got a completely different kind of eclipse. And when hearing about some siblings that accidentally started e-dating each other Fitzy made some bold claims about seeing his own family nude...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody’s favourite hospitality Queen and reality television star Lisa Vanderpump joined us on the show to spill all the secrets about her new series Vanderpump Villa. We reveal the hilarious thing you didn’t hear us do before she joined us live on the air. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In terms of things we never want to see or hear about again, this is one of them. Wippa bought an ear wax cleaner that comes with a camera (because of course he did) and used it on Kate live on air. Talk about disgusting!!!!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us think it’s not and half of us think it is. It’s a murky grey area and we just think it’s better not to go there at all! Plus we reveal the kids with really deep voices that we are truly obsessed with like 16-year-old Oscar who sounds like a 65-year-old man. And Kate’s phone is dirty and disgusting so we had a serious chat with her about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queen of Farmer Wants A Wife wasted no time in delivering the best Rap Up Of The Week Of All Time. Samantha Armytage revealed all all the goss from the latest season of FWAW and also revealed during her rap the time she saw Fitzy in the nudey rudey... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Wippa to Fitzy to Kate to our producers – who is our personality hire? That being, the person who isn’t necessarily good at their job, but bring the vibes to the office. We all know a personality hire and God bless them we need them for our 9-5 survival. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From packing a little lunch box with cheese and an apple and setting off to run away, it’s hilarious when kids try to get back at their rents. So how did Fitz, Wip and Kate do just that back in the good old days? They reveal the funniest ways they tried to get revenge on the rents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s so gross we don’t even know where to begin. Fitz’s dog Beasty got scared in a van his wife BJ hired and thus the anal glands were well and truly released. Plus we’re talking all about the recent trend of the recession brunette. And we share a hilarious story about a family member accidentally internet dating his sister. Yikes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the craziest story we’ve heard today, a woman in Brazil has been arrested after bringing her deceased Uncle to the bank in a wheelchair to withdraw money from his account. At one point, she can be seen trying to get a pen into the dead man’s hand to sign a paper and when paramedics arrived, they determined the man had been dead for a few hours. WTF?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it an excessive cost to get two rooms for one holiday for you and your partner? Or is it a vibe to be able to have your own giant marshmallow bed? But what about snuggling and canoodlin?! We love a bit of pillow talk tbh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we await Taylor’s brand new album, The Tortured Poet’s Department, we are trying to stay calm and distract us with other topics to EduKate ourselves on. So for now we’re focusing on the truly crazy thing Kourtney Kardashian has been caught doing that truly us has going WTF? Plus we play a game as we go through other crazy Kardash headlines trying to figure out what on earth is going on down in Calabasas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courtney Love has also stated she thinks Swift is ‘not interesting.’ We will let you decide for yourselves if that is complete rubbish, which just to be clear, it is. Plus we reveal the worst tourist attractions from Sydney and around the globe – no surprise that Wippa desperately wants to visit one of them involving food. And a listener reveals the time she had Kate Ritchie over to her house which Kate has no memory of. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This can’t be true but it’s looking like it is. Vaping areas in schools are being considered as a ‘compassionate solution’ to help teens with their nicotine addiction. Apparently there’s science behind this and it will actually help the teens stop munching on the strawberry kiwi ice blasts for good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unfortunate cafe owner has done the unimaginable and lost her engagement diamond from her engagement ring, (worth a casual $10,000) and says its fallen into the cookie dough and accidentally making the most expensive choc chip cookie you'll ever eat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate got an Uber recently and had the most hilarious blunder with her driver when he mistook Wippa for someone else. Plus we’re having serious fomo not being at Coachella, but tbh we’re happy sitting at home after hearing about the insane food prices. And where have you been secretly working from home from? We go through the best places people are secretly pretending to get the job done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our fave Joel Creasey dropped a huge drive show bombshell while on air with us this morning. Talking with Kate about mems from the arvo days, Kate and Joel let the secret slip that has never been heard before. We love this man to bits, thanks for the goss Joel! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have officially found the funniest and dumbest Karen moment of all time. A lady in the UK became enraged when a man was parked outside the retirement home where she works because he looked ‘suspicious’ and the fight that ensued is utterly hilarious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is that the best work perk and gift ever?! It’s pretty hard to beat. Plus Fitzy shares a hilarious story from Lenny’s birthday party over the weekend that broke his heart and we’ve got an incredible flirting technique for you to try that actually works. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Radio newsreader Michelle Stephenson is reporting live from Bondi Junction this morning. Michelle describes how devastated the entire community is from Saturday’s horrific events, including her friend whose 16-year-old daughter works at Lululemon and had to step over bodies as she was evacuated from Bondi Junction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the horrific attack on innocent civilians in Bondi Junction over the weekend, we are speaking to some of the witnesses who saw the events take place. Yohan works at a luggage store who had to lock himself inside with shoppers as they hid and prayed for safety as gunshots rang out throughout the mall. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.