Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

What a week! This week we tried to break a world record but failed but it was okay because we did it for the vibes and the content. Kate attempted to pop the most balloons in 30 seconds using just her bum and it was nothing short of hilarious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love it when Fitz & Wip get roasted during Rap Up Of The Week but it’s even better when it’s coming from the kids of Sydney. This week we’ve got little legends Honor and Finn taking on the boys to give them a run for their money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s like the Honey Badger season of The Bachelor all over again. Not impressed with the options presented to her (and tbh we don’t blame her) it was a very awkward Traffic Dating segment this morning where Annaliese didn’t want to pick anyone who called in. Plus Keith Urban has made a v emotional confession about wife Nicole at an award show over saying that he almost blew thier marriage to smithereens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s what every Home & Away fan has been wanting since Kate left the bay. Kate’s been away filming something super exciting and we’re desperately trying to find out where and what she’s been up to. In an exclusive Kate reveals if she’s officially going back to Summer Bay to revive her role as Sally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GWS boy Harry Himmelberg has announced he’s having a baby with his fiancé. Here to talk all about the AFL, Harry tells us who he thinks will take out the big trophy at the end of this season, who he’s scared of and how he thinks his team is really doing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia’s fave man Jack Karlson known for his ‘succulent chinese meal’ and ‘democracy manifest’ is speaking out for the first time since his iconically hilarious arrest back in the 90s. We’re so glad he chose us to break his silence with over some sweet and sour pork. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the one thing that we think we can all agree is completely unAustralian and a disgrace. This is the most unAustralian thing you can do – it’s not passing up a sausage sandwich from Bunnings or eating a meat pie with a knife and fork, it’s something even worse... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s giving iconic and hilarious. A true Aussie battler has tampered with his number plate to try and get around the expensive requirements needed to do mainies. Plus we’ve got the latest update on Justin Timberlake’s arrest for drink driving and Snoop Dogg’s marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okaaaay what????? Ari G has been torn to pieces by the internet after slipping into her real voice mid interview. Laughing and talking at a normal sounding ocatve, Ariana then realizes what she’s done and slips back into her high pitch tone leaving all of us stunned and conufsed af. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are shaking in our little Swiftie boots. Joe Alwyn finally broke his silence on his breakup with Taylor Swift after 6 years and dropped a huge bombshell. We honestly can’t believe this but Joe has confirmed that The Black Dog from The Tortured Poet’s Department deemed to be about him, is actually not. We reveal what he said and who we now think the song could actually be about and why. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you imagine a world without Grant Denyer in it? We don’t want to tbh. Grant told us the craziest and scariest story about his brush with death after a skydiving stunt on live television went horribly awry! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrick from Offspring to Maggie Doyle from Blue Heelers we’re going through the most traumatic Aussie TV deaths that shaped us. Plus we’ve just realized that we have been saying Temu wrong this whole time, which is embarrassing because we’ve been saying it a LOT. And a woman has rejected over 5000 date offers for one, or should we say one million, reasons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We attempted to break the world record for the most balloons popped with a person’s bum in 30 seconds. Kate unfortunately got the task of being the bum and the rest of the team got the task of blowing up the balloons. So did Kate break the world record?! There was a lot of squattin and a lot of poppin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s everyone’s worst nightmare – getting caught watching something naughty. You’d hope to leave that in your teenage years but for Kate she was busted on a flight recently watching something a little bit racy. And do you want to live forever? Wippa does and has a plan on how he’s going to get there but we’re not entirely sure it’s going to work out for him... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We shouldn’t laugh but we are. A famous singer out of the US has been put in a strait-jacket after the hospital didn’t believe he was really who he was saying he was. In his filed lawsuit said celeb said he told staffers about security concerns due to fans and stalkers but that made the hospital staff think he was mentally ill, restrained him and ordered a psychiatric evaluation. SOS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s everyone’s worst nightmare – getting caught watching something naughty. You’d hope to leave that in your teenage years but for Kate she was busted on a flight recently watching something a little bit racy. And do you want to live forever? Wippa does and has a plan on how he’s going to get there but we’re not entirely sure it’s going to work out for him... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Tones & I and now we love her brother. Releasing her brand new song ‘Dance With Me’ today, Tones let us in on a little family secret. She reveals the super cute thing he does every night before she goes on stage that made us go awwww. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The icon and legend Tracy Grimshaw is back on our screens with her brand new show ‘Do You Want To Live Forever?’ Tracy revealed the wild and crazy stories from filming including how scientists believe the person who will live to be 150 years old, has already been born. We can safely say that person won’t be Wip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pardon???? Wippa shares the craziest story about his son Ted who claims he is Princess Diana reincarnated. When Ted was two-years-old he told his Dad he died in a tunnel in Paris and wanted to go back to visit the tunnel... Talk about spooky. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In major Swiftie news, Joe Alwyn has finally spoken publicly for the first time since his split with Taylor Swift. ICYMI the pair dated for six years and is heavily referenced in Taylor’s new The Tortured Poet’s Department album. So what did he have to say about Tay? He better be respectful af or us Swifties are going to come for him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s been a very hard week for all of us without Kate here. The team is fighting and order desperately needs to be restored. Hear the week that was without our guiding light and mother hen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aussie comedian Urzila Carlson reveals that Amy Schumer slid into her DMs and what exactly it was she said. We love the iconic comedian goss! Plus Urzila stuck around and filled in for Kate to play a round of I’m Still Standing with the boys. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you haven’t heard of Sooshi Mango, where the bloody hell have you been?! These boys are taking over the globe dressed as Nonna’s creating hilarious content. With over 3.5 million followers, these boys are hitting huge audiences. We were lucky enough to have the Nonna’s come in to rap against the boys and really show them how it’s done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re all for loving our furry friends, but is spending money on getting a personal trainer for your pet absolutely insane? Plus a streaker has gone viral after thinking they’d made it across the pitch only to get tased in front of everyone. And we’ve got another hilariously good round of Riddle Time for you to play along with to kick off your weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That’s a little bit too Neighbourly for our liking. An Aussie Neighbours star is making headlines for writing a v large cheque to support Trump and UK leader Nigel Farage at her own fundraiser for Donald Trump in London. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitz & Wip are outraged about having to pay for their kids friends on play dates. From chicken burgers to sushi to movies, enough is enough. Should the other parent be giving their kid money to take on a play date as common courtesy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huh? Look like Billy’s got an achy breaky heart! We reveal why Billy Ray Cyrus is citing fraud as the reason for his split from Aussie wife Firerose after only seven months of marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We should be more respectful of this but we just can’t be. Professional hobby horsing is a thing and one girl has gone viral for trying to prove that it’s super tough and hard work and she’s an athlete too. Plus girls everywhere are finally interested in the Roman Empire after photos emerged of Paul Mescal filming for Gladiator 2. However Russell Crowe has revealed he is not so happy about the sequel after not being asked to be involved... Is he not entertained?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Aussie toddler fell five storeys from an apartment block in Neutral Bay in Sydney and somehow lived to tell the tale. Oscar, now an adult, is sharing his story on how on EARTH he survived the fall and how it’s affected his body and brain in the years since.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy reveals that women are fed up with the dating scene so much, they're planning on ditching it all together. That's right, the 'boy sober' dating trend is here and ruled by no dates, no hook-ups and no exes.... Wippa motivates the team with an inspirational speech from Roger Federer and we reminisce on some great Aussie TV shows that have been axed. Plus, is this the most wild sneeze injury you've ever heard?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor Kevin Spacey has made shocking revelations during a tell-all interview with Piers Morgan. The star revealed he's "lost his home" along with millions of dollars and dropped a bombshell about his past inappropriate behaviour with others.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Opposition leader Peter Dutton dropped by the studio to show his support for the 36 months campaign and its mission to raise the threshold for social media citizenship from 13 to 16 - 36 months. Dutton also reveals how he would prioritise the campaign if he was elected as the next Prime Minister. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matildas goal-keeper Mackenzie Arnold joined us this morning to celebrate her new collaboration with Youfoodz. The superstar goalie also revealed why the Matildas won't be in attendance at the Opening Ceremony at The Olympics and told us if she's considering an Olympic-themed tattoo....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitz's had another school pick-up shocker, only this time around he forgot someone else's kid! Does Lenny's friend, Jessie cover for him and tell a cheeky lie?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Mark Watson has shared a rather interesting conversation he overheard between Swifties on their way to Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour in the UK. Fitzy is baffled but Wippa on the other hand....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa's trip to the IMAX with his kids took an unexpected turn, when he spotted a man and woman fully naked standing at the window of their hotel... Speaking of disasters, Fitzy shares a Mascot incident that took place at a Sydney Swans game and Wippa reminisces on a tiger suit fail of his own. Plus, we ask the question: Did you pick up at a funeral?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV presenter, Doctor and friend of the show, Michael Mosley has sadly died. Reports suggest that Mosley passed away from natural causes, after his body was found on the Greek Island of Simi. The Fitzy & Wippa with Kate Ritchie show celebrate Michael's life and send their love to his family and friends.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week has been a big one – but the best part of our week was how many bits we got to add to our Out Of Context Kate collection. Kate was well and truly on fire with her accidental innuendos this week and we’ve wrapped them all up for you in this podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking about the worst Facebook scams of all time, including when Fitz got scammed over the weekend. Poor Fitz was just wanting to buy a couch for his mate! We got some of the best calls we’ve ever had about scams on Taylor Swift tickets, furniture and even an Audi. Beware of Facebook Marketplace, enter at your own risk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the most extreme you've gone to get that perfect job? We heard about sending gifts, skywriting and even hiring a mariachi band!? The topic being inspired by a man got his interviewer the hottest tickets in town, would you hire him?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa read Lisa’s diary and unfortunately found something written about him that was a bit upsetting. We hope they can sort it out. Plus we’re talking about Kim Kardashian being roasted and how it is kind of the best thing ever. Kardashian fans please don’t come for us. And our Riddle Time was on fire today – can you guess the answers to these riddles quicker than Fitzy can score five on debut? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s their smallest opponent yet, but the biggest challenge. Fitzy & Wippa rap against two kids from the burbs’ of Sydney and it’s safe to say, these kids absolutely took the boys back to school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking about how some bathrooms in houses don’t have any doors on them and like, what’s up with that? Do people really enjoy taking a leak with everyone listening? Wippa shares the hilarious story of how he once left Lisa alone in a hotel room to take a big old dumpy dump in a hotel lobby at 3am.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because Wippa is the King of social media and love, he’s here to tell you and explain to you what it really means when your date doesn’t reply to your text. Doesn’t matter if it’s the day after, a week later, or if they completely ghost you – Wip reveals the hard truth we all don’t want to hear. * Please take all his advice with a very large grain of salt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’d say its Fitz but we think Lenny and Hewie would disagree. Fitz’s boys have been fighting more often lately and Hewie finally used his secret weapon on Lenny and it did not go down well. Plus ever had a house-guest overstay their welcome? Nothing could be worse. Speaking of, thanks for being apart of the team Tommy we can’t believe it’s your last day on Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Simon Cowell the creator and almighty father of One Direction is on the hunt for his next big thing – a new boy band to steal the hearts of millions of teens around the world. Are we really ready for another One Direction? Is it even possible to create another boy band as big? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re all looking for green flags when it comes to a new relationship. From putting the toilet seat down, to you know, just general basic respect, there’s so many things that make us feel confident in the person we’re dating. These however are possibly the weirdest green flags that people are known to look for in a new partner and we’re not sure we agree with all of them... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just another wholesome podcast episode for you. Here’s your friendly reminder to check your bowels for bowel cancer from our mate Dr Andrew Rochford. He even wore a mustard/tan/brown coloured jacket to keep on theme. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talk about I hate Mondays! A group of office workers decided to prank their mate who as asleep at his desk by taking selfies with him and scaring him to wake him up, only to discover he had passed away... How did this even happen?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa said ‘women are attracted to money, and men are attracted to looks.’ Lord help us with this episode. Is it true that women are only after one thing? A finance bro? And do men only care about looks? Please tell us it’s not true. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.