Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

We’re putting the official call out to all of you to come and join Kate’s soccer team. We don’t know what we’re calling it yet but we have a feeling it’ll be better than the Matilda’s but you didn’t hear it from us. Head to our socials to enter your details on our story. Plus Brodie Grundy from the Swans is in ahead of the Swannies home game this weekend and to explain their thrashing last week. And we’ve got another epic round of Riddle Time for you that’ll keep you guessing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we surprised Kate with the chance to reprise the role of her character Sally Fletcher from Home & Away. But we seemed to have made a giant error which so many of you pointed out to us on social media after revealing how it all went down. This is our official apology and explanation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a Mildura man was found trying to enter the Gold Coast with $830,000 we decided to ask you what the biggest amount of cash you've had on you. Kate was making a bit too. many jokes about what she would do if she had that much cash on her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is wild. A teen from Scarborough has run away from home and then was found safely...partying it up at a nightclub in Bali! Later we heard from Liz who was on a family holiday and decided to run away with her sister from Rome and ended up skiing in Austria. What!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha is in studio! She tells us about some of her vices, surviving a tornado, performs her hit track Austin (Boots Stop Workin') and somehow Wippa ended up trying on her belt...surprise, surprise it didn't fit. For all the millennials we cover all the latest goss from Baby Spice's financial troubles and ask the important Olympics question, just where is Nikki Webster now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The age old question, can men and women be friends without ulterior motives? We dive deep into this as a story of a wife being sus on certain messages her husband has been getting from a colleague. We. Want. All. The. Tea!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Angus & Julia Stone and we can’t wait to host their Red Room performance in August. Julia surprised a fan live on air while we were giving away tickets this morning and it was a truly iconic moment in Aussie music history. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is our worst nightmare. Keep your nudes locked and loaded to text message only people. One office worker has accidentally sent a nude over work email and opened it in the office for everyone to see. We’d pack up and quit at that point tbh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating app eHarmony has released a series of new ads surrounding the theme ‘get who gets you.’ But who decided that sexy pimple popping was a good idea?! The couple in the ad are shown getting a bit steamy and saucy as they help pop a pimple for each other. Whatever floats your boat we guess! We’re not here to judge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate’s favourite singer Lily Allen has revealed that she doesn’t know how to one very basic adult task. She should definitely know how to do this but we’ll let it slide because we love her so much. Are you like Lily and failing a little bit at adulting? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This year Andy Lee is up for the Gold Logie for the first time ever. We couldn’t be prouder of him and as a special friend of the show we want nothing but for him to win. Wip’s figured out a way to make that happen by rigging the votes after he did it for Hamish Blake a few years ago... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love Lisa but we don’t know if we can fully support her theory about how to support the health of plants and trees as it’s all a bit cuckoo... Plus Kate shared a heartwarming story about her and Mae’s newfound love of Harry Potter and what Mae said to her over the holidays.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had Dominic Perrotett in after announcing his retirement from politics and his next move to Washington DC. In typical rogue Wippa fashion, Wip revealed why he gifted Dom a giant chainsaw as a way to say thank you... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What iconic yet weird item signed by both Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe has gone to auction dating way back to the early 2000s? It didn’t sell for as much money as it was thought to but we’re still obsessed with this piece of Aussie celeb history. Are you not entertained?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are drones the new best way to catch a cheater? Apparently so! One man in the US has used his drone to follow his wife and find her cheating on him with his boss in the woods... Creepy or practical? Plus we’re chatting to icon and legend Ben Cousins after his debut on Dancing With The Stars Australia. And Fitzy’s revealed that one of his boys has tried to hide his report card after some dismal marks... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In breaking news this morning US President Joe Biden is ending his re-election bid and pulling out of this year's presidential race. He has thrown his support behind Vice-President Kamala Harris. And we cross to 7news US Correspondent David Woiwood about all the latest from on the ground on this breaking newsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He really thought we were cranking the Miles Davis tunes on Nova 96.9, Smooth is down the hall buddy. This week was chaotic as per usual and we loved every minute, so if you missed any of our cracking radio show you can catch up on it right here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brother eeeeuuugh. We appreciate the honesty though Fitz. We’re talking about the way that men are completely inept at breaking up with someone properly due to their lack of emotional intelligence. For all the ladies out there, when did you realize it was over with your partner before they actually gave the relo the snip? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In The Heights the musical is officially on at the Sydney Opera House! The stars of the show came and gave Fitz and Wip a run for their money with their rap. It’s always doomsday when we get proper musically talented people come in – the guys really had no chance of survival with this one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It might not be what you think but Kate is revealing the one regret she has in life and Fitz as always is making us crack up during, what was supposed to be, a heartfelt chat. Plus the NSW Blues have revealed their victory song and it’s... unique. And we had a cracker of a Riddle Time today with Wip stumping us with one of the hardest ones yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wip’s daughter Francesca damaged a taxi earlier this week in truly the most horrific and disgusting way ever causing Wip and Lisa to fork out a hefty fee to get it all fixed. Who knew a 4-year-old was capable of so much destruction?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you feel if your new partner wanted to name your baby together after their ex? Is it giving weird, gross and just plain wrong? Or is a name just a name and everyone needs to get over themselves? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who ever thought this was a good idea? Over the break Wip went to Port Douglas with the fam and had an unfortunate run in with his ex, her husband and her kids – so why didn’t he leave it there?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quite literally Kate ate sh*t. Unfortunately, when drinking her morning coffee someone left a little present that went into her mouth by mistake, and now we wish we could unhear this story. Then we opened up the lines to ask what’s the worst thing you’ve ever had in your mouth and you can imagine how that chat went down. Plus we’ve got all the latest from the State of Origin win last night for the Blues and Fitzy tells a hilarious story about Hewie’s first job. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The capsules are in Sydney going for $250 a week with communal bathroom, kitchen and lounge area but your beds are in little pods. Would you do this? And has the rental crisis in Sydney gotten out of hand?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These two should not be allowed in a room together anymore but we live for the vibes. David Walliams was in his usual fine form, being cheeky and flirty and hilarious but did he fly too close to the sun when he made fun at Kate’s marriage? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australia’s first female astronaut Katherine Bennell-Pegg joined us to answer all our crazy questions about space. From how do you go to the toilet to revealing that they do practise zero gravity flights in planes by dropping thousands of feet – this was truly our coolest chat EVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all remember our first rap song filled with naughty words we learned as kids. Fitz’s son Lenny has been sent home from school after learning every word to a super naughty rap song but not really knowing what it means. Plus Paul Gallen joins us ahead of the deciding State Of Origin game tonight and Kate’s got a crazy and hilarious story she overheard in the makeup chair in the studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tenacious D have cancelled the remainder of their Australian tour. The cancelled tour comes after the group played two shows in Sydney, where Jack Black presented bandmate Kyle Gass with a birthday cake on stage. When asked to make a wish, Gass made a joke about Trump’s attempted assassination that has caused fierce backlash. Yikes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman in the US has gone viral for the extreme way she got a date to leave her house after realising she didn’t like him. It involves lights and sirens and screaming on the front lawn. We love a girly pop with social anxiety so severe she’s more comfortable calling 911. We are truly dying at this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ICYMI Fitzy was living it up in Fiji over the break, but unfortunately ran into the rudest and worst hotel guest of all time. Unlucky for him, but lucky for us because it makes for a great story. Plus we’ve got the craziest cheating text message reveal ever and Wippa thinks its the woman’s fault if a man is going to cheat which made for a heated af debate in the studio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only days after the assassination attempt, Trump has announced his Vice President candidate as Ohio senator JD Vance. No surprises that since this announcement everything's already gone a bit t*ts up. JD Vance has been caught saying Trump is ‘an idiot’, a ‘cynical a**hole’ and even ‘America’s Hitler.’ Yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queen of Pop Kylie Minogue joined us live and revealed what it was really like to kiss Jason Donovan all those years ago on Neighbours. Plus what dream of Kylie’s has only just happened and why is she so grateful for it?! And no, it’s not getting to talk to Wippa in an interview despite what he might tell you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What could it be?! Wip shared a hilarious video of Nicole Kidman that’s going viral of her answering questions with Marie Claire magazine where she declares ‘every woman should try this’ and ‘way more than once’. We will let your own minds wander as to what the answer could possibly be... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a reason the big dog likes to run miles and miles – Fitzy’s figured out it’s because he’s running from the ladies. We’re always wanting to help Nedd ahead of his next big run so we’ve decided to bring in some girly pops to keep his spirits high. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No hate to the listeners with lisps out there but Wippa and Lisa can’t stop laughing at you guys. A huge apology on behalf of us for their behaviour over the weekend at a restaurant to the poor waiter with the lisp who got caught in their prankster crossfire. Plus Jess Mauboy joins us to get fired up for the Olympics with her brand new song ready to pump up our Aussie athletes. And have you had a near death experience? We chat to some callers with some crazy near death experiences, including being shot in a terrorist attack. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have all the latest updates on the attempted assassination of Donald Trump straight from the US, including the shooter’s motives and background. Plus we replay the chilling audio of the BBC showing the shooter climbing a building minutes before the attempt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa has a bunch. From scratching his back up against every surface and offering us half eaten donuts we get sent, he has some weird ass ways to say I love you. Plus have you ever talked to a ghost?! We have the craziest story about a woman who literally really and truly spoke to one and lived to tell the tale. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all have a love/hate relo with Facebook Marketplace and Fitz has just fallen victim to the latest scam. Plus we’ve got a super juicy cheating story we know you’re going to love and another super juicy story about a date lying about their profession. We love relationship chaos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our social media queen and co-host of EduKate Lizzie is bringing you her fave bits from the show so far this year! Don’t be afraid to drop her a DM on our socials to say hi!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't worry if you can't because Kate Ritchie is here to EduKate (shameless plug for our other podcast, please go give it a listen). We bond over our annoyance of "work braggers" and Wippa shares an interesting massage story that his wife went through...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We always love it when Fitzy shares a story from home, where it be his son Lenny taking center-stage or an animal running loose in the Fitzgerald house, you can tell why Fitzy has chosen these bits for his favourite of the year so far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s nothing like Aussie number plates and man we’ve seen some doozies. Fitz thinks he might have found the most insane one yet. Plus does your partner’s hobby make you feel lonely and worse yet, bored? Imagine being married to Wip whose fave hobby is writing erotic fiction... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chae, or as we like to call him, Chae Chae, is revealing his fave bits from the show recently including his fave videos he’s made for socials, including the very steaaaaamy night at the Singles Ball. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We uncover what maybe our favourite A Current Affair story of the year, Attack of the Poo Bandit! Is the infamous Sam Neil flirting with our very own Kate Ritchie? You decide, and we also hear the most insane e-dating disaster story...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Running the desk and master producer Jess takes us through her favourite bits of the year so far, including some cringe-worthy work conferences and Kate finding an old Radio 101 book her Dad gifted her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy keeps us young and hip and fresh by relaying memes his sons have shown him. If you haven’t heard of the ‘Brother eeeughh’ meme – where have you been? Plus Jim Jefferies joins us with some hilariously inappropriate jokes and Wippa shares a hilarious story about his sons listening to rap music at a fancy ass restaurant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Tommy’s last day! Our EP Tim is revealing his fave bits from the show and they are so funny just like him!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the top signs you should look out for if you’re suss af that your partner might be cheating. Share this podcast with a mate to save a life. Plus Kate shares a hilarious date story she’s never told before and Wil Anderson joins us and as per usual, brings all the lols. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The handsome and lovely producer Oli is here in a special edition of the podcast to reveal his favourite moments from the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.