Fitzy, Wippa & Kate

Flowers and chocolates are great, but some people take “I love you” to strange new levels. We go through some of the weirdest, most over-the-top, and downright bizarre ways people express their affection. For example, Wippa thinks his love language is complaining. We’ve had enough of that mate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clickbait strikes again! Fitzy fell for a Facebook scam, and his wallet paid the price. He shares what happened so you don’t make the same mistake – and trust us, it’s as painful as it is funny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A relaxing massage? Not for Wippa. What started as a simple attempt to unwind quickly turned awkward, painful, and absolutely hilarious. We absolutely love this cringe-worthy tale of relaxation gone wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Santa’s watching,” “this food is too spicy for you,” and “the Wi-Fi’s broken.” We’ve all told kids a harmless fib or two, but some parents take it to the next level. We unpack the funniest lies we’ve all told and why sometimes, a little lie goes a long way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jess is our host and we’re playing a game of ‘Who Said That?’ We guess who said what crazy line from the show last year out of Fitz, Wip and Kate and some of them are more surprising than we think. How many can us producers get right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The comedian, author, and all-around funny guy David Walliams joined us, and things got extremely R rated. From laugh-out-loud stories to moments we can barely believe, this is one interview you won’t want to miss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The texts, the weird excuses, the sudden new “gym schedule.” We share the biggest red flags when it comes to cheating and reveal how people really caught their partners in the act. Spoiler alert: It’s never subtle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playgrounds are out – vaping corners are in. We tackle the bizarre rise of schools creating “vaping zones” and ask: Are we helping, or just making things worse? Parents, you’re going to want to hear this. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The weight-loss drug that’s got everyone talking – but is it getting out of hand? We unpack the growing obsession with Ozempic, the people hooked on it, and whether the hype is worth it (or just a sign we all need to relax). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ozempic is officially banned next year! Plus we might have to all agree it’s officially time to say goodbye to the return of mullets – it’s time to say goodbye to the trends we didn’t even ask for. We look back at 2024’s strangest fashion, food, and lifestyle crazes that definitely won’t make it into next year. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So of course, Oli gets the award for worst and most annoying team member! Just kiddddding, we love each other all very much. We’re going through some of the best moments from the year and handing out awards to the biggest complainer, the worst idea that made it to air, the best burn, and the best listener. Could it be you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Sure, you can borrow it!” Famous last words. We share stories of borrowing gone so wrong, from shattered to dented to stinky. What happens next? The awkward “hey, so…” conversation. Loves it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know that awkward moment when someone thinks they’ve ended the call... but they haven’t? We dive into the most shocking, hilarious, and downright cringeworthy things people accidentally overheard after the phone was supposed to go silent. Warning: you’ll think twice before hanging up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you work in a bakery, you smell like bread. A mechanic? Oil and grease. But some jobs leave… well, unique scents behind. For example, we all leave here smelling like Kate’s Manuka honey and Fitz and Wip’s B.O every day. We chat about the unmistakable smells of work, and why some people’s careers are truly written all over them (or at least in their scent). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Santa’s not the only one putting in a shift on Christmas! We are live, full of festive chaos, and ready to bring the holiday laughs straight to your ears. Forget the leftover ham – this is the perfect way to kick back and enjoy the big day with us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinsel? Check. Lights? Check. Bad vibes? Oh, definitely check. Wip shares the most horrifying story about how he found something DEAD in his Christmas tree and all of us wanna vom. Is it cursed, or just a tree with a bad attitude?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry Chrissy from your fave off air team!! Us producers go through the naughtiest and nicest members of the team and what exactly what it was that they did to deserve those rankings. From Wippa not making Lizzie coffees, to Kate’s lovely gifts for Jess, we are well and truly spilling the tea about what really goes on around here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all know that person. They swear it’s “better for their skin” or “natural,” but let’s be real – they smell like they wrestled a bin. We dive into the dirty details of why some people avoid showers and share stories that’ll make you grateful for soap and water. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a trip down memory lane as Kate reunites with Aussie country music legend Troy Cassar-Daley! From laughs about the good old days to behind-the-scenes stories you’ve never heard before, this heartfelt catch-up is packed with music, memories, and a few surprises along the way.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Betrayal, drama, and a plot twist no one saw coming – we dive into the wildest, messiest, and most jaw-dropping cheating story ever shared by a caller on our show. Buckle up – it’s a rollercoaster of bad decisions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love this man and he’s here to co-host today’s episode in his Lululemon undies!! Wip’s got his on too but no one cares about that. Plus we’re all things BOTCHED. We love a good plastic surgery story gone wrong and also when they go right. Anyone seen Lindsay Lohan at the moment? Slay.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because that’s what we all want right? We’ve got the ultimate list of how to make that certain someone in your life obsessed with you over the holiday season and hopefully give you a little smooch under the mistletoe!! Plus we’ve got a hilarious story on what not to in a relationship and Wip definitely needs to take some notes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate, Lizzie and Jess are rounding out 2024 with a pop culture quiz. Has Kate been listening as we've EduKated her this year? How many can you get right listening at home? Enjoy! Love the EduKate girlies X See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the final Producer Pod of the year (before we dive into our special Christmas episodes) and we are ripping into each other! We’re all existing on 3 hours sleep and are spreading the hate around. Just jokes, we really love each other and have had a great year and are sharing some of our fave moments together.   P.S Oli stop eating Lizzie’s cashews.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’ve been unlucky enough to have to dabble in dating apps, you know how heinous it is. From fish photos, to people lying about their height and age, it’s truly the worst. Kate shares some of the hilariously bad experiences had on dating apps.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're taking an emotional and hilarious walk down memory lane and reflecting on everything we've done this year so far. We'd forgotten half this stuff to be honest, but listening back we want to thank you for the best year ever and all of the moments we shared together. Here's our 2024 in review! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever noticed how certain family members magically "forget" their wallets when it’s time to chip in for Christmas lunch?  Aunt Carol’s bringing that fruitcake no one eats, while Uncle Greg’s conveniently ‘in charge of jokes.’ We’ve got one final Riddle Time for you and it is our best YET – Wippa made us write that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fitzy has been obsessed with something super niche and weird in Sydney. And no it’s not the Adelaide Crows. He couldn’t wait to tell us about his latest interest and to be honest at this time of year it was hard for us to even be remotely interested. Bless him.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Still struggling on what to get your family members for Christmas? Kate’s got the best gift rec EVER that will provide hours and hours of fun. If you can’t detect our sarcasm then it’s clearly been a big year for you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh to be Hamish Blake. Our old mate revealed that the only work he does in a year is about two months of work and then gets to relax and vibe out. Sign us up to be the host of Lego Masters any day.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this too mean of us? We’ve got another round of pros and cons up our sleeves and with each one that passes by we are getting more and more ruthless. Today we decided our caller should break up with her partner because he shaves his legs. Are we too mean?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay well then we’re all getting fired because who isn’t stressed at this time of year?!??! This is the most insane story ever we almost can’t believe it’s real. Plus we go through the top Google searches of 2024 and guess who the most googled celeb was?! It’s not Wippa even though he might think so.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve all seen and heard of Michael Usher’s incredibly awkward and terrible interview with Duchess of York’s Sarah Ferguson. But what we haven’t heard is what happened after and Michael finally spoke out about it this morning in an exclusive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves Bec Hewitt, and earlier in the week Kate let it slip that the Hewitt’s keep their Christmas tree up all year because Bec is too lazy to take it down. Bec came in hot this morning to fight back on those claims and we love her for it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favourite vet and television host Chris Brown joined us just in time to give us a Christmas cuddle. We had a good old chin wag and catch up and Chris debunked heaps of animal myths for us, including that dolphins are constantly getting it on. Like constantly. Good for them.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Chinese student makes weekly trips to Melbourne University for face-to-face classes to meet the attendance criteria. Is this the world’s longest and most insane commute?!?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stay safe out there lovers! Today is the most common day of the year to get broken up with. Not really in the Christmas spirit is it? Plus we’re talking about all the worst and most intense sneezing injuries and we have another epic round of Theme Queen for you!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have officially split. TMZ reported on Tuesday that the couple — who is expecting their first child — broke up over Thanksgiving weekend while in Vail, Colorado. Fox, 38, allegedly discovered something on the musician’s phone that upset her and caused her to leave the trip early. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate let it slip which one of her verrrrry famoussss celebrity friends leaves her Christmas tree up all year – after Fitzy & Wip pressured her to spill the tea. Plus we’ve got a hilarious Write My Reply segment for you on how one young sales girl offended her boss claiming she was like Anna Wintour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beautiful Belinda and cute little Chloe called us live from Vancouver after we they won our competition to see Taylor Swift live in her last ever Eras Tour show. We caught up with them on all the goss from the last show and how it felt to be one of the lucky people in the audience closing out this chapter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jay Z has come out and denied the allegations against a 13-year-old girl alongside Diddy on a statement on Instagram. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour finally ended last night after 21 months on the road and we’re all crying. We’re going through the biggest stats from the tour from crowd numbers, to how many earthquakes were caused by fans jumping, and just how much money Tay raked in from all her hard work. We will miss this era of our lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is hilarious and is Wip’s own fault tbh. His daughter Francesca has started calling him something she could only have heard from him. Plus we’re revealing the one reason why divorce is well and truly on the rise in Australia at the moment with couples breaking up left right and centre during the Christmas season. Stay safe love birds!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Russell Crowe joined us live in the studio to cohost the show. Talking about his most iconic roles, his time with Andrew Bocelli, his most memorable talk show moments, and plus revealing he thought he’d be an Elvis impersonator on the Gold Coast if he didn’t make it to Hollywood, we’ve got the best of Rusty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay so it turns out we won’t be hopping to the theatre anytime soon. Raygun’s lawyers have quickly shut down the production that was meant to premiere in Sydney over the weekend because Raygun has trademarked the kangaroo move. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the year is coming to a close the wheels are well and truly starting to fall off on the show, but hasn't stopped the guests rolling in. We had the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on the show this week as we celebrate the 36 month initiative get a huge win, we also quietly asked if we could borrow Kirribilli House for soem Christmas Celebrations...still waiting to hear back from Albo. And Fitzy, reminding everyone in Sydney, that we are the only show still on air right now, thanks mate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a big old sip of Merrick’s new health drink known as Posca and we can’t wait to keep guzzling it down. Plus Merrick revealed the hilarious story of when he bought Michael Jackson’s monkey live on air in the days of Merrick and Rosso and how he got in soooo much trouble from the big Nova bosses over it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And it went off without a hitch...kinda...you be the judge. Find out our favourite moments from the week, who was checking cowboy credentials and please if you see any older woman with curly grey hair contribute to Tommy Watch, we want a packed gallery for the unveiling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hop to a theatre near you, Raygun the musical is officially confirmed. Plus we’ve got some hilarious audio of kids in the 80s talking about smoking. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tis the season for breakups it seems and this one has us so sad! We’re going through the biggest splits happening in celeb land at this time of year and sending love to all the broken hearts. We love you Sam! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.