Finish It!

This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod's backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell.

This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure!

This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will.

This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let's RPG!

This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late...

This week, it's time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the "You Did It" song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let's do it!

The God Bunny is back again, so it's time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let's VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK!

Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending - but who's winning the book, you ask? IT'S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it's down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER!

This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there's only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island?

Happy Fey Day! Join Chris "Magic Wings" and his brother Matt "Twiddle Foots" as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they're about to be blown right off!

This week, Chris' read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island!

This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it's disgusting. Enjoy!

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet's very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we're not totally helpless but there's only so much you can do. It's a fun-time show!

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau's amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can't remember what happened to him, and it's time for dino drinks!

This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make a whole, entire, single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!

This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses' next journey!

Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here's hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!

This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!

This week, Matt's adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!

This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He's brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you'd least expect. Oh, and it's up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!

This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way!

This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be "one of the greats" (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES!

This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now!

This week, the brothers realize there are only two endings left in this holiday tradition! Will year three be the final year of this autumnal adventure? Or will they totally blow it? Also, let's rename everything having to do with this problematic holiday!

This week, Chris strikes out on a bold new path and finds happiness in sea plants, Matt discovers a final sentence that works even better as a first sentence than the actual first sentence, and we find out what today's number is!

This week, the brothers dive back into the briny deep! Chris blasts his way out of a trap, Matt rethinks this whole adventuring thing, and neither brother remembers what the heck is going on!

That's right! We're never going back under the sea! This week, Chris and Matt welcome special guest Hari Conner, illustrator and author of the amazing interactive fiction book, Into the Dungeon. It's awesome! It has character sheets and a guy ate Matt's finger!

Creeptobscare comes to a creepy conclusion with the return of Finish It!'s traditional Halloween read! This year, Chris holds hands with monsters and runs home, and Matt hides from monsters in a box which goes badly.

This week, Matt braves Milo the Mutant's monstrous mystery maze, and Chris gets sucked into some comic books and dies horribly at the hairy hands of Professor Y as the Y's Guys look on helplessly. THE HALLOWEEN FUN CONTINUES!

In this very special Friday edition of Finish It!, Chris runs into trouble of the PIRATE SKELETON kind, Matt runs into trouble of the TRIPPING AND DROPPING THINGS kind, and Creeptobscare continues with a new book that is chock full of trouble of the TROPICAL kind!

Creeptobscare is here! Strap in for the first of four weeks of spooptacular chills as Matt decides to make everyone listen to some kids get menaced by an evil suit of armor!

This week, Matt manages to save all of Atlantis from certain doom with the help of an old man with a good memory, and Chris has funding issues. Plus, it's time for a Halloween announcement!

Celebrate back-to-school times with the guys as they take what they thought would be a light-hearted, spoopy break from underwater adventure, only to find that this book is a straight-up Stephen King nightmare factory.

This week, it's a tight battle for who wins the read as Chris masters Atlantean pop music and Matt teams up with... an evil king?!

This week, Matt flees from a shark badly and Chris takes part in a peaceful revolution that is violently put down but hey listen anyway! It's still escapism somehow!