Finish It!

Yay! New book day! The brothers crack open their new adventure, but will they get very far? Nope! But never fear, there's lots going on! New music! New jangles! All the same old goofs! And for all you video-gamers... Hades shows up! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Ok seriously maybe THIS week will be the boys final dragon adventure! It's possible! Chris is totally lost but Matt says he knows what to do so then again MAYBE NOT! Plus, you voted and the next book will be THE THRONE OF ZEUS!

This week could be the very last read of this book! Chris and Matt just have to not be total doofs and you know how well that tends to work out! Plus, the guys announce the next round of books for YOU THE USERS to vote on! And you had better like 'em... because YOU picked 'em!

This week, the brothers are back together after three long weeks apart. Matt attempts to take a hit in the name of book janitoring buts ends up beating the book! Chris has NO IDEA what's going on! Also, could this be the penultimate read of this book?

This week, the brothers continue on their quest to record three episodes in a single night, an artificial intelligence reveals one of Zarvus' early adventures, and Chris and Matt both hate their reads!

This week, the brothers Yule invite you to part one of a three-week epic event as they attempt to record three episodes in a single night! Also, Chris uncovers Tarlane's secret plan!

This week, the magical rope finally gets its moment to shine, Chris digs up Drod's backstory with the help of artificial intelligence, and Matt goes to hell.

This week, a teeny old mystery is solved, a huge new mystery is revealed, Matt becomes indispensably good at something indescribably dumb, and Zarkon shoots a magic rope at Chris. Adventure!

This week, Matt scores big on a short run, Chris learns more about the mysterious dragon master Tarlane, and someone goes in a cave and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Sigh. You will.

This week, Zarkon shows off for Matt, Chris gets himself into a tight spot, and the brothers full-on make characters to add a whole new layer of fun and competition to these already rad reads! Let's RPG!

This week, Matt sees a softer side of Zarkon, Chris like FULLY crosses a line, and the guys realize something important about apostrophe placement just a little too late...

This week, it's time for a whole new book so get ready to be rocked with magic and mystery and dragons and wizards and treasures! Also, Chris updated the "You Did It" song and it now sooo long and fast! New book, let's do it!

The God Bunny is back again, so it's time for some light-hearted fun! Sure, the guys only read this book once a year and, if the worst were to happen and they got the same read, that would add an ENTIRE YEAR to finishing this book, but what are the chances of that happening? Also, let's VOTE FOR THE NEXT BOOK!

Hold on to your cloacas! This week, the brothers are down to the very last ending - but who's winning the book, you ask? IT'S A TIE! This final read could make all the difference… Unless they both get the last ending in which case it's down to who saw the most dinos! THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH OR WHATEVER!

This week, Matt leads his party to Sabrecraft and safety, Chris abandons his party to die in a volcano explosion, and OH WOW YOU GUYS there's only 3 endings left! Will this be the penultimate episode of Dinosaur Island?

Happy Fey Day! Join Chris "Magic Wings" and his brother Matt "Twiddle Foots" as they take their first ever journey into a magical new adventure. Hold on to your tiny, magic hats because they're about to be blown right off!

This week, Chris' read gets dark on a level he was not expecting, Matt is viciously punished for being a child who would like to look at dinosaurs, and Arturo just keeps getting scarier. Join us for a seriously traumatizing week on Dino Island!

This week, Chris gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Also, Matt gets an ending in which a volcano absolutely wrecks a helicopter and a boy. Oh no! Did they get the same read? Will Matt have to do two sad pizza parties back-to-back? Oh, also, Matt reveals his sad personalized pan pizza party and it's disgusting. Enjoy!

This week, the Yules are joined by the internet's very own uncle Asterios Kokkinos from the extremely good and extremely cyberpunk podcast, Jacked! Get ready to run a hardline to the mainframe because the year is now 2098 and all of your cybers are about to be hacked!

This week, Chris is helpless in the face of a terrifying non-dinosaur threat, Matt looks on helplessly as children watch adults die in horrible ways, and yes we can make choices so we're not totally helpless but there's only so much you can do. It's a fun-time show!

This week, Matt uncovers LeBeau's amazingly weird and insidious plot, Chris can't remember what happened to him, and it's time for dino drinks!

This week, Chris has an epic adventure on an island full of dinosaurs. Meanwhile, Matt gets to make a whole, entire, single choice over the course of reading 12 thrilling pages of text! Was picking a 13-ending book a mistake? No way! WOO NEW BOOK DAY!

This week, your boys are graced with the dang delightful presence of Bill and Dani, the creators of Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder, to continue our adventures in the land DOWN UNDAH (woof sorry). Plus, find out what books YOU get to choose from for the Yuleses' next journey!

Enough, already! This week, the boys are marathoning the ENTIRE REST OF THIS BOOK in a single, epic episode! But will they be able to find the remaining 10 endings PLUS the hidden 11th? Here's hoping! Also, there will be Yeti crabs!

This week, Chris meets some folks beneath the sea and immediately bails on them, Matt meets some folks beneath the sea and refuses to bail them out, and someone feels the need to Quest-Out a Live Read!

This week, Matt's adventure is a total fluke, Chris goes all double-oh-seven for the Nodoors, and you are definitely not ready for RANDYMAN!

This week, Chris is TOTALLY BETRAYED, Matt finds a whole new storyline MAYBE, and the guys are celebrating the new year with a couple of REAL positive attitudes. Happy New Year, dear Users!

Krampus Days are here again! Your favorite child-eating Xmas monster returns for another year of Yeti-searching. He's brought a brand new challenge, and the surprise guest you'd least expect. Oh, and it's up to the Yule boys to SAVE CHRISTMAS!

This week, Chris crushes all previous Read Tease jangles with his new piano playing skills, Matt might have found a whole new branch of stories, and another narrative loop is discovered. Is this book never-ending?! No! It just feels that way!

This week, Chris leaves his last page to read live because he thinks it could be "one of the greats" (it is not) and Matt discovers an infinite loop so we can keep this underwater party going FOREVER, BUDDIES!

This week, Chris gives up his human form! Matt does the unthinkable! Someone gets eaten by a fish! But was the fish big or not very big? Find out now!