Finish It!

This week, Chris denies the power of the scepter, Matt finds himself pursuing a very bad romance, and D&D leprechauns steal Shaw's sword! You want to see inside a leprechaun lair? Oh, we'll take you inside a leprechaun lair!

This week, Matt gets stabbed basically exactly 500 times, Chris meets a level 12 wizard (seriously, he says he's 12th level out loud), and Matt thinks it's still New Year's time! It is not! He is a befuddled buffoon!

This week, Matt absolutely beats the book with the best possible ending, but MORE IMPORTANTLY Chris gets a little backstory about Buchfric! Also, happy dang New Year!

Krampus has returned with Q's for all your burning A's! And the brothers have Q's, too! Why are there children in that giant pumpkin? What do robot cats have to do with Yetis? Is that a unicorn?

This week, Matt sacrifices romance for self-knowledge, Chris takes up a rusty sword, and if you've always wondered about Matt's soup-buying habits YOU ARE IN LUCK!

It's new book day! This week, Chris maliciously and magically gives a girl a moustache, Matt levitates a handsome boy out of quicksand, and romance is in the air! Also monsters!

This week, Matt sells a flute to a famous guy and Chris makes his grandma smile as they attempt to finish this book once and for all on their last day in the same city. Will they blow it? Maybe!

This week, a new Gratitudes tradition begins as Matt surprises Chris with a thrilling new book! Matt takes rides from strangers! Chris' cousin weeps uncontrollably! It's a Gratitudes nightmare!

This week, the eye contact continues! Matt sees a bear maul a man on a boat! Chris stands up to that jerk, Herc! None of these things end well!

This week, the brothers are live from Chris' garage! Matt meets a handsome teenager with some pretty mighty powers, Chris finds a pretty handy magical object, and there is just way too much eye contact.

It's time for the Creeptobscare finale on the creepiest, tobscariest day of the year! The brothers return to their traditional Halloween read, prepared for anything! Well, Chris prepared. Matt didn't. But what's the worst that could happen? OH NO THE CURSE!

Creeptobscare is back, and so is your number one favorite screaming knight! Matt conquers a maze in technically one try! Chris decides to be all the evil he can be! But will either of them find a better ending than last year?

It's a Creeptobscare special event! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast return to get spooky with the delightfully bizarre story of a child, their grandmother, and the alien inside of her. BONUS: Get ready for a villain you will NEVER FORGET!

Creeptobscare returns! Chris whisks us away to a spooky cay (it's like a little island) absolutely crawling with kitty cats! Seriously, it's scarier than it sounds. Chris dodges a billion booby traps! Matt sees a cat parade! Ok, it's kind of cute.

This week, Chris joins everyone's favorite team of mythological heroes, Matt's fictional parents decide to exploit a child, and a highly-anticipated illustration delivers confusion and disappointment!

This week, Matt saves the day and is home in time for breakfast, and Chris stands up to a horrifying monster... the monster of bullying! Also, a regular monster!

This week, Chris is used as a prop in a wet and wild god fight, and Matt takes some quiz revenge with the help of a premium user and it goes just fine, thank you very much!

This week, Chris finds out exactly the kind of guy Hercules actually is, Matt sets a rather large swath of Earth on fire, and God allows a google search to happen that should never have been allowed to happen. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT GREEK MYTHS the answers are always gross.

This week, it's like a whole new book as the brothers Yule tackle a very unfamiliar story branch. Chris rides in a big cup! Matt Wakandas Crete! Plus, Almost-Halloween is in the air, and you know what that means... Chris is seeing frankensteins everywhere!

This week, the brothers Yule do some vital book-janitoring in order to tidy up a couple of adventure twigs. Will this be the last time Chris fails to rescue Persephone? Are Matt and Minotaur never to meet again? It's emotional! To a degree!

This week, Chris sits on a cloud TWICE; Matt ends up saying some final words that echo sadly back through history; and you may not currently know what the Mom-Hand Glamour, Mom's Glamhammer, Phantom Mom Hand, Mama Glamhammer and rocker Graham Hamburglar have in common, but you will soon!

This week, Chris chooses the coward's path and is rewarded appropriately, Matt fights through tragedy and finds a magical ending and illustration that just might be the best in the book, and an age-old childhood mystery is explained. APPLECORE. BALTIMORE. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? We are!

This week, Matt makes a decision that he's pretty sure will bring about his sudden demise (it does) and Chris puts everything on the line when he Quests-Out on a Live Read! Hope you like secret treasures and private sea shells!

This week, Matt has a tragical romantical beautiful boyfriend Victorian tragedy that will make you weep with joy AND sorrow, and Chris finds a "touching" ending and WINS THE BOOK HARDER THAN ANY OTHER BOOK EVER.

This week, Matt wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life, and Chris wins the book at the expense of an innocent child's life COME ON! SRSLY?! Hey, don't panic! It's ancient Greece! Lots of kids died as a narrative device! Maybe they won't get the same read?