Finish It!

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can't help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!

Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!

Krampus is back and he's got a song in his "heart"! The guys read a new wintery book by "special request"! Everyone's all "Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates"! It's a "gnarly" Choosemastime!

Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let's range monsters!

Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that's what's up! Chris' read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!

This is it! Will the brothers manage to find the final ending and finish this book for good? Plus, if you thought Chris had a tough time with the Pig Latin Wild Card, wait until you hear him struggle with this one!

Thankschoosingtime is nigh! Let us give good Gratitudes and take another trip into a horrible day! Chris discovers something he did not know before! Matt learns something new, too! Or perhaps not!

WOW you guys and these wild cards! Chris tackles another huge wild card challenge while somehow cracking open the last new bit of this book, Matt has a read that is short and sweet (mostly short), and GEEZ this wild card!

HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE!

Welp, it was inevitable. It's time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It's an absolute nightmare!

The bros keep on dang truckin' with Matt's read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin' as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!

It's finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!

Are you ready for the icky willies? Creeptobscare has returned from the graaaave! Chris finds a truly traumatic ending! Matt answers the phone! It's pure Halloweeny gold!

Ok seriously this time—this week, Matt finally feels like an actual god, Chris goes somewhere he's been wanting to go since he started the book, and the Brothers Doctors Hollywood are in!

This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt's tease doesn't matter at all because he didn't know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!

This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris' read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!

This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!

This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!

It's the most special week in America so it's time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It's a pod-spangled star-cast!

The brothers are back! Illness can't keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!

This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it's hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!

New book day is back! Chris is comin' atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It's high time for spy time let's go!

Heck yeah it's Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it's the first time they've ever read this book so there's totally no way they'll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!