Finish It!

This week, it's back-to-school time! Matt makes two whole choices, and Chris gets a read where everything turns out fine. Or does it?! And then, OR DOES IT AGAIN?!

This week, there are two endings left but Matt isn't feeling so great about his read. Why, it would take a straight-up book miracle for the guys to finish this book in this episode! An honest-to-gosh BOOK MIRACLE. Who could harness the powers of chaos to complete such a mighty task? Maybe SOMEONE?!

This week, Chris becomes famous! Matt brings joy and the thrill of discovery to an entire civilization! But are these the same ending? Dang you guys it's getting hard at the end of this book!

Can it be?! Is it possible?! Could the dummy brothers get the same exact read two episodes in a row? Or will one brother dig deep and save the day with a thrilling twist?! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW! (Yes.)

This week, somebody gulps, somebody winks, and nobody wins! The end of the book is nigh! Vote for the book you want to hear next! You'll believe a man can save a fly!

This week, Matt takes one for the team, Chris takes on the REAL monsters, and someone has to walk across the room and cover their ears so they don't hear a big secret!

It's America's best week! Celebrate what's left of the place as the guys attempt to help good ol' George Washington with some secret spy stuff. Chris gives George a mighty gift! Matt gets eaten alive again but not by a cool bear! U-S-A!

This week, Chris takes a very literal leap of faith; Matt finds a new park, new monster, new story branch, and an entire new kind of ending; and everything is feeling very BOFFO!

This week, Matt learns to stop worrying about looking cool, Chris unfolds a myriad of possible universes or perhaps none at all, and we're stretchin' it out!

This week, the Wild Card strikes hard sending your boys on a new(ish) trip! Chris learns a little alien tongue! Matt is become the ender of stories! Jollibee gets reviewed!

This week, Chris says goodbye to a dear dear friend, Matt is asked one of the most disconcerting questions he's ever heard, and the Earth blows up again!

This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It's now fixed!]

This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It's 100% chuckles and winks!

This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain't pretty!

This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!

This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!

This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week's Wild Card is delightfully cruel!

O yay o yay o yay! It's Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let's all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol' fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it's a totally "live" call-in "show"!

It's the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There's singing but please manage your expectations!

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for "suckers," and it's Lovey-Dovey day but we don't lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you're into it!

Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there's a pirate submarine!